Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

Sun Wukong's eyes were full of pride, and he introduced: "It's barbecue, please wait a little longer, my lord, and I will serve it to you when it is fully cooked."

Where can the king wait in time?He kept swallowing his saliva, and his eyes were about to glow red.

He licked his lower lip and said: "I think the meat is almost roasted, should I let the king have a taste first?"

"My lord, I'm too impatient to eat something good. The meat looks cooked on the outside, but it's still raw on the inside. It doesn't even have the taste. How can it be delicious?" Monkey King was very proud. People around the edge salivate exactly the same.

"Then what's the matter? My king can even eat raw. Big head, give me a quick bite." King Si couldn't listen to Monkey King's words at all, and reached out to grab a pheasant.

Sun Wukong said angrily: "Your Majesty feels bad food for a while, what can you do if you blame the little ones? If the King refuses to listen to persuasion like this, the little ones will not be delicious in the future."

The king of Si was embarrassed, but he was not angry, but his saliva was drooling more frequently.

"If Your Majesty likes this taste, then ask someone to bring back more pheasants and hares. The roasted wild game is much more delicious than the ones raised at home. I will roast as much as your Majesty catches." As soon as Sun Wukong said this, the King said: Immediately very happy.

Immediately ordered: "Half the people go out to catch pheasants and rabbits, the more the better! Whoever catches the most, my king will give him a roast to eat!"

"Yes, Your Majesty!" The little demons were also very happy, and they all rushed out to catch wild game.

King Si originally ordered half of the people to go out, but two-thirds turned out, and there were less than a hundred little monsters left in the cave, and nine of them were fake monsters conjured by Monkey King.

Sun Wukong succeeded in his plan, and he was even more happy. Seeing that the seven or eight pheasants and rabbits were almost roasted, Monkey King came up with another idea.

"My lord, this food is best eaten in a closed environment, otherwise the aroma will be released. I will bring all these delicacies to the king's bedroom in a while, and then someone will pour wine for you, while eating Wouldn't it be nice to drink while drinking?"

"That's good, this number! Boss, it's still your thoughtfulness. My lord has decided to promote you to General Huotou, the first deputy of my lord!" King Si was so coaxed into a smile, how could he have expected this decision just to give it to him? Sun Wukong's great convenience?

The food was finally ready, Sun Wukong put all the seven or eight pieces of wild game on plates, and brought all the little monsters to King Si's room.King Xi couldn't wait a long time ago, grabbed a pheasant and started to eat it.

Sun Wukong asked people to bring the wine in again, and sent two to pour the wine, and sent four to guard outside, no one was allowed to disturb.

"Brother Big Head, you are really amazing. When will we be able to taste this delicacy?" A little demon swallowed his saliva and moved closer.

"It's fine now, I specially reserved one for my brothers." Sun Wukong lifted the lid of the pot, and there was indeed a delicious roast chicken inside, and the eyes of the little demons lit up immediately.

He put the roast chicken on the stove and ordered: "Call all the brothers and eat here, otherwise if the aroma spreads out and the king knows, all of us will be in bad luck."

"Yes!" How could the little demon not listen?Really quietly called dozens of little demons over, so even the guards of Zhu Bajie and Jin Choubang left.

Sun Wukong asked them to share the food, locked the kitchen door, and swaggered to save Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing.

He used magic to untie the rope between the two, and the two brothers realized that the monster in front of them was transformed by Monkey King.

Zhu Bajie said happily: "Brother Hou, I knew you would not ignore me and Lao Sha. Hey, I smelled that fragrance before, and Lao Sha and I were still wondering if the monsters here are good. So it was you who made it, Brother Hou. of."

"Don't talk so much, hurry up and take the magic weapon with me, those little monsters will come out in a while." Monkey King led the two to the branch cave where the magic weapon was stored. Both the toothed rake and the subduing treasure staff were shining with cold light, and the three of them saw it at a glance.

"It's not good, those two escaped!" As soon as the magic weapon was in hand, a shout came from outside, and immediately, a large group of little monsters rushed out of the kitchen.

"It's just in time, let's see if the old pig doesn't beat you to death." Zhu Bajie was tied up all night, and he was so angry that he held up the nine-toothed rake and started beating him.

Where are these little demons their opponents?The number was limited, and the fight between the three of them was like cutting a watermelon with a knife, killing a large number of people in a few strokes, and the sound of wailing shook Jindoudong.

King Si, who was enjoying delicious food in the room, was finally alarmed, put down the chicken legs and rushed out.

"Well, you suffer from the plague, and dare to become a big head to deceive the king! Hmph, don't think that the king will be merciful to you after eating your delicious food!" The king saw Monkey King, how could he not understand the reason?He sneered and said, "My lord has caught you right now, and asked you to make delicious food for me every day."

Seeing him withdraw the iron circle on his arm, Sun Wukong wanted to escape secretly, but it was too late, the silver light of the iron circle flashed, and the magic weapon in the hands of the three was sucked away again.

Seeing that the situation was not good, he turned into a wisp of smoke again and slipped away towards the outside of the cave.

Zhu Bajie secretly scolded the stinky monkey for being unjust, and killed several monsters with Sha Wujing, but was finally defeated by King Si and tied up again.

The Monkey King who escaped sat on the top of the mountain and sighed. This time he didn't even have the courage to go back to the village. He was sucked away by the monster twice in a row.

He was worried here, but Tao Tao was overjoyed.

After a day and a night of long journey, she finally arrived at Scorpion Mountain!From a distance, you can hear the loud noise on the Scorpion Mountain, the sound of gongs, drums and suona, which is very lively.The pines and cypresses in the mountains are green, but the top of the mountain is bright red. The red silk is made into flowers and hangs all over the mountain, which is really dazzling.

When Tao Tao came to the foot of the mountain, she found that the place was overcrowded with monsters from all over the world, and they would be welcomed up the mountain only after showing the invitation.Tao Tao queued behind a rabbit spirit, and waited for almost a quarter of an hour before seeing the welcoming messenger. After showing the invitation card, the messenger suddenly exclaimed, Tao Tao thought there was something wrong with the invitation card.

"So you are Miss Taozi! Our lady has been waiting for you for a long time, Miss Taozi, please take the big bird we specially prepared for you, and you will be able to go up the mountain immediately."

Tao Tao looked at Xiaoqing who was resting next to her: "...Thank you, but I'll walk up by myself, I like walking."

Xiaoqing came up and grabbed her collar and threw it on her back, said in a snarky voice: "Let me take you up, I can fly so fast!"

The big bird took off suddenly, and it was more than ten meters away from the ground. Tao Tao hurriedly grabbed its neck hair to stabilize her figure, she was extremely speechless about this special care.

After a while, Xiaoqing flew to the top of the mountain, and was about to throw Tao Tao down with a flick of her wings, but Tao Tao took the initiative to fly down: "Big stupid bird, don't think I'll be fooled by you again."

Xiaoqing patted her wings, giggled and flew away again.

"Taozi!" A sharp female voice suddenly sounded behind her. When Tao Tao turned her head, she found that everyone was looking at her.Immediately afterwards, a burst of fiery red pushed away the crowd, and ran towards her as if flying.

It is Tianxie!

"Little Scorpion." Tao Tao was also overjoyed to see Tian Xie, and opened her arms for a hug.Who knew that Tian Xie's momentum was too strong, so he rushed over and hugged her, and even spun her around four or five times.

Tao Tao only felt that there were mosquito coils in her eyes. There seemed to be something wrong with this plot!

"Why are you so stupid? Did you see how beautiful she is today?" Tian Xie put her down and laughed.

"Beautiful, it's so beautiful!" Tao Tao stopped the mosquito coil, and then began to look at Tian Xie.I haven't seen her for a while, but Tian Xie has changed a bit, not in terms of appearance, but in that feeling, a sweet feeling of being immersed in happiness.

"Hmph, I know you have a sweet tongue. Tell me, why did you come so late? You made me wait at the door for several hours." Tian Xie poked her on the forehead, turned her head and began to criticize.

Tao Tao was moved for a moment, took her arm and said, "You know I'm going to learn Buddhist scriptures. Xiniu Hezhou is far away from here, so I borrowed Brother Hou's somersault cloud to rush here day and night. By the way , you are the bride, why are you waiting at the door?"

Tian Xie said: "What's wrong with the bride? We monsters are not as shy and timid as human women. Come on, let's go in first."

So under the envious eyes of all the monsters, Tao Tao was dragged into the yard.

Perhaps Tian Xie lived in the human world for many years, and after returning back, he also built a mansion in Xiezi Mountain, with seven entrances and seven exits. Today, it is very useful for entertaining guests.

As soon as she entered the courtyard, Tao Tao's eyes lit up. Compared with the imperial palace, this mansion was not inferior, but it lacked a bit of solemnity and a little more tranquility and leisure.

All the way to the hall, all the maids and servants I met greeted Tian Xie, Tao Tao said curiously: "These little demons have trained well, I will settle down later, and I will build such a big house and recruit so many people to serve .”

Tian Xie smiled and said: "I didn't train it, it was passed down in my family. My father and mother have always lived here, with a deep foundation, otherwise we wouldn't be able to have so many guests today."

Tao Tao finally realized that she was going wrong, she always thought that Tian Xie was alone, but now she realizes that she actually has a family.

"By the way, why are you here alone? Where's that stinky monkey? And your brother and Sha Wujing? Don't they like me, that's why you don't come?"

"Where do you want to go? Their main task is to protect the master to learn scriptures. This is ordered by the Bodhisattva. Of course they dare not come to you to play against the order. But they have prepared gifts for you." Tao Tao said, Just when I arrived at the hall, I realized that there were still quite a few people in the hall. A middle-aged man and woman in their 34s were sitting on the main seat, they should be Tian Xie's parents.

The man has a majestic face, a calm demeanor, and a sense of oppression on his body.The woman is dignified and gentle, her appearance is seventy percent similar to that of Tian Xie, both mother and daughter are beauties.

"Father, mother, this is Tao Tao that my daughter often mentions. Look, isn't she very cute?" Tian Xie dragged Tao Tao to the two of them, and warmly introduced her. "Taozi, these are my father and mother, they are very nice people."

"Tao Tao has met her uncle and aunt, and it is my honor to be friends with Tian Xie." Tao Tao was a little caught off guard, but at least she did not lose her manners.

"Good boy, I don't have many sweet friends in my family. You are the one I talk about the most. Today is her big day. I don't know how happy she is if you can come." Mother Tian looked at the two and smiled with satisfaction. With that, the gentle and friendly appearance made people feel good.

Father Tian also nodded, and said, "Daughter, take your friend down to rest, Liu Er will come to welcome the bride in a while, so you don't want to run outside anymore."

"Understood, Father." Tian Xie saluted, and hurried away with Tao Tao. Only then did Tao Tao find out that Tian Xie was going to marry from Xiezi Mountain. She thought she was really going to marry the six-eared macaque.

"Hey, where does the six-eared macaque live? Is it far from your place?" Tao Tao thought that she would definitely go there with Tian Xie later, and she could have a bridal chamber at night.

"He lives in his macaque mountain, which is less than a hundred miles away from here, very close. There is still a while, you come with me first, I want to see what gifts you have prepared for me." Tian Xie actually said Thinking about this, he dragged Tao Tao to her room.

Tian Xie's boudoir was decorated in a festive way, with red lanterns hung on the door, and big red happy characters pasted up. The curtains, bed sheets and quilt covers in the room were also changed to red, which is still the same as that of women in the world.

As soon as the two entered, Tian Xie closed the door, stretched out his hand and asked Tao Tao for a gift.Tao Tao couldn't laugh or cry, so she took out all the things prepared in the space.

Seeing a huge pile, Tian Xie exclaimed, "You actually prepared so many for me? I thought one or two would be good. Little Taozi, you are so kind to me!"

Tao Tao blushed, and said embarrassedly: "In fact, most of them are very ordinary..."

"The expensive ones are the same as the ordinary ones. This represents your heart. Little Taozi, I'm so happy!" Tian Xie looked at the pile of glittering jewels and jewelry, and his eyes turned red with emotion.

"Well, Master and the others have also prepared gifts for you." Tao Tao put out the gifts of Tang Seng, Monkey King, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing.

Tian Xie rolled his eyes when he saw the tattered scripture: "That poor monk is really stingy, he wouldn't even be willing to give me a new book, and took his own tattered old book as a gift, tsk..."

Seeing Sun Wukong's three monkey hairs again, he was even more angry: "I'm married to Smelly Monkey, and I can't count his monkey hairs every day. Why do I need others?"

When he saw Zhu Bajie's fan, he finally showed a satisfied expression: "This fan is good, and the poems on it are even better, I like it."

Looking at the wooden figure carved by Sha Wujing again, he happily accepted it: "I didn't expect that gloomy little brother to have such a skill. It's not bad. It can be placed on the shelf at that time."

Tao Tao secretly thought that it was exactly as she had imagined, so she finally took out three more elixir: "Here are the ones I really want to give you."

She handed the sandalwood box to Tian Xie, Tian Xie froze: "Is there any gift?"

"Open it and see."

Tian Xie took the box, opened the lid, and immediately a seductive aroma came into her nostrils. Seeing the three round pills, she couldn't help but exclaimed, her eyes straightened.

"Is this an elixir? Is it an elixir, Xiao Taozi? Is it really an elixir?"

"It's an elixir. I abducted it from my grandfather. This one is a diamond pill. Eating one can increase one's power. These two are white jade elixir, which can detoxify and detoxify. I really can't think of giving it to you." What's good, so I prepared this, as long as you like it."

"I like it so much!" Tian Xie was so excited that he couldn't help himself. This is a magic pill. Monsters like them have never seen or heard of them, let alone eat them.

How could she be unhappy if she got three coins at once?This gift is not only precious, but also represents how much Tao Tao attaches importance to her.

Tian Xie's eyes were foggy, and he hugged Tao Tao into his arms, choked up and said, "Little Taozi, you are so kind to me, I want to get rid of that stinky monkey and be with you now."

Tao Tao was almost choked, and quickly advised: "Don't, don't, don't, or I will become a sinner through the ages."

"Hmph, I know you are the Monkey King who likes you, don't worry, I won't tear you apart." Tian Xie laughed, and put the small box close to her body, this thing will be her family heirloom from now on!

Just as he was talking, a loud shout suddenly sounded in the front yard, and Tian Xie suddenly said: "It's time, the stinky monkey has come to welcome the bride. My father and the others have prepared three levels. Do you want to go out and see the excitement?"

"Okay, then I'll go out first, and I'll be with you later." Tao Tao handed out the gift and happily went to the front yard.

The front yard was already overcrowded, and a team of welcoming brides came over. Riding on a tall horse was a golden-haired monkey, which was somewhat similar to the original shape of Monkey King, but with three ears on each side, it was a six-eared macaque. .

Seeing the six-eared macaque, Tao Tao felt very kind. This fellow pretended to be Monkey King and stayed together for more than ten days.

I don't know what it will be like when Brother Monkey gets married?Tao Tao's thoughts suddenly pulled away, could the bride be herself?

"Tiantian, I'm here to pick you up." The six-eared macaque dismounted outside the gate and shouted loudly.

Immediately, three young men rushed forward and blocked him at the door.These three young men look exactly the same, and their attire is also exactly the same, somewhat similar to Tian Xie.

The one in the middle smiled and said: "Boy, it's not so easy to marry my sister. Today you have to pass three passes before you can pick her up. If you can't pass, you can go back the same way!"

It was only then that Tao Tao realized that the triplets were Tian Xie's elder brother. Hey, it looks like there was a good show today.

The six-eared macaque said with a embarrassed face: "Three brothers, don't embarrass me, if you miss the hour..."

"Why, are you afraid that my sister won't be able to get married? Hmph, there are so many people who want to marry my sister, and they can all line up to Xiniu Hezhou. If you don't have this ability, get out early." The macaque finally knew it was true.