God of danger

Guan Jie is doomed not to be a philosopher.

On the night when Lu Rongxing was working on discovering his shining point, he caused a fight in the dormitory because of a mistake.

The sudden increase of 2 evening self-study sessions almost killed Guan Jie. He was hungry and tired every day, hungry after eating, and wanted to take a nap after class, 50 yawns a day were not enough, and all kinds of reactions were faulty.

After being in the scene, he suddenly realized that Lu Rongxing's strength was that he was able to practice the piano in this kind of daily life without hindrance, and the only interruption time was only the two days of the high school entrance examination.

This made Guan Jie suddenly feel that everyone around him seemed to be very good, but he was the worst and not motivated.It's just that the campus life with heavy homework does not allow him to think too much for the time being.

Before going to bed, Guan Jie squatted in the toilet and rubbed his underwear. After rubbing, he was supposed to throw it into the bucket next to him, and then went to catch the water, but he finished wringing the water in a circle, and threw the underwear into the squatting pit in a smooth manner. .

Not to mention his poor shooting, but this time his shot was a hollow ball, the underpants didn't even have a chance to save it, and disappeared directly into the hole.

Then when it hit the bottom with a "crash", Guan Jie said dumbfounded: "Damn it."

At the right time, Hu Xinyi put the towel on his shoulders, grabbed a roll of toilet paper, rushed in, and then stepped into the squatting pit with a stride, spread his legs and was about to wear his trousers, hooked the elastic belt and said: "You By what?"

Guan Jie came back to his senses and remembered Rule 4 of the dormitory rules, paying attention to hygiene and public morality, and not throwing toilet paper, leftovers, foreign objects, etc. into the sewer. Go in, no no no big brother, don’t squat down, wait until I pick it up with a clothes rail before you get on.”

Normally, if Hu Xinyi could bear it, he would definitely give him face, but today he just couldn't bear it, and his stomach seemed to be full.

Hu Xinyi opened his hand and squatted down resolutely: "Fuck you! The sky is falling, wait until I finish squatting, my stomach is going to explode, it's too late."

Before he finished speaking, there was a burst of smelly noise, and it was too late for Guan Jie to say anything.

He had to hold his breath and leave the bathroom, fell sideways on his bunk, and turned on the luck mode bitterly, thinking that if Guangda didn't throw paper, the toilet wouldn't be blocked.

Recently, when Guan Jie lay down, he felt drowsy, and his eyes narrowed in minutes.

But before he fell asleep in this irregular position, Hu Xinyi jumped up and pulled him up after flushing the water, and said to him without thinking: "It's not good."

Guan Jie blushed and unconsciously blinked his eyelids a few times, his head was completely confused: "What's wrong?"

Hu Xin hesitated to say, "Well, Guan Jie, the toilet seems to be... clogged."

Guan Jie was still a little drowsy at first, but when he went to look at the eye socket a minute later, he was instantly awakened by nausea.

Hu Xinyi, a pig, heard something wrong after flushing the water. Instead of stopping the loss in time, he even poured half a bucket of water into the toilet.

It's a pity that this method of fighting poison with poison doesn't work. Those soaked yellow and white things overflowed the water pipes and raged into the pit, making people want to contribute the digestive products in their stomachs at a glance.

Guan Jie endured the strong shock, turned his back and asked Hu Xinyi, "How did you get into such a ghostly situation?"

Hu Xinyi's momentum to chase him away not long ago disappeared. He raised his hands and shrugged, and said innocently and helplessly: "How do I know? I just flushed the water. In the final analysis, it's your underpants."

Guan Jie really wanted to whip him, but he was really guilty, so he could only bluff and scold him: "...you don't fart! How can you do this with just water? I fucking told you to stop it first."

Hu Xinyi quibbled: "Don't use a hammer. It's not like you don't know the three most urgent things in people? Don't talk about it, just talk about what to do now?"

While they were muttering, Zhang Bo smelled the smell, and Feng Xiaosong wanted to come over to fetch water. The two of them walked in one after another. Seeing the hot and heart-piercing scene in the pit, they immediately backed away until they couldn't see the pit from the house. Then he stood still, pinched his nose, asked about the situation and denounced the criminal.

Guan Jie was beaten so badly that he couldn't lift his head. Together with Hu Xinyi, he stuffed two balls of toilet paper up his nose, took the clothes pole of the dormitory, and poked it in the sewer with his eyes closed for a long time.

But the blockages were all at the corners of the water pipes, and it was useless to try hard on the straight road. The two gave up after ten minutes.

Since the squatting pit was really invisible, Guan Jie and Hu Xinyi made a gesture of rock-paper-scissors, conceded the bet and turned the laundry tub upside down on the squatting position, blocking the visual impact with little more than nothing.

Then he and Hu Xinyi went to look for the dormitory steward. The dormitory steward was not surprised to see this kind of situation a lot, and said that it was too late today, the master had a rest, and he would find someone to repair it for them during the day tomorrow, so that they could make it through the night today.

As the main culprits, Guan Jie and Hu Xinyi were able to make do with it, but the rest of the people had different opinions.

Xie Tian likes to be clean. He was not very happy at first, but after seeing his roommate's active rescue attitude, he lay down with a straight face.

The others muttered, Xiao Jian and Zhang Bo jumped out to smooth things over, and the noise gradually died down. There was only one thorn left, which was Feng Xiaosong who slept farthest from the toilet.

From what happened to Luo Yuqing, it can be seen that this person is a bit mean, and has a lot of criticisms about things that cannot be seen.

At this moment, he didn't say that he was the most righteous and indignant, but after the others stopped talking, he said casually: "It smells so bad, I don't think I can sleep tonight, alas."

Guan Jie knew that he was wrong, but he felt that he had apologized and thought of a way. Although he could not improve the situation, it should be no problem to get his roommate's understanding.

At least if they exchange positions, Guan Jie will not speak anymore at this point.

Everyone else happened to do the same, and most of them chose the same as him, which made Feng Xiaosong, the only one who opposed, look like a caring villain.

And he was really sleepy, sleepy and unable to sleep, his temples throbbed faintly, making him restless.

So when the "ah" that could be heard clearly across several bunks, Guan Jie said without thinking, "If you can't sleep, just close your eyes and rest."

Hu Xinyi's bunk was next to Feng Xiaosong, and he didn't feel very angry when he heard him say that. He said "If you can't sleep, don't sleep" in a more aggressive tone, Guan Jie took the lead, and quickly retreated to the second line to observe the battle.

Feng Xiaosong was going to sleep after finishing speaking, but now he got angry, sat up from the bed suddenly, stomped the bed board very vigorously, and shouted: "What's your attitude? You made the toilet like this Yes, it stinks, it’s disgusting, what the hell should I say? I won’t close my eyes, I’m going to say it!"

This posture is no longer a question of whether it is reasonable or not, Guan Jie simply feels that this guy seems to be possessed by his grandmother, and he is particularly annoying psychologically.

So Guan Jie also sat up from the bed, rubbed to the edge of the bed and stretched his feet to step on the slippers, and said in an unfriendly tone: "Then tell me, come down, I'll go out and listen to you."

After all, he can't fall asleep, and others can still sleep first after brewing.

But when Guan Jie arrived at Feng Xiaosong's lower bunk, Feng Xiaosong didn't say anything. Guan Jie told him to talk about it tomorrow, but Feng Xiaosong felt that he was afraid of him by shutting up again, and said contemptuously, "Who are you? Why should I listen to you..."

The word "的" didn't come out, and Hu Xin was so angry that before he could get up, a small black shadow suddenly flew over from the slanting stab and landed on Feng Xiaosong's body.

Heideng was blinded and couldn't see what it was, and didn't know where it hit Feng Xiaosong's body. Everyone heard him let out a short scream, then waved it on the bunk a few times, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Zhao Yangping, go to hell!"

In the end, Zhao Yangping didn't die, he just sneered mockingly, then suddenly stood up and jumped onto the upper bunk opposite, quickly passed through Hu Xinyi's bunk, and beat Feng Xiaosong on the bed.

Guan Jie never expected that the person who jumped out at the end was actually Zhao Yangping.

When Luo Yuqing was being abused by 108, Zhao Yangping watched from the sidelines. The three Guan Jie and him did not like each other, and the relationship gradually became unfamiliar, and they would not communicate if they could not communicate.

However, Guan Jie didn't understand at all. Zhao Yangping was not supporting him at all, but between him and Feng Xiaosong. Zhao Yangping couldn't understand Feng Xiaosong even more.

Zhao Yangping didn't like how he pointed fingers at those girls when the assault incident was hotly discussed in the past, or the endless stinking talk now, so he jumped out and beat him.

The noise in the dormitory quickly attracted the dormitory steward who was holding a flashlight. The dormitory steward asked the ins and outs and gave Guan Jie, Feng Xiaosong, and Zhao Yangping fifty boards each.

One side talks about Guan Jie littering, the other side talks about Feng Xiaosong being stingy, and finally criticizes Zhao Yangping for being impulsive, and then says: "Since the three of you are so energetic, why don't you enjoy the moonlight outside and stand for me for half an hour Go to sleep again."

Guan Jie rolled his eyes, looked up and saw that there were no stars or moon on the dome, but the sky was not dark, black and gray of different shades spread far and near, and some places were obviously brighter than others, as if there was a road behind Light that pierces the clouds.

After a long journey, Lu Rongxing returned home and had a rare good night's sleep. He woke up refreshed and hummed a song while feeding the geese, but he couldn't do without his pipa score.

He has been out for more than a month, and his stature has shrunk again. He has gained weight but looks thinner.

Wang Yang is the kind of mother who is extremely blind when she opens her eyes. She is so distressed that she made 6 large plates for lunch, and kept calling him to bring food if she didn't eat.

To be honest, Wang Yang's cooking is not as delicious as Lu Jianxin's, but the taste at home is something that cannot be described as delicious or bad, it's more like a habit, and you will think about it if you don't touch it for a while.

Lu Rongxing was so overwhelmed by the urgency that he couldn't sit still after washing the pot. He blew the wind at the door for a while, and saw the boy riding a bicycle outside the yard through the basketball court. He thought of himself vividly, and suddenly decided to go back to No. [-] Middle School Go and have a look.

Give the mp3 to Guan Jie, and you can bring him some food by the way.

The dishes were not completely cold yet, so they were piled up on the dining table to dissipate heat. Lu Rongxing dug out his elementary school lunch box from under the cupboard, ran through the water, and swept the different plates with his chopsticks.

Wang Yanggang was washing his hair in the yard, and entered the kitchen with a towel wrapped in it. When he looked up and saw him picking vegetables, he was immediately confused, so he said, "What are you doing here?"

Lu Rongxing didn't stop moving his hands. After picking out the pork belly, he folded a fish tail and stuffed the lunch box to the brim: "I'm hungry, I'll go to Yizhong to eat, and I'll bring some food for Guan Jie, aren't you I just said that there is a lot of food left, so I can eat it all tomorrow?"

Wang Yang didn't have any objection to delivering food, she just frowned, feeling uncomfortable: "But now they have finished their lunch, you can only eat it at night after you send it, the meat dish smells cold, how can you eat it?" .”

Lu Rongxing had confidence in Guan Jie, and put his chopsticks into the plate containing the diced chicken: "It doesn't matter, I don't think he minds."

Wang Yanggang wanted to say "I don't want you to eat, of course you don't care", but then I thought about Guan Jie's difficulty.

Before Guan Min was in the third year of junior high school, he would deliver food to his sister every weekend, but now it was his turn, the parents really couldn't take care of him, so they could only let him eat in the cafeteria.

After all, this guy doesn't grow any longer. Wang Yang looked at the crazy-growing Lu Rongxing, and then at Guan Jie, who had hardly changed. He always felt that he was not nutritious enough, so cold dishes are better than the school's big pot dishes .

Thinking of this, Wang Yang rubbed his hair with a towel, and walked slowly to the front to find a comb: "You can do whatever you want."

Lu Rong packed some bean curd fried meat for the last time, covered the lid with a plastic bag, and finally put on a hat and pushed the bicycle out.

The canteen in No. 3 Middle School has changed operators, but the doorman is still the same doorman. Lu Rong has been studying for [-] years. The uncle recognized his face. He heard that he was here to deliver meals. He opened the small iron gate and let him in. stayed outside.

Guan Jie has already moved the classroom, from the 4th floor to the 1st floor, but Class 5 is not on the first floor of the teaching building, it is the first classroom from the beginning across the road.

Lu Rongxing came by pinch, found the classroom and waited for a few minutes under the shade of a tree in front of the flower bed, and the bell rang at the end of the lunch break.

After a crowd of people poured out of the door of Class 5, Guan Jie stared out blankly, because he didn't know he was back, so he couldn't see him for the first time in the crowd.

Lu Rongxing saw him go down the steps and lazily walked into the sun, his face seemed a little smelly, he took two steps and lowered his head, kicked his left leg, walked forward to the front of the flower bed, stooped while stepping A shoelace.

Soon he tied his feet and stood up, turned half of his body, and turned back suddenly, his expression obviously changed from stunned to joy.

……

Guan Jie wasn't very happy at first, his face was rotten, and it was still itchy. If he didn't scratch it, it hurt. For him, pain was better than itching, so he scratched his face all morning.

After finally sleeping for a while at noon, he temporarily forgot the pain on his face, and when he woke up, the itching revived, pulling him back into depression again.

Just before he left the classroom, he had just finished shaving the left side of his face. His hand was a bit heavy, and he didn't feel it when he scratched it. Afterwards, his skin protested, with a slight heat and tingling pain.

After going down the steps, the shoelaces came loose again, Guan Jie stood up after tying them, and saw a familiar figure out of the corner of his eye.

He is really too familiar with this person. It can be said that he has been watching him intently for more than ten years. Before his brain can react, his body has a conditioned reflex and knows that it is time to turn around.

Guan Jie turned his head abruptly, and saw Lu Rongxing as expected. The man was looking at him, apparently waiting for him.

The joy came without warning, just like being happy doesn't need a reason, Guan Jie's heart was swept away, he temporarily forgot the unhappiness on his face, and jumped onto the flower bed briskly, shouting across the field of four-leaf clover : "When did you come back? How did you come to school?"

There was a placard in the flower bed that said "Grass has life, leave more 'green' under your feet". Afraid that he would step on it if he got excited, Lu Rongxing immediately pointed his index finger horizontally to the side, meaning to let him go around and talk.

Guan Jie looked at him, lowered his eyes again, ran along the concrete platform of the flower bed to the end, jumped down and turned again, and stopped in front of Lu Rongxing with a gust of hot wind.

He was smiling now, but Lu Rongxing was taken aback by him. He didn't care to answer his question, so he raised his hand and pressed on his right cheek: "What's wrong with your face? There are so many bags , Are you allergic?"

Guan Jie tilted his head back and said with a sullen face, "It's not an allergy, it's a mosquito bite."

Lu Rongxing squinted at him, his eyebrows slightly raised, showing a puzzled expression.

Guan Jie briefly talked about the conflict in the dormitory last night, and then lamented that the mosquitoes in the dormitory are highly poisonous.

He said: "There are so many mosquitoes outside that they can carry people away. I couldn't bear it after standing for a while, so I asked Xiao Jian to spray me with toilet water. I sprayed it all over my body... I just forgot my face."

Later, I felt itchy, and when I was about to re-spray, my face was already like this.

Lu Rongxing took a visual inspection, not counting the ears and chin, there were ten itchy bumps on his face, all of which were red and hard, itchy when he looked at them, and a bit ugly and funny, so he smiled without sympathy: "Then your face is very fragrant."

Guan Jie raised his eyeballs and turned half of the whites of his eyes. He was so speechless that he didn't know what to say, so he changed the topic and brought up the two questions just now.

"I came back yesterday afternoon," Lu Rongxing said, lifting the plastic bag in his hand, "I came here to give you a dish, are you touched?"

Guan Jie stared at the somewhat familiar stainless steel lunch box, making sure it wasn't his own. He reached out to pick it up and said doubtfully, "I was moved to tears, you are my real brother! Thank you ten thousand times, this is what my mother asked you to give me." Did I send it?"

Lu Rongxing let go, and went to take out his trouser pocket again: "Your mother is not at home, it's because my mother made too much lunch, I'll get you an mp3, and I'll bring you some along the way."

Guan Jie held the bag by the mouth, and felt that it was not a little bit from the weight, and there was still a little warmth outside the lunch box, which seeped into his heart from his dragging palm.

He felt his chest was warm and full, a bit like the feeling of being stirred up when he saw a beautiful picture in a movie, but it was more real than that.

This was probably the best neighbor in the world, and he brought him meals as soon as he came back. Guan Jie stared at Lu Rongxing's face, and suddenly had resistance to his further studies.

When Lu Rongxing went to the city, it would take longer for his room to be vacant. Guan Jie stood in the compound, not knowing where to go other than his own home.

He doesn't want any mp3, and he has always disliked Lu Rongxing traveling far away, he just hopes that this person will always be at home, as long as he goes out and turns a corner, he can find a partner to pass the time with.

But this is impossible, Guan Jie felt that he was a little selfish, but luckily Lu Rongxing didn't know.

Guan Jie collected himself, put the lunch box on his stomach and hugged it, pursed his lips and said, "MP3 is too expensive, I don't want it, you can use it yourself. Are you hot? I'll treat you to ice cream."

Lu Rongxing took out a small black square with earphones wrapped around it, handed it over and said, "I have one too, it's the same. Take this as your birthday present this year. I was in a bad state in April, so I forgot about it. Here’s to you, I’ve downloaded some English listening comprehension for you, take it and listen, it should be useful no matter what.”

Guan Jie refused to reach out, so Lu Rongxing simply put the things on the lunch box, then rubbed his head: "You don't want the birthday present I bought for you, it's kind of hurtful, my friend."

If a friend is always taking advantage, then he is not qualified to be someone else's friend.

Guan Jie bit his lower lip and grabbed the thing into his hands.

Next summer, he thought in his heart, he would give Lu Rongxing a decent gift.