Su Bian Cultivation World

One month after Luo Jiujiang said goodbye, Zheng Shu still failed to successfully revise this miraculous and adventurous relationship into the first draft of the script.

As a third-rate little director, he couldn't help but analyze the details of his relationship with that visitor from space, and then fell into a deep narcissism about how natural and subtle the plot was handled here, and how profoundly meaningful it was, so the script Just put it aside again and again.

For example, at this moment, he was recalling the first encounter between the two of them.

Just like countless time-travel novels must be called amnesia at the beginning, in order to obtain basic information for the next step, many classic movies or popular novels about aliens must have the protagonist fall on the hood of a certain car.

Of course, there is a certain logical way in this mode: if the place where the extraterrestrial visitor fell is replaced by the buttocks of the car, the audience will easily complain why the protagonist does not pretend to be blind, and drives away with one foot of the accelerator; but if the place is replaced by In front of the car, there is a large-scale social column - help or not.

Only when it falls on the front cover of the car, can it be considered that it is really good to "touch porcelain". responsible” weak link.

When Zheng Shu was just a fledgling, he thought this kind of expression was vulgar, and he had to encounter it once, so he was so excited that he burst into tears and clapped his hands in praise, thanking this mysterious master for his great power and saving his life.

——From this point of view, it was actually him who "touched porcelain".

At that time, Zheng Shu was having conflicts with others because of the problem of one of his girlfriends. Judging from his behavior in the wilderness, this ex-boyfriend is not a good cake.

The other party obviously still worried about Zheng Shu's father and brother. Although rope and sacks were prepared in the van, knives and cement were not prepared.Listening to their conversation along the way, Zheng Shu seemed to be planning to beat him up first, then throw his bag of dry food into the wilderness, and let him walk back without going to the village or to the store.

For Zheng Shu, who was delicate and frail and pampered since he was a child, doing so was not too different from killing him.

He didn't even want to take half a step on the road, not to mention being beaten while holding his head.However, at this time, he was not only tied up like a silkworm chrysalis, but his mouth was also gagged and glued with tape.

And Luo Jiujiang suddenly descended from the sky at this moment.

Literally heaven fell.

Before the driver exhausted the syllables of "Meteor...?", Luo Jiujiang slammed on the front cover of the silver bread with lightning speed.

In an instant, the windshield glass shattered into countless irregular sharp pieces, and the metal plate of the front face was dented by a large piece. The van was hit by a heavy object and turned off on the spot, causing the body to tremble heavily.

This moment is a long one, but actually everything happens in a flash.After a second of daze, the two big men sitting in the front and co-pilot subconsciously screamed.

"—God!"

"--my eyes!"

Zheng Shu half curled up in the trunk, ignorant of the various situations ahead.He only heard the loud crash of vehicles and the sound of glass shattering, and his whole body was jolted violently.

Before Zheng Shu was delighted that this was God's long-eyed retribution, a mellow and hearty voice sounded in their ears: "Don't be afraid, I didn't let this crystal fragment hurt anyone."

The exclamation gradually subsided, and was replaced by a suffocated gasp.

Zheng Shu couldn't see what happened in front of him, he just subconsciously called for help.All the formed words were choked in the ball of paper stuffed in his mouth, but in the whining sound, the meaning of asking for help was clearly expressed.

Sure enough, the man wondered immediately, "Is the friend behind you injured?"

The person who opened his mouth was obviously a classic character whose hands were faster than his mouth. Before the last questioning tone came to an end, Zheng Shu felt his eyes light up—at the same time, he finally understood why the five people in the van were suddenly silent.

Because Zheng Shu saw white clouds and blue sky.

The van roof was made of metal, and the specially reinforced van roof inside the car was torn apart like cotton wool. The roof rolled upwards, and a trembling shadow was swaying on Zheng Shu's face.

And the perpetrator didn't even touch the van with his fingertips.There was nothing under his feet, but he was easily suspended in the air, and all the shattered windshield glass, like him, froze in mid-air like anti-gravity.

Too beautiful.This is Zheng Shu's first impression of him.

The man was surprisingly handsome.A handsome face may not be said to be finely crafted in every line, but the arrangement of the facial features and even the direction of the muscles are definitely in the most appropriate position, and there is a kind of kindness in the temperament that makes people want to smile.

His eyes are bright and sharp, even if it is not intentional, the person he looks directly at will inevitably be shocked, but he will not be too scared, just like drinking a sip of ice water in the early summer morning to refresh himself.

As a third-rate little director with a bit of an artistic plot, Zheng Shu had countless thoughts in his mind.He thought of Apollo, who was always portrayed as sunny and handsome in countless oil paintings. If he dyed that male god with black hair in his imagination, he would never have a more suitable appearance than the person in front of him.

He also thought of many verses, and the martial arts novels he read with TV series one after another when he was a teenager.This man looks like a character who came out of a book or a painting. The so-called "silver saddle shines on a white horse, rustling like a shooting star"...

However, the reason why Zheng Shu felt that this man was more like an ancient chivalrous man than a Western mage was probably because he was wearing a distinctive black suit.At this moment, his angle of looking down on the people in the car can be described as condescending, but his eyes are curious and not contemptuous.

"Are you in any trouble?" the man asked softly.

It wasn't until the man said this that Zheng Shu realized that the ropes on his body had all been snapped.

... When is it?

The man waved lightly, and the ball of paper in Zheng Shu's mouth flew out together with the sealing tape.The other party was obviously very interested in that piece of tape. He brought the tape to his body, squeezed it over and over again, and rubbed his fingers to feel the stickiness.

"A strong man save me!" Zheng Shu blurted out without thinking.

"...What?" The man blinked and smiled unexpectedly.His gaze spread out like sea water, as if reflecting the clarity and calmness of the sky.

"It's the first time someone calls me a strong man." The man smiled, "Little brother is very humorous."

Only then did Zheng Shu realize that he might have called me by the wrong name because he was too nervous. He hurriedly said: "No, no, brother, Taoist priest, male god, hero...you can call me whatever you want. As long as you save me , I must have reported a lot of money!"

The man suddenly laughed: "It doesn't matter, you can call it whatever you want, and a strong man sounds very interesting. I don't need your gold to save you-let me see, are these grassroots kidnapped you, intending to extort money and kill people to silence you?" ?”

He lifted his finger slightly, and a gust of air-like force was generated beside Zheng Shu out of thin air, helping him up from the trunk: "Looting good people is a felony, and there should be a fair punishment. Logically, I shouldn't attack mortals. I don't know where your government is?"

Zheng Shu was sweating profusely from the man's mouthful of "government" and "good people". He was even a little embarrassed to hear it, so he hurriedly stopped him: "Farewell, goodbye, why bother your old man so much. They didn't If you want to kill me, you just want to teach me a lesson. Cough, I did something wrong in the first place, do you think you still hold your hands high?"

He suddenly got out of trouble just now, he was too excited for a while, but now he gradually recalled it, and he was very glad that this man didn't "do justice for the sky" and directly killed people: no matter how you look at it, these thugs deserved death.

Although Zheng Shu is always unclear about the relationship between lovers, he can still understand that it is a matter of life and death, and he is a little cowardly.

The man tilted his head, he actually followed Zheng Shu's suggestion and didn't do anything.He calmly landed on the grass in the countryside, without seeing his footsteps move, but in the blink of an eye, he was already standing in the van with the hood lifted.

"Huh? So you know each other." The smile on the corner of the man's lips was still there, but his eyes froze on Zheng Shu.Even if that gaze only stayed on Zheng Shu for a short moment, Zheng Shu still had the illusion that he was seen through.

Immediately afterwards, he saw the man lightly hook his fingers at one of the thugs.

Those five people saw with their own eyes how this man fell from the sky and smashed the reinforced van without even getting a speck of dust on his body, not to mention the glass shards he hovered over are still in mid-air , it looks like it is solidified.Therefore, except for making a little noise at the beginning, it has been quietly holding its head like a quail.

It wasn't until one of their companions suddenly fainted after being pointed at by this man, that the other four raised their heads one after another.

This time, Zheng Shu spoke quickly, and exclaimed "Yeah": "You, you put him..."

"I'm just looking at his memory, he'll be more comfortable when he's unconscious." The man's behavior was obviously not as gentle as his tone: "It won't involve too many private things about him, just look at this robbery First and last."

As a purebred 24K little fool, Zheng Shu didn't realize it until that night. What the man said was that he wanted to know if the six of them were originally a nest of snakes and rats. The reason why the kidnapping happened now was due to the uneven distribution of spoils. Fighting in the nest.

But right now, Zheng Shu just stared at the man stupidly, watching him staring at the unconscious thug with a pensive expression. After three or four seconds, the man raised his head, his eyes no longer sharp as before.

"You guys are really confused." The man laughed and said, "I have already destroyed their magic weapon, since they originally wanted you to go back, then let them work so hard now. As for Little brother, I will take you home."

Hearing this, Zheng Shu's eyes lit up, and he quickly climbed from the trunk of the van to the back seat, and then scrambled and crawled from the back seat to open the door and get off, staring at the man expectantly.

As a figure at the top of the food chain, this man has a leisurely demeanor.He was not in a hurry to do things. Before reaching out to press Zheng Shu's shoulder, he first asked curiously: "Do you have that... Armstrong... cyclotron... jet Armstrong cannon?"

Zheng Shu: "..."

Zheng Shu was really curious, what did this man see in that thug's memory just now?

Zheng Shu didn't even dare to speak too resolutely for such a powerful being who could knock people out with just one finger.He bite the bullet and said: "Yes, yes, that, do you want it? It's a bit difficult."

"It's not what I want." The man smiled heartily: "I just want to make sure. It seems that this is really Sister Xue's hometown."

As an ignorant dude, Zheng Shu took it for granted that the man meant "Xuezi".

He casually opened his mind: Xuezi?Does it snow?Is this man also in charge of the weather?What exactly does he care about?

Then Zheng Shu thought of the opponent's way of playing.

I see!It's Thor!Zheng Shu suddenly realized.

At the moment when he was distracted, the man had put his hand on his shoulder, and the next moment Zheng Shu felt a blur in front of his eyes, and he was standing in the middle of the busy city in the blink of an eye.

"Damn it, Apparation!" Zheng Shu blurted out.

"Huh?" The man looked at him questioningly.

But Zheng Shu couldn't care about the doubts of the other party, in fact, he felt that he was so happy that he became a capitalized doubt: "My God, brother, you are such a typical oriental, how come the script is mixed, British and beautiful! "

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"So, your name is Luo Jiujiang." Zheng Shu sat on the bed expressionlessly and summed it up: "You and your man filed for divorce, and because they were all cultivators, they just started fighting to solve it. In the end, they were careless for a while, and something happened. A wormhole sucked you here."

Luo Jiujiang burst out laughing when he heard it.

"You people here are always speaking like this... Is there a characteristic of frankness?" He shook his head helplessly, "I didn't quarrel with Qianling, we won't quarrel, let alone...divorce. We just idle After discussing for a while, I didn't expect the movement to be a little louder."

At this moment, Luo Jiujiang was holding a plate of chocolates in his hand.I don't know what concepts his "Xuezi" friend once instilled in him. This person seems to be extremely interested in all modern junk food.

Zheng Shu thought to himself: We raise all kinds of people with the same rice here, if you think I look familiar, it is probably because your "Xuezi" friend has the same IQ as me, not to mention that he has no clue.

But I have to admit that Zheng Shu's mentality is much more relaxed after realizing that this Luo Xianzhang is very easy-going to him because of his love for the house and Wu.

To be honest, Zheng Shu thinks that she is like Conan in the contemporary era, and has seen through all the facts wisely: for example, "leisure to discuss" is not a euphemism for domestic violence in marriage.If it weren't for the two of them, the sun and the moon will be darkened, how coincidental is it that they can make a wormhole?

However, it wasn't until later that Zheng Shu was shocked by reality that Zheng Shu realized that there is a kind of strength in the world, called the power of time and space that can be used casually during the real free sparring.

At that moment, Zheng Shu, who had always thought that she was writing a Lunar New Year comedy, suddenly thought that she had mistakenly entered a manga for a second-year boy.

— Seriously, is this fucking human?

Oh, one of them is really not a man, but a dragon.

……

As a time traveler, Zheng Shu can completely understand the other party's curious behavior.So he played with this visitor for a long time. The magical faucet with automatic water discharge, the big white box that can store air-conditioning, the Huhu box that can emit two kinds of wind force, cold and warm, thin rectangles that can float various bright pictures, and even A small spring that absorbs water (it's a toilet, Zheng Shu said helplessly).

But what he couldn't understand was why this visitor from space was so calm.He didn't seem to be in any hurry about leaving his hometown, and his attitude of looking at the various facilities and supplies in the house was as leisurely as a tourist.

——What you need to know is that this is not crossing provinces, crossing borders and crossing hemispheres. It is simply crossing the whole world. It may be more difficult than flying from Earth to Mars!

Regarding the answer to this question, Luo Jiujiang is quite well-founded.

"It's okay, Qianling will come to find me." The mysterious figure smiled while holding his long knife.He was originally dressed in black, wearing a silver knife, and with his hair tied up in a bun, he was full of energy and vigor, and he looked like a legendary figure in the Jianghu.However, now he is wearing a loose new T-shirt that Zheng Shu dug out, and the unopened floral beach pants that Zheng Shu bought as a tourist souvenir, and his long hair is loose, which even looks a little funny .

Just as Zheng Shu judged, Luo Jiujiang is indeed an informal character.To be honest, Zheng Shu was a little startled when he heard the other party ask, "Give me a try on your clothes." He thought that people in ancient times would be the kind of people who "ask me to show my arms and legs, it's so gentle and sweeping the floor".

"Then why didn't you go to him?" Zheng Shuqi said.

"Because it's very fun." Luo Jiujiang pressed the spring mattress under his palm happily, "You guys are so interesting here, I want Qianling to come and see it too. Maybe next time we can discuss similar results, open it Isn’t it the passage leading to this world?”

Seeing that Zheng Shu's eyes tended to turn into mosquito coils, Luo Jiujiang changed the subject sympathetically: "I heard that you have games here that are very fun? It is said that birds are thrown like cannonballs to hit pigs, right? Plants breathe fire and pucks?"

Zheng Shu took a while to figure out that he was talking about Angry Birds and Plants vs. Zombies: "Oh, there are these two games, you wait for me to download them for you... But it's not popular to play this anymore, that's all What year is it, ten years ago?"

"It's outdated." Luo Jiujiang said melancholy.

It's really misleading, even though he already knew that this handsome guy in beach pants sitting cross-legged on the bed was a ruthless person who could tear apart iron sheets, Zheng Shu still couldn't help but his mind went blank for a moment when he saw his disappointed expression.

When he came back to his senses, Luo Jiujiang had already played all the games such as Chicken Eater, King of Pesticides, Minecraft, and Dead by Daylight.

And Zheng Shu is still downloading six game installation packages for him.

Zheng Shu: "..."

"By the way." Luo Jiujiang turned his head as if thinking of something again, "I also heard that you have dynamic pictures of Longyang Erotic Palace here that you can pack and watch, thirty pieces for five cents?"

Zheng Shu: "..."

Zheng Shu: "...that Xuezi, what did she tell you?"

"So there really is?"

"..."

On this commemorative afternoon, Zheng Shu, an absolutely straight man with a steel pipe, actually learned to download calcium tablets.

Thirty.