Su Bian Cultivation World

"The games you play here are really interesting." After playing the chicken eating game happily all afternoon, the alien visitor commented on this: "I must take some with me when I leave."

"It can't be done," Zheng Shu couldn't help complaining about him: "In your world, there is no internet or electricity."

"Electricity?" Luo Jiujiang looked at Zheng Shu curiously with his beautiful eyes, his expression was calm and curious, his eyes were as clear as a boy's, "Is it thunder?"

"Essentially speaking, it is the same thing as lightning, but it also involves power stations, circuit networks, good conductors, etc..." Zheng Shu was distressed thinking about how to explain it to him, and suddenly came to his senses, " Ah, no, why do I, a liberal arts student, have to answer this kind of question?"

"What is a liberal arts student? This sister Xue often said."

This extraterrestrial visitor is a hundred thousand reasons.The worst thing is that he also has a time-traveling friend named Xuezi, which makes him half-knowledgeable and ignorant of life in modern society.

This afternoon, Zheng Shu understood why the world hates laymen guiding professionals, especially laymen who don't know how to pretend to understand to guide experts—of course, it's not that Luo Jiujiang doesn't know how to pretend to know, the problem is that Zheng Shu is a straight man , What kind of face should I use to answer the garbage jokes such as "the ability to attack and suffer" and "the golden chrysanthemum is shining" that this person put forward solemnly and heard from that Xuezi? !

Fortunately, Luo Jiujiang himself doesn't have any airs of great ability to cultivate immortals, and he is even considerate in taking care of other people's emotions.Just as Zheng Shu showed a little embarrassed expression, he changed the subject naturally, and he was so considerate.

This is the standard for a good man, who is handsome, good-tempered, capable, and easy-going, although his aesthetics is like being blind - he is not afraid to wear big colorful underpants. What kind of Thunder God mother can quarrel with him?

Not only did they quarrel, but they also started fighting, directly forcing this high-quality boyfriend into a wormhole into the modern world.When Zheng Shu thought of the experience of his new friend, he also sighed in his heart, and sighed silently: I really don't understand you guys.

"Liberal arts students are... In high school, our students here have to distinguish between arts and sciences. My God, I said something wrong, so don't ask."

Halfway through Zheng Shu's explanation, he suddenly realized that he had made a slip of the tongue: explaining arts and sciences involved high school, and then Luo Jiujiang asked what high school is, and it must have involved the education system of his country. When going to a foreign country, if Luo Jiujiang finds out that there are three skin colors in the world, he has to start with Grandma Lucy, the female ape in Africa, to popularize the issue of racial differentiation.

——So let’s kill him. It’s been said that he is a liberal arts student. No matter how much he goes around, he can’t get around biological and physical problems?

"Let's go back to the original question, you asked me what is electricity?" Zheng Shu cut off the danger that would consume endless words in the cradle, "Show me the mobile phone you are holding, if you really want to It’s on, come and take a look, plug it in here, see? This is the power this phone needs.”

Luo Jiujiang suddenly realized and nodded: "That is the energy needed to drive this magic weapon."

Zheng Shu: "..."

Although it sounds like feudal superstition, but...forget it, as long as he is happy.

I don't think it's just this charging that caused a lot of trouble.Luo Jiujiang reached out to touch the mobile phone that was still charging, and said quite calmly and peacefully: "This electricity is not much different from our little thunder and lightning formula."

Then, the next moment!Zheng Shu watched helplessly as the great master lightly tapped his finger, and suddenly a ball of lightning appeared in the room!This lightning is as alive as it is, and it goes straight to the phone without saying a word, and doesn't even leave time for Zheng Shu to say hello!

"No no no no no no no—"

It was too late for Zheng Shu to say this, and he watched helplessly as his spare mobile phone was lost in the ball lightning that was shining brightly and arcing.You must know that although the brand of his mobile phone is not March, how can any mobile phone battery withstand such processing?

Sure enough, just as he let out a scream from his throat, the mobile phone connected to the circuit had already lit up an ominous flash.Accompanied by this flash, a BOOM sounded at the same time!There was a loud noise, it was the joint protest of the socket and the mobile phone, and it exploded without saying a word.

However, the explosion didn't hurt Zheng Shu a single hair, or in other words, it was powerless except for the noise, and it couldn't even lift up half a grain of ash in the ashtray beside it.

However, seeing that the situation was not good, the visitor from the outer space tightened his palms, so that the explosion was tightly controlled in the place where the baby's fist was, and it didn't even spread out a little.

——But even if he controlled the situation, it was useless. The crystal chandelier on Zheng Shu's head went out with a snap, and the rooms in the whole villa were all plunged into darkness in three seconds according to the order in which the wires were distributed.

Zheng Shu had already heard someone downstairs saying "Power outage!", and the instigator, the great Mr. Luo Jiujiang, looked at him innocently and smiled kindly, and asked him curiously: "So your magic weapon is not only Can it be used for play, and can also be used to attack if necessary?"

Zheng Shu raised his hand and grabbed his chest, he felt like vomiting blood.

He should correct Luo Jiujiang!It started when Luo Jiujiang mistakenly thought that the phone was a magic weapon!

The good-tempered Mr. Luo Jiujiang first held out a ball of light in the palm of his hand to illuminate, then looked up at the crystal chandelier that was no longer emitting light, and even pointed out his finger, asking very confusedly: "Is this right? Energy? Do you need me to give it some?"

Zheng Shu let out a long howl, with inexplicable grief and indignation in his voice: "No big brother! Don't you understand? This is all caused by the energy you provided! We here except the virgin who has been a virgin for 80 years, who the hell can rub it with bare hands?" Shoot a lightning ball!"

Your Majesty the Dafa God did not understand why Zheng Shu was so inexplicable that he was so sad and angry, but he has always been very patient with his friends, let alone this kind of situation where a series of content that he does not understand pops up every now and then, and the understanding can only be based on his own understanding He has experienced it many times with Sister Xue, so Luo Jiujiang only used a pair of smiling eyes to stare at the crying Zheng Shu with a very tolerant gaze.

He was already so gentle, but people's desires are hard to fill.When Zheng Shu looked up and saw his tolerant and gentle eyes, she was almost so aggrieved that she turned her head and jumped down from the second floor.

"I was wrong..." Zheng Shu admitted defeat helplessly, "I will explain everything to you, Great Sage, Great Sage, please accept your supernatural powers!"

Luo Jiujiang, who can be both a god of law and a great sage, passes through people, tearing the roof of a van with his hands is just a trivial matter, and rubbing a lightning ball with his hands is nothing. operate.However, it is such a great person who has no safety awareness and does not know what a short circuit is.

It can be seen that there really is no truly perfect existence in the world, so sad and deplorable.

Hearing Zheng Shu's request of "received supernatural powers", Luo Jiujiang tilted his head and confirmed with Zheng Shu: "I can see things at night without hindrance, but do you really want light?"

Zheng Shu was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that the ball of light that the other party held up immediately after her crystal lamp suddenly went out was originally for herself.

At this moment, his heart was full of grief and anger disappeared like cold water, and finally he just shook his head: "You said you have so many friends, I finally know how they all came here."

Although the electricity in the whole villa was cut off, the ball of light Luo Jiujiang was holding was no worse than energy-saving lamps, and it still illuminated the house as brightly as day.And considering that this height was too close to Zheng Shu's eyes, and it might be uncomfortable to watch, Luo Jiujiang snapped his fingers, and the ball of light floated towards the ceiling spontaneously and consciously.

"Self-produced and self-sold, it's really convenient for you to live..." Zheng Shu gave birth to endless emotions, and at the same time, the soul of complaints did not forget to add a sentence in his heart: With this kind of self-sufficient small-scale peasant economy, it is no wonder that even the first An industrial revolution has not been developed, and the steam engine does not know what it is.

From this point of view, there is a reason for being illiterate.

"Because you messed it up like this, it's either a short circuit or a trip, wait for them to find the property to fix it." Zheng Shu spread his hands and fell back on his bed.Seeing him sit down, Luo Jiujiang also picked up a chair with its back facing the door and sat down.

"You asked me a lot of questions, some of which I can't answer. This time you use my mobile phone, and I will teach you how to use a magic tool called Qiandu. If you have any questions, you can just search on it."

He hooked his hands and motioned Luo Jiujiang to sit closer, then changed the phone input method to handwriting, and then handed it back to Luo Jiujiang, motioning him to write some questions to try.

Luo Jiujiang thought for a moment, and then wrote a few words on the screen of Zheng Shu's mobile phone one by one: "Genetic code, brother, en."

Zheng Shu: "..."

Zheng Shu: "...you write traditional characters."

Luo Jiujiang raised his head, his voice was very puzzled: "Traditional?"

wrong!Isn't this another problem for myself?Zheng Shu quickly changed his words: "Then what, you played a game before, did you understand all the words in the game?"

Luo Jiujiang nodded calmly: "Of course I can. Occasionally there are words that need to be guessed, but you can understand them when you look up and down. It's just inconvenient to look at them horizontally...but some of your words should be more concise and clean, and they look much more refreshing. You Is the so-called 'traditional' referred to in this way?"

Zheng Shu threw himself to the ground in a fit of anger.

He hasn't said the word "simplified" yet, this boss has already summed up "simplified" spontaneously.

"I didn't know you wrote traditional characters before, so you can write it for me. I bet, if you search according to your name, maybe you can find something like gibberish."

He took the phone back into his hand, and suddenly remembered something: "Also, what is Dien? DNA?"

Luo Jiujiang said sincerely: "It is indeed the pronunciation."

"..." Zheng Shu: "No, this question has made me curious for a long time... What did your Xuezi friend teach you?" The key is that even the genetic code DNA has been taught, so you can't teach a three-year-old Safety rules that children understand, such as not playing with fire near power lines?

As soon as this idea came to Zheng Shu's mind, he suddenly came to his senses: first, this level of explosion is not in the eyes of this great fairy, and it probably does not involve any safety or unsafety; It's really not fire, they are high-end and upscale, and they play ball lightning.

——Who the hell will there be a note in the instruction manual of the electrical appliance: please keep the mobile phone/socket away from the ball lightning!When the Haier washing machine was first produced, no one expected that there would be a genius washing sweet potatoes with it!

The two of them leaned together and waited for the search results. Unfortunately, someone knocked on the door at this time: "I brought you a seat lamp. The power went out just now. Are you afraid of the dark again?"

Zheng Shu suddenly had a face full of shit: "Oh my god, it's my brother! Destroy the light ball! You are unscientific!"

The man just knocked on the door intentionally and then pushed the door open to come in, but Luo Jiujiang has always moved very fast, almost only when Zheng Shu just reminded him, he had already scattered the light ball.

In contrast, Zheng Shu's mouth is still too uneasy.He only cared about reminding Luo Jiujiang to destroy the evidence of feudal superstition, but forgot to let the other party destroy him, the most unscientific existence.So when Zheng Shu's elder brother entered the room with two small lamps, he saw the back of a man with full head of hair.

Brother Zheng Shu: "..."

Zheng Shu: "Hehe, that, this is my brother Zheng Ming, brother, this is..."

Zheng Ming laughed back angrily, put a single desk lamp on the table, and said in a rather stern tone: "Zheng Shu, did I tell you that you can solve your relationship problems outside by yourself, don't mess with the mess Bring the woman home?"

A messy woman wearing colored beach shorts: "..."

Luo Jiujiang turned his head silently, looked at the elder brother very earnestly, and asked sincerely: "Sorry, but does that 'woman' refer to me?"

Zheng Ming was stunned for a moment: the man who turned around had straight eyebrows and straight nose, and his facial lines were as smooth and sharp as knives and axes.This person has an unrestrained temperament and an unusually handsome appearance. He doesn't look like a woman at first sight, but his hair...

He looked at the length of Luo Jiujiang's hair, and felt that this hair length was beyond the scope of art.So at the next moment, brother Zheng Ming was furious, and the other desk lamp he was carrying in his hand came out, and he threw his head in Zheng Shu's direction: "You fucking took advantage of my words? I won't let you bring women back , you bring me a transsexual?"

Zheng Shu: "..."

Luo Jiujiang: "...Well, what do you mean by transgender..."

Zheng Shu: "Don't ask, I beg you, please don't ask."

Luo Jiujiang: "Oh."