Su Bian Cultivation World

Luo Jiujiang's current clothes can be funny at home, but it's not suitable for going out.

Although the Internet has always criticized the eclectic attire of domestic men, Zheng Shu is still a rather delicate boy after all.

But he rummaged around, and there were no other unopened clothes in the closet.He poked his head out to ask Luo Jiujiang's opinion: "Brother Luo, do you mind if I have to wear my clothes for a while? We'll buy you new ones when we go to the street."

Luo Jiujiang was flipping through a comic book "Ke Bei" in his hand, and he just raised his hand lazily when he heard this: "Of course I'm fine. When I was deep in the snow field, I even had to take off the clothes of the dead."

At this time, he devoted himself almost wholeheartedly to the comics. As a talented person who has cultivated in the world of cultivating immortals for many years with the two major styles of freehand brushwork and fine brushwork, and has never been exposed to country R comics and animations, he at this time I am thinking about the strangeness in the book wholeheartedly.

Why are the eyes and fists of the characters bigger on one side?Isn't there no monsters in this world? Why does that "Sister Xiaomei" have such a huge horn?There is also that figure who is all in pitch black, except for the particularly sinister smile after showing off. Didn't he really practice some latent image skill?

Eating toast and orange juice in his mouth, looking at country R comics, wearing madein Hua country, as a person from another world, Luo Jiujiang still has his heart broken for Two-dimensional characters in other worlds, it is really difficult for him.

Zheng Shu quickly picked out several short-sleeved and casual pants of different colors and showed them to Luo Jiujiang.He usually wears clothes of reputable brands, but Luo Jiujiang treats them equally: anyway, he can't understand foreign language.

But what surprised Zheng Shu was Luo Jiujiang's keenness.Because the other party just picked up the two short sleeves and looked at them, he quickly realized that he pointed to the string of English letters printed on the fabric and asked, "Are these also words?"

Don't think it's a Taoist ghost painting talisman, but can you still recognize it as a character?Zheng Shu was a little surprised at the time.

Facing Zheng Shu's question, Luo Jiujiang replied calmly: "I also made up a set of code words with others in the early years. I see that the symbols on your clothes overlap and have their own rules. Of course, you can recognize them. .”

Zheng Shu admired his carefulness and observation skills, and he didn't know if it was his illusion. When Luo Jiujiang said this, the smile on his lips seemed to be a little deeper, with an inexplicable taste.

For some reason, Zheng Shu just felt that the smell was not right.

"Brother Luo, who did you make up that set of code words with?"

"Of course it's my Taoist couple Qianling." Luo Jiujiang's smile became brighter.

Oh, no wonder it smells wrong, it smells like dog food.

But when Zheng Shu thought about it again, the two of them fought because of their emotional discord. Luo Ge and his man gave this great god a domestic violence to another world, so he couldn't help but feel that this dog food was a bit sour for Luo Jiujiang.

Bitter sour.

Luo Jiujiang has always been used to wearing black, and now he is no exception in this world.He picked out a black suit and black trousers, and asked an extra question out of courtesy: "Do you have any customs about colors here?"

"It's a modern society, so what kind of customs can there be?" Zheng Shu replied carelessly: "Sao fans and gay purple can wear whatever they want."

Luo Jiujiang nodded thoughtfully.

As soon as Luo Jiujiang finished changing his clothes, Zheng Shu was gearing up at the time: "Let's go, let's buy clothes for Brother Luo first, then buy you a mobile phone, laptop and iPad, and then take you to a movie. Eat hamburgers, fries and fried chicken, play poker and mahjong to the top, and finally take you to see white and black people at night-I haven't thanked you enough for saving me before, now it's all about eating, drinking and having fun Forgive me, let you see the enthusiasm of our otherworldly veterans."

For the care of the old iron from another world, Luo Jiujiang is very grateful.

but……

"You say they are white and black? What race are people like you and me?"

Zheng Shu couldn't understand the complex principles involving power generation and DNA, but he naturally opened his mouth to such a simple question: "Yellow race."

Luo Jiujiang couldn't help but fell into deep thought: "You said yesterday that the dynamic Longyang movies are called pornographic movies, so we are called yellow people..."

Zheng Shu: "..."

Luo Jiujiang's association was really scary, but from a purely logical point of view, there was nothing wrong with it. Zheng Shu, as a scumbag, really wished he could grow ten mouths and shout, "That's not the case."

Fortunately, Luo Jiujiang didn't make it difficult for him on this issue. Seeing Zheng Shu thinking about "the inevitable connection between the yellow book and the yellow race" in a daze, he smiled and put the question down.

Zheng Shu was floating all the way.

Many of the things he was used to and established by convention had never been thought of before.It wasn't until he was asked by an outsider like Luo Jiujiang that he felt strange.

The two walked all the way to Zheng's garage. Zheng Shu opened his hands as if showing off, and showed Luo Jiujiang his favorite Ferrari behind him: "It is said that music is the common language of human beings. Look at it, Brother Luo, I am so fluent. Is the line of the sports car a common aesthetic gathering of the modern world and the world of cultivating immortals?"

Luo Jiujiang was dumbfounded.

But as someone who has never seen people speak human words, talked nonsense when seeing ghosts, and could even shout a few words in dragon language when meeting a dragon god, Luo Jiujiang nodded without changing his face, and praised his convertible sports car according to Zheng Shu's intention. some.

He fully praised this flat car for its beauty (it is indeed more beautiful than the van he saw yesterday), convenience (it can directly lift people out of it without tearing the iron sheet), and its unique temperament (this sentence can be used for anything Close your eyes and boast).

Poor Zheng Shu really thought that the aesthetics of cars could bridge the gap between Xiuxian civilization and modern technology, and she was so excited that she blushed.

"Okay! I knew Brother Luo is a man of knowledge!" Zheng Shu said happily: "Brother Luo can say whatever he likes today, and I will sign the bill!"

"Huh?" Luo Jiujiang's eyes lit up slightly: "I saw it in the memory of the bandit who robbed you to the wilderness yesterday. You have a kind of clothes here that are made of jade, like agar, and can be radiant and wet. Is it not wet, can still be seen in the palm of a person's palm after more than ten layers, and is colorful?"

"Huh?" Zheng Shu was suddenly taken aback by the tall and tall description, and couldn't help asking Luo Jiujiang carefully for a while.

Then, after he figured out what Luo Jiujiang was talking about, he felt so full of tears and laughter.

"Brother Luo, I see," Zheng Shu said sadly (and trying to hold back a smile): "The one you asked about is a plastic raincoat."

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Until the two of them stepped into the shopping mall, Zheng Shu couldn't help laughing when he thought of Luo Jiujiang's question just now.

Sure enough, the Daxian in another world is fun.

As a third-rate director, Zheng Shu was inspired when he was with Luo Jiujiang.You must know that his lifelong wish is to make a well-received and well-received popcorn New Year comedy. If Luo Jiujiang changes gender, he can almost be said to be Zheng Shu's muse walking in his heart.

Now he is leaning on the sofa, watching the salesperson show Luo Jiujiang a set of suits for testing, and he is only responsible for ordering and applauding, and he can't help but feel a strange feeling in his heart.

This scene and mode are very similar to the scene where he went out shopping with his former girlfriends, but when those girlfriends came to see some clothes that were not suitable for him, he had to pretend to be blind; secondly, they were looking at certain prices. When buying expensive brands, she would throw the little cuteness in her eyes at Zheng Shu.

It was replaced by Luo Jiujiang... I don’t know how this big brother was born. He is really a natural clothes rack. The beach shorts are not ugly; secondly, the other party's fitting clothes are even more fanciful than the one who pays for it.

Look at the label for any scruples about the price, or act coquettishly and playfully cute, those things that don’t exist, they don’t exist.

——Because people directly pay the bill with gold from their pockets.

When they tried the first one before, Luo Jiujiang liked a long black windbreaker very much, and when he checked the label, hey, twenty-eight thousand.Seeing that he really wanted to buy it, even the sales lady's smile became more attentive.

It's not that Zheng Shu has any opinion on spending this money. The kindness of saving lives should be repaid by springs, and the kindness of saving wilderness survival is naturally similar.The problem is that if Luo Jiujiang keeps buying according to this amount in the future, his small treasury may be a little trembling.

If he knew that he had been kidnapped and rescued by Luo Jiujiang, his brother would be willing to spend the money without batting an eye, after all, his brother is rich and powerful.

The problem is that Zheng Shu didn't intend to let Zheng Ming know about his kidnapping from the beginning.

After all, the introduction of being kidnapped is really disgraceful. If he said it himself, it would be a gunshot.

Zheng Shu has already tapped friends one by one on WeChat to borrow money: No matter how hard it is, children cannot be poor, no education is poor, and even if there is no money for a girlfriend in the next six months, he can't treat visitors from other worlds lightly here.

However, before he could sign the bill and swipe his card, Luo Jiujiang took out his trouser pocket first, and took out a gold bar from the empty pocket——

The sales lady probably hasn't seen such a customer in all these years of work. Even the expression management that has been in place before has collapsed, and her eyes are a little straight on the spot.

Zheng Shu rushed over desperately and pressed Luo Jiujiang's hand down: "He was joking, hehe, my friend likes to joke, but he has a sense of humor... I swipe my card, I swipe my card."

Luo Jiujiang's eyes once again showed the innocence that can break the hearts of thousands of women. What's even more heartbreaking is that his innocence also contained a kind of "Although I am at a loss, since you said I was wrong, I will pretend Is it true that I was wrong?" The frankness made Zheng Shu look back and see that he had no temper.

"I think she'll put you on a marketing account like 'I met a weirdo today'." Zheng Shu complained.

"Didn't you say before that gold is an eternal hard currency, and the gold standard never makes mistakes?" Luo Jiujiang wondered: "I know that you can use credit cards and Alipay, but you can also buy with money."

"Yes, yes, but the problem is that our money is no longer copper coins, but soft sister coins." Zheng Shu said, covering his heart, "You can give me such a big gold bar."

He said this half-jokingly and half-seriously. You must know that when he asked his friends to borrow money on WeChat, many people didn't respond so quickly and they haven't replied to his letter yet.

Unexpectedly, Luo Jiujiang didn't blink. Using the action of touching his trouser pocket as a demonstration, he took out three gold bars and patted them on Zheng Shu's hand in almost two seconds. It seemed that he had to touch the fourth one.

"Enough is enough! I'm just kidding!" Zheng Shu was so frightened that she hurriedly stopped, "The sales girl is still watching us from behind, your trousers can't hold four gold bars, take them back quickly .”

Luo Jiujiang took the gold bar, clasped his palms together, and the four golden and heavy bars disappeared without a trace.

Zheng Shu was so startled that he looked up and looked around to see if there was any surveillance camera nearby that could be photographed.

He looked around and felt that the monitoring was not so meticulous, so he shook off the cold sweat that had arisen from his head for no reason, and let out a sigh of relief.

"Don't do it next time." Zheng Shu warned him with lingering fear.

Luo Jiujiang has learned what he said before, and replied with a smile: "Yes, I know, this is not scientific, is it?"

Zheng Shu saw that he didn't seem to understand the seriousness of the matter, so he quickly reminded him: "It's not just unscientific. You saved my life, and I don't even know how to repay it, but there are so many other people in this world. If a scientist discovers your existence, they may tie you back to study it carefully, and slice it!"

However, as a modern person, Zheng Shu still failed to understand Luo Jiujiang's brain circuit.He never expected that after hearing the word "slice", Luo Jiujiang's Adam's apple moved, he stared at himself with an unusually sincere look, and said in a very magnetic voice: "It sounds delicious. "

Zheng Shu: "..."

Zheng Shu: "...All right, all right, God, I'll take you to Haidilao tonight."

The two walked more than ten steps together, Zheng Shu slowly recovered, and then thought of the gold in Luo Jiujiang's hand, and thought: "Hey, hero, do you have any better jade in your hand besides gold?" Or gems or something?"

The Zheng family is in the jewelry business. Although Zheng Ming is usually the person who manages the company's business, the relationship between the two brothers is very good. Zheng Shu came out to be a director, and his brother has always been the investor.

With his third-rate skills and unreliable luck, if he didn't have his brother behind him to support him, he would have starved to death long ago.

Although the modern jewelry industry is extremely deep and involves quite a lot of speculation and fraud, it is common for jade that sells for thousands of dollars to be worth only a dozen yuan, but the supply of high-end custom materials is still in short supply, and the more the better.

Zheng's just happens to have such a high-end brand.

Luo Jiujiang really lived up to Zheng Shu's expectations.Facing Zheng Shu's expectant eyes, he nodded easily and said, "Yes."

When Zheng Shu heard this answer, even his face brightened.

That's great, is the jade provided by the visitor from beyond the sky ordinary jade? It's jade from another world, jade with immortal energy, take a look at +1s... Cough, no, I digressed.

"Then... can I buy it from you with gold?" The Ruanmei coin was given to Luo Jiujiang, and he probably won't need it when he leaves. Zheng Shu didn't intend to let the other party suffer.

"Why buy it?" Luo Jiujiang smiled heartily, "I'll pick a batch to show you when I get back. If you like these things, just keep them."

"Hey, no, no, it's too precious for us to return one size to one size..."

"I also think that the games and mobile phones here are very rare." Luo Jiujiang looked relaxed, "You downloaded a lot of games for me to play, and showed me what it means to make a box, and invited me to eat your dip Pickle, but I blew up your cell phone and socket, and now I am still being entertained by you..."

"Do you really want us to set aside one thing? You don't have to worry too much about being friends. It's common for me to give gifts to friends. These ordinary things are not worth anything at all."

Luo Jiujiang turned to look at Zheng Shu, the corners of his lips curled up naturally: "At least it's not as precious as the friendship you treat me as a friend."

"..."

Zheng Shu admires Luo Jiujiang's appearance very much. Although he studied directing abroad, his aesthetics are actually very localized and classical.Luo Jiujiang's appearance and temperament are basically the male gods who come out of every teenager's dream.

Even if we put him in cross-dressing in modern times, and he is not allowed to ride a horse or wear a sword, that kind of upright and natural attitude still radiates from him continuously, forming a unique and convincing personality charm .

What's more, he looks so pretty when he smiles.

Zheng Shu really likes to see Luo Jiujiang smiling. This person has such an easy-going temper, and his smile is as warm as the sun, but he is different from the sunny boy hyped up by modern navy promoters.Zheng Shu couldn't say how to describe that feeling specifically when he looked at Luo Jiujiang's smile every time, but those smiles reminded him of the golden red desert under the setting sun, and Mount Tai under the rising sun.

It was a kind of calmness with curiosity and naivety after reading thousands of sails.

It seems that since seeing Luo Jiujiang, there are only two types of smiles in the world: Luo Jiujiang's smile and other people's smiles.

Now that this person is smiling like this, and saying such words, he is simply...

It's crazy, it's crazy, if Zheng Shu is not a straight man with a steel pipe, I'm afraid he can bend into a Moubis ring on the spot.

Even now, Zheng Shu couldn't help but blush a little.He turned his eyes away uncomfortably, and silently spurned himself in his heart: Bah, you are not gay, so excited!

But if this is the case, Zheng Shu seems to know why Luo Jiujiang's boyfriend quarreled with him.

He tentatively asked: "Brother Luo asked you something, don't be angry."

"Just say what you want, I won't get angry with my friends."

Well, two combos.Zheng Shu covered his chest: "Have you always treated others like this?"

"Not all." Luo Jiujiang laughed again. When he bent his eyes, Zheng Shu almost had the illusion that the man's face was covered with a halo, "But you are my friend, Luo Jiujiang has always treated friends like this, I never feel sorry for my friends."

OK triple hit.Zheng Shuquan understood.

He thought quietly in his heart: I don't know how the great master became so handsome and awesome step by step, but well, I probably know how his marriage got divorced.

Sure enough, every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite!