Su Bian Cultivation World
Chapter 167 Extra Story 2 The Miraculous River Travels Around Modern Times
Luo Jiujiang didn't know what Zheng Shu was thinking.If he knew, he would surely be able to start a career as a big show, so that Zheng Shu could look back on the fear that Feng Xue had felt in those years.
As a newcomer to the city, Luo Jiujiang is very curious and fond of shopping, and now half of a floor has been swept away.
But even so, he was still eager to see the next half.
By analogy, Zheng Shu really had the illusion that he was shopping with his girlfriend—he was too naive before, thinking that men would not be interested in shopping!
Hehe, he thought less.
However, there are air conditioners and sofas in the shopping mall. Although Zheng Shu himself has no shopping needs, he leisurely picked up a fashion magazine on the coffee table and flipped through it.Just as he was reading a little lace in the corner of a page, a voice sounded behind him.
"I saw you from afar and didn't dare to recognize you. What's the matter, you've really changed your tastes by taking a ladyboy to shop in men's clothing."
Hearing this voice, Zheng Shu trembled slightly.
There is no other reason. No matter who dug someone else's corner with a shovel, or was tied to the wilderness by someone ordered by the other party the day before, he would not have a guilty conscience or grudges in his heart.
Although the girlfriend who caused the conflict between the two was Zheng Shu's past tense long ago, the man who was forced to steal his girlfriend has no sense at all-he doesn't care if you are with you or not with his ex.
Zheng Shu threw the magazine back on the table, turned his head slowly, and met the face of the other party who seemed to be smiling but not smiling.
"Coincidentally, Chen Danfeng, long time no see."
"Unfortunately, unfortunately." There was a cold smile on the corner of the other party's lips, and his eyes were full of gloom: "If you didn't do something small yesterday, we could meet each other in the video."
How to meet?Zheng Shu also became angry when he heard it: he was beaten until his nose was blue and his face was swollen, stuffed with steamed buns, and then he met the well-dressed man in the video?
The most unbearable thing for a man is to lose face in front of his rival, even his former rival.
At this level, the competition is no longer a woman's heart, but purely a fighting spirit between two male creatures.
"Meet someone you know?" At this time, Luo Jiujiang just came out of the fitting room.He changed into a new shirt to try on. It might be that the design of this dress was a bit tight, and he pulled the neckline as he walked.
Luo Jiujiang is tall and has long legs, and his figure is absolutely classy. If he hadn't grown that long hair that looks feminine, he could have pulled it out and asked the photographer to snap a few photos for a magazine.Chen Danfeng didn't think much of it when he was with Zheng Shu, but when he saw Luo Jiujiang, he was immediately aroused to be aggressive about his appearance.
"Your preferences have changed quite a lot recently." He taunted Zheng Shu with a half-smile: "Not only have the roads changed from waterways to dry ones, but they also seem to like tough ones? Then how about you just do it in one step? One with long hair, neither male nor female."
Luo Jiujiang stood three steps away, clearly hearing every word Chen Danfeng uttered.
"Who is this?" He was very polite, and asked Zheng Shu very curiously: "And this one is called Sao Fan?"
Chen Danfeng glanced down at the pink POPO shirt he was wearing, and his face immediately became pale.
"Oh, just an idiot, Brother Luo, don't worry about it." Zheng Shu was relieved, and replied with a serious face.
"Hmm." Luo Jiujiang looked away from the dazzling pink dress indifferently, and without giving Chen Danfeng a look, he just said to himself: "This dress feels good, please swipe the card for me."
"Okay, okay." Zheng Shu naturally agreed.Seeing that Luo Jiujiang was going towards the locker room, he hurriedly reminded him: "You don't need to change back, Brother Luo, your clothes are quite suitable, and it feels good to let them cut the hang tag for you later."
"I didn't wear it myself." Luo Jiujiang laughed and said, "It's for Qianling. I think he will look good in it."
Zheng Shu: "...Understood."
Seeing that one of them went to the front desk to swipe their cards, and the other went to change clothes in the locker room, and he was the only one who was completely ignored, Chen Danfeng couldn't hold back his anger.He is not a calm and calm personality, not to mention that Zheng Shu and Luo Jiujiang are more irritating than the other.
He stopped in front of Luo Jiujiang in a flash, and asked impatiently: "Which little fresh meat are you? How long have you been with that surnamed Zheng? How much does he give you a month?"
Zheng Shu: "..." No, no, no, I can't afford it.
It's no wonder that Chen Danfeng misunderstood so much. First of all, Zheng Shu himself is a director, and his profession makes it easy for people to think in this way.What's more, Zheng Shu himself can't control beauty, and he can change five girlfriends in three months before.
Then there was the short conversation between Luo Jiujiang and Zheng Shu just now—letting Zheng Shu swipe the card for clothes is fine, but why does Zheng Shu have to pay for others to buy clothes? What is he doing, even eating and taking?
Zheng Shu knew very well in his heart that he was trying to prevent Luo Jiujiang from being arrested and dissected, and he was also initially building a beautiful bridge of friendship between the modern world and the cultivation world.This kind of card swiping is beneficial to the peace of the two worlds, it is noble, great, and has noble sentiments... However, from Chen Danfeng's point of view, he just feels that this little star looks ugly.
——He has already preconceived Luo Jiujiang as a star.Look at the length of the hair, maybe it's a boy group who wants to fight.
If he said these words alone, Luo Jiujiang might mistake him for Zheng Shu's bodyguard with his understanding of modern times.However, if you think about it in combination with the bastard words he said earlier about "dry water and water", the meaning is very ugly.
Luo Jiujiang sighed leisurely.
"28 years," he said with a little sigh, "you are the first person who can misunderstand me in this direction."
You must know that most of the misunderstandings he suffered in the past, like Zheng Shu, felt that he might have some unclear relationship with his friends.Usually in the gossip in the streets and alleys, he is the one who opened the harem.
"I know a thing or two about the conflict between you and Zheng Shu." Luo Jiujiang spoke to Chen Danfeng earnestly: "From the point of view of the matter alone, I think Zheng Shu is at fault. But now that I have met you in person, I think you deserve it a little bit .”
Chen Danfeng was so annoyed by Luo Jiujiang's attitude and words on the spot that one Buddha went out of his body and two Buddhas ascended to heaven. On the other hand, Zheng Shu watched the excitement and laughed so much that he almost crouched on the ground.
"You fucking——" Chen Danfeng lost his temper, and he didn't even think about opening his mouth to swear.His temper is indeed spoiled, and when he gets angry, he doesn't care about any public occasions. He kicks his legs directly, intending to give Luo Jiujiang a heart-warming first, and let him know that the sky is high and the earth is thick.
Against opponents of this level, Luo Jiujiang didn't even have to move his eyelids.He lazily raised his wrist, pinned Chen Danfeng's calf in the blink of an eye, and then gripped his ankle instead.Swinging his arm lightly in a circle and throwing it away, he turned Chen Danfeng 360 degrees backward like a windmill, like a backflip.
Even Chen Danfeng couldn't understand how he went from kicking people with his legs to sitting on the sofa with his buttocks.
Luo Jiujiang was like juggling all of a sudden, the whole movement was fast and steady, dazzling.Not only did none of the people present react, the two sales girls even turned their backs and didn't see it.
When they heard the screams and turned around, everything was over.
Chen Danfeng sat on the sofa blankly, looked up at Luo Jiujiang blankly, his expression was full of "who are you", "where am I", "what the hell happened just now".Zheng Shu inadvertently met his eyes, and found that there was an intention to ask for help in his eyes, and felt sorry for him for a while.
"You, you..." Chen Danfeng stuttered for a long time, and finally asked weakly and helplessly: "Are you a martial artist?"
Zheng Shu: "..."
Although Zheng Shu has always been evaluated by people as "two can" and "stupid astonishing", but at this moment, he actually developed a sense of IQ superiority over Chen Danfeng.
"Okay, Brother Luo, let's not argue with him. Let's go." Zheng Shu hurriedly swiped his card and walked back to Luo Jiujiang, patting him on the shoulder.
Luo Jiujiang didn't stand still to see how Chen Danfeng was in a daze after he finished spinning.This little thing was done by him but casually.While everyone present was in a daze, he went into the locker room and changed at a very fast speed.
"Hmm." Now that Chen Danfeng was already in a daze, Luo Jiujiang certainly wouldn't seek trouble with a mortal.He took the designer tote bag from the clerk and thanked her very politely.
When the two walked out of the store, Zheng Shu finally couldn't help but whispered to Luo Jiujiang: "Brother Luo, actually the strength you just showed is a bit amazing."
Luo Jiujiang raised his eyebrows: "Really? But I saw in your...'Internet drama', someone jumped over the wall with one foot?"
"...It's a martial arts show, and it's about to hang on to Wia. Humans can't usually do this kind of operation." Zheng Shu complained silently.However, considering that the world of comprehension might just be more used to hands-on, he specifically added: "In our place, according to the strength of ordinary men, if you can swing that bitch round with both hands, that's normal."
Luo Jiujiang nodded, as if he had realized something.
"Oh, that's right," Zheng Shu obviously wasn't over excited yet, so he just reminded Luo Jiujiang hastily, and then began to comment on Chen Danfeng's ugly face: "He speaks too badly, brother Luo, why didn't you give him some strength?" see?"
"It's outrageous to bully the small with the big." Luo Jiujiang replied: "Besides, you should be at fault for this matter."
"...cough." Zheng Shu coughed embarrassingly, "then what, he is the type that makes people want to pry them...Of course there will be no next time. But he is really better than I imagined. How dare you, God, you were so frightened when you turned around?"
"Huh? I didn't just spin him once." Luo Jiujiang replied peacefully: "I turned him ten times in total at that moment. Maybe you don't have enough eyesight, so you mistakenly think that I only spin him once. .”
Zheng Shu: "..."
"What's wrong, why are you looking at me like that?"
"Da, Daxian... In your last life, were you a centrifuge or an egg stirrer..."
Luo Jiujiang, who saw the egg scrambler in the kitchen this morning: "..."
"Ah, it's not good—" Zheng Shu suddenly realized, turned around and pulled Luo Jiujiang, and ran back to the store: "I have to buy that part of your self-generating rotating surveillance, and if it is posted on the Internet, you can search it properly Already!"
As a newcomer to the city, Luo Jiujiang is very curious and fond of shopping, and now half of a floor has been swept away.
But even so, he was still eager to see the next half.
By analogy, Zheng Shu really had the illusion that he was shopping with his girlfriend—he was too naive before, thinking that men would not be interested in shopping!
Hehe, he thought less.
However, there are air conditioners and sofas in the shopping mall. Although Zheng Shu himself has no shopping needs, he leisurely picked up a fashion magazine on the coffee table and flipped through it.Just as he was reading a little lace in the corner of a page, a voice sounded behind him.
"I saw you from afar and didn't dare to recognize you. What's the matter, you've really changed your tastes by taking a ladyboy to shop in men's clothing."
Hearing this voice, Zheng Shu trembled slightly.
There is no other reason. No matter who dug someone else's corner with a shovel, or was tied to the wilderness by someone ordered by the other party the day before, he would not have a guilty conscience or grudges in his heart.
Although the girlfriend who caused the conflict between the two was Zheng Shu's past tense long ago, the man who was forced to steal his girlfriend has no sense at all-he doesn't care if you are with you or not with his ex.
Zheng Shu threw the magazine back on the table, turned his head slowly, and met the face of the other party who seemed to be smiling but not smiling.
"Coincidentally, Chen Danfeng, long time no see."
"Unfortunately, unfortunately." There was a cold smile on the corner of the other party's lips, and his eyes were full of gloom: "If you didn't do something small yesterday, we could meet each other in the video."
How to meet?Zheng Shu also became angry when he heard it: he was beaten until his nose was blue and his face was swollen, stuffed with steamed buns, and then he met the well-dressed man in the video?
The most unbearable thing for a man is to lose face in front of his rival, even his former rival.
At this level, the competition is no longer a woman's heart, but purely a fighting spirit between two male creatures.
"Meet someone you know?" At this time, Luo Jiujiang just came out of the fitting room.He changed into a new shirt to try on. It might be that the design of this dress was a bit tight, and he pulled the neckline as he walked.
Luo Jiujiang is tall and has long legs, and his figure is absolutely classy. If he hadn't grown that long hair that looks feminine, he could have pulled it out and asked the photographer to snap a few photos for a magazine.Chen Danfeng didn't think much of it when he was with Zheng Shu, but when he saw Luo Jiujiang, he was immediately aroused to be aggressive about his appearance.
"Your preferences have changed quite a lot recently." He taunted Zheng Shu with a half-smile: "Not only have the roads changed from waterways to dry ones, but they also seem to like tough ones? Then how about you just do it in one step? One with long hair, neither male nor female."
Luo Jiujiang stood three steps away, clearly hearing every word Chen Danfeng uttered.
"Who is this?" He was very polite, and asked Zheng Shu very curiously: "And this one is called Sao Fan?"
Chen Danfeng glanced down at the pink POPO shirt he was wearing, and his face immediately became pale.
"Oh, just an idiot, Brother Luo, don't worry about it." Zheng Shu was relieved, and replied with a serious face.
"Hmm." Luo Jiujiang looked away from the dazzling pink dress indifferently, and without giving Chen Danfeng a look, he just said to himself: "This dress feels good, please swipe the card for me."
"Okay, okay." Zheng Shu naturally agreed.Seeing that Luo Jiujiang was going towards the locker room, he hurriedly reminded him: "You don't need to change back, Brother Luo, your clothes are quite suitable, and it feels good to let them cut the hang tag for you later."
"I didn't wear it myself." Luo Jiujiang laughed and said, "It's for Qianling. I think he will look good in it."
Zheng Shu: "...Understood."
Seeing that one of them went to the front desk to swipe their cards, and the other went to change clothes in the locker room, and he was the only one who was completely ignored, Chen Danfeng couldn't hold back his anger.He is not a calm and calm personality, not to mention that Zheng Shu and Luo Jiujiang are more irritating than the other.
He stopped in front of Luo Jiujiang in a flash, and asked impatiently: "Which little fresh meat are you? How long have you been with that surnamed Zheng? How much does he give you a month?"
Zheng Shu: "..." No, no, no, I can't afford it.
It's no wonder that Chen Danfeng misunderstood so much. First of all, Zheng Shu himself is a director, and his profession makes it easy for people to think in this way.What's more, Zheng Shu himself can't control beauty, and he can change five girlfriends in three months before.
Then there was the short conversation between Luo Jiujiang and Zheng Shu just now—letting Zheng Shu swipe the card for clothes is fine, but why does Zheng Shu have to pay for others to buy clothes? What is he doing, even eating and taking?
Zheng Shu knew very well in his heart that he was trying to prevent Luo Jiujiang from being arrested and dissected, and he was also initially building a beautiful bridge of friendship between the modern world and the cultivation world.This kind of card swiping is beneficial to the peace of the two worlds, it is noble, great, and has noble sentiments... However, from Chen Danfeng's point of view, he just feels that this little star looks ugly.
——He has already preconceived Luo Jiujiang as a star.Look at the length of the hair, maybe it's a boy group who wants to fight.
If he said these words alone, Luo Jiujiang might mistake him for Zheng Shu's bodyguard with his understanding of modern times.However, if you think about it in combination with the bastard words he said earlier about "dry water and water", the meaning is very ugly.
Luo Jiujiang sighed leisurely.
"28 years," he said with a little sigh, "you are the first person who can misunderstand me in this direction."
You must know that most of the misunderstandings he suffered in the past, like Zheng Shu, felt that he might have some unclear relationship with his friends.Usually in the gossip in the streets and alleys, he is the one who opened the harem.
"I know a thing or two about the conflict between you and Zheng Shu." Luo Jiujiang spoke to Chen Danfeng earnestly: "From the point of view of the matter alone, I think Zheng Shu is at fault. But now that I have met you in person, I think you deserve it a little bit .”
Chen Danfeng was so annoyed by Luo Jiujiang's attitude and words on the spot that one Buddha went out of his body and two Buddhas ascended to heaven. On the other hand, Zheng Shu watched the excitement and laughed so much that he almost crouched on the ground.
"You fucking——" Chen Danfeng lost his temper, and he didn't even think about opening his mouth to swear.His temper is indeed spoiled, and when he gets angry, he doesn't care about any public occasions. He kicks his legs directly, intending to give Luo Jiujiang a heart-warming first, and let him know that the sky is high and the earth is thick.
Against opponents of this level, Luo Jiujiang didn't even have to move his eyelids.He lazily raised his wrist, pinned Chen Danfeng's calf in the blink of an eye, and then gripped his ankle instead.Swinging his arm lightly in a circle and throwing it away, he turned Chen Danfeng 360 degrees backward like a windmill, like a backflip.
Even Chen Danfeng couldn't understand how he went from kicking people with his legs to sitting on the sofa with his buttocks.
Luo Jiujiang was like juggling all of a sudden, the whole movement was fast and steady, dazzling.Not only did none of the people present react, the two sales girls even turned their backs and didn't see it.
When they heard the screams and turned around, everything was over.
Chen Danfeng sat on the sofa blankly, looked up at Luo Jiujiang blankly, his expression was full of "who are you", "where am I", "what the hell happened just now".Zheng Shu inadvertently met his eyes, and found that there was an intention to ask for help in his eyes, and felt sorry for him for a while.
"You, you..." Chen Danfeng stuttered for a long time, and finally asked weakly and helplessly: "Are you a martial artist?"
Zheng Shu: "..."
Although Zheng Shu has always been evaluated by people as "two can" and "stupid astonishing", but at this moment, he actually developed a sense of IQ superiority over Chen Danfeng.
"Okay, Brother Luo, let's not argue with him. Let's go." Zheng Shu hurriedly swiped his card and walked back to Luo Jiujiang, patting him on the shoulder.
Luo Jiujiang didn't stand still to see how Chen Danfeng was in a daze after he finished spinning.This little thing was done by him but casually.While everyone present was in a daze, he went into the locker room and changed at a very fast speed.
"Hmm." Now that Chen Danfeng was already in a daze, Luo Jiujiang certainly wouldn't seek trouble with a mortal.He took the designer tote bag from the clerk and thanked her very politely.
When the two walked out of the store, Zheng Shu finally couldn't help but whispered to Luo Jiujiang: "Brother Luo, actually the strength you just showed is a bit amazing."
Luo Jiujiang raised his eyebrows: "Really? But I saw in your...'Internet drama', someone jumped over the wall with one foot?"
"...It's a martial arts show, and it's about to hang on to Wia. Humans can't usually do this kind of operation." Zheng Shu complained silently.However, considering that the world of comprehension might just be more used to hands-on, he specifically added: "In our place, according to the strength of ordinary men, if you can swing that bitch round with both hands, that's normal."
Luo Jiujiang nodded, as if he had realized something.
"Oh, that's right," Zheng Shu obviously wasn't over excited yet, so he just reminded Luo Jiujiang hastily, and then began to comment on Chen Danfeng's ugly face: "He speaks too badly, brother Luo, why didn't you give him some strength?" see?"
"It's outrageous to bully the small with the big." Luo Jiujiang replied: "Besides, you should be at fault for this matter."
"...cough." Zheng Shu coughed embarrassingly, "then what, he is the type that makes people want to pry them...Of course there will be no next time. But he is really better than I imagined. How dare you, God, you were so frightened when you turned around?"
"Huh? I didn't just spin him once." Luo Jiujiang replied peacefully: "I turned him ten times in total at that moment. Maybe you don't have enough eyesight, so you mistakenly think that I only spin him once. .”
Zheng Shu: "..."
"What's wrong, why are you looking at me like that?"
"Da, Daxian... In your last life, were you a centrifuge or an egg stirrer..."
Luo Jiujiang, who saw the egg scrambler in the kitchen this morning: "..."
"Ah, it's not good—" Zheng Shu suddenly realized, turned around and pulled Luo Jiujiang, and ran back to the store: "I have to buy that part of your self-generating rotating surveillance, and if it is posted on the Internet, you can search it properly Already!"
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