Su Bian Cultivation World

After the hair was cut, Luo Jiujiang shook his head, which was obviously much lighter, and showed half regret to the shiny floor.He pondered for a long time looking at the hair scattered all over the floor, and finally made a request: "Can I take the hair I cut myself?"

Teacher Tony showed a sympathetic expression of understanding, and he regretted from the bottom of his heart: "If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't have cut so many for you."

"It's okay, it's okay." Luo Jiujiang's attitude towards this matter is very open-minded, "Sooner or later, it will be cut, after all, it has come."

Zheng Shu: "..." No, this is also popular in Guixiu Immortal Realm?

So Luo Jiujiang's hair was cleaned and collected in a bag, which was handed to Luo Jiujiang by Mr. Tony, who deeply felt that he had met Luo Jiujiang so late.While walking downstairs with the club's [-]% off membership card, Zheng Shu couldn't help but said, "Why don't you, God, let me contact you to make your hair into a wig?"

Luo Jiujiang was stunned: "Don't be so troublesome? I will take it down and burn it directly."

Zheng Shu: "Then God, you pay it back!"

Luo Jiujiang told the truth: "I was careless. I forgot my physique before I came here. Before he was successful, it was because I attached aura to the scissors. If I left my hair there, I'm afraid he would experiment again on a whim. It's suspicious to not move."

Zheng Shu couldn't help cheering up when he heard this, and the look he looked at the bag in Luo Jiujiang's hand immediately became different: "According to your current physique, besides being particularly hard, does your hair have other effects?"

Luo Jiujiang looked at him unexpectedly: "What effect do you want?"

"Just the general effects of heaven, material and earth treasures? For example, it can be used as medicine, can strengthen yang, etc..."

"..." Luo Jiujiang was really speechless to his brain hole, thinking that I am not a large humanoid self-propelled tiger whip, you have expected too much of me.I had no choice but to silently hand over the small bag containing my hair to Zheng Shu.

"Besides being extremely hard, it seems useless. If you really want it, you can ask someone knowledgeable to weave it into a soft armor or something. Wear it on your body at ordinary times, and you won't be able to shake you with casual swords and guns."

Speaking of this, Luo Jiujiang was really worried, so he added another sentence: "It's really ordinary hair, and it tastes like hair. Don't use it to stew soup with kidneys."

Zheng Shu: "..." So, this great immortal from outside the sky is always so down-to-earth.

Zheng Shu took the bag and carefully found a safe place in the car to put it away, and then heaved a long sigh of relief.He announced the location of his next itinerary: "Brother Luo, shall we go to the movies next?"

Luo Jiujiang had no objection: "That's good, I've been known for a long time."

"Is it so famous?" Zheng Shu said casually, started the car, felt something was wrong just two steps away, and slammed on the car to stop, "Wait, brother Luo, since when did you know about movies? Was it yesterday?"

If these words are taken literally, if Luo Jiujiang really heard about the movie a long time ago, then the only way to know about it is obviously that Xuezi, and that Xuezi...

Just when Zheng Shu was full of ominous premonitions, Luo Jiujiang asked very naturally and calmly: "What's the matter, isn't the dynamic Longyang Erotic Picture here called a small movie?"

Zheng Shu: "..."

really!He knows it! ! !

Zheng Shu pouted, thinking bitterly: that wicked Xuezi, don't let him see you in this life! ! !

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It took a long time for Zheng Shu to explain to Luo Jiujiang the difference between "movies", "small movies", "micro movies", "videos", "small videos" and "little pornographic films".

Fortunately, as a bumpkin from another world, Luo Jiujiang sees everything new and interesting, and his sentiment and personality are also very noble. His original intention was just to see the special products of this world, and he didn't just go for vulgarity and obscenity.

Otherwise, Zheng Shu really didn't know what to do—if the small movie is that kind of movie, then what is the big movie? Did he invite two people to come and perform passionately on the spot?

If the news got out, he would just sit and wait for the August [-] meeting last year, and then see the police uncle come to invite him to drink a bag of tea for five yuan.

Having learned the lessons of the previous shopping and haircut incidents, Zheng Shu did not dare to bring Luo Jiujiang to the big theater this time: this great fairy is flawless in character and personality, the only problem is that he is from a foreign country after all. I can't quite keep up with the thinking circuit here.At that time, the theater will be dark, and if he does something else and causes a stampede, then the two of them will probably be able to join forces to make social news.

——Speaking of which, since he got to know Luo Jiujiang, his life trajectory has always been wandering between entertainment headlines and social news?God, is he poisonous?

Zheng Shu made a phone call, confirmed the approximate time and place with the private theater in the friend's leisure club, and then turned the car in that direction.Watching a movie in modern society is just an ordinary entertainment activity, Zheng Shu didn't take it too seriously, but Luo Jiujiang rubbed his fingers and asked him if he needed to do anything to prepare.

"Prepare?" Zheng Shu was a little dazed here, and he asked vigilantly, "What preparation?" Didn't the Great God want to buy a condom or something, so with the Great God's physique, did he have to prepare a box of extra-large version? ?

Naturally, Luo Jiujiang was not so outrageous: "I heard that when watching movies, there are usually snacks?"

"Oh oh oh, you said this." Zheng Shu suddenly realized, "Yes, Brother Luo, you want popcorn, cola, potato chips, red wine, and everything is available there. I also ordered a fruit plate in the box just now."

He thought about Luo Jiujiang's mood at this time, and made an analogy between Luo Jiujiang and the children on the kindergarten outing - after all, both of them went to see something new with a sense of ritual, and Luo Jiujiang knew the world well There may not be as many kindergarten children, would he enter the Alipay password? He——suddenly, his heart was filled with a sense of love.

"Of course, watching a movie is such a fun thing, you should do it all by yourself, so that you can feel more involved." Zheng Shu nodded seriously, stopped the car on the side of the road, and announced: "Brother Luo, if Interested, shall we go to the supermarket to buy snacks first?"

When he said this, Zheng Shu felt that he was so golden and great.

And when Luo Jiujiang readily agreed, Zheng Shu vaguely felt a kind of joy and satisfaction that belonged to the old father.

...Is that the kind of kind satisfaction that parents prepare a bag of snacks for their children and watch him happily pack them up at night, jumping up and down in anticipation of an outing?

Just when Zheng Shu was almost completely immersed in this false sense of kindness, Luo Jiujiang who got out of the car casually put his arm on his shoulder: "That's where?"

Zheng Shu didn't say a word, and turned his head silently, turned his head away.

He raised his head halfway, seeing the height difference between himself and Luo Jiujiang clearly with grief.

Zheng Shu: "..."

"The supermarket is built underground?" Luo Jiujiang looked at the banners hanging on the windows of the building and smiled with interest, "It's really interesting here."

When he said this, he patted Zheng Shu's back by the way, his strength obviously restrained, but he still slapped Zheng Shu's chicken-like body swaying twice.

What am I dreaming about?Zheng Shu thought desperately: The big brother next to me almost called me my little brother by name.

Hehe, the weakling is hardly worthy of being anyone's father :)

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When the two arrived at the private theater with a large bag of snacks, the fruit plate that Zheng Shu ordered earlier was already set up in the box.He ordered another bucket of butter popcorn and two cans of Coke, and then taught Luo Jiujiang to order movies on the self-service machine.

"You can watch it after you choose it." Zheng Shu introduced the function to Luo Jiujiang, while hovering his fingers above the screen, completely giving up the experience of choosing a movie to Luo Jiujiang, "Look, this and this are both Very classic old movies, these two are newly released, they are already sequels in a series, if you want to watch comedies, there are these... What do you like, Brother Luo?"

After careful consideration, Luo Jiujiang replied decisively: "There are dragon movies."

There are dragons...

No, I understand how you miss your domestic violence husband. The problem is that our local dragons are all synthesized with special effects, and some people insist on referring to snakes as dragons. My heart is blocked.

Otherwise Spirited Away?Zheng Shu was a little hesitant: He had never been friends with a gay guy before, so he wondered if it would be appropriate to show a gay guy a romance cartoon?

All the deliberation and thinking were compressed into half a second. After half a second, Zheng Shu naturally raised his head, and asked the waiter at the side calmly and calmly, "Do you have Jackie Chan's movies here? Or Bruce Lee's is also fine."

The waiter who listened to the whole process: "..."

At first he thought it was a friend leading the bumpkins into the city, but now it seems that it is not at all, what's the matter with you two? !Are you funny? !

Fortunately, Luo Jiujiang immediately heard that this dragon was not the other dragon, and these two dragons were people's names. Otherwise, there would be the first cross-border fraud between the two of them in the world of cultivating immortals and the earth.

When Luo Jiujiang asked about how the dragons here were filmed, he naturally lost interest in this type of movie - he is not Ye Gong, he has a heart of fraternity for all dragons in the world, he only likes the one called Qianling's, the only dragon.

According to Zheng Shu's suggestion and taste, he chose a newly released action movie. This movie is already the fifth sequel.

Zheng Shu actually watched this movie not long ago.He specifically suggested that Luo Jiujiang choose this film, but it was actually a bit dark.Almost at the beginning of the entire movie, he carefully glanced at Luo Jiujiang: "How is it? Is it three-dimensional?"

"That's right, it's really lifelike, as if it's within reach."

"...The perception is really three-dimensional." Zheng Shu clicked his tongue in astonishment: "Is 3D such a great invention?" He originally thought that the existence of Luo Jiujiang, who can curl the scissors even with his hair, is basically The human body has already left the category of human beings, and the physiological structure will also be changed. Maybe it is impossible to see 3D?

But now it seems that the physiological structure has changed (at least the main component of hair is protein, Zheng Shu has not seen any protein that can break the iron), but the entertainment that people should be able to enjoy is not at all No less!

"Jealousy makes me unrecognizable, jealousy makes me separate..." Zheng Shu slumped into the sofa and muttered to himself.

This action movie uses a flashback technique, and within 5 minutes of the opening, a very popular male supporting role is shot to death under a huge billboard.On the night of the film's premiere, users of all sizes on Weibo circled the merchant on the billboard tens of thousands of times to "come out and be beaten".

... To be honest, Zheng Shu also thinks that this ad placement is absolutely perfect.

The plot moves forward, and the male supporting actor who was smashed by the billboard and whose life is unknown is sent to the intensive care unit. The male protagonist stands alone outside the operating room, and the blood-red English logo of "in operation" is reflected in his pupils, as if a drop of blood failed to survive. Blood and tears flowed.

At this moment, the plot turned to reverse order, and the unknown male supporting role in the operating room was like a hook, even at the most exciting and critical moment of the plot, it would pull the hearts of the audience.

After all, this is Luo Jiujiang's first time watching a movie. Seeing him frowning, Zheng Shu worried that he was not used to the montage technique of director's editing, so she quickly explained to him: "From the perspective of the timeline, what happens now is the past. thing."

"I can understand this." Luo Jiujiang said slowly: "I just don't understand how the supporting actor died..."

As soon as the male supporting role Zheng Shu was mentioned, he couldn't help but spoil the spoiler: "At the end of the film, he was successfully rescued by surgery, but he couldn't survive the days in the ICU due to postoperative complications. This is a series of movies, so you must understand it a bit Question, but in fact, the friendship between the male and the male protagonist is very reasonable, and he is willing to die for the female protagonist..."

He himself has been following this movie since he was a teenager. The male supporting role is an old character who appeared in the first film. He has a deep affection for this male supporting role. There are other hand-made peripherals and soldiers at home. Fans probably count.

But the screenwriter's whole process is clear and reasonable, but the way of death is too weird, he can't hold his nose to prevent people from dying—so there was a lot of scolding against the screenwriter on Jiulang Weibo, and Zheng Shu's film review account was small. Fame, but he didn't say anything about it, just regretted it.

"Ah, that's not the reason." Luo Jiujiang corrected again: "What I don't understand is, why did the supporting actor die when he had fourteen chances to escape?"

Zheng Shu was shocked: "Where did he get the fourteen opportunities? The movie hasn't played to the end yet?"

"But you don't need to act to the end?" Luo Jiujiang and Zheng Shu looked at each other, realizing that he had misunderstood himself: "I mean when the male supporting role is pressed under the plaque. He has seven opportunities to change hands Life, five chances to break his leg to save his life, two chances to have his spine or waist broken, but there is no need to be smashed by that plaque."

Zheng Shu: "..."

Zheng Shu explained helplessly: "Great God, you have to be considerate of the physical fitness of us mortals..."

Luo Jiujiang also explained to him seriously: "To be honest, I counted based on your physical fitness. The male partner can save his life, as long as he has a similar fighting consciousness."

Zheng Shu: "..."

You must know that this male supporting role is recognized as the No. 1 military force in the series of movies, and there is absolutely no lack of fighting awareness. Many people suspect that the film company's killing of the male supporting role this time is to carry a sedan chair for a newcomer.Before, Zheng Shu only felt that this method of death was a bit aggrieved, but now hearing what Luo Jiujiang said...

Zheng Shuyi took out his mobile phone angrily: Who is the martial arts director of this movie?Hurry up and get out and get beaten!

The plot continues to advance, this time the film centers around the idea of ​​a reincarnation of time and space, and the villain is such a crazy doctor who tries to erase all flaws in human history.He traveled through time and space continuously in several small reincarnations, shattering the successful battle plans of the protagonists.

Accompanied by the tense and sharp background music, the protagonists quarreled and split, but they never gave up on their goals. Finally, they saw a gap and took the magical machine in their hands.Holding the machine, the male protagonist recalled all the things he had experienced in the past, and realized that if he wanted to change their fate of breaking up, he only needed to turn that small clockwork button.

However, his fingers rested on the clockwork for a long while, before finally hanging down feebly.And the next moment, he threw down the whole machine violently, smashing it to pieces on the test bench on the spot!

"When I saw this, I thought he was a little too stupid—I still think so until now." Zheng Shu put down the potato chips in his hand, feeling a little unmotivated to eat: "But this is the theme of this type of movie, Guangming and justice or something."

"I think," Luo Jiujiang murmured, "it may not be for light or justice."

"Eh?"

"I can probably understand what he's thinking." Luo Jiujiang also put down the snack bag, and pointed to the screen in front of him, "Because it was like this in the past, it seemed chaotic, and it only needed to change a section, but in fact they were all intertwined, so that You can't change anything."

When he said this, he was thinking of himself.

If he went back to the beginning of everything, he would have approached the Seven Islands Secret Realm with Han Qianling.Because if it wasn't for the separation from Qian Ling, he would not have entered the dead zone, would not have known Xie Chuncan and Sister Xue, and would not have helped his master by mistake at the moment of breaking through the dead zone.

Lost, sometimes in order to get more.

Just like now, even though he and Qian Ling are separated again, he will always reunite with Qian Ling, and this magical and bizarre world will be introduced to Qian Ling bit by bit by him himself, without the need for outsiders.

"Okay, okay." Zheng Shu admitted, "I'm just an ordinary person who can only make popcorn movies."

He leaned back on the sofa again, his eyes drifted over Luo Jiujiang's snack bag on the coffee table inadvertently, and his eyes straightened immediately: "Big brother, big brother, you are my real brother! You, you..."

Luo Jiujiang is not very interested in popcorn, what they are eating now is the snacks that Luo Jiujiang just bought in the supermarket.Although he didn't look into the shopping cart during the whole process except for a few packs of snacks that he liked, although he seemed to be responsible for the checkout, but this is too outrageous...

Zheng Shu felt dizzy.

He desperately asked in a trembling voice: "Master, why are you holding a bag of monosodium glutamate and eating it?!"