Su Bian Cultivation World

Zheng Shu really admires Luo Jiujiang's style.

If you want to say that a great god is a great god, there is nothing to say with a calm aura.After Zheng Shu explained to Luo Jiujiang what monosodium glutamate is called with half-knowledge of biology "glutamic acid" and kitchen common sense that he didn't know much about, Luo Jiujiang not only showed no embarrassment on his face , and didn't even frown.

He smiled and said: "No wonder, I have been curious for a long time, why this snack is called 'the essence of taste', but the packaging looks thinner and more plain than other snacks."

As he said this, he stretched his sinful hand to the coffee table again.Zheng Shu lowered his head and took a closer look: Oh, this time it's chicken essence.

Zheng Shu: "..."

Fortunately, Luo Jiujiang didn't want to eat it, he just compared the two things according to the same line of thinking, and said curiously: "Then this is also..."

Zheng Shu nodded like a pounding garlic: "The ones in the kitchen, the ones who cook, the ones who cook."

"Oh." Luo Jiujiang looked at the small bag in his hand over and over thoughtfully, and commented with a half-smile: "The yellow bag is the essence of chicken, and it is also used for cooking... Well, you guys really like it." interesting."

Zheng Shu: "..."

It took him half a second to understand this dirty joke, and he felt that his heart had collapsed.

no!You listen to me explain!He shouted frantically in his heart: We earthlings are not like this!

And why has he been having trouble with yellow for the past two days!

Fortunately, Luo Jiujiang was only joking with him, and after two or three rounds of teasing, he focused on looking at the movie screen again.Finally getting rid of the endless question of whether this "yellow" is not that "yellow", Zheng Shu breathed a sigh of relief, and vowed in his heart that he would never use lemon yellow as a filter when making movies in the future.

After that, nothing else happened at all. The scene of tearing up the movie theater and kicking the dragon pillar that Zheng Shu was worried about did not appear, which really made him heave a long sigh of relief.

After watching the movie, Zheng Shu took Luo Jiujiang to eat a fried chicken burger as he had promised before.Luo Jiujiang has a good acceptance of this kind of foreign fast food, and even likes fried unhealthy food.In addition, an adult like him who should be a star in another world actually appreciates the operation of queuing up to order food by himself.

"It looks quite self-contained and convenient. It saves manpower, and it is also satisfactory." Luo Jiujiang commented with approval.

He is indeed, as he said himself, a very hands-on person.

Since he was gearing up to let Luo Jiujiang meet black and white people to gain insight, Zheng Shu arranged the main event for the evening.He contacted his brother in the club ahead of time, and at the same time made an appointment with a group of friends, and booked several beautiful strippers.

He sympathized with Luo Jiujiang who was suffering from divorce at this time, thinking that he must bring someone out to have some fun.And besides that—

The acceptance of this visitor from space must be too big, he would not change his face if he was asked to wear short sleeves and show his arms and legs, his body, hair and skin were cut off as soon as his parents said, if he didn’t find something to shock him, Don't they lose face in modern society? !

You have to leave a deep impression on the Great God.

It can be seen that Luo Jiujiang has a really good temper. At least a heartless guy like Zheng Shu dares to prepare a "surprise" and make a big joke with him after spending a little more than a day with him.

He seemed to have forgotten Luo Jiujiang, and Luo Jiujiang, whoever he took out would be a world-class killer.

Of course, although the evening program is arranged, I still need to find something to make up for in the afternoon.

Zheng Shu thought about it left and right: I finished shopping for electronic products, bought new clothes, finished watching movies, and finished eating specialty foods...

He usually has a hobby of riding horses, drag racing and playing golf. However, in front of this great fairy with super gods and super gods, riding and driving is obviously not as fast as his apparition, let alone exciting.As for golf... Forget it, did I bring shame on myself, did I see him hit every shot, or was it just a mistake, and saw this great master just swing the ball casually and blow up the White House in the air?

Even if the White House is not blown up, unfortunately it will affect Sanxingdui and the Taj Mahal, which is not good!If the trouble is not good, the government of this country has to consider how to extradite people from the world next door to solve this international dispute?

No no no.Zheng Shu shook his head, shaking this unreasonable idea out of his mind.In the end, he decided to leave the choice to the Almighty himself: "Well, Brother Luo, what do you usually like to do?"

"Practicing knives, playing chess, drinking, playing the piano, with Qianling." Luo Jiujiang replied without thinking.

Zheng Shu automatically and consciously excluded the first and last items. He frowned and meditated for a while, then slapped his thigh and said, "Okay, I got it! I'll take you to the bar opened by my friend."

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The word "bar" itself is an imported product.All pottery bars, pubs, water bars, and Internet bars are actually all references to some kind of gathering place.

Zheng Shu's friend claimed to be an underappreciated artist, but he was actually a second-generation ancestor with a confused mind.He usually eats the trust fund allocated to him by his family, and opens a small bar when he has nothing to do. It is all-inclusive and messy, and he doesn't make money from this thing, that is, friends come over every now and then to cheer, and there are regular customers from time to time. Come and spend the empty and boring time with him.

In fact, the place that is compatible with bars, Internet cafes, pottery bars, music bars, singing bars, billiard bars, bowling bars, etc., is called "whatever"

Luo Jiujiang stood under the plaque that was as casually constructed as the name, and felt that for a while, even his soul was contaminated with the salty smell of the owner of this place.

Zheng Shu has gotten used to the decoration here, and he promised Luo Jiujiang swearingly: "Chess can be played here—although I have only seen chess, but I should look for Go. You can drink, and the wine cabinet takes up a lot Facing the wall, I can play the piano, not only the guqin and dulcimer, but also the accordion and electronic organ.”

That's right, Zheng Shu's friend has always claimed that he knows both ancient and modern times, and combines Chinese and Western. In such a "casual" place, the background music is actually played by people on the spot.Throughout the year, from guqin, zither, pipa to piccolo, to piano, violin, guitar and drums, they have always been mixed and matched.

For his aesthetic point of view, whoever reads it usually calls it a "bah".

But now in front of Luo Jiujiang, an extraterrestrial visitor, it's different.

You must know that Zheng Shu and the others think that this set of styles is too incompatible, because in their thinking, Chinese and Western cultures are completely difficult to integrate.However, for Luo Jiujiang, a person from another world, what is not new here?

These western musical instruments are just a kind of accident, which can only be regarded as a natural process of historical compatibility. How can we talk about whether the painting style is compatible or not?

It is precisely for this reason that as soon as Luo Jiujiang entered "Careless", most of his attention was attracted by the piano, guitar and drum kit.

Zheng Shu had an acquaintance in the bar, but was taken away after a while.Before he was pulled away, he glanced at Luo Jiujiang, and saw that the great master was squatting beside the piano, concentrating on studying the sound of the piano, but he didn't know that the little brother who played the piano had black lines all over his head.

Zheng Shu: "..." It's okay.Anyway, people are so big, they can't be lost.

As a result, as soon as he entered the house with his front foot, he met someone looking for trouble at Luo Jiujiang's back foot.

God knows, Chen Danfeng was almost overjoyed when he saw Zheng Shu's sports car driving towards the casual bar on the second floor.

He was swung ten times by Luo Jiujiang before, and his mind was almost muddled.Although Luo Jiujiang had his own priorities and knew that nothing would happen to ordinary people, he was already so scared that he hurried to the hospital for a CT scan before he was relieved.

After getting the medical examination report and confirming that it was correct, he originally wanted to come to the casual bar for a drink. Who knows that the road to Yuanjia is narrow, there is a road to heaven, Zheng Shu does not leave, and there is no way to hell, these two just came to vote.

Chen Danfeng made a decision immediately, and hired a middleman whom he and Zheng Shu both knew to deal with, and invited Zheng Shu upstairs, and he whispered a few words to a brother, and the brother suddenly realized, and directed at Luo Jiujiang downstairs. just go.

After the man went downstairs, he looked around twice, wondering where the martial artist that Old Chen mentioned was?Have you never seen the scene where you are afraid that things will run away as soon as the benefactor leaves?

In the end, I went around the corner, only to find that the person was squatting behind the piano, studying there wholeheartedly.

This person:"……"

Whose bumpkin is this!

Of course, although he let out a disdainful cut in his heart, there was still a smile on his face.He explained a few words to the waiter, and after a while, a small cart of liquor was pushed by his side.

Only then did he go over to say hello to Luo Jiujiang.

Luo Jiujiang has already shifted from the piano to the guitar position, and even listened to the drum set for a while.When he saw someone coming, he turned his face in a good temper, pulled his mind back from these few instruments, and greeted him nicely.

"Is this your first time, brother?" the man said familiarly.

Luo Jiujiang couldn't help laughing, thinking that this world is really wonderful.Someone called him a strong man first, and then he was called a brother. Basically, he has all the titles that no one has called before.

"good."

"Then you may not know that here, newcomers have rules for entering the arena." The man gestured towards the wine glass that was pushing the cart beside him, "Do you have to drink at least this much?"

"Oh?" There was a bit of interest in Luo Jiujiang's eyes, and he didn't say yes or no.He walked over to pick up the cup, which was at least two or two taels more than enough.Luo Jiujiang raised his head and drank it without hesitation, and then he heard the people around him yell "Okay!"

"Brother is really a man of courage." The man nodded repeatedly, "Go ahead and drink, there are still more."

In the idle foyer on the first floor, guests and friends gradually came out because of the movement. Seeing the excitement on the stairs on the second floor, a few people scattered down.

Luo Jiujiang put the wine glass back, laughed and said: "You all really want to drink? It's not that I can't drink, it's just that it seems too bullying."

The wine of this world is too weak.

For a man of cultivation like him, drinking this kind of wine is no different from drinking water.As for the wine in their comprehension world, if they don't deliberately choose a few types that are suitable for ordinary people, I'm afraid these people will already be drunk when they smell the wine.

But this person obviously understood Luo Jiujiang's "too bullying" as a sign of weakness.He laughed and said: "There is good wine, so how can you not drink it? Besides, I think you are also a person with a lot of money... unless..."

He rolled his eyes, glanced at the string of pianos, zithers, lutes and guitars, rubbed his hands and suggested, "What skills do you have, show them to everyone, if you can get a full house, you have passed the test."

This is not a derogatory meaning for Luo Jiujiang to be downgraded to a music busker-what era is this, how can there be any old ideas of music, medicine, witchcraft and craftsmen, and the children of their rich families come out every year to form a group to play rock and roll How many are there?

It's just that he saw that Luo Jiujiang was a bumpkin who had never seen a piano before, and then thought that this man was a martial arts student who knew nothing, so he planned to make Luo Jiujiang make a fool of himself, which was considered to have completed the character Chen Danfeng entrusted to him.

Luo Jiujiang's personality is also open-minded. Although this man obviously has some intentions when he speaks, he has nothing to do with ordinary people, not to mention that he wants to beat the drum with his own hands.

——Although he used the qin and flute to get started, Luo Jiujiang has always been interested in instruments such as suona, gongs, drums and whistles.

Hearing this proposal, he readily agreed.

The man made an inch of his head, and when he heard Luo Jiujiang's promise so happily, he quickly added: "I see that you are a capable person, brother--in this way, you should at least play three or four musical instruments, let's come here to play Everyone is an acquaintance, someone who understands art, as long as you play well, we will praise you in any occasion in the future!"

He also thought that Luo Jiujiang was an ordinary martial arts student who needed their second generation ancestors to make faces for him.

Luo Jiujiang laughed, and did not answer this question. With his heel on the ground as the axis, he had already spun out a shot while turning around. Amidst the small exclamations of the whole room, he pulled it out of a little brother's hand quite coolly. That bamboo flute.

That little brother knew the trick, and quickly took two steps back to make room for Luo Jiujiang.

With Luo Jiujiang's flute in hand, the smile on his lips did not fade, so he played it for a while with his eyes closed.

The sound of the bamboo flute is fresh and mellow, even when he blows it, it is melodious and moving.Some experts present nodded after listening to it, and the dude only felt that the music made people feel comfortable.It was only after he played two or three measures that the bamboo flute was thrown back by Luo Jiujiang. As if he had eyes behind his back, he threw the bamboo flute back impartially into the palm that the little brother just stretched out behind him.

Everyone watched helplessly as he slanted his body like a skater, and he slid out of nowhere for a distance of three or five steps, like a swallow flying obliquely. He had already stood in front of a vacant lyre.

There is no cloth stool in front of the piano, so Luo Jiujiang simply doesn't bother to sit down.With a hook on his calf, he supported the back of the qin very lightly and steadily, and the qin flew upwards in a whirl, and was intercepted by him in the air, with the pads between his knees, as if he had played his fingers once. .

Before the lingering sound of the ring fingers dissipated, Luo Jiujiang added a skillful force to his knees, and Guqin turned over again in mid-air.Luo Jiujiang played six bars and three times, and the piano turned seven times in a row like a toss in mid-air.

After the end of the seventh lap, Luo Jiujiang didn't miss it. He put his palms flat and ran along the back of the piano casually, with his waist straight and not bent. There was a crashing sound when it fell, only the seven strings trembled slightly, and the lingering sound continued.

After Luo Jiujiang finished playing the piano, he got away and left. He never wanted to fight, which can be said to be very chic.At the moment when the strings were trembling slightly, he had already stepped hard, flying like a tango and jumping onto the high platform where the electric guitar and drum kit were placed.

He gestured politely to the drummer, and the stunned drummer quickly made room for him, and even took the initiative to hand over the drumsticks that he had just dropped to the ground in shock.

Luo Jiujiang took the drum stick, and the small stick twirled around his wrist familiarly.This drum set is divided into several layers, including leather drums, metal drums and even gongs.Luo Jiujiang had just listened to the timbre of this instrument for a while, now he picked up the drumsticks in his hand, and without thinking about it, he played a piece of percussion music that made the blood boil.

The singer holding the electric guitar blushed with excitement, and hurriedly plucked the strings to follow.

The crowd was initially stunned by Luo Jiujiang's miraculous skills, and then excited by the music.All of a sudden, the first and second floors looked in the same direction, and they shouted in unison: "Sing one! Sing one!"

Dude, the atmosphere is comparable to a small concert.

Luo Jiujiang wasn't shy either. When he played, he probably thought about what words should go with this kind of music, and then he said without hesitation: "Where the crown is leaning on the railing, Xiaoxiao Yuxie looked up..."

Everyone: "..."

How ebullient the crowd was before, how silent it is now.

Only Zheng Shu, who heard the commotion downstairs and saw Chen Danfeng's proud face with his own eyes, knew that something was wrong, so he ran down the ground scrambling and scrambling regardless of the persuasion of his acquaintances.He just ran to the stairs, and he heard Luo Jiujiang's unique singing style of the ancients, singing passionately amidst the sonorous and powerful percussion of the drum set: "Looking up to the sky and screaming, with a strong heart..."

Zheng Shu: "..."

Zheng Shu's soul calmed down like deathly stillness.

Even the electric guitarist was stunned, his fingers trembling and he couldn't pluck the strings. For a while, only Luo Jiujiang's unrestrained singing of "Aspirations hungry for the meat of the barbarians, laughing and talking about thirsting for the blood of the Huns" was left in the world, and the rest of the people were all received by the audience. Cleansing and shocking of the soul.

The acquaintance ran out right behind Zheng Shu, and was stunned when he saw this scene, he asked Zheng Shu tremblingly: "What kind of person did you bring out this time..."

Zheng Shu murmured: "Good question, good question..."

From the look on his face, he was almost demented.

The passionate singing of Luo Jiujiang still echoed in the lobby, which lingered for a long time.

--Be from scratch, clean up the old mountains and rivers, overturned Que!

Zheng Shu knelt down on the ground with a plop.

He thought desperately: My God, my Majesty, if you make such a fuss and sing like this, I still have tomorrow's old mountains and rivers, can I clean it up?ah?Is there any more? ! ! !