Su Bian Cultivation World

Like the customs in the world, the world of self-cultivation also celebrates the New Year.

The customs of the three thousand worlds may be different because of the style of each world, but this festival has been consistently preserved.

However, there is no time for cultivation, usually after a small closure, more than half a year has passed, so the annual Spring Festival is not so grand.

What people pay more attention to is the big festival once every hundred years.

For example, the current Spring Festival is not only such a grand festival worth celebrating, but also the first Spring Festival after the three thousand worlds merged into one big world.

In this festival, Luo Jiujiang invited all his friends and teachers.

Together, no one is absent.

The friend who arrived last was Chu Yao, who had settled all the affairs in the Palace of Ecstasy, and then traveled all over the world, knocking on the door of Luo Jiujiang's room with a smile on his face last night.

The first friend who came here was Feng Xue, she and Xiao Ren, Shen Yuan and the others, all of them were named as the master of the academy, Jiao Tu Hai Hai Huang, etc., and controlled several regions under their hands. face, with a reputation.

She has no place to go around this kind of reunion day, but she is just an idler in the world.

As for the one who has been by Luo Jiujiang's side from the beginning to the end, of course only the newly promoted Dragon God Han Qianling.

Ever since he cooperated with Luo Jiujiang to Fushun Youming and joined forces to unite the three thousand worlds, those who originally criticized him as being unreasonable have disappeared a lot, and replaced them with words such as cold outside and hot inside.

Correspondingly, and because of the legend of the two of them, the customs of the New Year in the world have added something else since then.

For example, today, after hearing Xie Chuncan's story, Qi Liuliu even dared to make a request to Han Qianling, who was rumored to be neither cruel nor cruel at all.

"@%￥#%?"

Han Qianling was very surprised when he heard his request. He remained expressionless and repeated, "What did you say you want to do?"

Seeing this expression in the past, even the three of them should be scared away, but now, with his eyes straight ahead, he repeated his reasonable request word by word.

"I want to dance the dragon," he said.

Han Qianling: "..."

Maybe we should start with Xie Chuncan's story.

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Xie Chuncan, or Xie Jianhuan, is now standing tall in the flower hall, vividly describing to You Su the scenes he saw along the way.

"...Then I saw a dragon surrounded by three hundred civilians. The whole body of the dragon was sewn with silk and satin, and its bones were forged with sterling silver. There were six people at the front and back, and each lifted the head and the tail with a pole...

There is also particularity in the way of dancing the dragon. The six human beings are either intertwined or tied together. However, it is necessary to make the dragon shake its head and tail, move and jump, or seem to soar in the sky, or seem to swim in the bottom of the sea. All solid work. "

You Su listened intently to his narration, nodding repeatedly following every turn in Xie Chuncan's story.

After experiencing the chaos of the Three Thousand Worlds, the pure meaning in You Su's temperament has been refined a lot, and it has become more of a kind of discipline and persistence.

Maybe in time, he can also be the new "Mr. You" in Qinglong Academy.

"It is said that in previous temple fairs, the dragon dance came together with the lion dance." Xie Chuncan smiled and cupped his hands in the direction of the main hall of Luo Jiujiang, "But this year, thanks to the blessing of the sword god..."

You Su subconsciously said, "Did you dance the sword?"

Xie Chuncan sighed: "What's so special about dancing a knife. What's more, the dragon dance can hold up the ostentation based on the size of the dragon. In terms of sword skills, who in the world can compare with Jiujiang?"

That's not a modest statement, but it's true.Even You Su nodded in agreement, and immediately followed up and asked, "That's it?"

"They dance people." Xie Chuncan said firmly.After seeing You Su raised his brows in surprise, he changed his words with a smile, "The two teams are walking side by side on the street together, the dragon dance is one team, and there is also a big show specially arranged for Lord Sword God."

"Brother Xie praised me so much, I'm so ashamed that I dare not show my face." Through a window, Luo Jiujiang said into the room with a relaxed tone.

In the blink of an eye, he and Han Qianling had already appeared at the door through the casement.The two figures are both tall and straight, and they complement each other, but it makes everyone in the hall show some fresh expressions.

Yin Banshi closed the medicine scriptures in his hands, and Qi Liuliu picked up a patted ball. Xie Chuncan reacted the most, and let out a very bright "Yo".

It was the first time they saw Luo Jiujiang and Han Qianling wearing red clothes.

The colors of these two clothes are as bright as fire, reflecting Luo Jiujiang's flying and handsome eyebrows, but they only look faintly pale.Both of them were dressed in the same style, and their statures were similar, and they walked in unison, which made people think of other places.

...You Su has already taken out a pen and paper, and is going to draw two of the brightest red flowers on the spot as soon as the two of them make a request, and tie them on as chests.

Shen Yuan looked around, and finally, according to the enthusiastic atmosphere, he began to make the gesture of "worship the world" in dumb language, and voluntarily acted as the master of ceremonies.

Luo Jiujiang: "..."

He walked into the hall with a funny face and sat down, and said helplessly: "Everyone, I don't think so."

Xie Chuncan has been silent since his appearance, until then he leaned in the direction of Luo Jiujiang and whispered, "Is your order a bit wrong?"

Luo Jiujiang didn't understand what he meant: "Brother Xie, what is wrong?"

Xie Chuncan curled a finger at him: "Look, in terms of time, the two of you are dual cultivators in the Holy Land, right?"

"Yes."

"Then when you arrived at the White Tiger School, under the witness of your friends, you drank the first cup of wine?"

"Brother Xie has already found out? That's right."

"And now." Xie Chuncan pointed to the clothes of Luo Jiujiang and Han Qianling, "After almost giving birth, you guys only remember to pay homage now? The day lily has been completely cold!"

Luo Jiujiang: "..."

Don't mention it, think about it carefully, the bridal chamber first, then drinking the Hebei wine, and finally paying homage to the hall, this order seems to be a bit problematic...

wrong!They didn't come to worship today at all!

Luo Jiujiang brought up the topic again, dumbfounded: "Brother Xie got off topic, what did you praise me just now? Let's talk about it in detail."

The whole hall burst into laughter.

The smile on the corner of Xie Chuncan's lips suddenly appeared a little weird, he warned Luo Jiujiang: "You will regret it."

Luo Jiujiang naturally doesn't believe in this evil, he even killed Xuanwu, there are absolutely not many things in the world that he can regret: "Brother Xie, why did you say that?"

"Then I'll continue." Seeing that he was obsessed with obsession, Xie Chuncan cleared his throat and resumed the topic just now.

"Temple fairs in the human world are full of reunion and excitement. When the new year is approaching, I don't watch any martial arts dramas. The sword god repertoire I watched in the world is a reunion, happiness, and emotional excitement. Good show."

Xie Chuncan smirked vividly and said, "Then I'll learn to sing 'Peony Picking' for you—this young man has a soft body, light body and good eyebrows, and he should be the first beauty in the academy. In the sedan chair, I hurried to report the news. The young master hurriedly stopped and listened to my detailed statement. The deep kindness and gratitude were all on the brows. The sachet was lightly scented and noisy, and it was the rich and precious flowers in the world who took a closer look at me... "

Luo Jiujiang: "..."

Han Qianling "..."

You Su: "..."

As soon as Luo Jiujiang heard the words "Peony Collection", Luo Jiujiang already had an ominous premonition in his heart. Now, when he heard the vulgar libretto again, there was nothing he didn't understand!

Luo Jiujiang's eyes went dark immediately, and he asked tremblingly, "Is there any worse news?"

Xie Chuncan shrugged his shoulders, and pointed his fingers in a dark and half-dead way: "This is Ling Shuang Aoxue's winter plum plant."

Yin Bande's face was pitch black.

Pointing at her waist: "Nongli's delicate peach blossoms remain."

Chu Yao smiled and saluted everyone present.

Signal to Shen Yuan again: "Here comes the secret and taciturn Narcissus."

Shen Yuan: "..." Is it because he looks like Luo Jiujiang, or is it because Narcissus is particularly prone to "dumb flowers"?

Finally, he cupped his hands towards Han Qianling: "Naturally, the ode to deep snow with icy muscles and bones is indispensable—it is said that the original name of the excerpt was to use snow lotus, but finally a monk came forward and told them that the shape is basically a Chinese cabbage."

Han Qianling: "..."

Han Qianling had nothing to say.

Xie Chuncan was right, Luo Jiujiang really regretted it.

He couldn't turn his head to look at Han Qianling's face beside him now!

On the contrary, Han Qianling was extremely calm, and he remained calm as usual under such news, pointing out a problem very calmly.

"Thank you fellow daoist, you haven't mentioned yourself yet."

Xie Chuncan: "..."

Fighting geese all day long, one day you will be pecked by geese.Xie Chuncan narrates [-] pornographic jokes throughout the year, so he finally has the day to become the protagonist of a drama.

Xie Chuncan, who had a good time talking, sneered, and coughed again and again: "Of course I'm just a worthless cactus..."

Before he finished speaking, he wanted to run away after rubbing oil on the soles of his feet, but his ankle seemed to be pulled hard. Then, a silver light flashed in front of Xie Chuncan, and a row of shining silver needles snatched a few times, nailing him neatly. on the side of the shoe.

The taciturn Shen Yuan sneaked to Xie Chuncan's side silently at some point.

Compared with him, Chu Yao, who also moved his position, was much calmer: he never put down the teacup in his hand, and smiled at Xie Chuncan with crooked eyebrows, as expected, his cheeks were as beautiful as peach blossoms.

Xie Chuncan turned his head to look at his ankle, but happened to watch You Su flick the pen, and calmly put the Hu pen back on the pen holder.He gave Xie Chuncan a frank look, with an extremely upright expression, as if the rubber band that grabbed Xie Chuncan's ankle was not drawn by him.

Xie Chuncan: "..."

Did Young Master You learn badly? !

He gave up on himself and admitted: "I am narrow-minded and like to gamble, so of course it is a calendula that attracts wealth and wealth..."

As a result, among the left and right chatter, all of you present except Qi Liuliu, who was still young, were spared, and they were all wiped out by the vulgar tastes of the world.

After thinking about this matter for a while, their friends could only laugh dumbfounded in the end.

In the end, if Feng Xue hadn't rushed into the house and said that, Xie Chuncan might have escaped.

But it happened that Feng Xue stepped into the room at this time, and announced to Luo Jiujiang beamingly: "I posted a new couplet for you."

Everyone swept away their spiritual sense one after another, but they were all speechless.

On the gate between the red paper and black letters: "Lead the coquettish, angels below the six wings, please go away; it must be me, no one who is not a king on the wall can enter this gate!"

The horizontal script is full of ink and full of charm, which makes people wonder whether Feng Xue did it on purpose.

But it is: "Take a look at the flowers" in four big characters!

Luo Jiujiang: "..."

Everyone's eyes finally turned back to Xie Chuncan faintly.

Xie Chuncan yelled out in dismay, new hatred and old hatred welled up in his heart for a moment, he almost rushed over and shook Feng Xue's shoulder back and forth: "Do you want me to celebrate the New Year, or do you want me to celebrate the Anniversary!"