[Comprehensive] I'm so bewitching

The author has something to say: the cp of this volume is Yang Guo X Guo Fu.

Nothing happened to Xiaolongnu.The stupid author wants to give his beloved Guoshen a young, beautiful, lively little silly girl with a superior family background who can sprinkle sugar as his wife.

Just sauce.

Hope to get a lot of support =A=

My name is Guo Fu.

She is a noble little beauty.

How honorable is it?

My father is Guo Daxia of Peach Blossom Island, everyone admires him.My mother is the leader of the Huang gang of the beggar gang, and her subordinates are spread all over the country.

My grandfather... My grandfather was once known as the master of Peach Blossom Island, also known as Dongxie. He was a handsome old man with strong martial arts.

There are also the Southern Emperor, the Northern Beggar, and the Urchin of the Middle School. These decent masters in the martial arts world are all closely related to our family.

I was born a little publicity.

The fly in the ointment is that it is said that I fell on my head when I was a child and my brain was broken, so my intelligence is not very high.

Learning everything is very slow, not only slow in literacy, but also slow in martial arts, worse than my father back then.

My mother often looked at me with worry.

But I was very optimistic. I pointed to my father and said, "Look at my father, isn't he famous all over the world?"

The whole martial arts world knows that my father is stupid, but he is famous all over the world.I'm still prettier than him, so what are you afraid of?

My mother's eyes are a bit complicated.She touched my head and said quietly: "Fu'er, do you know that there is an invisible but very useful thing in this world called luck?"

"Luck? I know luck." I giggled and said, "I accidentally fell into the pit the day before yesterday and picked up a super big cricket. It was fun. I know it's called luck."

My mother touched my head and sighed.

There is also an old man who lives on Peach Blossom Island, who is blind. He is my father's master, Ke Zhen'e, the former leader of the Seven Heroes in the south of the Yangtze River.

Although he is the same old man, he is different from my grandfather.Mr. Ke's martial arts is not as strong as my grandfather's, and his appearance is not as handsome as my grandfather's.

But I like Eunuch Ke better because he plays with me every day.

"Grandpa Ke, shoot here, shoot here!" I held up a board with a circle drawn on it, and shouted loudly.

Mr. Ke's darts are very accurate. Although he is blind, he can throw them very accurately every time.

My mother is not very happy about our playing this game, she always secretly hugged me aside and said, "What if Mr. Ke throws it in your face if you can't throw it correctly? This is the only face you have left!"

"Mother, don't you all say that Eunuch Ke is blind but not blind?" I was a little puzzled, "And Eunuch Ke has never missed anything."

My mother just sighed.

I ignored her and ran to play with Mr. Ke again.

Eunuch Ke is old and blind, so it is inconvenient for him to hug me, and he always carries me on his back.

I am a good boy, I have fun, and I never pick.

What?Say I bully the elderly?Sorry, I'm only five years old now, and I only weigh a little bit.

"Drive—" I grabbed Eunuch Ke's white hair as a horse's mane, and told him to go forward.

When my father saw it, he dragged me off and slapped my ass: "Fu'er, you are presumptuous! Eunuch Ke is my master, your master, how can you be so rude!"

Then he was hit on the shoulder with a cane by Eunuch Ke: "Get lost!"

I was amused and laughed out loud.

I really like the domineering Eunuch Ke.

"Eunuch Ke, you are so handsome!" I hugged him and kissed him on the face.

Eunuch Ke laughed heartily, chased my father away, and continued to play with me.

"Grandpa Ke, why don't you take me out to play?" I lay on his back, put my arms around his neck, and whispered in his ear, "I've played all over Peach Blossom Island, it's so boring."

Eunuch Ke hesitated, and said, "Your parents won't let you go out."

"We did it secretly." I covered my mouth and whispered in his ear, "I'm a fool, my parents are reluctant to teach me. You have a high status, my parents dare not teach you. Let's go out secretly, it's okay. "

Eunuch Ke stopped in his tracks. He tilted his head and asked me, "Fu'er, are you really stupid?"

"How do I know!" I said confidently, "I don't think I'm stupid, but they all say I'm stupid."

Eunuch Ke laughed.

He took me, bribed the servants on the island, and sneaked out of the island by boat.

The outside world is very lively, colorful and full of everything.I was dazzled and excited.

There are also all kinds of food that I have never seen before, exuding a sweet taste, I was a little greedy, so I pulled the corner of Eunuch Ke's clothes: "Eunuch Ke, I want to eat that."

Eunuch Ke touched his body, but regretfully said: "Oh no, I forgot to bring money."

"Then what should I do?" I looked at all kinds of food helplessly.

Eunuch Ke hesitated for a moment.

He hesitated again.

"Eunuch Ke?" I tugged at the corner of his clothes.

He bent down and said: "Eunuch Ke will take you to a place, and you will have money to buy food when you go there, but you are not allowed to tell your parents after you go back, do you understand?"

"Hmm." I nodded.

He laughed.

Then he took me to the gambling house.

Inside are a group of big, rough men, sloppy clothes and bad smells.And it was so loud that my ears couldn't stand it.

But Mr. Ke's face was filled with a smile that I had never seen before. He walked to a table and put his crutch on it: "Count me in!"

He held me tightly with one hand, afraid that I would lose it.

But then he had too much fun and let me go.A group of tall and thick men stink to death. I didn't want to get so close, so I moved back and squeezed out of the crowd.

I reckoned that Mr. Ke would have to play for a while, so I hid in the back, sat on a small bench, and waited for him.

I was bored, so I turned my head and looked around for fun.Suddenly seeing a handsome little brother running past the window, his eyes lit up.Jumped off the bench and ran out immediately.

Everything on Peach Blossom Island is good, but there are no friends of the same age.

Although Eunuch Ke played with me, he didn't like some things.For example, fighting crickets, he would never play with me.

I am a child on the island, so lonely.

Looking at the pretty little brother running past, an idea immediately came to my mind - pack it up and take it away!

"Hey, don't run!" I started to catch up.

Although I am not good at learning martial arts, I am still in good health.That little brother was about the same height as me, and his legs were not much longer than mine, so I quickly caught up with him.

"Why are you chasing me?" He frowned, looking at me unhappily.

I stepped forward and grabbed his hand: "Little brother, can you play with me?"

"Where is the fool?" His beautiful eyes narrowed, and he shook off my hand: "Go away!"

After he finished speaking, he pushed open a door and walked in.

With a bang, the door was closed.

I stood in front of the door without moving.

I remembered one thing - I didn't tell Eunuch Ke before I ran out.

He found out that I was gone after a while, is he going to panic?

But I don't remember the way back.

For the first time, I felt that I might really be an idiot.

I was so focused on chasing my pretty little brother just now that I forgot to watch the road.

I turned my head slowly.

Suddenly feel happy.Fortunately, I'm stupid, even if I don't remember the way, I won't be scolded - I'm stupid.

I stood at the door of my little brother's house, motionless.

I'm not in danger now, Eunuch Ke will find me sooner or later.But if I leave, I may not be able to find Eunuch Ke, let alone this beautiful little brother.

I'd have to get at least one of them.

I choose pretty little brother.

"Hey, why are you still standing here?" Suddenly, the door in front of him opened a crack, and the pretty little brother showed half of his face, "Hurry up, don't stand in front of my house!"

I looked at him and just thought he was so pretty.

I want to take him back to Peach Blossom Island, let him live next door to me, dress him up beautifully, let him eat with me every day, and play with me.

"Hey, I'm talking to you!" He glared at me with beautiful eyes, "Hurry up, do you hear me?"

I tilted my head and said, "I'm hungry, can my little brother take me to dinner?"

He froze for a moment.

"Later, who are you talking to?" At this moment, a gentle female voice came from behind the pretty little brother.

Immediately afterwards, a hand opened the door, and it was a good-looking middle-aged woman.

When she saw me, she was taken aback for a moment, and then smiled: "Is it a friend of Guo'er? Come in and have a seat?"

"Yeah!" I gave her a sweet smile, raised my foot and stepped through the door.

The pretty little brother was not too happy: "Hey, you—"

"My name is Guo Fu." I smiled and reached out to him, "Little brother, what's your name?"

He was stunned for a moment, and reluctantly said: "My name is Yang Guo. Why are you stretching out your hand? I don't have anything to eat now, I only have it in the room."

"We need to shake hands when we meet for the first time." I still extended my hand, "It means we are friends."

He looked me up and down: "Where did you hear that? Why didn't I know there was such etiquette?"

"Brother Yang doesn't want to be friends with me?" I tilted my head and looked at him.

I don't know where the etiquette is.Sometimes a lot of strange things pop up in my mind, even my father and mother have never heard of them.But they all know I'm stupid and don't get to the bottom of it.

Yang Guo stretched out his hand, squeezed it hastily in my palm, and let go immediately.

He muttered, "I'm really afraid of you."

I giggled, bypassed him, and ran into the yard quickly.

It's a small yard, but it's well-kept and there are many plants.

Some I know, some I don't.

"Brother Yang, what is this?" I squatted in front of the unknown plant and asked Yang Guo.

He came over and said, "It's green onions. Hey, you just ran into someone's house, aren't you afraid of being sold?"

"What are onions for?" I asked him again, "Can I eat them?"

There was a cunning flash in his eyes: "You can eat it, try it—hey, why did you really eat it?!"

"Water, water..." I pinched a green onion leaf and took a bite, my nose was flushed sour and tears were about to fall.

He hurried into the house, took half a bowl of water in a thick bowl, and handed it to me: "Why do you eat everything? Are you afraid of being poisoned to death?"

"Guoer, how do you talk to your friends?" Yang Guo's mother came out and said to me with a smile, "This green onion doesn't taste good when eaten raw, and it doesn't work well when you drink it. I'll give you a piece of cake to swallow. "

I took the cake and bit it.

"Mother, she's a fool!" Yang Guo frowned, and said, "I don't know why she got separated from the family and followed me all the way. I don't know her at all!"

Yang Guo's mother was taken aback and looked at me.