[Comprehensive] I'm so bewitching
Chapter 273
Nick hadn't made up his mind whether to go in or not.
But when he heard the word "hero", he became suspicious.
He is the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., responsible for safeguarding national security. He has done many untold heroic deeds. He is a true hero—but how does this girl know?Who is she?
So he went in.
As soon as I entered the door, I could smell a little essential oil. Although Nick didn't use essential oils much, he could tell that it was not inferior.
He immediately breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, this store still has sincerity.
"Why do you call me a hero?" Nick asked, looking at the girl.
The girl has a pair of black and white eyes, almond-shaped pupils glowing with water, making her look pure and lovely.
This is a girl with very oriental characteristics, especially the long black hair hanging down to her waist, which further sets off her small and delicate face.
But Nick couldn't develop even a little affection for her, and at this moment his heart was full of vigilance.
"It is said that calling 'hero' will arouse the satisfaction and pleasure of male guests, and it is more conducive for them to walk in." Meimei said, "I usually call 'kiss' for girls."
Nick listened to her naturally, as if there was no flaw in the explanation, and did not believe it.
But he didn't ask any more questions, he just looked into the girl's eyes and asked, "Your eyes?"
Meimei immediately understood what he was asking, she shrugged her shoulders: "My eyes can see everything except people, so I am called blind."
Nick just felt a hard punch on the head.
As an all-powerful spy king who has been in the world for many years, he felt that his IQ had been insulted.
Can see everything, but can't see people?Sorry, he has never heard of this eye disease!
She must be charging more, right?But Phil said that the price difference between handsome guys and non-handsome guys is ten times higher!
"Do you want to do it or not?" the girl murmured.
Nick didn't answer right away.
He is still hesitating.
There was Phil's credit card in his pocket, and he didn't want to spend it casually, because he had to pay it back.
A lot of money!
His wife is stuck with his pocket money, and he doesn't know how long it will take to pay it back!
"If you don't do it, go out, you are standing at the door, blocking my fortune." Meimei frowned, waved to him, then sat back on the sofa and started playing the game again.
Nick watched her pick up the mobile phone, pressing her two white and tender thumbs back and forth quickly, and from time to time, she muttered coquettishly: "Ah! Ahhh! Don't die! Ah! Hit!"
The girl's information emerged in Nick's mind.
The girl came to New York six months ago.Her aunt worked hard in the United States and had no children. Before she died, she was called from Huaguo. As an heir, she gave the girl the small shop and property that she had run for half her life.There were no customers in this massage shop, but since the girl took over, the business has started to improve.
In S.H.I.E.L.D., Phil was the first to discover this store. It is said that the girl said "Hero, come in for a massage?" Come for a massage before.
Then Phil introduced it to other colleagues, such as Rissel and Lisa, and they began to do it frequently.
"Get out of the way, okay?" The girl murmured again, "You're blocking the light."
Nick became more suspicious of the girl.
Anyway, he is also the king of secret agents, and if he releases a little breath casually, ordinary people dare not neglect it.Especially since he was blind in one eye, he looked fierce and cool, most young girls would be scared when they saw him, why was she so calm?
Could it be, as she said, that she really can't see people clearly?
"What items are there?" Nick didn't go out, but took another step into the store.
Without raising her head, the girl stretched out her hand and pointed at the wall: "Look, it's all written."
She lowered her head, pressed her two white and tender thumbs quickly, and the sound of "swoosh" came from her mobile phone.
Nick felt a little strange. He touched his bald head and looked towards the wall.
There is a huge menu in ordinary plastic packaging on the wall, in black and white, listing various set menu services.
What shoulder and back massage, cervical spine care, beauty salon, weight loss and shaping, cupping, scraping, spa, the list is full.
Prices are also inconsistent, with everything from $99 to $999.
Nick's eyes fell on the $99 package, he slowly stroked his bald head, and said, "A $99 shoulder and back massage."
"Wait a minute." The girl tensed up all over and looked nervous, obviously the game was at a critical juncture.
Nick took a condescending look, and saw a small man in colorful clothes on the screen, carrying a huge long sword with radiant light, chasing rabbits everywhere.
What game actually cut the rabbit?How cruel!
"Okay." Finally, after the girl finished playing a round, she stuffed her phone into her pocket and stood up, "99 yuan for shoulder and back massage?"
Nick discovered that the girl was not short.
When she was sitting on the sofa, she looked small and exquisite, only a little over 1.5 meters.But when she stood up, Nick found that she had to be 1.7 meters tall.
"Yeah." Nick nodded.
The girl bent down and picked up a POS machine from the coffee table, pressed it a few times, and handed it over: "Swipe the card."
Nick looked down, and the number "999" was displayed on it.
Blood was dripping from his heart, but he didn't express anything on his face. He just pointed to the price on the wall in doubt and asked, "Did you type an extra number?"
He still has a little luck, maybe the girl thinks he is handsome?After all, he is tall and well-dressed.
Even if she couldn't see clearly, maybe she vaguely thought he was handsome?
"Didn't you read what's written on the wall?" The girl pointed to a row of small characters in the lower right corner and said, "The handsome ones are priced at the original price, and the ugly ones are ten times the price. The shopkeeper has all the right to explain."
Nick was silent.
He struggled for a while, and asked again: "Aren't you unable to see people clearly? Then how do you judge handsome and ugly?"
"Do you still need to look at your ugly face?" The girl asked in surprise.
Nick just felt that her tone was so natural that he began to doubt his ability to judge: "How do you know if you're ugly without looking at it?"
"Then do you want to do it?" The girl frowned impatiently.
Nick pursed his lips, pointed to the last digit on the POS machine and said, "Shouldn't the ten times the price be $990? You overcharged me by 9 yuan."
"That 9 yuan is a tip." The girl stretched her arms straight, showing no intention of taking the POS machine back.
$990 for a massage and she charges for tips?
Nick felt that this girl was really treacherous, but he still swiped the card thinking about his mission.
Go back and see if you can get reimbursed, Nick thought.
"Come in with me." The girl put away the POS machine, turned around and walked inside.
It turns out that there is also a room inside, which is specially used for massage for guests.
Nick walked in and saw two simple wooden beds in the narrow room, with a not-so-thick mattress and a blanket spread on them.
I didn't see anything dirty, but Nick felt it was unhygienic. It looked like a lot of people had been lying there. This girl was too lazy to even tear off the plastic film on the water dispenser. Would she wash the blanket properly?
He began to feel sorry for his $999.
"Take off your shirt, face outward, and lie down," the girl said.
Nick looked around, but didn't see the clothes hanger. With his cool windbreaker on his arm, he hesitated: "Miss, where is the clothes hanger?"
"Just throw it on the bed next to you." The girl casually pointed to the bed next to her.
Nick was reluctant, he was afraid of wrinkling.The coat his wife bought for him is very expensive.
"Oh, why are you so twitchy?" The girl was annoyed, she came over and grabbed his coat, threw it on the empty bed next to him, then pointed to the bed in front of him, "Lie down."
Nick had no choice but to take off his shirt and lie on the small wooden bed topless.
The bed was really small. After he got on his stomach, there was almost no space left and right, and his knees were almost hanging outside.
For $999, this is what you get?
Even if it can be reimbursed, Nick couldn't help it: "Is this a crib?"
"No." The girl had already dragged a shelf over, she skillfully unscrewed a bottle, poured some essential oil into her hands, and rubbed her palms together, "This was brought from China by my aunt before her death, according to the It is built by the height and weight of the people of the country."
Nick's eyes widened: "Just this bed? It's been used for decades?"
Didn't collapse? ? ?
"Hey, how do you know it's been used for decades?" The girl stopped rubbing her hands.
Nick realized that he had slipped his tongue.
"Look at this wood." Nick calmly lifted the mattress, pointed to the gray bed legs and said, "It hasn't been used for decades, how can it be so dark?"
The girl just smiled: "You have good observation skills."
She rubbed her hands again, then stood by the bed and began rubbing essential oils on his back.
Nick had shut up.
He silently pondered in his heart how to make a routine for a while.
"What's your name?" Nick asked.
The girl's hands were soft and slender, but they were surprisingly strong. When she massaged his back, they were sore and painful, and he couldn't help but groan.
"It costs more to chat with you," the girl said.
Nick froze for a moment, and then said nonchalantly, "Add more money? How?"
"Ten dollars for a sentence," the girl said, "Ten times as ugly."
Nick wiped his face with the palm of his hand.
He never thought it was a big deal not to be handsome.
But now...he couldn't speak.
"That's right here? The beauty you mentioned, who is prettier than any cover girl I've ever slept with, works here?" A casual voice came from outside the door, quite recognizable, no matter it was the tone or tone, it made everyone Nick couldn't help lifting his spirits.
"Yeah, Tony, come in quickly." The sound of high heels hitting the ground sounded, and a woman with a very sexy voice said.
A man and a woman walked in.
"Meimei! I'll bring you a customer!" The blond beauty appeared at the door, smiling brightly at the girl, then she took a step back and pushed the handsome and proud man in an expensive suit behind him, "Here He comes with a $999 exclusive package!"
Tony Stark.
Genius inventor, rich second generation, playboy, 365 days a year, 24 hours a day, influential figures appearing in various media all the time.
Handsome, rich, and smart man.
Nick didn't think it was a great thing to be handsome and rich before, but now he looked at Tony Stark and felt a little sour in his heart.
"Pep, are you not mistaken?" Tony Stark frowned and said, "You just let me take off my clothes and lie on it in such a shabby place that looks like a beggar's place?"
He was attracted by Pep's use of the word "beauty".
Tomorrow he was going to Afghanistan to discuss business. He was rushing to do research and hadn't slept for two days, but Pep insisted on getting him a massage and seduced him with beautiful women.
Well, he also wanted to know what the girl Pep said was more beautiful than any cover girl he had ever slept with looked like.
But when he came here, he fell on the crude equipment at the first sight, which made him unbearable: "My dear, you used to have a massage here? Like this man, just lay naked on it?"
He said in a very unbelievable tone.
Nick chose to be silent at this time.
"No." Pep shook his head, "I'm a VIP customer with a dedicated suite, which is different from yours."
Tony Stark raised his eyebrows: "How do the VIP customers here handle it? Give me the best."
The girl named Meimei raised her head: "I'm sorry sir, only handsome men and beautiful women can handle VIP customers."
"Wait." There was surprise in Tony Stark's big eyes, "Are you saying sorry to me? You mean I'm not handsome?"
Meimei glanced in his direction, and then casually said: "There are no handsome guys under 1.8 meters."
After hearing this sentence, Nick, who was originally sour in his heart, burst out laughing with a "puchi".
The author has something to say:
本卷涉及的英雄人物及剧情,来自电影《钢铁侠1》《钢铁侠2》《雷神2》《复联1》《复联2》《美队2》《美队3》。
The plot of "Iron Man 1" is about to begin.
Of course, the plot and so on are all floating clouds, mainly talking about the daily routine of the massage girl Meimei's shop~
But when he heard the word "hero", he became suspicious.
He is the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., responsible for safeguarding national security. He has done many untold heroic deeds. He is a true hero—but how does this girl know?Who is she?
So he went in.
As soon as I entered the door, I could smell a little essential oil. Although Nick didn't use essential oils much, he could tell that it was not inferior.
He immediately breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, this store still has sincerity.
"Why do you call me a hero?" Nick asked, looking at the girl.
The girl has a pair of black and white eyes, almond-shaped pupils glowing with water, making her look pure and lovely.
This is a girl with very oriental characteristics, especially the long black hair hanging down to her waist, which further sets off her small and delicate face.
But Nick couldn't develop even a little affection for her, and at this moment his heart was full of vigilance.
"It is said that calling 'hero' will arouse the satisfaction and pleasure of male guests, and it is more conducive for them to walk in." Meimei said, "I usually call 'kiss' for girls."
Nick listened to her naturally, as if there was no flaw in the explanation, and did not believe it.
But he didn't ask any more questions, he just looked into the girl's eyes and asked, "Your eyes?"
Meimei immediately understood what he was asking, she shrugged her shoulders: "My eyes can see everything except people, so I am called blind."
Nick just felt a hard punch on the head.
As an all-powerful spy king who has been in the world for many years, he felt that his IQ had been insulted.
Can see everything, but can't see people?Sorry, he has never heard of this eye disease!
She must be charging more, right?But Phil said that the price difference between handsome guys and non-handsome guys is ten times higher!
"Do you want to do it or not?" the girl murmured.
Nick didn't answer right away.
He is still hesitating.
There was Phil's credit card in his pocket, and he didn't want to spend it casually, because he had to pay it back.
A lot of money!
His wife is stuck with his pocket money, and he doesn't know how long it will take to pay it back!
"If you don't do it, go out, you are standing at the door, blocking my fortune." Meimei frowned, waved to him, then sat back on the sofa and started playing the game again.
Nick watched her pick up the mobile phone, pressing her two white and tender thumbs back and forth quickly, and from time to time, she muttered coquettishly: "Ah! Ahhh! Don't die! Ah! Hit!"
The girl's information emerged in Nick's mind.
The girl came to New York six months ago.Her aunt worked hard in the United States and had no children. Before she died, she was called from Huaguo. As an heir, she gave the girl the small shop and property that she had run for half her life.There were no customers in this massage shop, but since the girl took over, the business has started to improve.
In S.H.I.E.L.D., Phil was the first to discover this store. It is said that the girl said "Hero, come in for a massage?" Come for a massage before.
Then Phil introduced it to other colleagues, such as Rissel and Lisa, and they began to do it frequently.
"Get out of the way, okay?" The girl murmured again, "You're blocking the light."
Nick became more suspicious of the girl.
Anyway, he is also the king of secret agents, and if he releases a little breath casually, ordinary people dare not neglect it.Especially since he was blind in one eye, he looked fierce and cool, most young girls would be scared when they saw him, why was she so calm?
Could it be, as she said, that she really can't see people clearly?
"What items are there?" Nick didn't go out, but took another step into the store.
Without raising her head, the girl stretched out her hand and pointed at the wall: "Look, it's all written."
She lowered her head, pressed her two white and tender thumbs quickly, and the sound of "swoosh" came from her mobile phone.
Nick felt a little strange. He touched his bald head and looked towards the wall.
There is a huge menu in ordinary plastic packaging on the wall, in black and white, listing various set menu services.
What shoulder and back massage, cervical spine care, beauty salon, weight loss and shaping, cupping, scraping, spa, the list is full.
Prices are also inconsistent, with everything from $99 to $999.
Nick's eyes fell on the $99 package, he slowly stroked his bald head, and said, "A $99 shoulder and back massage."
"Wait a minute." The girl tensed up all over and looked nervous, obviously the game was at a critical juncture.
Nick took a condescending look, and saw a small man in colorful clothes on the screen, carrying a huge long sword with radiant light, chasing rabbits everywhere.
What game actually cut the rabbit?How cruel!
"Okay." Finally, after the girl finished playing a round, she stuffed her phone into her pocket and stood up, "99 yuan for shoulder and back massage?"
Nick discovered that the girl was not short.
When she was sitting on the sofa, she looked small and exquisite, only a little over 1.5 meters.But when she stood up, Nick found that she had to be 1.7 meters tall.
"Yeah." Nick nodded.
The girl bent down and picked up a POS machine from the coffee table, pressed it a few times, and handed it over: "Swipe the card."
Nick looked down, and the number "999" was displayed on it.
Blood was dripping from his heart, but he didn't express anything on his face. He just pointed to the price on the wall in doubt and asked, "Did you type an extra number?"
He still has a little luck, maybe the girl thinks he is handsome?After all, he is tall and well-dressed.
Even if she couldn't see clearly, maybe she vaguely thought he was handsome?
"Didn't you read what's written on the wall?" The girl pointed to a row of small characters in the lower right corner and said, "The handsome ones are priced at the original price, and the ugly ones are ten times the price. The shopkeeper has all the right to explain."
Nick was silent.
He struggled for a while, and asked again: "Aren't you unable to see people clearly? Then how do you judge handsome and ugly?"
"Do you still need to look at your ugly face?" The girl asked in surprise.
Nick just felt that her tone was so natural that he began to doubt his ability to judge: "How do you know if you're ugly without looking at it?"
"Then do you want to do it?" The girl frowned impatiently.
Nick pursed his lips, pointed to the last digit on the POS machine and said, "Shouldn't the ten times the price be $990? You overcharged me by 9 yuan."
"That 9 yuan is a tip." The girl stretched her arms straight, showing no intention of taking the POS machine back.
$990 for a massage and she charges for tips?
Nick felt that this girl was really treacherous, but he still swiped the card thinking about his mission.
Go back and see if you can get reimbursed, Nick thought.
"Come in with me." The girl put away the POS machine, turned around and walked inside.
It turns out that there is also a room inside, which is specially used for massage for guests.
Nick walked in and saw two simple wooden beds in the narrow room, with a not-so-thick mattress and a blanket spread on them.
I didn't see anything dirty, but Nick felt it was unhygienic. It looked like a lot of people had been lying there. This girl was too lazy to even tear off the plastic film on the water dispenser. Would she wash the blanket properly?
He began to feel sorry for his $999.
"Take off your shirt, face outward, and lie down," the girl said.
Nick looked around, but didn't see the clothes hanger. With his cool windbreaker on his arm, he hesitated: "Miss, where is the clothes hanger?"
"Just throw it on the bed next to you." The girl casually pointed to the bed next to her.
Nick was reluctant, he was afraid of wrinkling.The coat his wife bought for him is very expensive.
"Oh, why are you so twitchy?" The girl was annoyed, she came over and grabbed his coat, threw it on the empty bed next to him, then pointed to the bed in front of him, "Lie down."
Nick had no choice but to take off his shirt and lie on the small wooden bed topless.
The bed was really small. After he got on his stomach, there was almost no space left and right, and his knees were almost hanging outside.
For $999, this is what you get?
Even if it can be reimbursed, Nick couldn't help it: "Is this a crib?"
"No." The girl had already dragged a shelf over, she skillfully unscrewed a bottle, poured some essential oil into her hands, and rubbed her palms together, "This was brought from China by my aunt before her death, according to the It is built by the height and weight of the people of the country."
Nick's eyes widened: "Just this bed? It's been used for decades?"
Didn't collapse? ? ?
"Hey, how do you know it's been used for decades?" The girl stopped rubbing her hands.
Nick realized that he had slipped his tongue.
"Look at this wood." Nick calmly lifted the mattress, pointed to the gray bed legs and said, "It hasn't been used for decades, how can it be so dark?"
The girl just smiled: "You have good observation skills."
She rubbed her hands again, then stood by the bed and began rubbing essential oils on his back.
Nick had shut up.
He silently pondered in his heart how to make a routine for a while.
"What's your name?" Nick asked.
The girl's hands were soft and slender, but they were surprisingly strong. When she massaged his back, they were sore and painful, and he couldn't help but groan.
"It costs more to chat with you," the girl said.
Nick froze for a moment, and then said nonchalantly, "Add more money? How?"
"Ten dollars for a sentence," the girl said, "Ten times as ugly."
Nick wiped his face with the palm of his hand.
He never thought it was a big deal not to be handsome.
But now...he couldn't speak.
"That's right here? The beauty you mentioned, who is prettier than any cover girl I've ever slept with, works here?" A casual voice came from outside the door, quite recognizable, no matter it was the tone or tone, it made everyone Nick couldn't help lifting his spirits.
"Yeah, Tony, come in quickly." The sound of high heels hitting the ground sounded, and a woman with a very sexy voice said.
A man and a woman walked in.
"Meimei! I'll bring you a customer!" The blond beauty appeared at the door, smiling brightly at the girl, then she took a step back and pushed the handsome and proud man in an expensive suit behind him, "Here He comes with a $999 exclusive package!"
Tony Stark.
Genius inventor, rich second generation, playboy, 365 days a year, 24 hours a day, influential figures appearing in various media all the time.
Handsome, rich, and smart man.
Nick didn't think it was a great thing to be handsome and rich before, but now he looked at Tony Stark and felt a little sour in his heart.
"Pep, are you not mistaken?" Tony Stark frowned and said, "You just let me take off my clothes and lie on it in such a shabby place that looks like a beggar's place?"
He was attracted by Pep's use of the word "beauty".
Tomorrow he was going to Afghanistan to discuss business. He was rushing to do research and hadn't slept for two days, but Pep insisted on getting him a massage and seduced him with beautiful women.
Well, he also wanted to know what the girl Pep said was more beautiful than any cover girl he had ever slept with looked like.
But when he came here, he fell on the crude equipment at the first sight, which made him unbearable: "My dear, you used to have a massage here? Like this man, just lay naked on it?"
He said in a very unbelievable tone.
Nick chose to be silent at this time.
"No." Pep shook his head, "I'm a VIP customer with a dedicated suite, which is different from yours."
Tony Stark raised his eyebrows: "How do the VIP customers here handle it? Give me the best."
The girl named Meimei raised her head: "I'm sorry sir, only handsome men and beautiful women can handle VIP customers."
"Wait." There was surprise in Tony Stark's big eyes, "Are you saying sorry to me? You mean I'm not handsome?"
Meimei glanced in his direction, and then casually said: "There are no handsome guys under 1.8 meters."
After hearing this sentence, Nick, who was originally sour in his heart, burst out laughing with a "puchi".
The author has something to say:
本卷涉及的英雄人物及剧情,来自电影《钢铁侠1》《钢铁侠2》《雷神2》《复联1》《复联2》《美队2》《美队3》。
The plot of "Iron Man 1" is about to begin.
Of course, the plot and so on are all floating clouds, mainly talking about the daily routine of the massage girl Meimei's shop~
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