[Comprehensive] I'm so bewitching

Meimei is a very professional person.

She took so much reward, and made a supreme exclusive package for everyone very seriously.

From head to toe, not a single hair is spared!

In the end, Nick looked at his skin that had turned two shades whiter in the mirror, and opened his only eye wide: "I, I didn't want the whitening package!"

He is a black man!

What the hell is making him a black and white mixed race?

My wife will beat him to death when she finds out!

"You're welcome." Meimei showed a sweet smile, "If you were whiter, you wouldn't look so ugly."

Nick: "...Thank you."

"Doctor, how do you feel?" Tony walked to Banner's side and looked at him a few times.

Banner is the Hulk.

He can't be angry.Once angry, he is afraid of himself.

"Well, I don't seem to get angry so easily." Banner took off his gold-rimmed glasses and smiled gently.

He is really a very gentle and gentle person, and people can't help but feel good about him.

And he is very knowledgeable, so knowledgeable that Tony is only willing to talk to him in the Avengers.

"Finally there is someone who can speak human language." Tony's original words were like this.

He was mean.But no one dislikes his meanness, which comes with an irresistible sense of humor and his own charm.

Of course, there is also Tony's "handsome".

Except Steve.

Steve always looked down on Tony: "Can you stop being so complacent? Put away your foolishness and be serious!"

"Old people don't talk to me," Tony said.

Meimei watched them quarrel and found it very interesting.

She was raised as a rice bug in Stark Tower for several months, and she could only play with the artificial intelligence Jarvis, and became very fond of watching.

She no longer wants to be alone in a big empty room.

"Can I go with you?" Meimei asked, "If someone feels uncomfortable, I can give him a massage."

Meimei now knows her own ability, that is her massage technique, which is beyond expectation.

Meimei used to think she was talented, but when she was so talented, even a fool would realize something was wrong.

Besides, Meimei is not stupid, she is just not smart.

"I have supernatural powers, and I also want to join the Avengers." Meimei looked at Tony and said.

Meimei has been brainwashed by Tony for several months. She now has the feeling that Tony is her boss, her manager, her housekeeper, and her nanny.Anyway, there is nothing wrong with asking Tony about something.

As soon as the words came out, the atmosphere was slightly strange.

Tony was the first to laugh, and he winked at Meimei: "Avenger? What are you doing as an Avenger? You don't get paid!"

Of course, after throwing it away, he found that he had thrown it away for nothing, because Meimei couldn't see it.But this was his habit, and besides, there were others watching, so he didn't feel embarrassed, but whistled again.

"Ah? No salary?" Meimei asked in surprise, "S.H.I.E.L.D. is so poor? My God... Then, you superheroes are all working for nothing? Oh, my God, this is simply..."

With an embarrassed look on her face, she thought for a while and said: "I still have some money, I'll go get it right away, no matter what, if you go out on a mission, you can't do without food and drink, and you need wound medicine, and ..."

Before she finished speaking, Tony interrupted: "Hey, let me tell you, where did you put your boss? Do you still need to pay for this little thing?"

"Oh, that's right." Meimei suddenly remembered that her boss was a huge rich man, so she said against her will again: "Boss, you are so handsome!"

However, lying this time was much easier than last time.

"Of course, I'm the single guy most girls in America want to marry, bar none!" Tony said.

Natasha always hated him for interrupting her scar removal project last time, she sneered and said, "Isn't it because you are rich?"

Then the two of them quarreled.

Meimei found it very interesting, sitting there, watching them with relish.

Banner came over and leaned on the table behind Meimei, he chuckled softly: "These people are very interesting, aren't they?"

"Well, it's very interesting!" Meimei nodded vigorously.

Banner glanced at her again. This young oriental girl with a delicate face looked very innocent.

"Have you ever seen the Hulk?" Banner bent down and whispered in her ear, "Very scary! He can knock down a building with one hand! If he wants, he can step on it in a very short time." Flatten a city!"

Meimei shook her head: "I haven't seen it."

Hmm, never seen it.

Then there is no more.

Banner waited for a long time, but he didn't wait for the girl's fourth word. He looked down at her and saw her staring at Natasha and Tony who were arguing with each other, laughing from time to time.

"Aren't you afraid to be in a room with such a person?" Banner asked again.

To be honest, he didn't want to come.

He sometimes loses control of his transformation and wreaks havoc.

He was very afraid that he would transform suddenly and cause harm to his partners, but SHIELD was desperate and sent Natasha and a team to find him, insisting that he come.So, he had to come.

Tony didn't care about his identity, and even stabbed him with a needle to see if he was transformed.

Captain America very responsibly told Tony not to provoke him.

As for the others, they are all human beings, whether they care or not, they can't tell at all.

Only this girl looked young, fair and tender, and Banner couldn't help teasing her.

"But I didn't see it." Meimei blinked, her black pupils looked innocent, "There is no green giant in this room."

Banner was a little speechless.

Did he really have to transform himself into a show for her to know whether she was afraid or not?

Forget it, Banner shrugged and stopped teasing her.

However, he is very interested in Meimei's massage techniques: "I feel that when you massage me, there seems to be a special energy flowing into my body. Are you also a super soldier?"

"I'm not a warrior." Meimei shook her head, "I'm just a masseuse. A very powerful masseuse with special abilities."

Banner was amused by her: "In short, thank you, you make me feel good, I may not change so easily and cause trouble for everyone."

"It's okay to transform." Meimei said, "You can't beat my boss. With my boss around, you can't cause damage."

Meimei is very, very confident in Tony's suit of sky-high battle suit.

This sentence was heard by Tony, he immediately made a gesture of truce to Natasha, and then stepped back to Meimei's side, he was very proud, and said loudly: "That's right! child!"

Natasha sneered: "It's the eyes that recognize pigs!"

Then the two of them quarreled again.

At this time Steve also came over, he glanced at Banner, and wanted to say that he could also resist the Hulk for a while, but he looked down at Meimei's conservative sweater collar, and suddenly forgot what he wanted to say What.

So he was silent for a while, and smiled gently at Meimei: "How are you doing recently, are there any hooligans looking for trouble for you?"

"Hey! Captain! Don't flirt with the blind! Meimei can't see your face!" Tony was arguing with Natasha, and he could still pay attention to Meimei, so he paid a little attention to look over, " Besides, aren't you a rogue yourself?"

Steve, upset, straightened up and joined Tony in the bickering.

Then the room was filled with the sound of chirping and wah-wah.

Nick was not at all trying to mediate.

He did not know where to take out a small mirror, looked left and right, and said to himself: "Will my wife hit me? Will my wife not hit me? Can I hit me? Can't hit me?"

Banner and Meimei were watching from the sidelines.

Later, Banner took out a candy from his pocket, and after thinking about it, he handed it to Meimei.

Meimei took it smoothly, peeled off the candy wrapper, stuffed it into her mouth, and said vaguely: "Thank you."

After arguing for a long time, several people probably felt thirsty and closed their mouths tacitly.

"So, do you want me to join the Avengers?" Seeing that they stopped arguing, Meimei asked.

Tony: "..." Why hasn't this kid forgotten this?

Natasha: "..." How embarrassing.

Steve: "..." Nick did something wrong.

Nick held up the mirror and said to himself: "Wife beats me? Wife doesn't hit me?"

Finally, Banner chuckled lightly, breaking the weird atmosphere: "Of course, you are the core figure of our Avengers. Without you, we would not dare to go to the battlefield."

As soon as the words came out, everyone looked at him.

Banner shrugged innocently: "Isn't it?"

Tony was the first to react, and he said loudly: "Yes! Of course! We will not join the Avengers of S.H.I.E.L.D. We will set up one ourselves!"

After finishing speaking, he raised his hand and said, "I have funds! I have equipment! I have materials! I have technology! I have what I want, who will join me?"

"Me!" Meimei was the first to respond by raising her hand, adding: "Boss, you are so handsome!"

She found that once she praised Tony for being handsome, Tony would be very happy and very generous.

After talking too much, she didn't feel guilty anymore, and Meimei added: "Boss, you are the most handsome man in the universe!"

This sentence directly made Tony laugh from ear to ear.

Natasha looked at Nick.

She was a serious S.H.I.E.L.D. agent, and it didn't seem right to be so rebellious in front of Nick.

But Nick was looking in the mirror and didn't pay attention at all, so Natasha quietly raised a little finger and mouthed: "Count me in."

Steve is not from S.H.I.E.L.D., he is a World War II hero, and everyone has to give him a little face, so he said openly, "Count me in."

They seemed to have forgotten that they were still bickering with Tony just now.

In this way, Tony dug up a senior agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., and also included the Hulk and Captain America.

He looked at Meimei who was smiling with crooked eyes, and said in his heart, this child is blessed!

"Then, let's get on board!" Tony gave an order, and a group of people boarded the aircraft carrier of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Nick was still thinking about it in the mirror, but was dragged by Phil, who had always been an invisible man, and boarded the aircraft carrier.

A big battle is about to kick off.

The author has something to say:

A Fu, a housekeeper far away in England, sent a congratulatory message to Tony Stark, and included a copy of "How to Be a Competent Housekeeper".