[Comprehensive] I'm so bewitching

"Bold and unrestrained?" I turned my head and glanced at Tu Jiaojiao.

Is it possible to ask the maid to cut the roast chicken into small pieces and eat them with chopsticks?

That's Kung Pao Chicken, not Roast Chicken.

Du Jiaojiao immediately came over, grabbed my shoulders, and said with a coquettish smile: "That's right, we always thought that the Palace Master is a noble and glamorous person, even the way he eats is expensive. I didn't expect the Palace Master to eat chicken." It’s so informal.”

"You think too much." I said, unscrewing the other chicken leg.

The correct posture for eating roast chicken is to roll up your sleeves and tear it with your hands, and bite it with big mouthfuls!

The crispy chicken leg is in my hand, chubby and trembling, with white tender meat exposed at the fracture, with clear texture, I couldn't help swallowing, and immediately brought it to my mouth, biting down hard gulp.

"Ah..." I just felt so comfortable that my bones were crisp.

Li Dazui's craftsmanship is awesome!

"Li Dazui, I want to reward you." I couldn't help but love him, looked at him and said, "What reward do you want?"

Li Dazui picked his teeth with a butcher's knife, thought for a while, and said, "Palace Master, give me a corpse, I want to eat human flesh."

"Get out!" As soon as he finished speaking, he was slapped by Tu Jiaojiao, "Did you forget that just now the Palace Master said that human flesh is not tasty, and we don't like to eat it. Who did you make it for? For you Do you eat it by yourself? Can you eat it all by yourself? There is so much meat on a person's body, if you can't finish it, it will be wasted. If you deliberately kill a person for your own appetite, are you guilty or not?"

"Oh, I forgot." Li Dazui said melancholy, "I seemed to say just now that I will never eat human flesh anymore? Sigh."

"Small idea." I said calmly while biting the chicken leg, "I have too much meat on my body, can't finish it? Then eat the children. There are two white and tender children in the palace, who were spoiled and spoiled. The quality of the meat should be good. Please teach me well. When it is killed, I will make human flesh for you."

Li Dazui flicked his teeth for a moment, then covered his mouth and cried out in pain: "Ouch, my mouth!"

From his mouth, Hulala was bleeding.

He had accidentally scratched his lips just now, which made his unusually large mouth even more terrifying, as if he had just eaten a child.

But I saw that he was only stubborn, but he was actually a very timid person.

"Haha, what kind of human flesh do you eat, human flesh is not as good as chicken." Tu Jiaojiao said with a smile, and greeted me to eat, "Palace Master, try this. I will pour a glass of wine for Palace Master, and Palace Master will have a drink."

While eating roast chicken and drinking, I just felt extremely happy.

"Tu Jiaojiao, I don't want you to go now." I put my arm on her shoulders and said, "You are good-looking, and you are very interesting. Otherwise, you can stay and accompany me in Yihua Palace." forever?"

Du Jiaojiao's brows and eyes crooked with a smile: "Okay! This is Jiaojiao's honor!"

She smiled very brightly, as if she really thought so.

But I haven't forgotten how Yan Nantian became a useless person.No matter how harmless these people looked, they were vicious and cunning.

After eating and drinking, I stood up and said, "Thank you for your hospitality. It's getting late, go to bed early."

"I'll send the palace lord off!" Du Jiaojiao stood up, held my arm, and said enthusiastically.

Li Dazui and Haha'er also stood up: "Palace Master, walk slowly."

Du Sha also stood up and said, "Tu Jiaojiao, after you send the Palace Master back, come back early."

"Got it." Du Jiaojiao waved her hand impatiently, supported my hand, and sent me out with a smile.

She is very warm to me.

I don't yet know why.

But I think she probably has no ill intentions towards me.After all, this is Yihua Palace, and I am Yaoyue.It was precisely because they were brought by me that they were able to leave the Valley of the Wicked and live a bright and aboveboard life.

It is easy to go from frugality to extravagance, but it is difficult to go from extravagance to frugality. They must not want to offend me, be hunted down by the rivers and lakes, and have to hide in the Valley of the Wicked.

This is enough.

I talked and laughed with her all the way back to the yard.

Du Jiaojiao was very considerate, and took me all the way to the house, and even helped me remove my hairpin and clothes.Moreover, she said in her mouth: "The palace master is really beautiful. This appearance is so beautiful that the fairies in the sky can't help but be jealous. It's a pity that I, Tu Jiaojiao, are neither male nor female. Otherwise, I must pursue someone like the palace master." Great beauty!"

I was very happy being coaxed by her, leaning against the bed and laughing non-stop, letting her help me remove the hairpin and undress.

"Palace Master, after Xiao Yu'er and Wu Que recover from their injuries, are you going to take them out to play?" Du Jiaojiao asked.

I nodded: "Yes."

"Then, can you bring us with you?" Tu Jiaojiao leaned over, smiling brows and eyes, full of flattery, "We haven't dared to go out of the Valley of the Wicked all these years, and we are suffocated to death. I really want to go out in a fair manner. have a look."

"You won't do bad things behind my back, will you?" I half raised my eyelids and said.

Du Jiaojiao waved her hands again and again: "Why? We've changed our minds now, and we won't go out and do bad things."

"Alright then." I agreed.

"Thank you Palace Master!" Du Jiaojiao hurriedly said, she was very happy, and said: "I'm afraid Palace Master will forget it when he wakes up, so I won't leave, I will stay outside the door. Wait until tomorrow morning The palace lord is awake, I will remind the palace lord again."

She said it so frankly that it made people angry.

"Forget it, you can sleep with me." I raised my hand and pointed to the inside of the bed, "The bed is very big, more than enough to sleep three or four people."

Du Jiaojiao was even happier, and she responded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, thank you Palace Master."

The lights were turned off, and the two of us slept side by side.

Du Jiaojiao was wearing a bellyband and obscene trousers. I could see her amazingly curved chest and plump body. She was really a woman.

Then, the place with the characteristics of a man should be there.

In the dimness, my eyes moved down, and after looking at it for a while, I sighed secretly.

Can't see.

Forget it, how can I, the majestic Mistress of Yihua Palace, do such things as peeping?

sleep.

In order to avoid doing something inappropriate in my sleep, I moved out on purpose, a little far away from her.

But Du Jiaojiao said: "The palace lord is so far away from me, is it because he is afraid that I will cheat on the palace lord at night?"

"No, I'm afraid I'm cheating on you." I turned over and said to her.

Du Jiaojiao immediately started giggling. She leaned closer to me, lowered her voice, and said in a seductive voice, "Would the palace master want to know what I look like?"

My heart tightened immediately!

miss you!

Of course I do!

I have never seen a man and a woman at the same time!

But before I could speak, there was a knock on the door, and Du Sha's cold voice came in: "Tu Jiaojiao? You should go back."

"I hate it!" Du Jiaojiao said angrily, sat up, and shouted out: "I'm not going back! The Palace Master let me stay for one night!"

Outside the door, Du Sha's voice paused for a moment before he said, "Are you sure?"

"Of course!" Du Jiaojiao said, she stretched out her hand and pushed me, "Palace Master, tell him that you kept me."

I turned towards the door and said, "It's okay, let Jiaojiao stay with me for one night."

There was no sound outside the door.

"Hmph, it's really annoying." Du Jiaojiao lay down again, covered the quilt, and began to complain to me, "Boss Du is the most annoying."

I was a little curious, so I asked, "Does Du Sha have the highest martial arts? When I fought against you, I didn't think so? Why did you let him be the boss?"

"It's just a title." Du Jiaojiao explained, "It's not because of his good martial arts that we made him the boss. It's because he is big and has a big appetite, so we made him the boss."

"Oh, that's it." I nodded.

Looking back, Du Sha's stature was taller than all of them, and he was already close to Yan Nantian.However, he is not as thick-backed as Yan Nantian, and his figure is more even.Let's put it this way, Yan Nantian looks like a wild man, and Du Sha looks more like a Wu Gongzi.

"What was Du Sha's background before he became one of the four villains?" I was a little curious, so I asked Du Jiaojiao.

He looks very proud, and his demeanor is not like Yeluzi. He is smart and cruel, and he always feels that he should have a special past.

"What is Palace Master asking about him? He is not a good person, Palace Master should not be interested in him." Tu Jiaojiao yawned as she spoke, "Go to sleep, I have to teach two little devils tomorrow."

Then she fell asleep.

Also snore slightly.

I pouted and closed my eyes.

The next morning, when I woke up, I saw that Du Jiaojiao was already getting dressed.Bright light passed through the window, passed through the curtain, and hit Du Jiaojiao's chest.Such a white, tender, soft, and amazingly curved place trembled and was about to fall as she put on the clothes.

I can't take my eyes off it.

Now I kind of regret that I'm not a man anymore.

If I were a man, I could reach out and squeeze her. She would only call me a hooligan, not a pervert.

"Palace Master, do you still remember what you promised me last night?" Du Jiaojiao leaned towards me and gently rubbed my arm with her trembling place, "You said, wait until Xiao Yu'er and Wu Que recover from their injuries." Come on, take us out to play together?"

I said nothing.

When she started squeezing my arm, I had that wonderful experience.

When I was done, I cleared my throat and said, "I remember."

"Thank you Palace Master!" Du Jiaojiao jumped out of bed happily, opened the door and ran outside, "I'll tell Dazui and the others the good news!"

I looked at her figure running out and felt extremely happy.

She is so cute.

Even the fact that Jiang Feng and Yue Nu left without saying hello and leaving a letter didn't spoil my good mood at all.

The letter is very simple, to the effect that they thank me for taking care of Yan Nantian and the two children. The couple are going out to find that traitor Jiang Qin. The money they owe me will not be repaid in this life, and they will definitely be a cow in the next life. The horse rewarded me.

They also left a letter for Xiao Yu'er and Wu Que, basically telling them to listen to me and study hard, but not to be a big villain, but to be a chivalrous hero in the future, like Yan Nantian.

I curled my lips and asked someone to send these letters to Xiao Yu'er and Wu Que.

Shao Yao was by my side and said softly, "They have been let go. Next, do you want to send someone to deliver a letter to Jiang Qin?"