[Comprehensive] I'm so bewitching

Wu Que is very smart.

He quickly understood what kind of story I wanted to hear, and every time he made it up in a bizarre, tortuous, and unimaginable direction.

I had a great time along the way.

Until they met Xiao Yu'er and Du Jiaojiao.

We met them in a wood outside Murong Mountain Villa.

At that time, Xiao Yu'er spread his legs apart, clutching the waistband of his trousers, and was about to urinate.

Between his feet lay a young man in black, who was angrily saying, "You kill me!"

"You are not afraid of death, why should I kill you?" Xiao Yu'er said with a smile, "I like to torture people the most. Seeing that you are so afraid of being insulted, I will give you a golden rain."

He quickly undid the belt and reached inside to get the thing out.

"Aunt Tu, don't look at me, okay, I won't be able to urinate if you do this." Xiao Yu'er maintained the posture of holding his pants in one hand and picking up things in the other, begging Du Jiaojiao who was not far away.

Du Jiaojiao glared at him: "What? I can't see it? That treasure of yours is very rare? I haven't seen anything since you were a child?" At this point, she shook off the iron fan and fanned it slowly. , "Besides, I'm not without it."

"That's right!" Xiao Yu'er suddenly opened his eyes wide, and said curiously, "Aunt Tu, you have both a man's treasure and a woman's half, so when you urinate, how do you urinate?"

Wucai and I were not far away from them, and we also heard these words.

My whole heart is raised!

yes!Good question!Did Du Jiaojiao urinate with men's things, or with women's organs?

I've known her for so many years, but I still don't know what she looks like underneath, I'm so curious!

He pricked up his ears and listened attentively.

"You little bastard, are you entertaining me?" Du Jiaojiao closed the iron fan, walked over, grabbed Xiao Yu'er by the collar, and knocked him on the head, "Little bastard, lawless you!"

That's why I won't say anything.

I'm a little disappointed.

"Aunt Tu, Xiao Yu'er." At this moment, Wu Que said.

Both Du Jiaojiao and Xiao Yu'er looked this way.

"Palace Master!"

"Big aunt!"

I smiled slightly and walked over: "Why are you here? Didn't you go to get something?"

"The things are brought! Aunt Tu said that you are not in Yihua Palace now, so we came here." Xiao Yu'er said, and took out a fist-sized metal ball from the pocket on his back, and handed it to I.

I looked down and didn't answer.

He just picked out the bird with this hand without washing his hands at all.

I'm a bit disgusted, Xiao Yu'er usually dresses casually, why is she so sloppy?

"You keep it first." I took a look, then raised my head, "Give it to me when I return to the palace."

Xiao Yu'er didn't notice my disgust, and replied with a smile: "Yes."

I looked at Du Jiaojiao and gave her a sincere smile: "Thank you, Jiaojiao."

"Palace Master, you're being polite." Du Jiaojiao smiled, and her face became a little dignified, as if she had something to say, but she didn't know whether to say it or not.

I asked, "What's the matter? Tell me what you have to say."

Du Jiaojiao said: "After Xiao Yu'er and I returned to the Tu family, all the Tu family members were dead. At that time, a group of people were fighting for this thing. I looked at the clothes of a group of people, as if they were from the palace. Ouchi guard."

"How did this thing have something to do with the palace?" I frowned.

This palace is not that palace, but the imperial palace.

"I don't know." Du Jiaojiao said a little worriedly, "The group of people are very skilled, they are bound to get this thing, Xiao Yu'er and I took a lot of effort to get it back. I'm afraid it's not over yet."

My heart is also a little heavy.

In the arena, Yihua Palace dares to be the second, and no sect dares to be the first.

But when the imperial court is involved, this matter will be difficult to handle.

"We'll discuss it later." I said, looking ahead, "Who is that person?"

Xiao Yu'er evoked an evil smile, ran over to the young man in black, bent down to look at him and asked, "Hey, my eldest aunt asked who you are, why don't you tell me quickly?"

The young man in black said to himself: "You are Jiang Xiaoyu from Yihua Palace. The person who can make you respectful and called 'big aunt' is the owner of Yihua Palace, Yaoyue."

"Since you know, why don't you tell me honestly who you are?" Xiao Yu'er snorted.

The young man in black said proudly: "Although my black spider is not as capable as Yihuagong, I am still a tough guy with strong bones! Or, you let me go! If you ask me like this, I won't say it! "

"Are you a tough guy with strong bones? Hmph, my eldest aunt hates tough guys the most." Xiao Yu'er gritted her teeth and said, untied the dagger, and pulled it out, "In that case, I'll take your skin off, Dig out your bones and see if you are made of iron bones?"

As he spoke, he raised his hand and thrust the dagger into the leg of the young man who claimed to be a black spider!

I shifted my gaze to the face of the black spider, and saw that he closed his eyes abruptly and clenched his teeth tightly, obviously preparing to suffer this.

"Hmph, the bones are still quite hard." Xiao Yu'er's knife pierced his pants and stopped outside his skin, "I have seen too many hypocritical villains, I respect you for being a man, I won't kill you."

After finishing speaking, he tapped the black spider's body a few times, unlocking the black spider's acupoints.

Black Spider straightened up like a carp, and immediately stood up.With a bit of resentment on his face, he lowered his head and patted the dirt on his body, pursed his lips and said nothing.

"Black Spider, I've heard the name before." I walked towards them and said, "Many people in Jianghu will ask you to mediate when they encounter troubles. Many grievances and grievances will be turned into small ones in your hands. "

I really know him.

This person, I once really wanted to recruit him to Yihua Palace and be the head of the diplomatic corps.

He is too good at doing things, quick-witted, chivalrous, and calm and reliable. He is a very capable person.

However, according to the information I sent someone to inquire about, he was working for Murong Villa, so there was no possibility of poaching him.

"Black Spider, pay homage to the Palace Master." Hearing what I said, Black Spider straightened his expression, walked towards me, and bowed down to me.

I nodded slightly: "We have received an invitation card, and we are here to celebrate the birthday of Master Murong. You must be familiar with the terrain here, right? Then please show us the way."

Black Spider respectfully said: "Yes."

Then he led the way.

Xiao Yu'er walked beside me with great interest, talking about anecdotes on the road all the time. He was chattering, and it didn't take half an hour for me to make my brain hurt.

"Shut up," I said.

Xiao Yu'er said with an aggrieved face: "Auntie, I miss you so much, don't you miss me? Don't you have a word to say to me?"

My heart moved, and I turned to look at him.

"Xiao Yu'er, I met a girl who is very beautiful and good at playing." I said, "She set three conditions for Wu Que, but Wu Que only fulfilled two, do you think she is smart? "

Xiao Yu'er's eyes lit up immediately: "Is that so? Which condition makes it difficult for you to be perfect?"

I told him about my encounter with Zhang Jing.

"Ha ha ha! No wonder Wu Que lost!" Xiao Yu'er patted his thigh and laughed, his whole body was laughing backwards and forwards, very disfigured, "How could Big Auntie kiss him? Kiss on the mouth?"

Wu Que's face changed due to his smile, and he said, "If it were you, it might not be possible to win."

"Hmph, I'm not like you, gentleman Pianpian." Xiao Yu'er said with her arms crossed, "If she poses this problem to me, I will..."

"How about you?" Wu Que asked.

Xiao Yu'er rolled his eyes, and suddenly said: "I won't tell you!"

"Hey, big aunt, do you like her very much?" Xiao Yu'er moved closer to me again and talked to me, "She let you have a good relationship, offending you like this, you didn't even beat her to death, you like her very much Yeah?"

Xiao Yu'er is very good at trying to figure out people's minds.I was seen to be interested, and I didn't think it was strange. I nodded and admitted: "Yes, I like her very much."

"Then ask her to join us in Yihua Palace!" Xiao Yu'er narrowed her eyes and clapped her hands together, "I don't have a girl who serves tea and water by my aunt's side, so I can ask her to do it."

Asking beautiful and lovely girls to serve me tea and water... oops, it's exciting to think about it.

"I'm afraid she won't." I said, "Why don't you marry her back, I watched you grow up, you are my half-son, and she is my half-daughter-in-law. Ask her to give her a gift every day. I'll serve tea and water, and there's nothing to say."

Xiao Yu'er fully agreed: "Okay! When I see her, I will marry her back to the palace immediately!"

"Why do you have to do that?" At this moment, Wu Que said, "Auntie wants to ask someone else to take care of her, so there is no need to be so troublesome, as long as you show her some flair, can she still be disobedient?"

Xiao Yu'er squinted over: "Big aunt likes her so much, she definitely doesn't want to make her suffer. I think big aunt wants her to serve her willingly, instead of timidly and obediently."

Wu Que was immediately at a loss for words.

"Am I right, big aunt?" Xiao Yu'er approached with a smile on her face, flattering her.

I glanced at him and said, "This matter is as important as the task I gave you."

The two of them want to shirk and refuse to marry Murong Jiu, pretending I can't hear it?

It's too tender to play tricks here.

"Anyway, I want these two girls." I said firmly.

No matter who they marry, anyway, Zhang Jing and Murong Jiu have to enter Wo Yi Hua Palace.

Xiao Yu'er and Wu Que looked at each other, one shrugged and the other was expressionless.