[Comprehensive] I'm so bewitching

The girl named Zhang Jing has big eyes rolling around, and she has a wicked idea at a glance.

She made three demands, as long as I can do it, she will let Tie Xinlan go.

Without thinking too much, I agreed.

It's not that I want to help Tie Xinlan so much, but that I want them to leave quickly and not block the way of my eldest aunt and me.

Zhang Jing's first request was to let me be independent as a golden rooster. She asked someone to push me, but I couldn't fail.

I am very confident.

But what made me helpless was that my aunt actually wanted to be the one who pushed me.

Does she like Zhang Jing so much?Help her not help me!

And she pretended not to know me!

Fortunately, Zhang Jing didn't ask her to help, and asked many passers-by to push me. Of course, I didn't fall down.

Seeing that I did the first thing, she made the following request.

The second request was for me to bring back a bowl of porridge without touching the ground. I did it without difficulty.

The third request is too much, she wants me to kiss my eldest aunt!

And it's just a kiss!

I was dumbfounded at the time!

Kiss Auntie!

And it's a kiss!

How can I...how can I do this?

It was as if the secret deep in my heart had been revealed, and I was filled with intense anger. It was just an unnecessary mediation, but now I have to take care of it!

I can't make it easy for someone who makes such nasty demands!

But let me kiss my eldest aunt in public, I can't do it.

I can't do that either.

Just when I was hesitating, my aunt walked up to me, stretched out an arm, hooked my neck, and pulled me to bend over.

"Big aunt?" I've never been so close to her, I just feel the sweat on my forehead and my face is hot.

She stared at me with her beautiful eyes and said, "What big aunt? Am I very old? Call me big sister!"

Big... big sister?

She made up her mind not to recognize me?

I was very helpless, I didn't know what she wanted to do, did she really want to kiss me?

But Xiao Yu'er has never kissed her before, will I be the first to kiss her?

I was so flustered that I didn't dare to look at her, my whole body was as stiff as a stone, as if someone had acupuncture points on me, and I couldn't even move.

Just as I was trying to convince myself to obey my aunt's strength and bend down again so that she could kiss me, Zhang Jing suddenly said, "Oh! She ran away after being messed up by you!"

After finishing speaking, she stomped her feet, separated from the crowd and chased out.

I was a little dazed.

Unspeakable loss in my heart.

"Auntie?" I couldn't help calling.

She gave me a blank look: "What are you doing? Do you really think I'm going to kiss you? Use your brains, I've watched you grow up since you were a child, and when you are like a son, can I say it?"

It was only then that I realized that she never thought of kissing me from the beginning to the end. The reason why she did that was to cover Tie Xinlan and make it easier for her to escape.

My heart was cold, and the heat that rushed to my head had faded away. I was indescribably disappointed and depressed. I lowered my eyes and dared not look at her: "Eldest aunt is witty, and I admire her."

Next, I have been lack of energy.

I was very sad because of what my aunt said, "I watched you grow up and treated you like a son." Be a son?

If it was Xiao Yu'er instead of me today, would she kiss him?

What made me even more uncomfortable was that Xiao Yu'er probably wouldn't panic and hesitate at all, but hugged the eldest aunt and kissed her directly, right?

The more I thought about it, the more uncomfortable I became, and I couldn't even eat.

The eldest aunt noticed my abnormality and thought that I fell in love with Tie Xinlan, and was sad because she left without saying goodbye.

How can it be?

A thief who steals people's things and doesn't even have any basic manners, how can I like her?

Which eye did my aunt see that I liked her?

I feel even more uncomfortable.

"Wu Que, don't forget that we have a mission to go out this time." Finally, she reminded me.

This sentence finally made me feel better.

It was a very wise decision for me to help Tie Xinlan but not Zhang Jing, which saved me from a catastrophe—if I had helped Zhang Jing instead of Tie Xinlan, I am afraid that my eldest aunt would not have mentioned any tasks or not .

After all, there is only one Murong Jiu, only one of Xiao Yuer and I should marry her, and the other should marry Zhang Jing.

I "like" Tie Xinlan, at least I can temporarily escape the catastrophe.

Next, my aunt treated me a lot colder.

I think it's because I see girls differently from her.She likes Zhang Jing, and I like Tie Xinlan.

I couldn't help but think, what am I in her heart?Is it just a tool to take advantage of?

I couldn't help but think of my little aunt again, it was my little aunt before I grew up, she loved me so much, she had no other purpose, she just loved me because I was handsome and cute.

Big Aunt never would, not even pretend.

An atmosphere of silence spread among us, and I wanted to break the silence, but I couldn't do anything.At this time, I suddenly envied Xiao Yu'er, he was always able to surround the eldest aunt shamelessly, no matter whether it was to please her or to annoy her, he would never let such a silent and boring atmosphere appear.

"Tell me a story." After a while, the eldest aunt seemed unable to bear the weird atmosphere and said.

Suddenly hearing her speak, my heart skipped a beat, and I said in embarrassment, "I don't know how to tell stories."

"Edit." The eldest aunt said only one word.

This is really the style of the eldest aunt. I thought about the word "make up" in my heart. Her domineering, her take it for granted, her domineering, I don't know why I want to laugh.

Then I worked hard to make up stories, trying to make her laugh like Xiao Yuer.

But instead of smiling, she looked at me with sympathetic eyes.

"Come on, big aunt will tell you a story," she said.

That meaning seems to say, "Auntie let you open your eyes."

I'm a little excited, and a little bit looking forward to it—I'm afraid Xiao Yu'er has never been treated like this before, right? !

My aunt told me a story.

There are rabbits, roses and big bears in the story.

At first, I thought that there would be two rabbits who would have a fate because of the roses, live together since then, and give birth to a lot of little rabbits, living a happy and happy life.

Unexpectedly, the big bear is the protagonist. The central content of this story is that a big bear was accidentally stabbed in the foot by a rose, and from then on he lived a life of shitting and having rabbits wipe his ass.

I spent a long time trying to figure out the logic of this story, but I failed.

I don't see any logic in it at all!

After the eldest aunt finished speaking, she smiled and asked me: "Does it sound good?"

What can I say?I nodded and said, "That sounds good."

"Okay, it's your turn." The eldest aunt said with satisfaction.

She asked me to make up a story for her, which is as exciting as the one by Big Bear.

At that time, my breath was disturbed, and a branch under my feet was broken.

This is a very unforgivable mistake for us martial arts practitioners.

I bit the bullet and told her one messy story after another.

Later, I found out her preferences, the worse the logic, the more unbelievable the trend, the more she likes to listen.

She was the most impatient with the logical and logical stories.

In her own words, it is: "What's the value of listening to this kind of story that can be guessed from the beginning to the end?"

I racked my brains to make up stories, like when two little pigs went on a picnic, they met a hunter, one little pig lifted up the other and threw it at the hunter, the hunter shot and killed the little pig, and then I happily ate roast pork with another little pig and spent a happy day.

Some big aunts like it very much, some don't like it, but most of the time she is satisfied, and she becomes more and more pleasant to me.

Just when I was racking my brains and couldn't make up a story, I finally arrived at Murong Villa.

I quietly breathed a sigh of relief.

We met Xiao Yuer and Aunt Tu outside Murong Villa.

When meeting them, Xiao Yu'er was about to piss on a man's face.

I subconsciously looked at the eldest aunt, but saw that she had no intention of avoiding it. It seemed that whether it was Xiao Yuer taking off his pants or urinating to bully others, it was not a big deal.

I couldn't help but think of what she said again: "I watched you grow up, and I treated you like a son."

She not only regards me as her son, but also Xiao Yuer as her son?

After holding back the unhappiness all the way, it disappeared immediately.

I finally did not lose to Xiao Yuer.

When I entered the Murong Mountain Villa, I sat next to my aunt. When I saw a chicken leg on the table, I picked one up. As usual, I cut it into small pieces and piled it in a bowl, and handed it to my aunt.

After finishing these, I looked towards Xiao Yuer.He was really upset and snorted at me with a cold face.

I am very happy.Even if he didn't admit it, I still won the game.

Aunt Tu found out his displeasure and laughed at him very unceremoniously. He followed my example and tore a chicken leg for my eldest aunt.

It's a pity that the eldest aunt doesn't eat it.

so happy!

But I was not happy for too long, because my aunt was in a coma. Although she was in good health, she couldn't wake up no matter what.

Xiao Yu'er's face was extremely ugly, I've never seen him with such an ugly face, he told me to take care of the aftermath, and he left with his eldest aunt in his arms.

I wanted to keep up too, but had to stay and deal with the aftermath.

After finishing it in a hurry, I traveled day and night and returned to Yihua Palace.

I learned the reason why my aunt was in a coma—she had practiced the soul-shifting method, and her body was already a shell, and my aunt's soul had gone to nowhere.

When I first knew all this, I didn't believe it.How could there be such a strange skill in the world?With Eldest Aunt's cleverness and prudence, how could she believe it?

But Aunt Tu will not lie to us.

Xiao Yu'er was very angry, his eyes were full of anger and resentment, he scolded Aunt Tu away, the other three masters also scolded away, Uncle Yan also drove away, and everything he didn't like scolded away.

Is it enough to scold and walk away?

I beat Uncle Yan.

I hate him. If he hadn't told my aunt that she was not old, maybe my aunt wouldn't be able to practice soul-shifting Dafa.

In Yihua Palace, there is no one who does not know the grievances and enmities between the eldest aunt and Uncle Yan back then.Even though the eldest aunt is now with Master Du and is no longer with Uncle Yan, but Uncle Yan is her first love, and when Uncle Yan became a useless person, the eldest aunt who valued money paid a lot of money to treat him .

The eldest aunt still cared about Uncle Yan in her heart, so it was so hateful for Uncle Yan to say such a thing!

"You are never allowed to appear within the scope of Yihua Palace again!" I defeated Uncle Yan and said to him coldly.

He looked at me with complicated eyes: "Wu Que, people cannot be resurrected after death, you are in mourning..."

"Get out!" I interrupted him.

Big aunt is not dead!she will be back!