[Comprehensive] I'm so bewitching
Chapter 510
Thor, nicknamed Sledgehammer, enters with a hammer in his hand.He was very tall, with muscular body, blond hair and blue eyes, and he was ridiculously handsome.
As soon as he came in, all the male protagonists stared at him.
Duanlang looked him up and down a few times, and curled his lips: "What's the use of being good-looking? It looks stupid at first glance. Even if Xianxian likes him, he will dump him soon."
Sledgehammer didn't quite understand what he was talking about, but he heard a little bit of bad taste, and immediately laughed.The steps that were originally going towards Tony and the others also turned towards Duanlang.
He didn't say anything, just put his hammer on Duanlang's stomach: "Smart man, help me get the hammer, don't let someone steal it." After speaking, he winked at Duanlang.
Duanlang, whose stomach was pressed down by the hammer, obviously didn't feel very heavy, but he couldn't lift it up!Being pressed down by the hammer, the whole person is like being nailed to the seat, unable to move!
He suddenly became annoyed, and glared at the sledgehammer: "What kind of magic did you use!"
"No, it's an immortal technique." Sledgehammer sat down next to Steve, and Chong Duanlang shook his finger, "It's an immortal technique from Asgard."
Originally Duanlang ended up in such a mess, the others were very happy to see it happen.After all, he is handsome and arrogant, but he is the only male protagonist who has never suffered. Everyone is jealous of him.
But after a long time, they were also very interested, and they stepped forward one after another, trying to pick up the hammer.
None of Tony's table tried it.Not only because they are with the sledgehammer, but also because they have tried it before.
The other table, starting from Xiaoyuer, tried one by one.No matter whether it was the hulking Yan Nantian or the magic master Voldemort, they didn't pick them up.Zhang Wuji didn't stand up, Qing Jiao was the same as him, neither of them moved.
"Aren't you going to try?" Zhang Wuji turned to Qing Jiao and asked.
Ever since he knew that Qing Jiao was the hero of the full text, and the heroine was with him in the end, Zhang Wuji felt unhappy.It turned out that not only was he not the eldest brother, he was not even in the top three. He was ranked in the 90th place!
Forget it, it wasn't him who was with the heroine in the end!He would like to see, what is this ordinary-looking man capable of?
Qing Jiao glanced at him, nodded slightly, and lifted his finger, and immediately the hammer that no one could do anything about flew up, hanging in mid-air!
Everyone was stunned!
Sledgehammer even stood up in surprise, looked at Qing Jiao and asked, "Who are you? Why can you afford my hammer?"
This hammer was enchanted by his father, Odin, the king of the gods. Only those who meet the standard can hold it.
"I'm the hero." Qing Jiao smiled at him.With a slight movement of the finger, the hammer immediately flew in front of the sledgehammer.
The sledgehammer stretched out his hand and grabbed the hammer in his hand.Still hesitant, he sat down slowly.
"Okay, now the awarding ceremony begins!" The director stepped onto the stage, clapped his hands, and announced.
"Wait!" The male protagonists below stopped one after another, "Where is the female protagonist?"
"Yes, isn't Xianxian coming?"
"Where's our beauty?"
"I want to see Lily."
There was a mess below, the director pressed down with his hands hard, and after a while, he said, "She has something to do today, so she won't come."
"How about that?"
"She said it before!"
"I came here for her! If I had known she wouldn't come, I wouldn't have come!"
The director was embarrassed, and glanced at Qing Jiao: "She really has something to do."
Several people were keenly aware of his gaze, and immediately looked at Qing Jiao.Zhang Wuji was sitting next to him, and asked, "Where is Zhiruo?"
Qing Jiao's face was light: "She can't come."
"You did it?" Zhang Wuji gritted his teeth and asked.
The corners of Qing Jiao's lips curled up, and a look of light flashed in his eyes: "Yes, I 'did it'."
Who told her to be disobedient?He always thinks he is ugly, how can he bear it?
Zhang Wuji said something ambiguous, his face was livid with anger, he grabbed Qing Jiao by the collar, and said coldly: "She doesn't belong to you alone!"
"She is." Qing Jiao waved his hand away, "Don't you understand? There is only one hero in the whole play, and that is me."
After speaking, he stood up and walked to the stage.
After looking around among the many trophies, he took the "Most Handsome Actor Award" in his hand.
"She's still waiting for me to go home and cook." Qing Jiao said to the director, "I'm leaving first."
The director was shocked: "You can't go! Put down the trophy—"
But before he finished speaking, Qing Jiao stepped off the stage.
"You can't leave! This award is mine!" Duanlang stood up and stopped in front of him.
Xiao Yu'er also came over: "You are too arrogant!"
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, don't you know?" Qing Jiao raised her eyebrows, "I am the male protagonist, the love of her life, and the only man she has ever loved. Of course I am the most handsome."
He hooked his lips, and a golden door appeared in front of him, and he walked in.
He disappeared.
"hateful!"
"Excessive!"
Everyone else was furious.
"Oh!" At this moment, a hostess exclaimed, "The trophy in my hand is gone!"
When everyone surrounded Qing Jiao, someone stole the "Best Popular Actor Award".
Everyone looked around and found that no one was holding the trophy.
"It's Loki!" At this moment, Sledgehammer looked around and said suddenly.
As soon as he reminded everyone, everyone remembered that there is another man who can invisibility.
Sure enough, as soon as the sledgehammer said, a thin and tall figure appeared at the door, he bent over very gentlemanly, his dark green eyes showed a little cunning: "It's an honor to win the 'Most Popular Actor Award', thank you everyone support."
"Who supports you?"
"Hand over the trophy!"
Tony put on part of the armor directly, raised his palm cannon and blasted at Loki.
But it was too late, Loki disappeared in place, his shot was empty.
"Damn it!" Tony yelled angrily.
"I'm going to chase him!" The sledgehammer swung the hammer and chased him out.
All of a sudden, two trophies were missing, and everyone's faces were not very good-looking.
"I thought the trophy was awarded, but did you claim it by yourself?" Tom stood on the stage, glanced at the trophy, and grabbed the "Most Powerful Actor Award".
"Stop!" Seeing the chaos, the director got a little angry, "Aren't you paying attention to me?"
Yes, no one took him seriously.
Anyway, the filming of the movie is over, and the salary has been paid, so who cares about him?
Everyone fought.
Zhang Wuji snatched the "Most Affectionate Actor Award".
Yan Nantian won the "Most Sad Actor Award", but Wu Que held the other end of the trophy, looked at him and said, "Uncle Yan, you are not sad, you are just cowardly."
Yan Nantian showed embarrassment: "What do you know?"
"I read your script." Wu Que said.
Yan Nantian blushed and let go resentfully, giving up the trophy to Wu Que.
"I'm the saddest one. I've stood in the shadow of my brother all my life, and my aunt never gave me a second look." Holding the trophy, Wu Que drank alone.
Bucky walked up to him and held out his hand to him: "I'm sadder than you, give me the trophy."
"What's wrong with you?" Wu Que looked up at him and asked.
Bucky told him his experience: "When I first fell in love with her, I fell off a cliff, broke a hand, and was brainwashed into a bad person and a big fat face. Then I finally met her Get married, and someone will always look like me and climb into her bed."
Wu Que didn't feel sympathy, he curled his lips and said, "That's called incompetence, not sadness."
He hugged the trophy tightly, not giving it to Bucky.
Bucky was very sad, turned around and threw himself into Steve's arms: "Everyone bullies me."
"Hey, don't cry, I will always be by your side." Steve comforted.
Tony, Natasha, and Banner, who were planning to step forward to help their friends grab the trophy, shrugged when they saw this.
"Nothing, I'm leaving." Tony looked down at his watch, turned around and left.
Natasha held Banner's arm: "My dear, we can't get enough food here, shall we change to another place?"
Banner nodded: "Okay."
The two left arm in arm.
Xiao Yuer and James fought for the "Wistest Actor Award".
"I'm the smartest!" Xiao Yu'er said, "Even my eldest aunt is not as smart as me!"
James said calmly: "But you didn't abduct the heroine."
Xiao Yuer: "..."
James won the award for the smartest actor.
On the other side, Duanlang and Yang Guo fought for the "Most Favorite Actor Award".
"I don't want to fight with you!" Duanlang said, "I was supposed to win the 'Most Handsome Actor Award', but I was snatched away by that ugly monster!"
"Me too." Yang Guo said.
Yang Guo felt that he was wronged.In terms of appearance, he must be the tallest since he was targeted by Fu Mei when he was only six years old.In terms of affection, he is not bad at all.In terms of grief, the blood all over his body from being abused by Fumei has vomited three reincarnations.When it comes to wisdom, Aunt Guo has praised him.However, these trophies are far away from him, he didn't grab them, so he can only compete with Duanlang for the most favored actor award.
Just as he was about to win, a brown-haired puppy ran in, jumped up, and bit Yang Guo's hand.
"Ouch!" Yang Guo called out, subconsciously letting go of his hand.
Duan Lang took the opportunity to hold the trophy in his arms, and looked at the brown-haired puppy in surprise: "Bong Brown, you're here too?"
Brown palm jumped onto his shoulder and patted his face with his paw: "Wow."
Duanlang was very relieved, and rubbed against it: "Thank you."
Yang Guo hugged the hand that had been bitten out of two holes, and was very angry: "Director! What's going on! Fumei will come as promised, but she didn't come! We agreed to get one trophy for each person, but there are only seven!"
The director is an ordinary person, without magic, immortality, or martial arts, he has long been hiding in a corner.
Hearing this, he was also very angry, stood up and said, "Blame me? I called her, and she agreed to come, but Qing Jiao... can't get out of bed, what can I do? As for the trophy, there are seven male protagonists in total. I'm preparing seven, what's wrong? Those who are not the male lead snatched them away, have you asked my opinion?"
He was very angry and left with a wave of his hand: "Don't eat!"
"I don't want to eat either!" Yang Guo folded his hands, ready to go out to get a rabies vaccine for himself, "Next time, don't call me to be filming! I tanned three shades, but I didn't even get a prize!"
The male protagonists who grabbed the trophy nodded hypocritically at each other: "Congratulations."
The male protagonists who didn't get it, such as Yang Guo, King Zhongshun, and Yan Nantian, all picked up their coats and left.
Xiao Yu'er didn't get the trophy, but found that Wu Que did, so he fought him: "I'm the most tragic hero! Is there anyone more tragic! I was kicked out of Beijing by my aunt, and I just stayed there For 20 years, I haven't seen my aunt for the last time!"
"Yes!" Wu Que hugged the trophy for a while, and when he had enough, he let go, "Anyway, I wasn't kicked out of Beijing."
He smiled softly.
As soon as he came in, all the male protagonists stared at him.
Duanlang looked him up and down a few times, and curled his lips: "What's the use of being good-looking? It looks stupid at first glance. Even if Xianxian likes him, he will dump him soon."
Sledgehammer didn't quite understand what he was talking about, but he heard a little bit of bad taste, and immediately laughed.The steps that were originally going towards Tony and the others also turned towards Duanlang.
He didn't say anything, just put his hammer on Duanlang's stomach: "Smart man, help me get the hammer, don't let someone steal it." After speaking, he winked at Duanlang.
Duanlang, whose stomach was pressed down by the hammer, obviously didn't feel very heavy, but he couldn't lift it up!Being pressed down by the hammer, the whole person is like being nailed to the seat, unable to move!
He suddenly became annoyed, and glared at the sledgehammer: "What kind of magic did you use!"
"No, it's an immortal technique." Sledgehammer sat down next to Steve, and Chong Duanlang shook his finger, "It's an immortal technique from Asgard."
Originally Duanlang ended up in such a mess, the others were very happy to see it happen.After all, he is handsome and arrogant, but he is the only male protagonist who has never suffered. Everyone is jealous of him.
But after a long time, they were also very interested, and they stepped forward one after another, trying to pick up the hammer.
None of Tony's table tried it.Not only because they are with the sledgehammer, but also because they have tried it before.
The other table, starting from Xiaoyuer, tried one by one.No matter whether it was the hulking Yan Nantian or the magic master Voldemort, they didn't pick them up.Zhang Wuji didn't stand up, Qing Jiao was the same as him, neither of them moved.
"Aren't you going to try?" Zhang Wuji turned to Qing Jiao and asked.
Ever since he knew that Qing Jiao was the hero of the full text, and the heroine was with him in the end, Zhang Wuji felt unhappy.It turned out that not only was he not the eldest brother, he was not even in the top three. He was ranked in the 90th place!
Forget it, it wasn't him who was with the heroine in the end!He would like to see, what is this ordinary-looking man capable of?
Qing Jiao glanced at him, nodded slightly, and lifted his finger, and immediately the hammer that no one could do anything about flew up, hanging in mid-air!
Everyone was stunned!
Sledgehammer even stood up in surprise, looked at Qing Jiao and asked, "Who are you? Why can you afford my hammer?"
This hammer was enchanted by his father, Odin, the king of the gods. Only those who meet the standard can hold it.
"I'm the hero." Qing Jiao smiled at him.With a slight movement of the finger, the hammer immediately flew in front of the sledgehammer.
The sledgehammer stretched out his hand and grabbed the hammer in his hand.Still hesitant, he sat down slowly.
"Okay, now the awarding ceremony begins!" The director stepped onto the stage, clapped his hands, and announced.
"Wait!" The male protagonists below stopped one after another, "Where is the female protagonist?"
"Yes, isn't Xianxian coming?"
"Where's our beauty?"
"I want to see Lily."
There was a mess below, the director pressed down with his hands hard, and after a while, he said, "She has something to do today, so she won't come."
"How about that?"
"She said it before!"
"I came here for her! If I had known she wouldn't come, I wouldn't have come!"
The director was embarrassed, and glanced at Qing Jiao: "She really has something to do."
Several people were keenly aware of his gaze, and immediately looked at Qing Jiao.Zhang Wuji was sitting next to him, and asked, "Where is Zhiruo?"
Qing Jiao's face was light: "She can't come."
"You did it?" Zhang Wuji gritted his teeth and asked.
The corners of Qing Jiao's lips curled up, and a look of light flashed in his eyes: "Yes, I 'did it'."
Who told her to be disobedient?He always thinks he is ugly, how can he bear it?
Zhang Wuji said something ambiguous, his face was livid with anger, he grabbed Qing Jiao by the collar, and said coldly: "She doesn't belong to you alone!"
"She is." Qing Jiao waved his hand away, "Don't you understand? There is only one hero in the whole play, and that is me."
After speaking, he stood up and walked to the stage.
After looking around among the many trophies, he took the "Most Handsome Actor Award" in his hand.
"She's still waiting for me to go home and cook." Qing Jiao said to the director, "I'm leaving first."
The director was shocked: "You can't go! Put down the trophy—"
But before he finished speaking, Qing Jiao stepped off the stage.
"You can't leave! This award is mine!" Duanlang stood up and stopped in front of him.
Xiao Yu'er also came over: "You are too arrogant!"
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, don't you know?" Qing Jiao raised her eyebrows, "I am the male protagonist, the love of her life, and the only man she has ever loved. Of course I am the most handsome."
He hooked his lips, and a golden door appeared in front of him, and he walked in.
He disappeared.
"hateful!"
"Excessive!"
Everyone else was furious.
"Oh!" At this moment, a hostess exclaimed, "The trophy in my hand is gone!"
When everyone surrounded Qing Jiao, someone stole the "Best Popular Actor Award".
Everyone looked around and found that no one was holding the trophy.
"It's Loki!" At this moment, Sledgehammer looked around and said suddenly.
As soon as he reminded everyone, everyone remembered that there is another man who can invisibility.
Sure enough, as soon as the sledgehammer said, a thin and tall figure appeared at the door, he bent over very gentlemanly, his dark green eyes showed a little cunning: "It's an honor to win the 'Most Popular Actor Award', thank you everyone support."
"Who supports you?"
"Hand over the trophy!"
Tony put on part of the armor directly, raised his palm cannon and blasted at Loki.
But it was too late, Loki disappeared in place, his shot was empty.
"Damn it!" Tony yelled angrily.
"I'm going to chase him!" The sledgehammer swung the hammer and chased him out.
All of a sudden, two trophies were missing, and everyone's faces were not very good-looking.
"I thought the trophy was awarded, but did you claim it by yourself?" Tom stood on the stage, glanced at the trophy, and grabbed the "Most Powerful Actor Award".
"Stop!" Seeing the chaos, the director got a little angry, "Aren't you paying attention to me?"
Yes, no one took him seriously.
Anyway, the filming of the movie is over, and the salary has been paid, so who cares about him?
Everyone fought.
Zhang Wuji snatched the "Most Affectionate Actor Award".
Yan Nantian won the "Most Sad Actor Award", but Wu Que held the other end of the trophy, looked at him and said, "Uncle Yan, you are not sad, you are just cowardly."
Yan Nantian showed embarrassment: "What do you know?"
"I read your script." Wu Que said.
Yan Nantian blushed and let go resentfully, giving up the trophy to Wu Que.
"I'm the saddest one. I've stood in the shadow of my brother all my life, and my aunt never gave me a second look." Holding the trophy, Wu Que drank alone.
Bucky walked up to him and held out his hand to him: "I'm sadder than you, give me the trophy."
"What's wrong with you?" Wu Que looked up at him and asked.
Bucky told him his experience: "When I first fell in love with her, I fell off a cliff, broke a hand, and was brainwashed into a bad person and a big fat face. Then I finally met her Get married, and someone will always look like me and climb into her bed."
Wu Que didn't feel sympathy, he curled his lips and said, "That's called incompetence, not sadness."
He hugged the trophy tightly, not giving it to Bucky.
Bucky was very sad, turned around and threw himself into Steve's arms: "Everyone bullies me."
"Hey, don't cry, I will always be by your side." Steve comforted.
Tony, Natasha, and Banner, who were planning to step forward to help their friends grab the trophy, shrugged when they saw this.
"Nothing, I'm leaving." Tony looked down at his watch, turned around and left.
Natasha held Banner's arm: "My dear, we can't get enough food here, shall we change to another place?"
Banner nodded: "Okay."
The two left arm in arm.
Xiao Yuer and James fought for the "Wistest Actor Award".
"I'm the smartest!" Xiao Yu'er said, "Even my eldest aunt is not as smart as me!"
James said calmly: "But you didn't abduct the heroine."
Xiao Yuer: "..."
James won the award for the smartest actor.
On the other side, Duanlang and Yang Guo fought for the "Most Favorite Actor Award".
"I don't want to fight with you!" Duanlang said, "I was supposed to win the 'Most Handsome Actor Award', but I was snatched away by that ugly monster!"
"Me too." Yang Guo said.
Yang Guo felt that he was wronged.In terms of appearance, he must be the tallest since he was targeted by Fu Mei when he was only six years old.In terms of affection, he is not bad at all.In terms of grief, the blood all over his body from being abused by Fumei has vomited three reincarnations.When it comes to wisdom, Aunt Guo has praised him.However, these trophies are far away from him, he didn't grab them, so he can only compete with Duanlang for the most favored actor award.
Just as he was about to win, a brown-haired puppy ran in, jumped up, and bit Yang Guo's hand.
"Ouch!" Yang Guo called out, subconsciously letting go of his hand.
Duan Lang took the opportunity to hold the trophy in his arms, and looked at the brown-haired puppy in surprise: "Bong Brown, you're here too?"
Brown palm jumped onto his shoulder and patted his face with his paw: "Wow."
Duanlang was very relieved, and rubbed against it: "Thank you."
Yang Guo hugged the hand that had been bitten out of two holes, and was very angry: "Director! What's going on! Fumei will come as promised, but she didn't come! We agreed to get one trophy for each person, but there are only seven!"
The director is an ordinary person, without magic, immortality, or martial arts, he has long been hiding in a corner.
Hearing this, he was also very angry, stood up and said, "Blame me? I called her, and she agreed to come, but Qing Jiao... can't get out of bed, what can I do? As for the trophy, there are seven male protagonists in total. I'm preparing seven, what's wrong? Those who are not the male lead snatched them away, have you asked my opinion?"
He was very angry and left with a wave of his hand: "Don't eat!"
"I don't want to eat either!" Yang Guo folded his hands, ready to go out to get a rabies vaccine for himself, "Next time, don't call me to be filming! I tanned three shades, but I didn't even get a prize!"
The male protagonists who grabbed the trophy nodded hypocritically at each other: "Congratulations."
The male protagonists who didn't get it, such as Yang Guo, King Zhongshun, and Yan Nantian, all picked up their coats and left.
Xiao Yu'er didn't get the trophy, but found that Wu Que did, so he fought him: "I'm the most tragic hero! Is there anyone more tragic! I was kicked out of Beijing by my aunt, and I just stayed there For 20 years, I haven't seen my aunt for the last time!"
"Yes!" Wu Que hugged the trophy for a while, and when he had enough, he let go, "Anyway, I wasn't kicked out of Beijing."
He smiled softly.
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