You have to cosplay even if you die!

"QAQ!!!!"

"Damn - if I knew it was going to be like this, fuck his uncle's donuts and iced coffee!!!"

The feeling of jumping into the air after being picked up by someone walking on the ground is like throwing someone directly into the drum washing machine and pressing the button to dry.Perinoa didn't see the change in the outside world now, so she didn't panic further.

"Calm down, calm down, miss—my spider silk is so strong, it will be fine... ahh—"

He hugged Perinoa horizontally with one hand, and then rescued the person from the speeding truck. Peter was filled with the joy of saving the person, not to mention that the one he rescued was... Perinoa!

As the saying goes, handsome is only three seconds.

Maybe it's unfamiliar with the terrain, or maybe it's too smug?Or both?

In short, Peter, who was poorly equipped, and Perinoa, together with all his belongings, bumped into a century-old tree standing at the entrance of the park.

Really, really bad!

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Set the time back to half an hour ago.

"Turn left ahead, pay attention to pedestrians passing by in the direction of ten o'clock and three o'clock, keep a constant speed, please continue to maintain the current speed."

"There is still a distance of 150 meters for this navigation... Due to the congestion of the road ahead and the road conditions are unknown, the latest route has been changed for you."

"..."

"What's the matter, Miss Sharp?"

"Pfft, I just heard that your navigation is similar to the navigation installed on the car!" Parinoa heard the frictional movement around her, and knew that the green light was on without Jarvis reminding her. I am flattered to receive the same treatment as Mr. Stark!"

Jarvis seemed calm after hearing these words, but the language of his response sounded a little smug: "Then I'm so lucky, Miss Sharp."

Perinoa paused, and she could still distinguish the touch of the asphalt road and the crosswalk. She didn't slow down until she passed this section of the road.

Even though it was pitch black in front of her eyes, she felt her eyes brighten up.

The donuts and iced coffee that Parinoa likes do not come from an orthodox dessert shop that only sells dessert coffee. This small shop is located at a crossroads and has a wide range of products. It can be said that the business is very good.

By the way, their ground beef sandwiches are also good.

"Well, a donut, more powdered sugar—"

"And then want a cup of iced coffee with three-point sweetness?" The clerk skillfully took up Parinoa's words, and he smiled without turning his head while he was making a sandwich.

Perinoa squinted her eyes: "I'm going to ice this time, thank you."

"Iced coffee off the ice, OK, there's nothing wrong with it!"

After paying the bill, she took a paper bag containing donuts and a cup of coffee, and walked familiarly to a row of tables and chairs by the window of the shop.

The wooden high chair is supported in front of the narrow table, through the transparent glass, the scenery on the street can be seen at a glance.

"A burrito, it's going to be super spicy!"

The sound of the single door being pushed open caused the electronic wind chime to ring again, and the clerk's hands were quick, so this special burrito with a lot of red pepper powder was put in the pocket of the sweater The cap pulls tight on the hand of the strange guy.

Perinoya heard the voice a little familiar. If she could still see it, she must have left the store even if she was going through the back door.

Deadpool, who is considered to be traveling in regular clothes, really didn't mean to follow her deliberately. Under the white mask, he opened his mouth slightly to express his surprise. In fact, being able to meet Perinoa here made him raise his eyebrows.

God knows he's here to squat as Spider-Man today!Hey, it's not bad to complete the task assigned by Professor Chanan?

"Hey, first time meeting—I mean, first time seeing your real face, Harney?"

When Perinoya heard this self-proclaim, bad memories flooded her brain, causing her to almost jump off the high stool.

"I said what's wrong with you?" Perinoa lowered her voice: "First, I have no money, and second, I have no power in the organization. I have never participated in mob fights. Everyone is a compatriot. You can’t mess with innocent mutants, right?”

"...When did brother say that brother is a fork guy? Don't worry, sweetheart, brother is only interested in you." Deadpool poked his burrito with a plastic fork one after another, twisted his body, But there was no other movement.

"...Three years starting, the maximum death penalty."

"...That's not bad—hiss—"

Deadpool looked down at Perinoa's nonchalantly withdrawn feet, even if her shoes were not high-heeled, if she suddenly stepped on her toes, it would still be very painful, okay?

Although he quite enjoys this feeling hehe——

"I said what's wrong with superheroes like you? Don't help the granny on the side of the road, don't rescue the kitten on the tree, just drag the mutants." Perinoa sucked the straw hard, A sip of ice-cold coffee filled all the taste buds with bitter sweetness, which seemed really resentful.

This emotion is true. Since the emergence of her mutant ability, Perinoia has never been to the hospital, whether it is a serious illness or a minor pain.

The only time when the fever was particularly severe was when Emma, ​​the White Queen, sent her the special drug for mutants after receiving her text message, which prevented her from lying in bed and fainting.

"I've already said that I'm not a superhero anymore. How can a superhero be so free as to help an old lady cross the road——Hey! Little bug, little bug!"

Before Parinoa could hear what was behind, she was startled by his sudden nervous shout.Jarvis, who was silent for a long time without interrupting the conversation, briefly described the scenery outside the window, which made Perinoa fall into silence just like him.

The sky blue hoodie is the same color as Captain America's uniform, and an abstract spider is pasted on it with Iron Man's red—this newly promoted New York's good neighbor Spider-Man is currently supporting a Elderly granny crossing the road.

She just joked casually, is there really a superhero who will help the old lady cross the road? !

With this pure three views, I'm afraid he is not Captain America's own son, right? !

Speaking of the debut of this new star—hey, the superhero Spider-Man who appeared can be said to be the most friendly existence among superheroes.

Spider-Man's battle suit is very simple. A sweater, a hood, a pair of swimming goggles and a pair of rain boots are all his net worth. Compared with the Iron Man suit that costs several million dollars, that's amazing. Isn't it the people-friendly route?

Listening to his voice, it should be a young man—the kind that has not been frozen, not the handsome face in his early 20s like the US team, coupled with the heart of an old cadre, the vitality of the young man has made Queens since Spiderman Since then, the crime rate has dropped a lot!

When Jarvis described it in this way, Perinoa, who had also read the news reports, immediately remembered who Spider-Man was. During an early morning traffic rush hour, the traffic main road was busy with people coming and going, and suddenly Spider-Man appeared. With bare hands, he resisted a school bus that skidded and rolled over, avoiding a bigger disaster.

This incident once made Parinoa think that he was a mutant with mutated power.

Uh, wait, no!

Thinking of Spiderman's not-fitting uniform, you can still see the beautifully curved buttocks... Parinoa suddenly became worried about the crime rate in Queens.

Brudhaven next door is already a lesson learned from the past, which is probably what it means to see through and not to tell.

After Peter carefully helped the old woman across the road, she shuddered violently when she straightened up.

He touched his chest, and the spider sensor told him that no one around him was hostile to him, which was very strange.

If Perinoya knew what he was thinking at this time, she would just shake her head and tell him old-fashionedly that sometimes one or two weird fans are more terrifying than one or two villains who are full of malice towards him many.

slip away.

Listening to someone beside him still indulging in the emotion of being unable to extricate himself from Spiderman, he wiped the powdered sugar left on the corner of his mouth, and Perinoa got off the chair from the other side, and sneaked to the door of the store.

The infrared-sensing electronic wind chime rang again, and Perinoa turned her head and listened. It was good that Deadpool didn't notice her leaving, or didn't care about her leaving at all.

"There are three seconds left at the traffic light ahead...one second...Okay, Miss Sharp, you can move on now."

Perinoa walked naturally on the zebra crossing, looking forward as usual, as if her eyesight was not obstructed.

The sound of tires rubbing against the asphalt road was particularly ear-piercing. However, when Jarvis received the alarm and issued a reminder, a large truck that almost drifted suddenly appeared at the corner and did not intend to step on the brakes at all, breaking through After crossing the first stop line, he was about to bump into the perplexed Parinoa.

"Ugh-"

It is certain that the roaring truck will get a ticket, but Perinoa, who is suspended in the air, is still in shock. Fortunately, she can't see the scenery that rises suddenly in the bumps, otherwise she is struggling in Peter's arms The movement may be even greater.

"What's going on with QAQ ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"Hey, take it easy, look at this incomparably beautiful scenery, the uncle driver who didn't obey the traffic rules will lose his driver's license score, but fortunately he didn't hurt you!"

Peter pretended to be calm and said in a voice that he thought was the most relaxed, his eyes were estimating the route of the spider's silk adhesion, his heart was pounding, and he was actually extremely nervous!

"I, am I in the sky?!" Perinoa's eyes widened, and the darkness in front of her eyes finally made her panic.

"Of course! There will be no other means of transportation at this distance, and there is absolutely no danger of a collision!" Peter felt the arms around his neck tighten a lot, and he quickly took a breath.

Half a minute passed in the air, but Perinoa felt that it was as long as a whole year.

"Why, why haven't you landed?" She asked tremblingly, even when she was cosplaying Superman, she didn't dare to look directly at the ground, and she usually held her breath to go to the sky. She really didn't like this feeling.

"Oh, I thought I would like this feeling--" Even the heat on the neck made him unable to blush, Peter looked at her pale face, and asked belatedly: "You, wouldn't you Are you afraid of heights?!"

Peter fell in love with this feeling when he first made spider silk synthesized by chemical reagents and used it for almost flying gliding.

Thinking that the person in his arms might be a person with fear of heights, Peter panicked all of a sudden, and in a hurry, the spider web launch went wrong, and the shot missed the billboard under the tall building.

How could a thin billboard bear the weight of the impact of the two superimposed on it? Suddenly, the groan of steel around him resounded, causing Peter to hug Perinoa tightly in the next moment, and straightly used his own On the back, it hit a lush old tree with many branches and leaves.

The body strengthened by the mutated spider venom, after bearing such a heavy blow, there were only slight bruises, and what made Peter's heart suddenly lifted was another impact that he vaguely heard.

Even though almost all the impact force was contracted by him alone, Perinoa's head still knocked on a branch at the corner.

"Hey... No, are you okay? Wake up—"

Peter, who was padded underneath as a meat pad, didn't care about the muscles on his body that seemed a little sore even when he pulled it. He pulled out carefully, and then let Perinoa cushion her coat on the grass under the tree. Lie flat on the bed.

"..."

"...swimming goggles...man?"

The sparse sunlight broke through the heavy cover of the canopy with difficulty, and Peter, who was backlit, supported her body. Even through the mask and glasses, Perinoia understood the anxiety in his regret well.

Blinking her eyes well, even though there was a faint aftershock in the back of her head that prevented her from concentrating well, the suddenly brightened vision made Perinoa finally heave a sigh of relief.

So it turns out that just hitting the head can restore vision?

Such means of recovery from sequelae really comply with the Basic Law? !

The author has something to say: When I got home, I found that Deadpool was on TV

The preview of Deadpool 2 is out, the style is as usual hhhhhhh

Dick: Why did I still feel Sensen's malice even though I didn't appear on the stage? !

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