When the Super British Ruled the Earth[British and American]

For Tony and James, it's not as serious as her calling them ugly.Xilia was tempting on the verge of fleeing every day, and it was not as serious as she said they were ugly.Celia... No matter what Celia did, it wasn't as serious as Celia said they were ugly! !

As the face of New York, as Tony Stoke, the most handsome New York leader in different styles, and James Barnes, the little prince of Brooklyn, what is more important than their reputation?The news of being despised by aliens for their looks spread, where is the face of the two of them? ?

So, only two weeks after Celia was forced to verbally provoke Superman and was pressed in front of the table by him last time, Celia sat behind the table again, and this time her opposite was changed. It became Tony and James.

The faces of the two were serious, as if Celia had done something to destroy the earth.

"Xilia——" Tony originally wanted to call Xilia by her first and last name, because it was more imposing.But he suddenly realized that he didn't know what Xilia's last name was, so he could only hold his breath and continued, "What did you mean just now?"

"I was so angry that I made a slip of the tongue." Celia said listlessly.

From Gamora's constant teachings, coupled with the familiarity on Earth during this period, Celia is almost sure that her aesthetics seem to be different from others.And it can be seen that these superheroes are more narcissistic than one, so Xilia never mentioned this matter.Who would have thought that a person's most sincere words will always be blurted out.

"You liar!" Tony said, "You just thought we were ugly from the bottom of your heart!"

"Silia, we treat you well, why do you think we are ugly?" Bucky asked sadly.

"You guys misunderstood, I'm just angry and scolding you casually." Xi Liya insisted on her attitude, and she decided not to let the two of them discover any clues.

Protecting one's own life while dying is also a technical job.

Tony had no choice but to use his trump card.

"If you lie again, you won't be able to eat the high-end cuisine provided by Jarvis in the future. I want you to eat a Hydra set meal for a month, no, I want you to drink nutrient solution!"

James: ...why was he shot again?

"You, you—" Xilia was so angry that her eyelashes trembled, she slapped the table, "Well, you forced me to do this!"

"Say, do you really think we are all ugly?!" Tony asked coldly.

"Yes!" Celia said, "You are ugly, super ugly, and narcissistic!"

"How is that possible? Is your brain broken?" Tony said. "How can there be someone more handsome than me and Bucky in this world?"

"Of course! My father is the most handsome person in the world!" Speaking of this, Xi Liya clasped her hands together and said staringly.

James and Tony looked at each other slowly, stiffly.It just so happened that Bruce also came to the comprehensive base today. As soon as he entered the house, he discovered the strange situation in the house.

"What's the matter?" Bruce opened the chair and sat down. He was a step late and didn't hear Celia's earth-shattering remarks.

"She said you were ugly." Tony said blankly, "She thinks Thanos is the best-looking person in the world."

"How is that possible?" Bruce's eyes widened.

He has lived since he was a child, and as the only son of the Wayne family, he has also attracted criticism.But those reporters and the media criticized him for everything, but everyone recognized his appearance uniformly.How could it be possible to say he was ugly?

"How do you see that Thanos is handsome?" James tried to ask in a calm tone.

"Everywhere is handsome." Xilia said inexplicably, "Do you need to look hard if you are handsome?"

Crowd: ...

"Then what do you think we are ugly?" Bruce changed the question.

Celia looked at them carefully, academically.

"First of all, your skin color..."

"Standard Earth white," Bruce said.

"Drab!" said Celia, "not even colorful colors!"

The three beautiful men on earth: I...I endure...

"Anything else?" James asked.

Celia looked at them, "And your skin."

"Delicate and smooth." Tony tapped his cheek with the back of his hand.

"Boring!" Xilia said solemnly, "A real man should have some grooves on his face!"

"Is there nothing else?" Tony asked grimly.

"And your eyes," Celia said, "are too big and too bright, they should be smaller."

All three were overwhelmed by Xilia's weird aesthetics.

"Wait, but you also have fair skin, smooth skin and big eyes." James complained.

Unexpectedly, this seemed to hit Xilia's heartache, she curled up and wept secretly.

"It's because I'm too ugly, so when I was on the spaceship, everyone didn't like me." She choked up and said, "I want to be like Proxima Centauri with horns on my head, or like Nebula and Gamora. That skin is blue or green, but I was born with such a drab and ugly look, and it’s not my fault..."

Crowd: ...

Even though I knew that she had an aesthetic disorder, but looking at a cute, beautiful and fair girl with a sad face and saying that she was ugly, that feeling made me want to beat someone up for no reason.

On the other hand, Xilia has already said in her thoughts that she always wanted to be a soldier, but she was afraid that she would not be able to marry as an ordinary person in the future. She is so ugly, who would like her?

... The superheroes want to hit people even more.

"Wait, could it be..." Tony suddenly realized something, "Then for you, Ebony Maw..."

Xilia changed her resentful and sad appearance just now, she lowered her head, showing a shy smile, grabbed her hair to cover the lower half of her face, and laughed heck.

The heroes were shocked. It has been more than a month since Xilia came to Earth. It was the first time they saw Xilia showing such a shy and gentle smile. She was as cute as a little peach, and she didn't feel like a little hedgehog before.But they were not happy at all, and there was still a flame burning.

——Dare to love this month, I tried my best not to care about the ugly people around me, and forced myself to smile every day!This sincere smile looks sweeter than all her previous smiles!It's so irritating!She actually thought they were ugly? ! !

Moreover, Thanos is fine, at least Thanos is tall, except for his buttocks and chin and purple skin, he has always held a high position. It is normal for his children and subordinates to worship him more and more in that closed space, Thanos It can be considered tall and mighty.But Ebony Throat? !This guy looks so ugly, like a big octopus stuck by tape, and his spells are not very powerful. How could Celia think he is handsome? ?

"You... do you have a strong plot?" Bruce asked tentatively, "Because you think Ebony Maw's spells are better than yours, so you have always admired him?"

Celia looked at them very seriously.

"Why do you think so?" she said, "I'm just lusting after his beauty."

Tony & Bruce & James: ………………

Tony suddenly kicked up the table, Bruce and Bucky showed a super human explosive level, quickly grabbing Tony one by one.

"Calm down, Tony, Tony!!"

"I'm actually uglier than that octopus monster?! Say it again?!" Tony was furious, "Do you believe that I tracked down Thanos' spaceship until I caught these ugly monsters?!"

"Why do you call me ugly?!" Xilia argued, "You are as ugly as me!"

"I'm going to stew this little alien monster!!" Tony struggled to break free from the two, and he announced, "It's hopeless! She's hopeless! Thanos' brainwashing is deeply ingrained in her, let's give up , let's deal with her humanely—"

"Calm down, Tony, if it's really not possible, I will hold back the tears and give you the title of the most handsome man in New York for a day, okay?" Bucky said, "The child is still young and has no education..."

"She's a kid to you, and I'm 12 fucking years older than her!!" Tony said, "I'm so young and handsome, and I—"

Celia looked at him calmly.

"Although we are equally ugly, I won't fall in love with you, just give up!" She said righteously.

Tony's eyes widened in shock from this sentence, as if at that moment, countless dishes for cooking aliens had flashed before his eyes.

"Take your thoughts back to me!" Bucky said, "Eating strange things will make your stomach hurt! You forgot that the ogre Hannibal ate a piece of alien meat ten years ago, and the result was like this." Have you switched to a vegetarian diet?"

"Is there such a thing?" Xilia was immediately distracted, and she said enthusiastically, "Do you people on Earth eat better?"

The originally hot room suddenly became cold.

Three men, you look at me, and I look at you.

They suddenly fell into a terrible conjecture.Celia has not been off the ship for 20 years, and has not even been exposed to the outside world. In such a closed environment, under the guidance of Thanos, she may not only not have the three views and aesthetics of normal people, but may not be correct. morality and conception of good and evil.

She has been drinking nutrient solution to grow up, and they give her animal meat, she thinks it is delicious, but for an alien with abnormal brain, it is possible to eat human meat without guidance.

Thinking about it carefully, they should be the first group of people she came into contact with after getting off the ship... Then...

"Tony, calm down." James looked at Tony, "Teach children to teach by example, she learned violence from us, isn't that getting more and more violent?"

"That's right, we're going to have a good lead."

Tony's chest was still heaving a little as he looked left and right at Bucky and Bruce.

"You mean... are we going to convey the truth, goodness and beauty in us to her?"

"That's it." Bucky nodded earnestly, "We will teach her truth, goodness, and beauty, and tell her how a normal person should live."

Is it normal for someone to freeze his best brother in his base?Bruce looked up, lost in thought.

Tony took a deep breath and let it out slowly.

"I lost my composure," he said. "You're right, why am I always acting like a child? I should teach her, not beat her."

Bruce still looks up at the sky, lost in thought.

...Why does he always feel that something is wrong?