When the Super British Ruled the Earth[British and American]

Clark's original intention was to let Silia, who had never lived on a certain planet, experience the real life of belonging to the ethnic group.

So except for the first night they spent in a hotel, Superman rented a new house in a community of ordinary people.Sure enough, he did what he said, and Celia finally understood what the delicacies that appeared continuously from Jarvis's hands were composed of.

People can eat enough for a week, and Xilia will eat it up in two or three days.So Clark will take her to the nearby big supermarket to buy things every day. Needless to say, this experience is quite interesting for Celia.It turns out that although the starship of Thanos has a large population, the class boundaries are clear. The soldiers never speak except to obey orders, and they rarely even appear on the floor where the children of Thanos live.

Therefore, Celia watched human beings live together lively and equal, and this new social relationship is really interesting.She used to seldom talk to strangers, but now she always buys a lot of things in this supermarket, and several salespersons are very familiar, and she has also learned the friendly and polite way of saying hello, and she must go to see a familiar person Say hello and have a chat.

When the two went to the supermarket, the division of labor was very clear. Clark went to look at the vegetables, meat and seasonings, while Celia always liked to go to the drinks and snacks section, and every time she came back with a lot of weird snacks.

Clark didn't stop this either, anyway, the aliens are in good health, willful, and can eat whatever they want.

The two lived in the metropolis for a month, and Clark has gradually been able to relax to the point where Helia can go to the other side of the supermarket by herself to wander around. Anyway, he can locate her directly by ear, so he won't be afraid that she will get lost.However, he soon discovered a disadvantage of letting Xilia go to the snack area alone.

For some reason, Celia seems to be very popular with boys who are high school and college freshmen.Celia's appearance is different from that of ordinary American girls. According to American aesthetics, she should belong to that exotic beauty.Teenagers always seem to be drawn to her looks and her mysterious vibe.

It's so strange, shouldn't a kid at this age like female models with beautiful breasts and buttocks, or cheerleaders?

It was only later that Clark realized that it is popular among young people to play a game now. Celia's appearance and the indistinct temperament that has been isolated from the outside world for too long are very similar to one of the popular female characters, and this character It's still a rare hidden model, the kind that is hard to get.

... Well, he really got off the rails with the world.When he was in high school and college, mobile phones were not so developed, and boys preferred to sit together and look at the thighs of passing girls.Of course, he never did that.

He used to think that those boys were full of energy in adolescence, so it's fine to disperse them.Later, he actually found out that because they came to the supermarket every day, there were even boys waiting for Xilia here.

Xilia was small, and when she mixed with them, she didn't feel that they were two years older than them. Instead, she seemed to be of the same age, without any sense of disobedience.At one point, Superman even heard the boys ask her, "Who the hell is that guy who comes to the supermarket with you every day? Is he your brother or your uncle?"

Then Clark heard Celia actually pause for a moment, as if thinking.

"I don't know either," she said, "We are fellow villagers."

"What? Are you being coerced? Do we need to call the police?" Clark heard the boys lower their voices and say, "That guy is so tall and strong, should we call the police now?"

"No need." Celia said, "Anyway, he can't beat me."

Superman: ...

Why does he feel that Celia has become more and more drifting recently?

Clark pushed the car over, and sure enough, he saw Celia squatting with a few boys, holding a Nintendo game console in his hand, and the other boys were instructing her to play games.

"Celia, let's go," Clark said.

Celia looked up, her lips pursed, as if reluctantly.

"They're teaching me how to play the game."

"I'll buy it for you," Clark said, "It's time to go home."

Only then did Xilia procrastinately return the game console to the boy and stood up.

"I see." After the two walked away, Clark heard one of the boys say, "He must be her distant relative, similar to a guardian."

>>

Clark felt that Celia seemed to have entered puberty, and she was now interested in playing games, either eating snacks or playing games every day.

But Superman has complicated thoughts. Every time he washes his face, he can't help staring at himself in the mirror.

Celia's weird aesthetics wiped out Clark's previous confidence in his own appearance, and now the words of those adolescent children made him fall into deep thought again.

Does he look really old?Of course he can't compare with those underage high school students, but he shouldn't have changed much from when he graduated from university. Maybe his demeanor and eyes are not as pure as they were back then, but he has nothing to do with 'uncle', right?How could he be like Celia's guardian? ?

Isn't he just ten years older than Celia...about...?And they are all aliens, how can the age of aliens be calculated in the way of earthlings?The average life expectancy of people on Earth is about 80 years old, and Kryptonians at least live much longer than humans.In this case, is ten years older still considered too old?It's not a thing at all.

Clark thought he looked 25 at most, no taller!

Superman came out of the bathroom, and Celia was playing a game on the TV. She was trying hard to defeat the big boss in the game, but she died many times.

"This is unreasonable!" Xilia failed to pass the level again. She lay down on the sofa and complained, "Why can't I use a chain trick? Obviously, the loophole just now can beat it!"

Clark hooked the corner of his mouth, it seemed that the actual combat skills she learned from Thanos could not defeat the villains in the game.

He took the game console, ready to try it himself.He felt that he must have had sufficient experience...

In 2 minutes, Clark also leaned on the sofa in disbelief.

"That's really unreasonable," he murmured.

If in reality, such a big monster can be dealt with in minutes, why not in the game?

"Let's go eat," Clark said.

Now he has contracted the work of the cook, but he certainly does not have the skills of Jarvis, at most he can cook some potluck.

Celia went to wash her hands, Clark tuned to a random news station, and the two sat at a table eating oatmeal and bacon sandwiches.

"...So it was solved, the whole rescue operation ended within 3 minutes, and the victim of the case has returned home safely." The news was broadcast on the TV, and the two saw a car turning from the road from the angle of the sky. When they reached the path, they suddenly ran wildly into the woods, and then the patrolling Iron Man robot swooped down to the ground.

What follows is a statement from the spokesperson.

The two continued to eat after taking a look. It was impossible for Celia to pay attention to this kind of news. For Clark, if someone was killed, it would be considered a major event.

After eating, they went to the supermarket again.

Clark's mood sank when he saw Celia put the game console in the bag, and then she walked into her bedroom. After a while, she changed into a yellow sweater and short jeans, the sweater was just right Fits with denim shorts.

When she puts on her messenger bag, she looks like a high school girl ready to go skateboarding or party.

"I suggest that you should change your clothes." Clark said, "The jeans look good in longer, and your clothes... Don't you like the plaid shirt before?"

"But all the girls in the metropolis wear it like this." Silia muttered.

Clark felt a bit of a headache. He found that Celia no longer cowered to please everyone as she used to. She seemed to really start to have her own ideas and opinions.But on the other hand, as soon as she had her own bias, she was a little out of his control.Superman knew he'd force Celia to change her clothes and she'd obey, but that seemed like a bad cycle again.

There was no way, Clark had no choice but to say nothing. He drove the two of them to the parking lot outside the supermarket. Clark saw several high school boys squatting outside the supermarket waiting for Celia.

"Can I play with them?" Celia looked up at Clark.

Clark was silent for a while, and there seemed to be a villain in his heart who was twisting the rag, so that acid water was about to come out.

But isn't that what he meant?He wanted Celia to understand the life of ordinary people, and ordinary girls just know how to play with their friends.

Clark nodded silently, and Celia smiled. She unbuckled her seat belt and was about to push the car door to jump out, but she paused again and turned to look at him.

"We're not moving tomorrow, are we?" she said.

Clark barely curled his lips.

"No," he said.

So Celia jumped out of the car, and she waved while carrying her backpack, and the high school boys over there put out their cigarette butts, stood up and waved too.

Superman watched this scene silently, watching the boys hugging her, helping her fight monsters in the game console, and even bringing her special snacks.

In fact, those boys were right. In a sense, isn't he her new guardian?He wanted to save Celia from that horrible life in the past, but in the future she would choose whether to stay on Earth, who to play with, and who to fall in love with, all of which were her own business, and he seemed to have no reason to stop her.

Superman leaned back in the car, still a little depressed for some reason.

When he called Bruce, Bruce was very surprised. He almost thought that something big happened to the earth again, but unexpectedly, when Clark told him what happened, Bruce burst out laughing.

"My God, Clark," he said, "you got mad at a bunch of high school kids? You, hahahaha..."

Superman was expressionless, and he kind of wanted to hang up.He didn't think he should call Bruce, Bruce would just gloat over him.

"Okay okay, let's stop," Bruce said, "So what the hell are you struggling with? You don't want Celia to play with other people, or are you mad at them for saying you're old?"

"I don't know." Clark said dryly, "I want to go back to the North Pole."

Then Bruce started laughing again.

In fact Bruce is still rolling on the bed laughing, and he can't stop laughing at the thought of what Clarke would look like.

"Bruce." Clark raised his voice.

"Okay, okay, I really don't laugh this time." Bruce said with a chuckle, "Based on what I know about you, there are only two possibilities for you to appear in this mood."

"What is possible?"

"Either you're too controlling, or you have a crush on that alien girl," Bruce said, "or, both."

Clark put down his phone.

He raised his head and looked at the shining figure in the distance. He felt that his brain was a little short of oxygen.