The Princess Diaries [Comprehensive British and American]

In the field of vision magnified by the front sight, Adele’s smile is as bright as a spring breeze. If you take this scene and drag it into PS, use the cutout method to process it, and randomly throw the portrait into a bright spring background to complete the stitching...

Fuck!There is no sense of violation and!

Blessed to the heart, the red hood suddenly realized: So it's not that my brain has a problem, and I didn't time travel, it's all because of her, because this culprit has a completely different style of painting from others!

Red Hood, who was reborn and returned to complete Nirvana transformation, feels that he has been tempered and tempered, no matter what happens or who he encounters, he can no longer shake his strong heart.

It wasn't until he met Adele that he suddenly realized that he was still young and needed to learn.

How can she be so fussy?The red hood thought vicissitudes of life, how did she survive so peacefully until now?

If Adele had known about the question of the red hood, she would have proudly puffed out her chest and told him proudly——

"Because I'm good-looking."

Those who are favored are fearless.

What is beauty without knowing it?This kind of situation does not exist. If a person is beautiful from childhood to adulthood, with a beautiful face in adolescence, and a glamorous appearance in adulthood, then everyone around her will tell her/him about it with practical actions continuously without hesitation, She/he will gain countless admiration, feel more kindness than malice when interacting with people, and feel that the world is really beautiful, and the interaction between the two parties will gradually form a virtuous circle...

The appearance of the swan swing is like dropping a piece of liquid nitrogen into boiling hot oil, and even the hottest battle scenes are instantly frozen into ice slag.

Everyone—the gang member who was beaten and rolled all over the floor, Robin who was fighting with a knife, Bruce who wanted to play casually but accidentally took a few heads, and the red hood who was lying on the wall ready to snipe— —They all stopped their work at the same time. Like a video with the pause button pressed, they froze in place, bewildered.

The embarrassing atmosphere continued to spread and spread... and then she felt ashamed under the light of Adele Mary Sue's halo, trembling, and disappeared silently.

The only one who remained calm was Adele, not to mention facing a group of ordinary people deterred by her halo, even if there was an avalanche, tsunami and landslide in front of her, she could not stop her gracefully directing the swan swing to land.

The only person who is calm is Tim... It's not that calm either, he just fell into a trance after breaking the can, and there is a thick woolen hat blocking his handsome and highly recognizable face, ensuring his The identity will not be revealed. In this case, it is not Timothy Drake Wayne who is ashamed. What does all this have to do with him, no matter how funny it is?

"Why did it stop?" Unable to feel the whistling wind in his ears, Tim moved slightly and asked in a low voice, "Is it there yet?"

He is still half asleep and half awake. The high-intensity continuous rotation work puts too much pressure on him. Once he is relieved from the state of mental tension, the exhaustion will come back with several times or dozens of times of power like an overwhelming tide. .

"No way," Adele held Tim's head with her backhand intimately, and then she lowered herself and jumped off the swing, "You sleep yours, don't worry about the rest."

Tim's inarticulate voice came from under the beanie: "Oh..."

other people:"……"

It's too weird, I don't know how to complain, so keep silent.

Adele snapped her fingers, and the swing was surrounded by a light pink whirlwind wrapped in dots of starlight from top to bottom.

After the whirlwind, the swing turned into a golden pumpkin carriage full of noble and elegant princess atmosphere. A swan holding the swing turned into a beautiful white pegasus with wings. She planed her hooves and pulled the pumpkin carriage slowly. Steering toward the side of the road, away from the battle.The other swan was still a swan, but she landed menacingly in front of Adele, spreading her wings towards the gangsters.

Adele put her hands on her hips and pointed forward with one hand, and shouted loudly as if throwing a poke ball: "Go! Lily!"

"How many times have I told you that I am Daisy, but you always mistook us! You obviously don't look the same!" Swan screamed, her soft loli voice was full of grievances, and she bravely threw herself into a man's face He gave him a hard peck, which made him cry bitterly, and then mercilessly flapped his wings and shattered the gun in his hand.

Yes!a wing!Shot off a submachine gun!

The swan raised by Aphrodite is of course not an ordinary swan, but a majestic bulletproof combat goose with steel and iron bones.

It can be used in the living room and in the kitchen. It can take care of children and do housework. It can carry people and pull carts. Like Captain America, it is a unit of measurement for combat power. It is a must-have product for home travel, killing people and stealing goods. Raising one is not a loss and raising two bloods makes money. Raising a flock can conquer the whole world.

The members of the gangsters can be regarded as powerful figures. They usually use luxury cars to clear the way when they travel, and they are disgusting. They have been on the list of parents to scare disobedient children for a long time. Police Chief Gordon often mentions these bad things. The evil stars of Plague all want to "click" in their hearts... But none of this matters anymore, all the glory ends today, and after today, the entire Gotham City will know their true colors——

The dignified black mask/Penguin's subordinates fought in the street in the middle of the night, escaped Batman's iron fist sanctions, escaped the red hood's dark gun attack, escaped Robin's katana slashing... and finally lost Under the wings of a ferocious big white swan, he was beaten to the point of losing his helmet and armor, crying for his father and mother, and running away with his head in his arms, without dignity.

The impact of this battle is far from over. After the news spread, Gotham set off a trend of raising geese. Walking dogs, cats and turtles is no longer a trend. Walking on the street without holding a goose is embarrassing. Acquaintances say hello.

Daisy resolved the crisis with lightning speed, with a haughty look on her face, and walked back in front of Adele in a coquettish manner with swaying steps, stood on tiptoe, and spread her wings towards her.

Adele hugged the huge swan with dignity, gave her a loving hug, and kissed her fluffy head deeply.

Daisy quickly forgave Adele for not being able to remember her name, isn't it because of her face blindness, His Highness doesn't even know her own father, so not being able to remember her is a big problem, it's a minor problem.She smiled shyly (the ghost knows how a swan is shy), and said crisply: "I love you!"

"I love myself too," Adele nodded approvingly, then she changed the subject and took a breath of air, "Hiss... my dear, are you heavy again? If it grows longer, I won't be able to hold you oh."

Daisy's burning girlish heart was instantly extinguished by the incomprehensible Adele's words. She broke away from Adele's arm, turned around and took off mercilessly, flapping her wings and disappearing into the night: "...Adele You are a big pig's hoof!"

Adele was very dazed: "...what did I do wrong?"

No one answered her, and the surroundings suddenly became very quiet, and the sound of sirens not far away could be faintly heard.

Adele looked at Bruce.

Bruce answered the question: "I think the night watch is very interesting, come back tomorrow."

Adele: "..." I didn't ask you this!

Is this addictive?

The corner of Red Hood's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help wondering what he would think of the Brucey baby who let himself go and throw his morals and lower limits at will when Bruce returned to normal.

I look forward to it when I think about it hahaha, he has already photographed it, and I must send it to the old man as a Christmas present.

Adele looked at Robin.

Robin didn't have time to talk to her, she had no name in Robin's eyes, the little boy focused all his attention on the pumpkin carriage at this moment - he stared intently at the elegant and handsome Pegasus, with "thinking" written on his left eye, "Nurture" is written on the right eye.

This kid is gone!

Adele decisively gave up on Robin, and looked at the red hood lying behind the eaves.

Red Hood: "..." What are you looking at!

Adele: "..." How fierce!

It was Tim who finally broke the stagnation.

The curtains of the pumpkin carriage were lifted, and Tim, wearing a swirl-shaped hat full of flowers and a rococo retro skirt, poked his head out with a dazed expression, "Where is this? I am What's the matter? Who put the dress on me? I can't breathe—"

"Yourself," Robin said bullying casually, "this is the way to attend the princess ball, Cinderella, we all believe that you can do it, come on."

"Okay, thanks—" Tim nodded politely at first, and then his face changed, "Get lost!"

After solving the trouble, Red Hood didn't even say goodbye, and disappeared into the thick and deep night without a sound.

Before the police car arrived, in order to avoid unnecessary trouble, Robin and Bruce stayed to deal with it, and Adele drove the pumpkin carriage to send Princess Tim home as planned.

Tim: "You're the princess!"

Adele: "Yes, yes, I am."

Tim: "...why can't this dress come off? Where are my clothes?"

Adele: "Don't worry, this is the effect of the pumpkin carriage. You can change back when you arrive at the destination. Or should we still ride the swan swing?"

Tim: "Is there no other transportation?"

Adele: "The golden retriever is not yet an adult, we can ride a dog when it grows up."

Tim: "..."

Tim lowered the car curtain coldly and noblely, refusing to communicate with Adele.

Why am I always the one who's hurt? !

... Strange, why did I say "total"?

Everyone returned to Wayne Manor, and gathered in the living room with sleepiness for a work summary meeting.

This was what Damian requested, and Adele always felt that he was plotting something wrong, or had other plans.

"I think this night watch was very successful!" Adele spoke first.

Although Bruce didn't recover his memory, he regained a bit of his fighting ability, and his combat effectiveness rose from -05 geese to 20 geese—one of which was added to his sky-defying ability to fight no matter how much he lost. Batarang firing technique that hits the target - this is already a big gain.

But others obviously don't think so, especially Damian.

In Mr. Mi's plan, it should be him, not a swan, who descends from the sky to rescue Batman in dire straits.

Fortunately, the young Mr. Mi was kind and reasonable, and he didn't take his anger out on the goose—what's wrong with the little animals?The pure and lovely swan is innocent!

So this account finally fell on Adele.

Adele: "..."

How angry, what kind of reason is this!This is unreasonable trouble!

It was Tim's turn to speak.

Tim has no expression on his face, Tim doesn't want to talk.

When I woke up, I found that the suit on my body had turned into a skirt, and I was still sitting in a pumpkin carriage...

Go to his love fairy tale!Fortunately, there was no sudden addition of a certain part on the body, and if a certain part was missing, it would really be the scene of a horror movie.

Although Red Robin has often worn women's clothing on missions before, it is easy to seduce men when necessary, and it is easy to wink with a wink...

But now he has amnesia, he is just a simple and weak young president, the dirty world of adults is not suitable for him, his fragile little heart and thin shoulders cannot bear the suffering beyond this age.

"I didn't mean to target you. The pumpkin carriage is just like that," Adele argued. "Anyone who gets in has to change clothes."

After a night of tossing, Tim's ability to resist blows has risen sharply. He feels very calm now, and nothing can make him emotional. She will still calmly say "I got it", and then it's time to eat and sleep.

"Well, I see." Tim nodded, drank the hot milk brought by Ah Fu, got up calmly, and went upstairs to sleep.

Adele stared at Tim's back, clenched her hands into fists and tapped her head lightly, "I have a strange feeling—"

"——the quality is not very good, so I don't want to play with it." Damian said casually, "Oh, I said toys, not Drake."

Adele: "..."

That's right!But you actually said it directly... Desperate!

Before the meeting was over, Bruce picked up Adele and Damian one by one before he was so sleepy that he fell asleep, and drove them to sleep.

When he reached the stairs on the second floor, Damian asked a question: "Father, who do you want to sleep with?"

Bruce's spirit lifted, as if returning to the light.

Damian did it on purpose. He was independent at a very young age, so he didn't need an adult to tell him childish bedtime stories.

But now the situation is different, this is not a simple bedtime story dispute, this is about family status!

Just as Bruce was racking his brains to think, Adele yawned and said lazily: "What? Do you want to sleep with me? This house is only half the size of my bedroom, and there are six people living there. A bed, alas..."

A long sigh, a hundred turns and a thousand turns, everything is in silence.

Bruce: "..."

Damian: "..."

For the first time in his life, the richest man in Gotham experienced the sour feeling of being flaunted.

My name is Adele, I sleep in a bed of five hundred square feet every day, and I am woken by more than 200 elegant and noble fighting geese every day, but I am not happy because I am rich.

- "Adele's Diary"