[Comprehensive Manga] Live with a smile

About the whole process of Dazai's rollover:

First, when I was chatting with a certain young lady, another young lady in a swimsuit walked by. Seeing Dazai's eye-catching appearance covered in bandages, she felt familiar, so she ran over to strike up a conversation.So Dazai had no choice but to take advantage of the situation and chat with this young lady, putting the previous young lady aside.At the same time, another friend of the young lady came over and discovered that Dazai had bought her a drink before, so he also got involved.

Originally there were only three girls, but Dazai might be able to handle it.However, a woman with a boyfriend came out later, saying that Dazai had always abandoned her before, and the boyfriend next to her was so angry that he wanted to hit her with his hand.

Dazai, who easily escaped, was about to run away when he was blocked by the three people just now, and he was in a mess for a while.

After taking a few glances, Kunikida decided that today was a vacation and didn't need to tidy up Dazai's back, so he asked Atsushi to call Yuki over to watch the fun together.

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You don't need to use your brain to know that Dazai will definitely be able to easily escape from the crowd of girls, but there is Yuki next to him, who is ready at any time. If he sees him trying to escape, he must be taken back as soon as possible. I feel that he used to like The 'love' of the girls who have lived.And not to mention being beaten by a bunch of punks, Dazai might be quite happy?

When Yuki returned to the other side with a smile on her face and a ruddy face, Momoi and the others had already gone to the sea.

After uploading all the videos captured in the mobile phone to the network for backup, Xi Ji greeted the people guarding the place, and rushed over with the swimming ring.Although she has a swimsuit, she doesn't know how to swim. After all, if she knows how to swim, then the road to drowning is not easy.

Looking at Xi Ji holding a little yellow duck swimming ring, Seijuro felt that the scene was a bit hot and asked: "Is everything over there over there?"

"It's over, that guy ran away in the end. It's useless except for running fast, that cockroach." Yuki curled his lips, swung his legs and tried to maintain his balance and swam to Seijuro's side.

The sea water is very cold, the weather in July is not the hottest, the sun in the morning is just right, the feeling of soaking in the sea water is just right, it even makes Xi Ji want to expand a piece of sea in his dream.It's a pity that there are tombstones on all sides of the bed, and there are piles of unburied corpses. Once again, there is not enough space in the dream that has finally become spacious.

"Those are Butei people?"

"Well, as you can see, most of them are idiots."

After speaking, Yuki swam awkwardly to the vicinity of Momoi again, and saw that they were discussing whether to hold a swimming competition, and the loser would be offered a drink.It sounds too much to praise youth, which makes Xi Ji, who is holding a little yellow duck, look a little out of place.

A child was heard nearby shouting: "Mom, why does that auntie wear the same yellow duck swimming ring as me?"

Xi Ji: "..." She chose to give up thinking.

Not being able to swim is really a flaw. Yuki was floating in the sea water, followed by Midorima, who was not very interested in drinks, and watched Seijuro being pulled by Aomine to sing the praises of youth together.

"What's your lucky item today, Midorima?" Xi Ji started chatting out of words.

He pushed the glowing glasses, and replied in a deep voice: "Glasses. Today I am the glasses, and the glasses are me, luck is invincible."

"..." Aren't you afraid that if you go swimming with glasses, you will fall into the sea and not find them?I remember correctly, this guy is really short-sighted, right?And it seems that he wears this pair of glasses on the court, no matter how he runs or jumps, he will not fall off. It seems to violate physics and common sense, which makes sports glasses manufacturers frightened.

Being warmed by the sun, Xi Ji couldn't help yawning.

Last night, she dug the grave in her dream all night, and even had a fight with Mu, who wanted to break in, and felt that she hardly had a good rest.Rather, she herself can't judge whether she needs to rest or not.What kind of rest does the dead need? For the living, death itself is eternal sleep, but she climbed up again after death.

But thinking about it carefully, she really hasn't had a good rest since the holiday.

Ah, so tired...

"Wake up Akashi, something seems to be wrong."

About 10 minutes had passed when Yuki was woken up by Midorima's shaking.She floated on the sea and fell asleep for 10 minutes. It was rare that she didn't fall into a dream, but just fell asleep for a while.

She wiped the saliva that didn't exist at the corner of her mouth, and looked sleepily at the place where a group of people were swimming.Everyone was still in the same place, everyone looked around in a panic, and kept diving into the water to check, and then dived up and shook their heads.

After a closer look, I realized that Heizi had disappeared.

Originally, this round was a swimming competition between Seijuro and Kuroko, but after Seijuro came back, Kuroko didn't come back for a while.It seems that everyone didn't pay much attention to him. It was obvious that there was no obstacle in the sea, and he couldn't be found if one didn't pay attention.Of course, it is also possible that Heizi's physique prevents everyone from seeing him, but after everyone has been looking for him for a while, he still does not show up, which makes friends worry that he is definitely not Heizi's style.

So the conclusion is that Heizi may have been brought home by octopus tentacles in the sea.

"What??" Xi Ji looked at Qingfeng who was making a conclusion with a dazed expression, feeling that he couldn't keep up with the brain circuits of these young people.

Seijuro coughed and turned back to the topic, saying: "The competition area is considered to be a shallow water area, but beyond that is a deep water area. I am worried that Kuroko may have entered there by mistake. Let's go back and find a lifeguard first. We may not be professionals. will hold you back."

This is a very pertinent suggestion, and Midorima also nodded in agreement, explaining that it may also be hooked to the foot by seaweed, and it is best to find an adult to solve it quickly.

As a person present who has common sense and can function normally, Midorima also appears to be very reliable when he does not mention the topic of mascots.

"Then let's go back to the shore first. But first..." Under the witness of everyone, Xi Ji stretched out a hand to the middle, waited for about 20 seconds, and then retracted with a sigh, "It seems that Heizi It's really not here."

Is your hand a special bait for sunspots? !

Although they really wanted to complain like this, everyone returned to the shore immediately.Xi Ji walked last because she was the slowest swimmer.

Just after swimming a few steps, Xi Ji's figure stopped and thought of a possible solution.

In her eyes, Heizi's sense of existence is the same as that of invisible monsters. What you can't see is unknown, and you don't need to be afraid if you can see it, such as Teacher Mao and Yuan Tianzun.So what can be used to treat ghosts is also useful to Heizi?

Not noticing that what he was thinking had deprived Heizi of his human rights without authorization, Xi Ji looked around, and it was true that the people around him didn't pay much attention, and took out the red scissors that were too big under the water.And tried to gesture for cutting under the water, and then Xi Ji watched with twitching corners of his mouth as a few wisps of bright red liquid filled the red scissors, and went straight to the deeper sea.

Regardless of whether the thing is blood stained on the red scissors itself or what, it seems that it should be useful.

When Xi Ji wanted to put away the red scissors, he immediately felt a strong sense of rejection.The red scissors, who had no intelligence in the first place, was conveying a very strong consciousness to Xi Ji at this time.That is, the limbs and head of a humanoid must be cut off.

Xi Ji: "...All right."

Since he inherited the relics of others, it is normal to inherit the will of others.It is normal for a fetish of this level to have restrictions on its use.

It's just that there are ordinary humans around, and she didn't bring anything with her. Xi Ji looked hesitantly at the little yellow duck swimming ring she was holding. She probably didn't count on it, and she probably wouldn't be able to go back without it. , had no choice but to hold the red scissors and follow the guidance of the wisps of red liquid to the deep sea.

After going to the shore to ask the lifeguard for help, Huang Lai suddenly noticed something, and when he looked back, he found that someone was missing.Looking further away, the missing girl was getting farther and farther away from the shore, almost disappearing from sight.

"Aka, Aka...Koyuki..." Shocked by this situation, Kise stammered and grabbed Seijuro's shoulder, and forcibly pulled him in that direction, who was explaining to the lifeguard.

Seijuro, who was somewhat dissatisfied with Kise's actions, took a closer look, sighed tiredly, pointed to the figure that was about to disappear there, and added a request to the lifeguard, remembering to bring back that silly sister who was causing trouble everywhere.

As for whether something will happen to Xi Ji?Impossible, does not exist, will not appear.

Seijuro, who had absolute confidence in Yuki, suddenly remembered the combination of Yuki who was lying in the hospital and her appearance that she couldn't swim just now, and was a little worried. He asked the lifeguard if he could bring himself, and was called to help the lifeguard The member flatly refused.

On the other hand, Xi Ji, who was struggling to paddle her legs and began to regret why she didn't learn to swim, had already run very hard for a long distance.

The red liquid led her to a reef far away from the beach, where the missing Heizi was obviously lying on a rock, with his eyes closed and unconscious.The sense of presence was already elusive, if it wasn't for the red liquid surrounding the reef, Xi Ji would not have noticed that there was a person on the rock at all.

Struggling to climb up the reef from the sea, Xiji observed the surroundings and was convinced that besides himself, the only water stains brought by Xiji were around Heizi. gone.

"Are you his partner?" A clear voice suddenly sounded.

Looking up, the first thing that comes into view is a beautiful sky blue slender fish tail that is shining with fluorescence, and then there is a smooth abdomen and seaweed wrapped chest, and finally there is a beautiful golden wavy long-haired girl looking at it with a smile. Zhuo Xiji's reaction.In summary, it is a legend-level creation that conforms to all the fantasies that men in the world have about the word 'mermaid'.

Shocked, does Heizi still have such inhuman beauty?This luck is amazing!

Looking down at the unconscious Heizi with resentment, Xi Ji grabbed the swimming ring and asked hastily, "Did you take him away?"

The mermaid flicked her watery tail, nodded and said, "I sang to attract him. Don't you think his color matches mine?"

As soon as I mentioned it, Xi Ji noticed that the mermaid's tail and Heizi really had the same color number, which might be the main reason why the mermaid fell in love at first sight.

Xi Ji didn't want to disturb other people's relationship, but the mermaid's forced buying and selling behavior reminded her of herself a few days ago, and she felt uncomfortable for a while.The main reason is that Heizi himself is in a coma, and Xi Ji is not sure whether to let his world view be shattered and reorganized, and not everyone can accept and have a cross-racial love as easily as the protagonist in the story.

"So you took him away...? Let me tell you first, I respect him personally in all my actions, and if you want to force him, I will stop you." Xi Ji grasped his red scissors tightly, and the killer inside The strong sense of blood and blood gave Xi Ji a sense of security.

The mermaid's voice is as sweet as a silver bell, "I have never seen anyone with the same color as me in my group, and I want to bring him to my home to let everyone know how beautiful my color is. .”

After finishing speaking, she looked directly at Xi Ji who was full of nervousness with her smiling eyes, "And you, it seems that you are not an ordinary human being who came here when I was tired from swimming. Would you like to go to the sea with me?"

What's the matter, men and women take it all?

"Let me ask, do you have oxygen in the sea?"

"We are fish, what oxygen do we need?"

"..." Then it seems that I can't agree.

Seriously, he began to think about why the mermaid's upper body is human and why it doesn't need lungs to breathe. Xi Ji quietly glanced at the mermaid's face. The fish's gills are on both sides of the head, if they grow on the human face. , it should be pretty obvious.

The mermaid was keenly aware of Xi Ji's probing gaze, opened her round eyes angrily, and angrily said: "How dare a mere human dare to spy on my beauty at will!"

Well, the real hammer is, this mermaid is definitely not as beautiful as it looks.

Not to mention that the mermaids advocated by scientists are dugongs, but the mermaids in Asia are all ugly fish-shaped monsters. Beautiful mermaids only exist in western legends.If you really want to say, shouldn't the seabed be the princess in Taro Urashima?There is oxygen in the seabed in the legend, so why is there no oxygen in the seabed in reality?

"I'm really sorry, I can't let you take this kid away." Putting the swimming ring on her body, holding Heizi's waist with her left hand, and holding the red scissors with her right hand, Xi Ji nodded at the mermaid and jumped back into the sea .

After dipping into the sea water twice, Xi Ji once again regretted why she didn't learn to swim in this futile action.

Because behind her came a very scary and ugly baby cry.

Pills, making babies cry to prey on humans, isn't this the mermaid in Japanese legends?

The most frightening thing is that there are sudden gusts of hurricanes around, the sky seems to be darkened, a thick layer of dark fog is formed around, the waves come one after another, and Xi Ji, who is wearing a swimming ring in his hand, can't control it at all In his own direction, he could only watch as he got farther and farther away from the land.It would be better to say that now she can't see the land at all. The southeast, north, and west are all covered with a vast sea, and she seems to have been completely lost on the sea.

Grasping Heizi and the red scissors tightly, Xi Ji thought that this way he might die in a real wave, and turned his head to the mermaid and began to taunt: "Don't think about ugly ghosts, what kind of mermaid, you are just a mermaid!"

Merman, a monster race that combines the physical characteristics of humans and fish, is covered in fish scales and breathes through gills. Most importantly, it is extremely ugly.

Sure enough, the mermaid with fried hair (scales?) flicked its tail with a livid complexion, and thunder appeared faintly in the gloomy sky. The situation on the sea was chaotic for a while, making Xi Ji completely lost.

Possessing the power to call the wind and call the rain, it must not be a little mermaid of ordinary level, maybe it is a big boss in the mermaid group?While trying to swim a few meters, Xi Ji glanced sideways at Heizi who was still unconscious, thinking about whether to leave Heizi behind, maybe that crazy mermaid would give him oxygen and let him go to the mermaid kingdom to enjoy himself What about spicy drinks?

"Put that human down for me, fool." After uttering these words, layers of light blue fish scales and gills quickly appeared on the mermaid's face. It seemed that blond hair was only the standard configuration of mermaids.

"Bah, isn't it just the scales? I will too!" After speaking, Xi Ji called out the little black snake, with a pair of blood-heavy snake eyes and traces of snake scales on his face.

Although the truth was wrong, the mermaid was still taken aback, showing obvious surprise, frowning and waving her hand, the situation of the changing world suddenly quieted down, as if she would go into a frenzy again if she waved her hand again.

"Are you the descendant of that woman...? No, the heir to power?" She asked herself in a low voice, her hostility towards Xi Ji suddenly decreased, and after thinking for a while, she said: "I can let you go and put the You send it to the shore. But you have to keep this male human, his physique will play a major role in our clan."

Xi Ji looked down again at the sunspot that could only be sensed after physical contact, and said his guess in confusion: "What's the matter? I want to take this kid back to crossbreed the comprehensive breed, so that the offspring will also have a low sense of existence , so as to avoid humans? He is a genetic mutation, and his previous generation did not have this problem!"

She didn't know the situation of Heizi's family, but it couldn't stop her from running the train with her mouth full.

The mermaid who had calmed down suddenly frowned, bursting out with anger, and with a wave of her hands, the storm came suddenly.

"He has been planted by me, even if you can take him away, I can follow his breath and find him again!"

Xi Ji, who is really a dry duck, looked back at Heizi. From just now, she had vaguely seen a red rope on Heizi's body, which was connected to the irascible mermaid from a distance. Thinking of Yuan Tianzun's ability, she probably guessed That thing should be the so-called 'margin'.Of course, it is also possible that Heizi’s destined partner is the other party. This is the red string of fate, the red string that crosses species and ethics.

"I don't know if it's okay to cut the rope..." Xi Ji waved the red scissors reluctantly, and found the line in the true sense of the turbulent waves.

It was cut with a "click".

Break a marriage (Physical).

The violent sound of thunder and rain kept ringing in his ears, as well as the roar of the mermaid behind him, Xi Ji managed to find his balance in the sea, thankful that his little yellow duck swimming ring was not brutally murdered, and raised his hand to target the mermaid Cast an illusion.

Immediately, the mermaid's scream became even more severe, as if dying, piercing people's ears.

Taking advantage of the fact that the mermaid was under the illusion and the waves outside were not so small, Xi Ji raised the red scissors that had helped a lot as an oar, and rowed desperately in a certain direction.She didn't know which direction was right, so she escaped first.

The mermaid's illusion is a simplified version of the spiritual illusion that Xi Ji really can't learn. She can't perceive the other party's spiritual world, so she doesn't need to perceive it, and just destroy it violently.It's like suddenly a hammer appears in front of you and hits your eyeballs straight. You don't talk about things that are useful or useless at all. If you can directly anus, don't talk nonsense.

By the way, a fake scene was made for the mermaid, so that she saw herself appearing in a dry land, surrounded by the corpses of her clansmen.Since her reason for arresting Heizi was for her clansmen, let's focus on this aspect.Xi Ji couldn't be bothered to learn that damn mental illusion that could be analyzed by general reasoning.

In this chaos, Xi Ji finally rushed out of the fog with a whole body of equipment (including Heizi), and then looked up to find that the sky was clear with a few white clouds floating, and the sea breeze caressed her cheeks, everything seemed so peaceful and rich A sense of belonging to the ocean alone.

Xi Ji: "..."

——It turned out that the violent storm caused by the mermaid just now was also an illusion.

After working for a long time, this mermaid is still a combination of east and west.

The two illusionists had a fight on the sea, especially because the opponent's mental strength was stronger than Xi Ji's. She only felt a tingling pain in her brain, and her whole body was limp, and she reluctantly swiped her red scissors to find a direction. Continue to go.

The good news is that for Red Scissors, cutting off "Yuan" is the same thing as cutting off the four hands, feet and head of a person. In short, he promised to go back at any time.The next time I summon someone, I still need to obediently offer a tribute. As expected of a weapon that used to be an artifact, I have a bad temper.

If you get lost on the sea near the beach, the best way is to stay where you are and wait for rescue.Xi Ji was worried about when the irritable mermaid would break free, so she could only paddle back and forth, trying to keep herself heading in one place, so as not to get lost by the waves.

Xi Ji was lucky today, perhaps because he was carrying a new equipment (sunspot). Not long after he left the mermaid, he vaguely saw the building, which was in the direction of the beach, and the sound of a group of people shouting.Taking back the red scissors, Xi Ji changed places between herself and Heizi, Heizi lay down in the swimming circle without incident, and Xi Ji stepped on the water outside trying not to let herself fall accidentally, and yelled over there .

As expected, Xi Ji, who had landed, was scolded by Seijuro without any dirty words. Xi Ji couldn't help admiring that her younger brother was really well educated in poetry and books. Seijuro twisted his ears and lectured for an hour, which made her painful and happy.

Heizi was sent to the hospital as soon as he was brought back, and Xi Ji didn't know what the mermaid did to Heizi.

Seeing that something happened, a group of friends who came to go out to play in the water happily were all depressed, and even started to blame themselves for not watching Heizi, and Zhengjuro slapped their heads one by one.

"Since the matter has already happened, don't regret it anymore. It is better to do what you can do now than to do that kind of meaningless thing. I will ask the driver to take you back later. Once Heizi's condition is stable, I will notify you. Before the situation is confirmed, all You are not allowed to say frustrating words, and you are not allowed to do stupid things."

After finishing speaking, Seijuro turned his head and gave Yuki a hard look.

Xi Ji, who is a professional in stupid things, looks confused:? ? ?

"Xiao Xiji, are you alright?" Kise looked at Xiji worriedly while holding a towel and mineral water.

Xi Ji shook her head, and said a little tiredly: "It's not a big problem, but I feel a little leg pain after swimming for so long without knowing how to swim." Swimming all the way from a place where she couldn't see the land at all, her feet with weak defenses really felt that it was necessary to Abandoned.

"Then, would you like me to rub it for you?" For some reason, Kise's eyes shone slightly.

"..." Seriously considering whether Kise's proposal was sincere or a joke, Xi Ji waved his hand, "It's good to rest for a while, it doesn't need to be so troublesome. Thank you for your towel and water, I want to be alone for a while."

Sitting on the beach, avoiding the scrutiny of the adults, and avoiding the guilty and probing eyes of her friends, Xi Ji looked at the beach where the number of people had decreased by a large amount because of the incident just now, feeling a little guilty. , I always feel that I have disturbed other people's holidays.

"Miss Xi Ji! There was a lot of commotion here just now, what happened?" The detective agency team who were about to leave saw Xi Ji hiding in a corner, and Dun came over to talk.He also wanted to come here before, but was held back by Dazai's shameless flirting and making troubles.

Xi Ji scratched her hair and looked indifferent, "It's nothing trivial. Then what, Dazai, do you have a gun?"

"No, I never bring my own gun." Dazai spread his hands, with a strange and interested smile on his face, as if he had guessed something, "Kunikida should have one, and it can be conjured up at any time."

Kunikida pushed back his glasses, and retorted solemnly: "There is no definite reason, and I can't give you such a dangerous thing in the presence of ordinary people."

It was reasonable, so Xi Ji didn't know how to answer the conversation.

She sighed, her eyebrows frowned as if she was exhausted, and she reached out to Kunikida: "Sorry, can you give me a knife? The convenience stores here don't sell it. I want to cut something. no."

This reason is okay, Kunikida didn't use his ability, he took out a sharp pocket knife and handed it over.

After receiving the pocket knife and unfolding it, Yuki Asakunikida smiled gratefully and said that he would definitely return to the detective agency to work hard in a few days.Turning his head, he smiled at Dazai and Ranbu who handed back a backpack with only snack bags in a familiar tone: "Next, I would like to trouble you two to host. I'm a little tired so I'll go to bed first."

After speaking, with a tired smile, she stabbed the knife into her neck.

Ah, I'm so tired, I really want to sleep...

The author has something to say: The mermaid's ability is based on the Eastern and Western legends (mermaid body with blond hair, beautiful singing voice, baby crying, gills) and the siren legend (illusion), so Xi Ji said the combination of the East and the West.

The woman mentioned is the source of everything in "Yang Yan", the snake demon Ji. I don't think she will appear in the main film. Just know that she is a big boss. If you want to solve the problem of Yang Yan, the black snake will be gone. I won't open a copy of Yang Yan before the end of.

Who said there are no sunspot lines! ! !Although Heizi didn't know (

Huang Lai is not cold yet.

A little cutie talked about Xi Ji's mood changes recently, she was happy, she was indeed very tired and irritable recently (probably this is puberty

This chapter is two in one, plus -1, and there are six more chapters.