thief game

Less than a week after Simon Peers was detained as a nuisance, he disappeared from his temporary holding.

Of course he wasn't the only one missing, there was a spate of accidents at the police station on Sunday afternoon, and it all happened so quickly that they still haven't figured out what happened.

While self-hypnotizing himself and telling himself that Olivia hadn't done anything bad and that all of this was a coincidence, Peter was struggling to figure out how to ask Thor to let him go to Pearce's house for dinner.

After Avengers explained the incident to Thor for nearly an hour, Saul concluded: "So now there is a young man who has a crush on me, does that mean?"

Peter: "The point is not here. The point is that this young man's sister may be a little bit wrong, and you need to teach her." Then, he glanced at Thor with a weird look: "Your words must be useful, after all You might become her... aunt or something in the future."

Thor took his hammer and stood there for a couple of seconds before deciding to accept that he couldn't understand what Peter was saying.But what does it matter? Anyway, he often couldn't understand Black Widow's speech, Iron Man's speech, Banner's speech and Captain America's speech, so he showed his characteristic sunny smirk as usual, with golden eyelashes in the afternoon Shining in the sun.

Looking at his perfect face, Peter covered his head helplessly: "All in all, you just need to talk less."

On the way he took Saul to Pearce's house, he was full of "I knew I was so powerful that everyone, regardless of gender, would fall for me" or "Do you think I'm sexier with a hammer or without a hammer?" Sexier - wait a minute, I know what you're going to say, you're going to tell me that I'm so perfect and I'm attractive no matter what" and "What if his sister likes me when I go?" After the ordeal, Peter Finally pulled him to the door of the Pearce house.

Sol held his hammer, waved to the girls passing by nearby, looked up and looked around between the buildings: "This place looks familiar, but you are the same everywhere on the earth, I look familiar everywhere. You say Am I going to blow their whole family off for a while because I'm too sexy? You know my muscles have gotten stronger lately..."

Peter: "..."

Peter maintained respect for the elder, and while pulling him forward, he turned his head and smiled: "It's good that you come."

Sol frowned, as if some familiar memory floated up from a certain area in his mind, but due to his poor brain, it flashed again.

Just when Peter was about to reach out to ring the doorbell, Sol suddenly stopped him: "Wait a minute, I know you here."

Peter obviously didn't want to hear him continue to babble: "It's okay, you said that all places on the earth look the same."

Sol: "No, of course not, this is my brother's apprentice's house!" He said, pointing to the newly changed door and said: "I kicked this door to pieces last time, so his house changed another one." !"

Peter:? ? ?

At this time, Olivia opened the door and pulled Peter over: "Come in, we are all in a hurry." After finishing speaking, she looked at Sol: "I'm sorry, Uncle Sol, Loki is not here, you go Look for crows elsewhere."

After speaking, he slammed the door shut.

Saul who was rejected: "..."

Sol, who was a little hurt, stood lonely at the door for a few seconds, and whispered to himself: "I came here because I heard that someone had a crush on me..."

Seeing that there was no response, he cleared his throat again: "Olivia, if you don't mind, can you show me the way again? I mean, where is the robot in the sailor skirt from before?"

He stood at the door in a daze, turned his head to look at the surrounding buildings, and after a few minutes, pointed in one direction with a hammer alone: ​​"I've been here before, it seems to be walking like this..."

However, he turned his head and looked in the other direction, and the hammer wandered back and forth in both directions, finally stopping helplessly in the middle.

How did you get here?

At this time, a scream came from the door, accompanied by Olivia's unbelievable cry: "It's him?"

After a while, Olivia's heart-piercing cry came again: "Azshara, Azshara, save me!"

Sol stood at the door with a hammer in his hand, tilting his head and thinking, there is also a person named Azshara, so coincidentally, his younger brother is also named Azshara.

In the future, you can tell Azshara that there is a person named Azshara here!

If he stood at the door for a while, he would probably be lucky enough to remember that he had a younger brother who was traveling, and they happened to blow up their own planet, and the younger brother might not be able to go home, but unfortunately, the door suddenly opened at this time Now, Thor still didn't think of his brother who lived abroad, as he had always done before.

Olivia looked at Sol in front of him in astonishment and disbelief.

His long blond hair had been cut off, he was missing one eye, and he looked like a pirate with a black blindfold, and he held a hammer in his hand—a fake one, because the real one was It was crushed when his sister was violent.

Sol held his small hammer and showed a bright smile to Olivia in front of him: "Long time no see, Olivia!"

Olivia grabbed his collar and roared with tears all over her face: "You ruined my brother!"

Unsuspectingly being grabbed by the collar, Saul subconsciously said, "Don't be so impulsive—"

For some reason, everyone stopped their movements at the same time, as if the air condensed in an instant, and everyone's movements were frozen.

It was as if the temperature dropped sharply and time stood still.

Through Olivia's sad face, Sol saw Simon behind her, looking at Sol with even more astonished, almost horrified eyes.

Thor: "Hey, we've never even spoken!"

The plate in Simon's hand slipped and shattered on the ground.

An expression of disbelief that was almost deceived by fate appeared on his face, his lips trembled, and he mumbled a sentence in an almost inaudible voice: "Are you a man?"

Before Saul had time to react to the situation, Simon took a step back in horror and covered his mouth in pain: "Still a fool?"

Sol:? ? ? ?

Thor: "I don't know what you're talking about, but this kind of hurts."

Simon had completely lost sight of him, and he sank completely into his own world, murmuring in grief: "Where is my classic, elegant lover with long golden hair shining?"

Sol stretched out his hand and scratched his head: "Although my hair has been cut, I'm still quite handsome. You young people, don't just—"

Peter patted Simon on the shoulder: "Did you miss it before?"

Simon could no longer hear others, and there was only disillusioned despair in his bright eyes: "I thought she was unique and different; I thought she was willing to abandon the soft beauty unique to women to pursue Go with the supreme grace fused with the Valkyrie, I thought she was wise and wise..."

Azshara patted him on the shoulder: "This incident taught us not to think too much about crushing others."

Although Sol was still grabbed by the neckline by Olivia, he didn't know what went wrong, but he took the initiative to see Azshara for the first time, and said excitedly: "My dear brother! It's so great to see you on Earth. Alright! By the way, you may not believe it, there is another Azshara here!"

Azshara: "..."

Olivia: "..."

Peter: "..."

Sol's brilliant smirk hung on his face for a long time, and seeing everyone's contemptuous eyes, he suddenly froze his smile.

He looked at Azshara, and then at the room where there was no fifth person at all, something frightening seemed to flicker in his mind.

Thor cautiously asked Olivia who was holding his collar: "Is this Azshara the one you called just now?"

Olivia didn't want to talk to him, so she raised her head suddenly and bumped her head against his nose.

The author has something to say: Olivia:

The other party doesn't want to talk to you, and gave you an iron fist.

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Saul: Is it my fault for being too handsome?Why are you bad guys so unreasonable!

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Simon: I don't mind if he's a man, but how can he be a fool?

Azshara: He's not targeting you, he's complaining about Asgard's incompetent education system.You know, my brother Saul is a performance artist.

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Performance artist’s accusation of the evil Asgard’s feudal status quo:

Stabbed by brother.

Get stabbed by my sister.

Beaten by a female ticket.

Get beaten by the villain.

Get beat up by co-workers.

Get kicked out of the universe by dad.

Azshara: See, what a great artist.