[Comprehensive British and American] Those years when I was a bat

Bruce let go of Carl's collar in silence. Looking at a group of stunned people following Steve, Andrew, who was escorted by the sailors, felt a sigh of relief in his heart.Finally, I am not the only one who bears the spiritual damage caused by King Kong Barbie!

Is it too late to be cute now?Batman thought about it calmly.

In the end, he chose to tell the truth. Tom not only took Carl's tail ring as a deposit, but also a check and "evidence" to frame Jack.The metal rod and crossbow were also placed in front of the captain, and Tom couldn't bear the pressure and explained everything.

And the matter of gold mines and stocks is also easy to verify. Carl Hockley can't deny that he killed Mrs. Ruth.But the problem is that he is a Hockley, and no one wants to offend the Hockley family.

Besides, what about Andrew destroying the Titanic engine?

The captain's head was as big as hemp, he looked at the oriental woman with terrifying skills, and remembered Andrew's private cry to him: "It was the woman next to Mr. Rogers who asked me to do it, and he threatened me by throwing me into the sea... "

How much he sneered in the past, now he slaps people in the face, feeds people to sharks and so on, and now he completely believes that this little beauty can do it.

Karl was controlled, but could not be judged, and Tom was tied up and kept under strict supervision.The captain kicked out all the onlookers, and the sailors looked at Bruce, but they didn't do anything for Rogers' sake.

You must know that the crime of destroying the Titanic engine is far more serious than killing Mrs. Ruth.

"Do you admit and accept Andrew's accusation?" the captain asked in a deep voice.

Bruce replied calmly: "I admit it."

"Why did you do that?" The captain frowned, with annoyance in his voice, he glanced at Master Rogers, who was also staring at the girl, pursing his lips tightly.

Bruce took a step forward full of Batman's aura, and the sailors backed away in fright, and the men's ears immediately turned red, feeling extremely ashamed.But the captain didn't back down, and neither did Steve.

"Because I know that if I don't stop the ship, the Titanic will hit an iceberg tonight, the whole ship will sink, and countless people will die. I confused Mr. Rogers's mind and let him take me on this ship because I want to protect you." Bruce's voice became ethereal, as if floating from a distant place.

With the emptiness of his voice, the entire figure of the oriental girl became translucent, exuding a faint blue light in the night, and he waved his finger to the sea level: "Sail to that sea area, and you will see that iceberg, My mission will also be accomplished. May you live up to the Sea God's guidance, and may justice live forever in your hearts."

Captain America began to understand what the little girl was up to.

After the magic wand finished speaking, blue foam and light and shadows rose from the entire sea level. The oriental girl stretched out her hand and opened a golden door. She opened her mouth softly and uttered the last oracle of the Sea God: "Remember, war The God of God is coming, he will come and go twice, taking countless lives, may the souls of the dead rest in peace in the eternal sea."

Then, the actor used the teleportation magic circle to run away and disappeared.

Everyone was shocked by the miracle before them.Who can predict the future?Who can disappear in thin air?Who can beat a big man like Karl with his petite body?Only the envoy of the Sea God can do it!

In order to match Batman's performance, Captain America used all his life's acting skills, pretending to just wake up from the illusion, shaking his head vigorously, his blue-green eyes were very dazed, and innocently said: "What happened? When am I already on board? Why are you all looking at me?"

People looked at him with awe and envy.And this kind of awe of the gods turned into 100% crazy reverence when they saw the huge iceberg from a distance.The goddess said that they should have hit this iceberg, and the captain imagined that if the Titanic sailing at full speed hit it without thinking...God bless them.

Thank you God for your guidance, thank you Goddess for your warning.

Acting must be done well, and Batman knows this well.He left a magic gem in the captain's cabin, which was also given to her by Doctor Strange, and its main function is to use it as a candle when there is no light.

Bruce thought for a while, and used magic to leave the name of "Mella the Queen of the Sea" on the gem. He believed that the Aquaman and his wife would not cross the world to settle accounts with him.

All teleportation magic needs to be set at a fixed point. Since Bruce came to this world and never went ashore, in fact he did not leave the Titanic, but just teleported to the lower cabin, changed into poor people's clothes, and disguised himself. , naturally spent the rest of the time in the company of fleas.

It reminded him of the days when he traveled around the world with nothing, and sometimes even had to steal for a living.

They prevented the sinking of the Titanic this time. To some extent, they "killed" Carl without their knowledge, fulfilled Rose and Jack, and even predicted World War I and the World War II.

If the will of the world can still sit still, then it is really made of mud.The furious will of the world turned into furious waves. On the day the Titanic arrived at the port smoothly, Steve and Bruce, who was mixed with the crowd, had just set foot on land when they were swept into the sea by a strange wave.

Perfect, precise, magical... just took those two guys away.

The angry lobster held up its big claw and was about to poke Steve's nose. It muttered for a long time, but no one could understand the lobster language.In the end, the will of the world violently set off wave after wave of waves under the sea, shaking people's eardrums to the point of tearing——

"You bloody bastards!" Lobster said with the voice and tone of a 14-year-old girl, "Damn, nasty, bastards who made a mess of people's world!"

"Get out of here!"

So, the two of them sent them out of this world, still in the water that the aircraft carrier dropped.Ten minutes had passed since they fell into the water and disappeared, the Avengers almost thought that the captain and "Yi Ling" were drowned.

Steve and Bruce swam ashore by themselves, sitting on the bank panting.

"That last move was really good." Captain America laughed and said, "But Mela, are you serious? You like DC comics so much?"

"No... I don't like those cartoons." Bruce wrung out the water on the clothes. The little girl's clothes were quite transparent, and people basically saw them all. He had no choice but to shrink his body as much as possible.

Iron Man finally found them, the armor fell to the ground, and Tony, who came out of the armor in a suit and leather shoes, took off his suit jacket and put it on the little girl after seeing Bruce's predicament.

"The Hydra matter is settled, shall I take you home?" Gentleman Tony asked.

Bruce raised the corners of his mouth and raised his eyebrows: "Can you cross the Chinese enchantment wearing a battle suit?"

Tony: "...I have a special plane, and the visa and flight can be done in 10 minutes."

Bruce stood up, gathered up the large suit, covered the wet petite body of "Yi Ling", and said, "No need, I will use the magic to send it back. This body itself is Chinese, and the barrier will not reject it." of."

Before leaving, the dark knight said grimly: "By the way, tell Doctor Strange for me to keep an eye on that magic balance."

Don't say that this supreme mage doesn't know why he and the captain suddenly crossed.

Zatanna and Dr. Fate are still trapped in the ruins. For the time being, no villains have come out to gain a sense of presence. The heroes of the second echelon have taken good care of the earth.

However, in order to stabilize people's hearts, Yi Ling has to go to the watchtower for meetings from time to time as Batman.Ye Yi helped her draw up the lines, and all the discussion content would be shown to the group of senior cats first. If they agreed, the cats would stretch out their left paws and pat the memo, and if they disagreed, they would shake their heads in unison.

Therefore, the scene that often appears in Wayne Manor is that President Wayne is surrounded by six cats, forming a circle with Batman as the center, and each cat has a Justice League meeting memo in front of it.

Yi Ling held the paper and read: "The first proposal, regarding the damage to the Justice League last month, the insurance company sent the final verified bill to the Wayne Group, the bill is too long to print out, you guys Let’s watch it on a tablet, any objections or questions?”

Several cats lowered their heads and scratched the tablet beside them with their meat pads, their expressions focused and dignified.Cyborg and Aquaman were the quickest to see, followed by Lightning and Princess, Green Lantern and Superman's respective battle losses. After the two cats scratched with their paws a dozen times, they saw the final total settlement amount.

The superman cat gasped subconsciously, biting its own soft meat pad, and raised its head to show its moist sky blue eyes: "Meow?" Probably expressing its guilt towards Wayne's patron and its disbelief in the statistics of its own battle damage. confidence.

Yi Ling couldn't help stretching out his evil claws, pawed Chaomao's head, and comforted him: "It's okay, Bruce is used to it, if there is no objection to the amount, I will ask the accountant to pay the bill next week .”

As far as Lucius is concerned, Batman himself is completely damaged in battle. Batplanes and Batmobiles are like children's toys. One is scrapped a month, not to mention the investment that President Wayne invested in researching more equipment. huge sums of money.

So Superman, come on, don't be too sad.

"The second proposal is about our external recruitment of the Justice League Propaganda Department. According to our preliminary ideas, we need our own spokesperson, public relations department, and network promotion strategy department... roughly a hundred people, and the office building is set at Metropolis. The recruitment will start next week. In view of everyone’s current situation, the Green Arrow couple and I will be in charge of the recruitment temporarily. Let’s take a look at the positions and requirements, as well as the salary and benefits. Is there anything you want to change?”

The six cats began to look down at the tablet again. These more than 100 people were also recruited by the Wayne Group. In order to prevent people with ulterior motives from joining, Batman will definitely check the eighteen generations of the applicants' backgrounds.

"Meow~"

"Meow meow."

"Meow!"

None of the cats objected to this. To be honest, these were not major issues. The only thing that was shelved was the fifth repair of the watchtower. The elders decided to wait for them to transform back before starting work.

The cat meeting lasted for more than an hour. The Neptune cat flicked its tail boredly and began to lower its head to lick its fur. The Lightning Orange cat was hungry again and watched the direction where Ah Fu disappeared. Even Diana lay listlessly on the ground.

"...It's about the same time. Let's adjourn the meeting. You guys have dinner first. I'll go and convey these proposals to other members." Not many people knew that Batman was impaled by the soul, and generally only a few veterans were fully aware of the cause and effect.

So, now Yi Ling is Batman, and no one will have any objection to the decision of Batman and the elders.

When Yi Ling finished the Zhenglian meeting again, sitting on the sofa with Superman Meow in his arms, indulging in the great cause of petting cats, and obsessed with Clark's angelic eyes, the Zhenglian magicians finally escaped from the ancient ruins.

"Meow!" Superman excitedly stood up on Yi Ling's lap.

Although I can eat a special meal made by Ah Fu himself every day, and I don’t have to be busy saving people around the world or writing manuscripts every day, I can comfortably nestle on my knees and bask in the sun every day (additionally, I still lie on Bruce’s body!) , which is indeed very happy.But how could Superman be such a man without pursuit?He still has his own responsibilities to shoulder, and the holidays should be over.

Zatanna's eyes lit up when she saw the cats.Yi Ling suspected that she had gotten enough money in the name of the next inspection, so she discussed it with Dr. Fate.The final conclusion is-

"Oh, this magic is not difficult to crack. It is an ancient magic in ancient Egypt. The ancient Egyptian cat god is the goddess Bast, the god of the moon and sex. When she is transformed into a lion, it represents revenge and destruction. But if it is In cat form, it represents love and happiness. In most cases, she is a very kind god."

"So?" Yi Ling had an ominous premonition, especially when he heard about the priesthood of Goddess Best.

"A kiss of true love under the moonlight, or a hearty sex that represents happiness, can break the magic." Zatanna spread her hands: "Look, I said that Goddess Best is very kind and easy to talk The Egyptian gods are enlightened."

Didn't feel it at all!

Yi Ling twitched the corners of his mouth, and asked tentatively, "Can't you use other magic to forcibly break it?"

"The power of Dr. Fate can do it, but I don't recommend it." Zatanna's expression became serious, "Believe it or not, Goddess Best is an ancient god. Forcibly breaking the spell of the gods will lead to the death of the gods." Angry. Given that Best rules sex and domestic happiness..."

"You don't want to be cursed by the Moon Goddess, and then you won't lift it in your next life, right?" Zatanna asked sincerely.