The consequences of toasting in a circle and drinking a few bottles of shochu are not just increased blood flow and slight drunkenness. The most intuitive manifestation is actually a stressed bladder.Zheng Zhiyong wrote down the lyrics while chatting, put his phone in his pocket when he was done, and went to the bathroom to decompress.

Think about the melody while decompressing, wash your hands after decompression, hold up your mobile phone and sing softly, and record your inspiration.

"...I put on my gloves and stand for judgment."

Before ushering in the trial, he first greeted Tian Jungkook who opened the door.

Zheng Zhiyong's right hand was still holding the phone, and he turned his head to look at him: "It's a good thing that the bathroom has a door, isn't it?"

Tian Jungkook: "...Yes." When the inspiration came, he had never substituted his teacher for things like going to the bathroom to record songs, but when he really saw it, he felt that everything was very natural.

Even on the show, Zheng Zhiyong is elegant and erudite, but at the same time has the easy-going and frankness of telling the truth.

"Then don't use such an expression, it makes me feel like you're thinking of something," Jung Jiyong said, "For example... the promotional video BTS made for mama?"

Tian Jungkook: ...Although I think I have a sense of group honor, I don't want to hear the name of BTS at this time!

Zheng Zhiyong patted the younger brother with "Speechless" written on his forehead on the shoulder, and retired with a bright smile.

When he brought some sashimi back to the table by the way, he happened to meet Tian Zhengguo who was also returning to his seat with the sashimi. The two of them put their things on the table, and when they made eye contact, their expressions were different. There was a moment of confusion.

And this kind of entanglement was fully seen by the people present, this time it was Sun Zhouyan who asked the question on behalf of everyone: "Is there any problem?"

"It's nothing." Although Zheng Zhiyong's answer was old-fashioned, it didn't sound perfunctory at all, "I met Jungkook when I came out of the bathroom, so it seems that my speed is really a bit slow."

Jung Jaehyun: "Isn't the teacher hesitating what to eat?"

"It seems to be. I evaluated my tolerance to sashimi. Fortunately, my stomach seems to be fine." As long as he is not allergic, Zheng Zhiyong has nothing to avoid.And because when he was a trainee, SM's teacher evaluated him as "height matters", and since he didn't become an idol later on, his stomach hasn't been damaged much, and it's even much better than the young students.

Hmm... In the car accident nine years ago, Zheng Zhiyong's waist was not healed, and his intestines were squeezed, but it was the legs that were directly crushed. too affected.

"You do what you can," Zheng Zhiyong said, "I only know my own stomach - and I don't understand it completely."

It was Zheng Zhiyong's suggestion to come to the buffet. Some people have a bad stomach, and Zheng Zhiyong's face is not good.But it's a shame to say that when everyone is feasting.

Zheng Zhiyong just scanned the dishes in front of everyone one by one. Except for Kim Mingyu and Zheng Jaehyun who are not going to return for the time being, the recipes of others are not much raw, cold or spicy.The self-management of the new generation of idols in love is hard to say, but the management of diet is not bad.

Getting acne and stomach trouble is really, really annoying.

Jung Jae-hyun interrupted him, and Jungkook didn't have to hesitate to reveal what Mr. Thinker did in the bathroom.While eating with peace of mind, Kim Mingyu expressed his gratitude for being able to digest everything, and then was ridiculed by Zheng Zhiyong: "Eatable is edible, and tolerance is tolerance. If you are not careful, Seventeen will return ten times next time." What about the two? Or do you think rapper is not important so it doesn't matter?"

"There are four people in the hip-hop team, and it doesn't matter if I lose one of them." Everyone is an industry insider. Kim Mingyu doesn't need to be bureaucratic, but he is telling the truth, "A rapper like a teacher is irreplaceable."

"Okay, I'm afraid I can adapt to the position of Yin Jinghanxi in "Pretty" on the stage of Seventeen."

Kim Mingyu almost choked on his drink, and he had to explain to colleagues who didn't know the situation: "Beautiful" stage, Jeonghan-ge sat on the sofa for a long time."

Everyone is an active idol. Although "Pretty" is not Seventeen's famous song, it made them win the first trophy. Others don't know about it, let alone the choreography around the sofa is quite impressive feature.The problem is that the seventeen thirteen people are not easy to distinguish. Yoon Jeonghan had already cut his iconic long hair short when "Pretty" came back. After Kim Mingyu explained it, everyone realized that it turned out that he was sitting on the sofa for a long time. .

Everyone knows what Zheng Zhiyong is making fun of, but as a person with normal IQ and EQ, it is better not to follow Zheng Zhiyong's words too much.Jin Yelin said: "The teacher has full confidence in digesting the part of the sub-vocalist."

"SM's vocal music teaching level is high", Zheng Zhiyong praised his former employer, and then hacked them, "If I look like me, if I can't teach singing, I would have become a rapper."

It’s not SM’s patent for people who can’t sing well and are handsome to become rappers, but this phenomenon is particularly obvious and typical in SM—in other companies, there are people who can’t sing well and are not considered handsome to become rappers In other cases, there are other skills such as Huang Guangxi, and rap is particularly good such as the leader of the BTS and rapmonster Kim Namjoon.

People from both sm and non-sm backgrounds were sprayed, and the camera at the next table raised its voice to inform Min Yalin: "Writer Min, do you want thinker to try the funny route?" Stores with high cost performance are generally not occupied in Seoul, where every inch of land is expensive. There is too much space, even if everyone divides the table, you can hear what others are saying with a little effort.

"Forget it," Zheng Zhiyong said in a coquettish tone, "I prefer the setting of 'professional'."

"I also like the setting of 'smart'." Kim Mingyu said aggrievedly.

Teacher Zheng Zhiyong became serious again: "Mingyu, if your variety show image doesn't have any contrast with your face, how can you explain the repetition?"

"The show is on the air," Kim Yerin said, "Let's see the setting?"

Regardless of the real character, setting in front of the camera is a must.When an idol group debuts, the positioning of the members of a team should reflect the differences, so as to achieve the effect of "there is always one that suits you" for fans. In variety shows, various roles are also needed, so that the audience can choose from each other. If necessary, the writer can also combine different plots based on this. The eight students in "idol cram school" are all studying and endorsing in great pain, but if the camera lens only captures a group of identical hard-working students, this The show is undoubtedly without a future.

The conscious performance of the artist, the writing of the plot by the program team, and the occasional flash of spirituality, the combination of these can become a good variety show.

Now is the time to check the results.

jtbc once aired a variety show "I'm Going to School". The program team cooperated with various high schools to allow entertainers and guests to integrate into the class as transfer students. Joo Hyuk's emergence also allowed An Xiyan to establish a strong image as a top student in the variety show boom after "Up and Down", and her popularity and favorability have further improved. The novelty, the ratings are declining and the broadcast is suspended, but it has existed for a long time, and it also proves the feasibility of this genre closely related to learning and life in the field of variety shows.

If it weren't for the precedent of "I'm Going to School", it would not be so easy for "idol cram school" to attract sponsors and invite people to broadcast in the summer, just like "runningman", which is famous in Asia, was actually born out of " In Infinite Challenge, a well-received game segment called "Take the Money and Run" is not uncommon in variety shows to inherit and develop.

The judgments made by the program group and the TV station on the market were basically correct. As soon as the theme of tutoring for the college entrance examination came out, many student parties who were on summer vacation became interested.Public schools in South Korea leave school early. If you want to be admitted to a good university, you have to go to a private school or make up your own lessons. As a result, cram schools, large and small, emerge in endlessly, and together with campus life, they constitute the youth of most students.The third-party high school students who will take the college entrance examination in November this year are even more cramped to make up for it.

Tutoring by yourself is painful, watching someone else tutoring is another matter.Not to mention people who are taking tutoring, college students who have basically escaped from the sea of ​​suffering, or even those who have graduated and entered the workplace. As long as they lived back and forth between schools and colleges and have such a complex about the past, let’s see how thinker can give people extra lessons Not bad either.

Li Yuanhao, who has been a good brother for a while, persuaded his parents to let Li Yuanzhu, who is three months away from the college entrance examination, have a rare time to relax. Li Yuanzhu, who had just finished a set of math papers, collapsed on the sofa: "Brother, do you feel like Back when I was watching Show Me The Money last year?"

"Really?" Li Yuanhao originally wanted to sit next to his sister, but when he saw Li Yuanzhu limp into a puddle of mud, he moved away silently, "I remember you were quite energetic back then."

Li Yuanzhu: "Brother, when you were in the third year of high school?"

"Fortunately, smart phones have not yet become popular, so the temptation is much less." Li Yuanhao said.

"That's why I ushered in a more mature version directly after my military service."

Li Yuanhao: ...there was too little entertainment in the early years. He is a normal person with entertainment needs. After he came out of the army, he was directly greeted with a smart phone with a certain level of memory, network speed, and applications. He was really addicted to it. a period of time.If he hadn't finished his college entrance examination and went to serve in the military, and after completing his military service, he was a freshman in Sungkyunkwan, and he still had time to catch up, it's hard to say whether he would get his graduation certificate.

"That's better than you are now," Li Yuanhao said, "You should go to a good university first."

"and then?"

"And then, after Sky comes out, it may not be smooth sailing in the future, but if you go to Dongguohuyuan casually, you will definitely have a lot of troubles after you come out."

Li Yuanzhu is willing to listen to this instead: "It's still my brother who is willing to tell me the truth, and my parents will only say 'you just need to go to university'."

Ten years ago, of course adults said what children believed, but now, if nothing else is said, Li Yuanzhu would not believe it just by looking at how hard his own brother was when he graduated and was looking for a job.

"I'll say, look, it's not easy for me to find a job in Sungkyunkwan. You don't study hard enough to get into Seoul University or something? Or you can be your idol's younger sister."

At present, Li Yuanzhu only knows that she is going to a good university, and she has no idea what to do in the future. After hearing this, she thought about it seriously: "Do you want to stop with the same major?"

Li Yuanhao hates iron and steel: "Didn't you read thinker's manuscripts and vapps one by one? How did he explain "London Coachman" You forgot?"

Although idols are somewhat deviant and idealistic, what is rare is that they have a deep understanding of reality and dare to write about it. As a fan, how come Li Yuanzhu hasn't learned anything?

"Then...artificial intelligence?" It's not that Li Yuanzhu didn't learn it, she just reacted a little slowly.If you think about it carefully, there are so many people who learn Japanese, and to stand out from them, you must have a certain depth, English, Japanese, and maybe one more... Forget it, the reason why idols are idols is that some places are Is it unattainable?

Li Yuanzhu was worried about his future, but at the same time, he couldn't help feeling that Zheng Zhiyong's combination of talent and personality is really rare in the world, and he deserves to be the idol he looked for after many years.

"Hello students."

At the beginning of "idol cram school", Zheng Zhiyong, who is wearing a casual shirt and looks tall and elegant, looks young and steady, walks into the "classroom" built by the program group. He gently puts the folder on the podium, smiling Has convincing power.

Li Yuanzhu's fingers were entangled and clasped on his chest, and Zheng Zhiyong's eyes on the camera were really teased.

As a face control, there is of course another important reason why she can have a meal with Zheng Zhiyong-that is, she looks good.

Even if Zheng Zhiyong is handsome for only three seconds, he soon sighs "ah, I'm so nervous" with the zoomed-out shot showing the empty classroom and the seat that has not yet welcomed the owner, which is also a different kind of cuteness.

Good-looking people do everything right.

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