[Comprehensive British and American] The daily collapse of the villain

After that, Misha chose to live in the Avengers Building, or the original room.

"Is there really no need to break the wall between you and James?" Tony joked.

Misha: "..."

Misha: "No, no need."

Bucky rubbed the little girl's head; he seemed to like her soft black hair.He answered with a slight smile, "Sooner or later, you will need it."

Misha blinked, "Sooner or later?"

The two men were obviously not going to explain what they meant, they just laughed together, confusing Misha.

the other side

Peter ran around in the living room, holding a communicator in his hand, acting like a secret agent, and whispered, "Captain Captain, I'm Peter, have you bought the cake yet?"

"Soon." Steve was waiting in the crowded crowd, "Let Tony and Bucky wait a little longer."

Peter nodded solemnly, "Yes, I promise to complete the task, and I will never let down the trust of the organization."

Steve: "..."

Steve: "Well, Peter, don't get too involved, we're just having a birthday party."

"Eh? Okay, okay." Peter the Dramatist nodded again in confusion, "Don't worry, Captain!"

"Spider Boy, come and help!" Hawkeye was hanging a balloon, but it was too high, so he wanted to stick it with Spiderman's spider silk.

"Okay!" Peter responded first, and then hurriedly sent the latest news to Mr. Stark, "Mr. Stark, please wait a little longer!"

Tony, wearing a bluetooth headset, expressed no pressure. Heh, chatting with little girls is what he is best at as a playboy.

But Misha didn't follow the routine at all.

"I'll watch TV for a while." She said as she walked towards the living room, where Clint and the others were deploying.

Tony and Bucky looked at each other, "Who's coming?"

Bucky was pushed out, he smiled and said, "It's better to go for a walk outside, the sun is just right today."

"Okay," Misha agreed immediately, and she looked at Tony, "Is Mr. Stark coming?"

Tony said in his heart that James has you, and shrugged with a teasing smile, "I don't think the two of you will need a light bulb like me when they are dating."

"Hey, is this a date?" Misha found herself feeling embarrassed more and more recently, probably because she has been single for too long.

She looked at Bucky, who couldn't help but smile, "Then let's go first."

Tony nodded, but found Misha walking towards the living room again.

"Wait!" Tony and Bucky yelled together, Misha turned her head and asked in a good-tempered manner, "What's the matter?"

"Hey, James, the only way out is the elevator in the living room!" Tony just remembered, and he quickly whispered to Bucky.

"Then doesn't this have to go through?" Bucky felt that he had made a wrong choice, he frowned, and thought of a countermeasure, "Maybe it can be done like this."

As he spoke, he pointed to the window, and made a gesture of falling with his hand.

Tony thought he was kidding me? ! "It's tens of meters above the ground!" He seriously doubted whether Bucky didn't know that he was the richest man in New York.If so, how could it be possible to build a bungalow? ?

Bucky withdrew his hand silently, and asked sincerely, "Then what should we do?"

Tony: "..." Forget it, let's take one step at a time.

"I mean, I want to follow along too." Tony said haha ​​at Misha's puzzled eyes.

Misha nodded and said with a smile, "It's just right, Mr. Stark can help me find a birthday cake, because Jarvis said that your refrigerator will never be short of desserts."

Tony: "..." Birthday cake? ? ?

Tony played dumb, "What birthday cake?"

"Ah, today is my birthday." Misha just remembered and forgot to tell everyone. She explained, "Although I am not particularly keen on desserts, buying a cake is a formality." In fact, at this time of year , Misha is the same.

Tony and Bucky looked at each other.

The tacit understanding between the two has reached the point where they can teleport meaning.

Bucky: Didn't you say she forgot her birthday?

Tony: Because that's how Peter was last time.And if Peter knew it was his birthday, he would come over to celebrate immediately.Where did I think that Misha was different from him... Shouldn't young people think in the same way?

Bucky was expressionless: Do you compare your son with other girls?

Tony: It's been said that Peter is not my son!

"Actually," Bucky cleared his throat, pretending he didn't know anything, and said softly, "We've already prepared a birthday party for you."

Tony:!traitor!He actually got the favorability first!

……

In the end, none of the originally envisioned plans were realized, because the routine, a small watch, did not cooperate at all.When Steve came back, it was Misha who opened the door.

He was startled, and quickly hid the birthday cake in his hands behind his back.Misha raised a smile, "I see, captain, there is no need to hide."

Steve: "..." How about proceeding in secret?

The Avengers behind the group had already giggled, completely forgetting how they were in a daze before.

He quickly adjusted, and while taking out the cake, he did not forget to wish her, "Happy birthday, Misha."

Fireworks were set off behind the scenes, and everyone said in unison, "Happy birthday!!"

"Thank you!" Misha was so moved that she didn't know what to say. She was trying to figure out the words, "This is the best birthday I've ever had." After she finished speaking, the corners of her eyes rolled.

"Let's cut the cake!"

As soon as the cake was cut, the entire Avengers broke out.Details are as follows.

"Look at my face covered in cake!" Peter excitedly wiped it on his face, "Aunt Mei said it's a tradition in other countries."

"It's too wasteful, Peter." Foodie Hawkeye said that he would not waste any ingredients.But before he could finish his sentence, the cake in Peter's hand accidentally dropped, and it smacked onto his face.

Peter: "..."

Hawkeye: "..."

"What I said before is invalid." Hawkeye twitched the corner of his mouth, picked up a piece of cake, and threw it at Peter.

Peter hurriedly covered his head to avoid it, and the cake flew over his head and landed on Tony's face.

Now there are three people in a daze.

Tony pulled down the cake expressionlessly, "Jarvis, order two more 12-inch cakes, and throw them directly on the heads of Peter and Hawkeye when they arrive."

Jarvis: ...

Tony swung back, and with Steve's voice of not littering, the cake hit another person who was going to get the plate.

Dr. Banner: "..."

"Hulk really wants to attend the birthday party." He said sincerely, "I especially want to play with Stark."

The situation after that was completely chaotic.

Misha and Natasha tried their best to suppress the Hulk, the scene of cakes flying around, Steve loudly controlled the situation, but someone threw a piece in the middle of the face, a second later, Steve joined the chaotic situation.

Tony was very skillful, and he threw it fast and vigorously. He covered the faces of two people in one fell swoop. He couldn't help laughing and said, "Look, I'm the master at throwing cakes."

The two people who were thrown - Bucky and Steve, looked at him together.

Captain America: Civil War. Beginning

Falcon, as a good friend of Steve, said that the grievances accumulated during the laps in the morning can finally be used. He joined Tony's camp and offered to help throw.

Tony said that these two old popsicles are too capable of attacking. He threw a cake and tried to win sympathy with his old friendship, "Hey, captain, enough is enough! You two fight one!" Although Falcon joined, the old group The target of the attack is still concentrated on him

Steve said he could still throw it, and when Tony said two-on-one, he joked, "Because Bucky is my friend."

Tony said that this reason is really bad. He had a face full of disbelief and pretended to be serious and asked, "Am I not your friend?"

Steve also pretended to be serious, "It's a fan friend."

Tony: "..." He always felt that Steve was still taking revenge for the cake he threw.

Bucky was a little regretful that there was only one attack mode, and he yelled through the air, "Tony, how about you make a cake machine gun someday?"

Tony: "...you might as well ask me to fix tractors." Are you kidding me, if he used his IQ like this, Stark Industries would have closed down long ago, okay?

Hawkeye's eyes lit up, and he continued, "It's just that our tractor is broken. If you don't mind, go and fix it!"

Tony: "..."

Tony: "I don't think my talents can be wasted by you like this. How about I fix a robot that defends the world?"

Avengers 2. Beginning

Misha and Natasha are sitting on the sofa.

While eating the cake, Misha said, "The bigger the man, the more naive?"

Natasha replied, "I think so."

The author has something to say: the number of words exploded XD

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