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Captain America was scared to cry by Iron Man!

Is there anything scarier than this?

The news was first delivered by Falcon Sam running out of the bathroom, and then resounded throughout the Avengers Building.

The superheroes were startled.

According to the dictation of the first eyewitness Sam, the scenes on the scene are really hard to describe.

The hero may be too nervous and excited, speaking as fast as rap:

"I pulled up my pants, washed my hands, and walked out of the bathroom—I thought to hell, what a scene I saw! The ninth wonder of the living world!"

He danced and danced: "The cap was pressed against the wall by the iron man, very close, very close - so close that you couldn't help pressing their heads."

Banner asked him plainly: "Then you pressed it?"

"Nooooo of course not!" Sam's eyes widened. "The point is not whether they should kiss or not. The point is that Iron Man held down Captain America and made Captain America cry!"

Natasha and Button looked at each other.

"Pity." She spread her hands, expressing regret.

Hawkeye persistently asked, "Can we still see it now?"

Before Sam could answer, a slightly displeased voice suddenly came from behind: "What are you looking at?"

Everyone sewed zippers on their mouths one after another; at the same time, they poked their heads openly.

Sure enough, Captain America stood behind Iron Man. The tall young man's eyes were still red, and he looked like a large dog in the rain.That look is really endearing.

Natasha couldn't help putting on a motherly smile:

"What's wrong with you, Steve?"

Iron Man let out a cold snort from his nasal cavity, and he put his butt down heavily on the chair.In fact, he was quite frightened just now, and now he is preparing to calm down.

"Tell me about yourself, miss."

Miss?

Natasha slowly raised her eyebrows and smiled.The rest of the Avengers looked at each other, question marks floating above their heads.

Abby stutters and explains why.When it came to the end, sadness came from it, and I couldn't help crying again, but was stared back by Iron Man.

He rolled his eyes: "Don't take that face, you kind of make me maladjusted."

The opposite of his icy demeanor is Sam's enthusiasm.Reversing the panic just now, he greeted Abby with greetings.

He sensed that the girl might be frightened, so he deliberately made an exaggerated expression to tease her.Abby was still in tears, but she couldn't help watching after being tormented by him, and laughed when she saw it.

Iron Man twirled the chair boredly, pursed his mouth, and let out a mocking sound of "puff puff puff".

Button looked on coldly, and whispered to Natasha by the way: "He used to tease you like this. You know, Falcon's little trick."

Natasha rolled his eyes at him: "He used to do that to all the girls."

Hawkeye retorted in a low voice without thinking: "Of course not." He secretly made a gourd-shaped hand, "His tricks are only for the one he likes the most."

As for which model it is, just look at the figures of Natasha and Abby.

Natasha raised her eyebrows with a half-smile: "However, it seems that our suave Mr. Stark is a bit abnormal."

This libertine has always had a flamboyant mouth, but today he has changed his mind.Very bad attitude towards girls.

Button shrugged: "Maybe it's because she hasn't changed her face back yet."

Natasha added sweetly: "It's more likely because he was scared to death by Captain America's tears."

After talking, the two good partners laughed in mutual understanding.

Natasha and Hawkeye had a hot chat, and this Sam and Abby had a good atmosphere.Just as Sam was about to test the blonde beauty's phone number, Iron Man finally jumped up impatiently:

"I-Dao, do you really believe her nonsense? Soul swapping? Ha! Even if Stark Enterprises goes bankrupt, I won't believe her punctuation!"

He stood up abruptly from his chair, his leather shoes making a dull sound on the floor.He was not tall, but he was imposing; Abby shivered like a hamster under his shadow.

The tall and burly Captain America was about to cry again, so Sam came to the rescue: "But look, this is Cap's body, there is no doubt about it."

As he spoke, he tugged Abby's cheek.

Then Natasha, Hawkeye... They took turns kneading Captain America's handsome face, like kneading a piece of dough; Natasha even scratched her chin.

The last few people nodded seriously.

Even the most honest Dr. Banner looked a little ready to move, but in the end he just gave Abby an awkward but polite smile.

Abby: "..."

Those sea-like blue eyes were wet and wrinkled like two eggs poached in a frying pan.Abby clutched her ravaged cheek in aggrieved way, it was a little red now.

Natasha and Button had had enough fun, and they chimed in with one voice: "This is Captain America."

Tony's eyes could almost roll out.He was too lazy to look at this group of laughing childish ghosts, and his caramel-colored pupils locked on Abby again.

"If what you say is true, prove it to me."

Abby twisted the hem of her jacket.

She didn't even have a second to think, so she raised her hand weakly:

"Can I make a phone call?"

……

Steve was sitting on the toilet when Abby's call came.

He presses the call button.The phone ringing was interrupted, replaced by Abby's panicked and pitiful voice:

"Steve, we exposed..."

Steve frowned, sighing.He found that he was not surprised by the result.

Immediately afterwards, Abby explained the whole story like a child who found her parents. She spoke faster and faster, not at all like the repeater at the beginning; in the end, she seemed to get carried away with the complaint, and the choked cry came out again. , howling heart-piercingly:

"He... (sniffs), it's really scary, scary—"

Iron Man was described by her as an evil ghost.

And she herself was sobbing and crying like a two-hundred-pound child.

Steve clenched his phone tightly, trying to calm her down:

"Listen Abby, don't cry yet, I promise I'll be right over—"

"You must come, woo woo woo—"

Steve faintly heard a familiar laugh on the other end of the phone, like Natasha and Hawkeye; followed by Tony's slurred curses, and Abby only had time to shout before the call was cut off.

Steve: "..."

It sounds like Princess Abby was kidnapped by a member of the Avengers.

And Steve Knight has to overcome all obstacles to rescue her.

Steve Knight could have fought all day without getting tired, and he wasn't even afraid of picking three dragons by himself.But he's a little low on energy right now.

It's like a battery that was originally full, but now most of it has dropped, leaving only one cell.

And the lack of energy was also the reason why he was sitting on the toilet and couldn't get up for a long time.

It was rare for him to have a frowning face, feeling the gurgling spring continuously gushing from his lower body.

Sore calves, stomach ache.

This kind of pain is different from the kind of pain that Captain America walks in the rain of bullets and feels fists and feet; it is intermittent, vague, like a pregnant woman's dystocia, the pain is connected to the subtle meridians, stirring in the abdomen It turned upside down.

When it is violent, it almost makes people think that it can bring out a fuzzy mass of flesh and blood!

——Yes, Captain America, he has menstruation.

He rarely panicked.Various thoughts lingered in my mind: Could it be that the dignified avenger vanguard has even done such things as using his daughter's toilet, but now he has to pay for a small period?

Take a deep breath, it's just a period.

Sure enough, girls will be cranky when they come to menstruation!

Captain America regained his spirits.He mustered up his courage, stretched out his hand, and touched the tampon lying aside.

……

(The next thing should be violently coded at the strong request of Captain America)

……

Steve rushed all the way to the Avengers Building and went straight to the small conference room.As soon as the door opened, the 1.8-meter-eight Abby threw herself into his arms like a child finally waiting for her parents to pick her up.

Not only weak, but now the weak Captain America was staggered by her.

His already pale face turned even paler.

Abby was putting her head into his arms in a "little bird-like way", when she raised her head, she was startled by him again.

"Steve, what's the matter with you?"

She was so nervous that she wished she could touch him all over.But in the public, after all, shame is at work.

Steve deliberately avoided the malicious eyes of his partners and waved at Abby.

Abby lowered her head and turned her ears blankly.

Steve leaned closer to her ear.Following his statement word by word, Abby's face turned red all the way to the base of her neck!Her face also changed from the grievance and timidity just now to shame, shame, and shame!

——Finally settled on sympathy.

The Avengers stared at the interaction between the two without blinking, eating melons happily.

Abby's heart is heavy.She patted Steve on the shoulder, with concern in her weak voice:

"You you you... are you okay?"

She's stuck again.

Steve reached out his hand to touch her golden-haired head kindly, and smiled kindly: "I'm fine, I don't feel much."

Liar, he is gritting his teeth!Captain America is now transformed into the little mermaid, and every step he takes is like an enemy stabbing him in the stomach.

He can't laugh too hard, otherwise it will cause blood collapse.

This smile with almost no curvature, in Abby's eyes, is undoubtedly a forced smile.

Abby thought sadly, what kind of strength is this!What a great friendship?

She had a sore nose and was about to cry again.

Steve felt bad when he saw her sniffing, so he called "stop—" so loudly that Abby was stunned by his yelling.

Steve began to reflect on his mood swings during his period again!For fear of hurting her fragile little heart, he hurriedly spoke softly to comfort her.During the time he talked to Abby, he completely ignored the group of people sitting in the conference room.

He figured with his toes that they were watching a show.

When Steve finally led Abby, who was trying to shrink behind him, to the companions, the eyes on him were more intense than ever.

He had never thought Sam's teasing whistle so harsh!

Tony cleared his throat: "Cap, you know—sometimes, restraint is hard."

"It's not difficult at all."

The blond beauty with a thin waist and big breasts refuted his point of view with a serious expression, but instead he spread his hands and turned to everyone:

"Now, laugh."

In the next second, the ruthless ridicule from the members of the Avengers "Hahahahahahahahahaha" almost toppled the entire roof!

The author has something to say:

All staff ooc... But sometimes this kind of ooc is also quite interesting, isn't it?

PS You want Aunt Stewart to satisfy you.

Now, laugh!