Jia Lian of the Red Chamber

For a while, when I arrived at Rongqing hall, Jia Mu was surrounded by Sanchun and Daiyu Baoyu for breakfast. When she met Jia Lian, Jia Mu was busy adding bowls and chopsticks.

Jia Lian ate a few gold and silver cakes with hot soup cakes, and ate two pieces of jujube cakes and chestnut nests. Jia's mother ordered him to serve him a bowl of rouge porridge. Jia Lian finally filled his stomach and declined. I got the quail eggs rewarded by Jia Mu.

But Daiyu Sanchun sisters were startled by Jia Lian's bearded image.

Jia Lian's handsomeness is obvious to all, and now he has been buried like this. The speed at which he eats is also frightening. Although Jia Lian did not make a sound when eating soup, cakes and porridge, the speed is really frighteningly fast. It seems that he swallowed it without chewing. , It hurts my stomach to see it.

Daiyu and the others couldn't help looking at Jia Baoyu, who had pink cheeks and peach cheeks, and all of them burst into laughter when they thought that this pink face was covered with beards.

Baoyu didn't know that the sisters were laughing at him, but he pulled Jia Lian to ask carefully: "Second brother Lian, why did you become like this? Didn't it mean that Xuezheng was well prepared for the country's official position this time, and the conditions for the examination room are very good?" , is there hot soup and hot water supply, and a charcoal fire basin?"

Jia Lian said with a smile: "The test shed is narrow. Once you lie down, you put your head on the east wall and your feet on the west wall. When you sit up, you lean your back against the north wall and kick your legs to the door. No matter how good the conditions are, put them here." How can you be comfortable in a small space, and besides, the imperial examinations are meant to sharpen talents, and everyone is rushing to jump the dragon's gate, not to enjoy the blessings, and if they want to enjoy the blessings, they will not go to the scientific examinations!"

Baoyu was so frightened that he looked at Jia Lian's sloppy appearance and thought to himself, this imperial examination is really not for people.He is not short of money or food and clothing, so forget it!

Seeing Baoyu's frightened face, Jia's mother smiled and told Jia Lian, "Imperial examinations are the most exhausting, so don't delay here. Go back and wash up and rest. You and Feng girl are not here for a few days. Take care of yourself and rest!"

Jia Lian was in the middle of his arms: "Thank you grandma for your mercy!"

After leaving Jia Mu, Jia Lian smelled himself, bah, it smelled so bad, and decided to go back to wash up first, and then go to Dongfu to visit his father, so he sent Long'er to deliver a letter, and came home by himself.

When Sister Feng came home, she slumped on the imperial concubine's couch like a soft-footed shrimp and panted, Ping'er was so frightened: "Who did Grandma meet, and she was so scared?"

Sister Feng blushed and spat: "Who did you meet? You met a ghost!"

Seeing that she didn't seem really annoyed, Ping'er's heart moved, and he pursed his lips and asked with a smile: "Could it be that the second master is in a hurry again?"

Sister Feng was stunned for a moment, spat and hummed to herself, and then told Ping'er: "Hurry up and prepare the fragrant bath, your second master will come back as soon as he speaks."

Ping'er frowned: "Second Master will make a fuss when he goes back to the bath, I won't go except Grandma who can persuade him, Second Grandma can go by herself!"

When Sister Feng heard this, she was trampled on her feet, and immediately became annoyed: "Damn, you are a close girl. What does a close girl do? Isn't it just serving the men for grandma? Be honest and serve me well!"

Sister Feng rubbed her cheeks, the soup was hot, she gritted her teeth and scolded Jia Lian for being impatient, and made up her mind that she couldn't serve Jia Lian to take a bath today, and she would have to wait until evening, otherwise, she wouldn't go out tomorrow.

When Jia Lian came home, Sister Feng had already gone to her son's and daughter's room to play cats. Jia Lian couldn't go to her son's room to snatch people no matter how messed up, but the little wife Ping'er disappeared, so Jia Lian had to accept Feng'er's relationship with a stranger The little girl who kept her head rubbed his back, no matter how romantic she is, she won't be able to do it.

Jia Lian has been away for nearly two months, feeling as uncomfortable as a cat scratching her heart, leaning against the wall of the bucket, gritting her teeth and scolding Sister Feng: Wait until I catch you, I can't kill you!I also thought that Ping'er had disappeared, which was a coincidence.He couldn't help scolding Ping'er again: This little rascal, he's a scumbag with the same nostrils as her master!

For a while, he sighed again: What kind of life is my life? Other women are piled up in a pile, and I met such two suffocating things here!

Jia Lian looked at Feng'er, her face was fair, and then at her breasts, hey, he didn't have any flesh, so he panicked thinking about it, so let's forget it.Even Ping'er, Jia Lian is getting more and more disliked now, he twists his arms and legs even more than Sister Feng, and Sister Feng will resist if she tosses hard, the smell is hot enough.

Ping'er looks nimble and beautiful, but she's like a piece of wood, she won't grunt even after you've tossed her to death, making it even more boring!

It can also be urgent!

Jia Lian spat, and now there is no emergency!

Jia Lian was bored here for a while, seeing that it was still early, he decided to go to the East Courtyard first to see his father Jia She, and to explain some things to his father.

For a while, Jia Lian rode to the east courtyard, and met Jia Amnesty listening to a little song with Xiao Yaoer in his arms.

Seeing Jia Lian coming, he dispersed the crowd.

Jia Lian entered the flower hall to greet Jia She, and just got up when a fat man next to him came to salute Jia Lian: "Second brother, the exam is very hard!"

Only then did Jia Lian realize that Jia Cong also listened to the music there.

Thinking of Jia She's appearance just now, Jia Lian couldn't help but have a headache. What can Jia Cong learn from his father?

It was only then that he remembered that the spring government school was about to recruit new students, and this Jia Cong could no longer be allowed to mess with his father.

Originally, Jia Lian was coming to discuss Yuanchun's affairs, but now he suddenly realized that Jia Cong's affairs were also very urgent. It was enough for him to clean up the mess for a dude, and he didn't want to add a dude brother.

Seeing Jia Lian looking at Jia Cong with unfriendly eyes, Jia Amnesty waved Jia Cong back.Turning around, he asked Jia Lian, "You just came out of the examination room? How did you do?"

Jia Lian nodded: "It's okay!"

Jia She frowned: "What does it mean? 900 people, how many do you think you can get?"

Jia Lian thought about it carefully: "Let's be in the top one hundred!"

Hearing this, Jia She jumped up in a fright: "How much?"

Jia Lian was taken aback, thinking that his father disliked him for failing the exam, so he stretched out his thumb and little finger, and then changed it to thumb and index finger!

Jia Amnesty grabbed Jia Lian's hand, grasping his thumb and index finger with both hands: "How much is this, eighty?"

Jia Lian nodded: "Yeah!"

Jia She immediately laughed, laughed for a long time, dragged Jia Lian and ran out: "Hurry up, hurry up and kowtow to the ancestors, this is, this is the smoke from the ancestor's grave, the ancestors have manifested their spirits, and the ancestors bless you!"

Hearing this, Jia Lian hurriedly pulled Jia She back: "This is just my own estimate, and the specific results will not be counted until the list of the Tribute Court comes out."

Jia Amnesty walked back and forth with arms crossed, finally stopped, and said to Jia Lian, "There is nothing wrong with that. You told me in the last court exam that you could get 500 in the exam, but you got 120 in the exam. One time it was 300. I guess you can enter the top [-]. The [-] candidates in the year before the university were referred to as Jinshi and the [-]th. This year there are more than half of the candidates. "

As Jia She said, he thumped Jia Lian's chest: "My good son, you will definitely win both rankings this time, and you will be a Jinshi!"

"Hahaha, my Jia Amnesty's son has also become a Jinshi, let me see how those whores compare to me!"

Jia Lian thought that Jia She was going to say that he was glorious, but in the end he wanted to flirt with his dude friends.

Jia Lian was disappointed here, and Jia Amnesty suddenly said: "Let's go, this is a big matter for Guangzong Yaozu, we have to discuss it with Zhen'er, this time we have to unite the two prefectures to make a big deal, at least sing him three times. It's a big show, and it's going to be a three-day banquet!"

Jia Lian was taken aback, and hurriedly stopped him: "Don't worry, even if you become a Jinshi, you have to retake the imperial examination to count. You should hold back first. I'll tell you all the time. You just need to listen to your son. You will have a good time in the future."

Obviously there is a good thing that can't be boasted, Jia She is very uncomfortable, very unhappy: "Let's talk about it at home, Zhen'er is not an outsider?"

Jia Lian couldn't speak ill of Jia Zhen, so he could only say: "The slave masters in their mansion are more lax than ours. Our place was almost emptied by slaves. I'm afraid they are all loyal?"

Jia Amnesty was right when he thought about it, so he had no choice but to give up going to the East Mansion to show off, but he held on to Jia Lian and did not let go. This son has suddenly exerted himself recently, which is really too uplifting, and he is too proud of his father.

Jia Amnesty kept Jia Lian, and at the same time ordered the kitchen to prepare the banquet, and at the same time told the troupe master: "This play will not be sung, it will start again, and it will be on the play list. I want to order a new play!"

For a while, the troupe reopened, and Jia Amnesty sent someone to invite Jia Zhen and Jia Qiang to come to the house to listen to the opera. Mrs. Xing wanted to take part in the opera, but was dismissed by Jia Amnesty: "Masters discuss things, what do you do for a woman?" lively?"

When the food and wine were served, Jia Amnesty brought Jia Lian a glass of wine by himself, and said, "You've made me look good, I'll buy you a glass!"

This is a treatment that Jia Lian has never enjoyed.

Jia Lian hurriedly got up, stood and received Jia Amnesty's reward: "Thank you, master!"

All of a sudden, Jia Zhen and Jia Qiang also came to toast. Jia Lian hadn't touched a drop of alcohol these days, and when he got drunk, he toasted next to each other. It's almost time for dinner, and Jia Lian hasn't left the table yet.

Besides, when Sister Feng learned that Jia Lian had gone out, she hurriedly ordered to prepare banquets and lunches to reward Jia Lian. It's pitiful to eat fried noodles for nine days.

Unexpectedly, lunch was over, and Jia Lian did not come home. Sister Feng sent someone to inquire, but said that Jia Lian and Jia Amnesty and Jia Zhen had already drunk. Sister Feng was very annoyed when she saw the table full of food. Let people pack the meals into boxes and send them to the east courtyard for additional dishes.

In the end, Zhao'er sent a message, saying that she had asked the second master and was going home for dinner.

Sister Feng got Xin'er to arrange a dinner early, but she didn't see Jia Lian at dinner time. Now Sister Feng got angry and told Ping'er, "Don't wait, let's eat by ourselves, don't you know how to drink?"

Ping'er knew Jia Lian's bad temper, so he quietly persuaded Sister Feng: "Grandma, don't lose the big because of the small!"

Sister Feng stared: "How do you say that?"

Ping'er said: "Second master has been absent for two months. Today, she told grandma to take a bath. Grandma refused, so she went to the east courtyard in anger. Grandma knows exactly what those girls in the east courtyard are. The eldest wife dares to seduce the master, but now there is the younger and more promising second master, don't they surround him like flies?"

Sister Feng was startled when she heard the words, yes, that time, in front of herself and the eldest wife, Qiutong dared to flirt with the old man and touch his little hand, is it okay to do it behind someone's back?

Sister Feng suddenly had a toothache: "What should I do? Is it possible that I should go and arrest him personally? Don't say that I dare not face the elder, even if I dare to go, your second master will not take the opportunity to arrest Joe?"

Ping'er frowned: "That's true, how can this be good?"

Sister Feng looked at Ping'er Fen Ruirui's face, and immediately pursed her lips with joy: "Ping'er, you can go to Dongfu to pick up your second master, okay?"

Ping'er flinched: "I don't dare, either the Eldest Master and Second Master, or the Eldest Wife can kill me!"

Sister Feng bared her teeth: "How can I do this?"

Ping'er rolled his eyes and murmured in his ear: "Grandma might as well ask Steward Zhao to go, and say that my brothers and sisters are crying and looking for the second master!"

Sister Feng sneered: "Brother and sister are only half a year old, and they already know how to cry for their father, so they are still smart? Who would believe it?"

Ping'er pursed her lips and laughed: "It's enough for the second master to believe it!"

When Sister Feng heard it, she couldn't help laughing: "That's right, go and invite Brother Zhao!"

Suddenly Zhao Liangdong came, and after hearing what Sister Feng said, he agreed wholeheartedly: "Grandma, don't worry, I will definitely bring the second master back."

Zhao Liangdong was also afraid that Jia She would bring Jia Lian under his wing, and that Jia Zhen from the East Mansion was not a decent person, she did things top-notch and fooled Jia Qiang, Jia Qiang was also a fool, and respected him as his own father.

He is a servant who dare not say these words, but now that Sister Feng is taking the lead, he just goes along with the flow.

For a while, Zhao Liangdong ordered someone to carry the soft sedan chair to the East Mansion. Jia Lian and the others were already dizzy from drinking, not to mention Ping'er's guess was quite accurate. The girl stood behind Jia Lian, leaning her whole body on Jia Lian, pinching his shoulders for him.

When Zhao Liangdong entered the room, he heard the girl's whining voice: "Second Master, you have been writing in the Gongyuan for nine days and nights. Give you a pinch to make sure you are comfortable."

Zhao Liangdong said in his heart that it was dangerous, he knew this vixen, and he had hooked up with Jia Amnesty a long time ago, it was a muddy quagmire, it was really despicable and shameless to want to get involved with the second master.

Zhao Liangdong greeted Jia Amnesty first, then Jia Zhenjia Qiang, and finally Jia Lian, and said softly: "My brother and sister have been crying endlessly since the evening, and the younger one went to ask, and the second grandma said, this is my brother. My sister misses you, Second Master, so I sent my little one over to pick you up!"

When Jia Zhen heard this, she burst out laughing.

But Jia Qiang took it seriously: "Oh, this little cousin is very smart, he remembers you, second uncle, at only half a year old?"

When Jia Lian heard the words, she knew what Sister Feng meant, and she was very pleased. She pushed the boat along the way, got up and annoyed Jia Amnesty and Jia Zhen: "I have to go first. My brother is crying so badly. I have to go back and coax him!"

Jia Zhen hadn't had enough to drink, and when she saw that Jia Lian was really about to leave, she hurriedly stopped her: "This must be Brother Feng's mischief, do you believe her?"

But Jia Amnesty stopped Jia Zhen: "Let him go, let's drink ours!"

Jia Zhen was already [-]% drunk: "My lord, have you been deceived?"

Now Jia Amnesty likes Sister Feng very much, she is capable and sensible, and she is willing to protect her in-law's family, and the most important thing is that she gave birth to a grandson for him. The more he looks at her, the more he likes this daughter-in-law.

He has to protect Sister Feng so that his big family can prosper.So I pulled Jia Zhen and didn't allow him to stop Jia Lian: "Let him go, we don't know how to play without him, come, come, drink, after drinking, let's go to push Pai Gow again, don't leave today if you don't lose all your chips Ah, Brother Qiang, you are not allowed to leave either!"

Jia Lian went back to Dejia, already unable to stand on his feet, but he was thinking of Sister Feng beautifully in his heart: Heh heh heh, I teach you how to be proud, this time I am not here to beg the master, I will let you know how to deceive the master later What will happen to you, let's see if I don't fight you three hundred times!

When they arrived at Rongguo Mansion, Zhao Liangdong ordered a healthy woman to be replaced, and the sedan chair was directly carried into the Daylily Hall.

Zhao Liangdong opened the curtain, and Jia Lian fell asleep comfortably again. This time, he lost too much energy.

Zhao Liangdong had no choice but to carry Jia Lian back to the room himself, which surprised Sister Feng Ping'er, thinking that something was wrong with Jia Lian, but turned out to be drunk.

Sister Feng couldn't help but gritted her teeth and secretly hated, this drunk cat made her restless all day, but he was fine, and went to have fun and get drunk. I don't know if anyone at home is thinking about it?

Zhao Liangdong didn't dare to enter Sister Feng's boudoir, so Sister Feng had to support Jia Lian by herself, thanked Ping'er and sent Zhao Liangdong out.

Ping'er hurriedly stepped forward to help, half hugging and half dragging, at least got Jia Lian into the room. Ping'er took off Jia Lian's boots, ordered the little girl to fetch water, and washed Jia Lian's feet herself.

Sister Feng twisted the handkerchief to wipe Jia Lian's face and hands, and took off all the wine-stained clothes on the outside. Fortunately, Jia Lian had bathed and her underwear was still clean.

Jia Lian was lying horizontally, half of his body fell outside the kang, and he could not move himself, lest Sister Feng hold his head and Ping'er hold his feet and turn him around again.As a result, Jia Lian was woken up by this ordeal, he was dazed and dizzy, but he still recognized people, opened his eyes and stared at Sister Feng, and spit after a while: "I know you, you are Feng spicy, you are a liar! "

While talking, the whole person flipped up and suppressed Sister Feng: "I told you to run, ha, catch it!"

Sister Feng was taken aback: "Oh, Second Master, what are you doing, you crushed someone to death, get up, stop making trouble!"

Ping'er thought that there must be a erotic drama, so she turned her face away shyly, and slowly moved her legs and feet towards the door, pretending that she didn't see anything.

As a result, she moved and felt that something was wrong, and it became very quiet. Ping'er turned her head and took a peek, but saw Jia Lian lying on Sister Feng like that, and there was no movement for a long time.

Sister Feng was so crushed that she couldn't breathe, so she scolded Ping'er angrily: "You stupid hoof, come and help me, you want to crush me to death?"

Ping'er bent over to look at Jia Lian carefully, but saw Jia Lian snoring one long and one short, Ping'er patted his chest: "Sure enough, he fell asleep!" Then he chuckled, "Grandma, why is he snoring in front of you?" Asleep?"

Sister Feng scolded with a smile: "You are laughing fart, hurry up and do it!"

Only then did Ping'er stretch out his hand to pull Jia Lian, and said with a smile: "Grandma has wronged me too much, and it's not like grandma doesn't know the second master's temperament. If he wants to do something, how can slaves dare to stop him?"

Seeing Ping'er talking and laughing all the way, Sister Feng didn't exert much energy, so she spat: "You are blind, your second master is drunk, can there be a shit?" Then she laughed and scolded Ping'er: "You are so fast! Is it time?"

How could Ping'er's strength move Jia Lian, and Jia Lian still didn't move when he pulled and collapsed.

Sister Feng became more and more angry: "You are a dead hoof, how much food you have eaten, and you don't work hard. You are not the one who co-operated and suppressed you?"

Ping'er was so tired that he was sweating, but at this moment she scolded her anxiously, so he simply let go of his hands, and said to Sister Feng with his hips on his hips: "Hey, I crushed you to death, anyway, I haven't crushed you before!"

After finishing speaking, I blushed, and blamed Sister Feng with my eyes and cheeks: "It's all my grandma's fault, I've brought people to the village!"

Sister Feng had no strength left, so she just waved her hand, suggesting that Ping'er pull Jia Lian down quickly.

Ping'er tugged at Jia Lian again, but Jia Lian's whole body was muscular and rigid, just like a door panel, dead heavy.Ping'er knew that he couldn't exert all his strength, so he had to discuss with Sister Feng: "Grandma, do you use your strength yourself, or do you want Feng'er to come in and help?"

Sister Feng scolded: "I have already used all my strength, and I beg you?"

Ping'er had no choice but to ask Feng'er to come in to help, but Feng'er was helpless when he came in.

It should be noted that Jia Lian is tall and tall, and now he is practicing Wudang boxing, and he is practicing military boxing with Jia Rong, Jia Ling, and Jia Yun. The tendons that popped up, a deep groove on the back, and eight horizontal stripes on the belly. Ping'er and Feng'er put their hands on his abdomen and wanted to turn him over, but they were hurt by his tendons. , with nowhere to start.

Seeing that they couldn't move, Ping'er and Feng'er decided to pull Jia Lian down. Unfortunately, Jia Lian's arms and legs were so stiff that he couldn't use his strength. The two of them could only pull his clothes, but they collapsed one after the other. But it can't be pulled at all.

Ping'er had no choice but to say to Sister Feng: "Grandma, you can't move or pull at all. In this way, Feng'er and I will try our best to lift the second master up by half, but our time to support is limited. Second grandma, you have to do it yourself." Climb outside at the right time, or you can only call Zhao Liangdong to come!"

Can outsiders see it like this?

Sister Feng was immediately annoyed: "I'm calling you a big-headed ghost, hurry up and lift it up, hey, hey, wait a minute, I want to gather my energy." For a while, Sister Feng held her breath, and Ping'er and Feng'er two, one pushed and the other pushed. Pulling, finally pulled Jia Lian to the wrong side, and Sister Feng took the opportunity to move outside. After doing this three times, Sister Feng finally got rid of the octopus-like Jia Lian.

Sister Feng struggled out, sweating all over from exhaustion, and stretched out her hand to pinch Jia Lian, but Ping'er hurriedly stopped her: "Grandma, please don't mess with me, be careful that the second master will pounce again when he wakes up!"

Sister Feng withdrew her hand in fright, this feeling was uncomfortable, let's wait for him to wake up before settling the score.

For a while, Sister Feng only felt pain all over her body, and she didn't mention it since she went to take a bath.

Sister Feng was tortured miserably and exhausted. She reluctantly climbed into bed after taking a bath, and then fell asleep. Who knew that Sister Feng slept just right in the middle of the night. Non-smiling eyes: "Hey, hey, finally let the master catch it!"

After saying this, Jia Lian moved both hands together like a storm, instantly pulling Sister Feng like a newborn baby.

Sister Feng knew that she couldn't escape for a while, and she didn't want to escape at all.

Jia Lian was anxious, so he gnawed on it in a hurry. After all, he had been vegetarian for two months.

Sister Feng was moved by his rubbing and rubbing, and the husband and wife immediately hugged each other.

Sister Feng has a hot temper, and when she saw each other frankly, Jia Lian was still wearing a long gown, and she suddenly felt angry. Her fingers were as nimble as snakes, and she peeled Jia Lian into a small white onion with two or three strokes.

Jia Lian hummed contentedly, and hurriedly started doing the little things between husband and wife.

In the end how to do that little thing?

Here is a crooked poem:

Spring rains and family members, spring is like wine.

Bees fly and butterflies dance, falling red into arrays.

The wind is blowing, and the flowers and branches are swaying.

Thunder and lightning flash, clouds break and rain closes.

Another cloud: The spring tide brings rain and rushes at night, and the night is short and the love is long, and the fields are busy.