[Comprehensive] Brother Gun is a bamboo horse~

Chapter 3

After tossing all morning, the two children finally sat down at the dining table and were ready to start eating breakfast.

Yodell was held by Angus on his lap. She was motionless, as cute as a puppet, and her big blue eyes "looked" at Diarmuid who was sitting across from her without focus.

Angus rubbed his golden hair rather distressed.In the past two days, he really spent a lot of effort to feed Yodel.Then he sadly discovered that Yodel was a picky eater...not just a picky eater in general!

As a god, he doesn't often eat human food, and probably only eats some when he attends banquets held by some human friends.

For the first time, he fed the roast goose he often ate at banquets to Yodell. Jodell opened her mouth obediently, took a big bite with an "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" goose meat, and then spit it out in less than three seconds His face ==

Then he tried to bring a piece of bacon to her mouth, but Jodelle turned her head away, and she didn't respond no matter how he called her.

Finally he decided to try roast lamb, and this time Yodel finally ate some, and Angus finally breathed a sigh of relief.Then the next day, Jodelle woke up early in the morning and started throwing up, throwing up almost everything in her stomach.

Although Angus is a god, he also had a marriage, and his wife gave birth to three daughters for him.He never took the initiative to take care of his daughter, usually his wife took care of him, so the relationship between father and daughter was not very close.As a protoss, the lifespan can be said to be close to infinite. Although his wife Kyle is a water fairy, she only has a lifespan of two to three hundred years.Later, his daughters married one by one, and the contact between them became less, and his wife died when they were married for 300 years.

Angus doesn't feel that life has changed much. He still wanders around the world, making friends with the heroes he admires, or expressing love in the mountains and rivers.

Until one time he was invited to a banquet held by Finn, and saw Diarmuid, who was almost four years old, on Finn's territory.

He still remembers the first time he saw the kid, he was planning to hit him on the head with some bird's egg... Ah, no, it was Little Dill who blinked at him with his shining amber eyes With a bright smile, he instantly felt the child's respect for him.Well, yes, that's right.

Three-year-old Diarmuid is a wild boy who likes to run in the mountains and forests. His mother Clonewt adopts a completely free-ranging policy towards him.So the three-year-old Diarmuid's greatest hobby is "chasing hunting dogs and digging out bird eggs." He can chase the fastest hunting dogs for a long time, and no one around him can match his speed. .

Even so, Diarmuid is definitely the most popular and beloved child among the wives and mothers of the Fiona Knights.

Whenever Diarmuid came back from the mountains, holding two freshly plucked bird eggs in his hands, and passing by a nearby village, there would always be a bunch of aunts and aunts to watch, and they kept stuffing some potatoes into his hands And bacon, by the way touch the little face.But every time he is so young, he can only run left and right in panic every time, rushing home at a speed exceeding the speed in the mountains and forests.Not long after, his speed was upgraded to a level beyond the reach of his friends.

On the day he met Angus, Diarmuid had an unprecedented breakthrough in digging out eggs.In one day, he dug out the nests of four different birds!Before, because he was afraid of being discovered by some ferocious birds, he was pecked all over his head, so Diarmuid would only dig out one egg every time he dug out the bird's nest.Bird's nests are not easy to find, and there are even fewer bird's nests that he can climb to, so at most he can get two eggs a day.I was lucky today, I found four bird nests, and the species of each bird was different, so I could have a lot of extra meals today.

In the evening, when he happily ran home, he found that the people in the village were bustling towards the place where Captain Finn lived.

He ran home and found that his mother was not there, so he found a small cloth bag, took his four eggs, and ran to the small square where Finn usually held banquets. held there.

At this time, a bonfire was lit in the small square. The men drank and ate meat in large bowls, while the women gathered together to chat and grill meat.

Diarmuid finally found his mother among a group of women, and he wanted to run over as quickly as possible, but at this moment he smelled the aroma of roast goose...

He saw that his mother, Clonewt, was roasting a whole goose at this time, it was a very fat goose... He was sure that there would never be a goose in the whole village that was bigger than the big fat goose raised by his family Goose! !How many small fish did he secretly feed it, and he always secretly added its feed when the mother was not paying attention, and finally it grew into a big fat goose!I thought I could persuade my mother to kill it in a few days, and I would have a real treat, but in the end...

He stared angrily at a blond man who was biting a goose wing at this moment, it was him!He was the one who stole his goose!He could see very clearly that many adults were surrounding him, and he was still talking with Captain Finn. This bonfire party should be held for him, just because of the delivery of this meme, Diarmuid The fattened goose is destined not to reach his stomach ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Little Diarmuid became more and more wronged as he thought about it, so he touched the bird eggs in the cloth bag, no matter what, he must express his anger.

So he quietly lurked towards the blond man, nimbly dodged the encirclement of the adults, and finally he saw the dawn of victory!He squatted under the table next to the blond man, took out the largest bird egg from the cloth bag, closed one eye, aimed, and prepared to launch...

"Why are you hiding here alone?" A pleasant voice sounded from above his head.Oops!Spotted by the enemy!At this time, Angus was still holding a goose leg that hadn't had time to bite.

Angus looked at the little boy squatting under the table, and couldn't help being stunned for a moment, and then he found that the little boy looked at him eagerly [Big mistake...

The goose leg smells so good... I really want to eat it... This is the voice of little Diarmuid.

"Do you want to attend the party too? My lovely child, what's wrong with that?" Angus looked at Diarmuid with a smile.Dilumu was stunned for a moment, and then returned with a big and bright smile, this blond uncle is not a bad person, go eat roast goose (^o^)/~

Looking at the lively figure of Diarmuid, Angus suddenly felt that it would be great if he had such a lovely son.

Diarmuid's father, Dunn, was exiled at this time because of a quarrel with members of the Fiona Knights.Although Clonewt is a relative of Finn, but because her husband is not around, all she can get is the most basic food, which will be enough for her and Diarmuid to live on.

After Angus knew about it, he decided to adopt Diarmuid. He felt that such a cute and sensible child should not lack his father's upbringing, so he found Finn to take over Diarmuid's upbringing job. .

When Angus came to pick him up, little Diarmuid threw himself into his mother's arms and looked at the blond man warily.He actually wants to separate himself from his mother, he really is a big villain! !

"Dil, this is Lord Angus, the god of love and youth." His mother Clonewt patted Diarmuid's shoulder reassuringly, "You should be happy that he can be your adoptive father. You can learn a lot from him."

"No, I don't want to leave my mother." Diarmuid writhed even more in his mother's arms, so he didn't want to go with this bad guy.

"You can come back to see your mother often in the future." Angus replied with a smile, "And if you go back with me, you will have roast goose every day~"

"Roast goose..." Daimao shook, and a certain kid was moved. "Yes, it's not like you won't see your mother in the future." Clonewt continued to persuade.She knew very well what an honor it would be if her child could be adopted, and it would not only benefit the child's growth in the future, but would also bring a lot of benefits to herself...

"Is there really roast goose every day?" Diarmuid was shaken again when he heard his mother's persuasion.There was a little crack in Angus' perfect smile, "Yes. Roast goose every day."

"Okay, then I'll let you be my adoptive father ╮(╯▽╰)╭" a little ghost finally nodded reluctantly.

Diarmuid is easy to raise, basically he will eat anything, so you don't need to think about how to feed him.Aside from the initial struggle to teach him some good habits, Angus basically has a continuous stocking policy.Diarmuid is also very smart, and he can teach characters at most two times.Angus was very satisfied with this, as expected of his favorite child, he planned to let him learn music and art with himself, so as to inherit his own skills.

However, as Diarmuid grew up, his talent as a fighter also emerged.Compared with learning music and art, Dilumdu obviously prefers to run happily in the river valley.Although the training field of the Fiona Knights is not that far from the river valley, it is still quite a distance.Diarmuid often ran alone through the Brunnerborn Valley and the woods to the Martial Arts Field to watch them train.Many warriors liked this child very much. They taught Diarmuid a lot of fighting skills, and Diarmuid also learned them very quickly.

"Have you learned what I taught you last time?" Meng Gefinn began to rub Diarmuid's tender face again routinely. "Don't rub my face all the time!!" She took back her hand embarrassingly until Diarmuid couldn't bear to resist.

Montgofern is a rare female knight of Fiona Knights. She likes the little devil Diarmuid very much. Every time he comes here, she will teach him some fists and kicks.

"Of course it will!" Diarmuid showed him the boxing technique that Menglfin had taught him three days ago, and it was very smooth. "Not bad."

"Are you coming tomorrow? I can officially teach you marksmanship." Montgolfin asked.After training Diarmuid for many days, she felt more and more that Diarmuid was a natural fighter.

"...My adoptive father asked me to learn how to play the harp with him tomorrow." Diarmuid's voice sounded muffled, "I'll come back next time, maybe three days later." He wanted to start learning marksmanship right away.

"It can't go on like this." Meng Gefinn disapproved.Children with higher talents should train sooner. Diarmuid's age is just right, and it may be too late if he goes any further.This kind of intermittent training will not be effective.

So she found Finn and told him what she thought.I hope that Finn can persuade Angus to let Diarmuid participate in the unified training of Fiona Knights like other talented children.Finn also felt that Diarmuid was a child of his own tribe after all, and he was indeed extremely talented, so he conveyed this idea to Angus.

Angus called Diarmuid in front of him, "What kind of person do you want to be, child?" he asked.

"Of course it is to become a powerful fighter." Diarmuid proudly said with his little face raised.

Angus was helpless... He finally agreed to Diarmuid to participate in the training of fighters, but he was not allowed to be too far away from his side, and the daily cultural classes could not be stopped. He did not want his adopted son to be a man with no strength Brain warrior.So Montgomery became Diarmuid's master and trained him specially.

Seeing Jodelle's small face that had lost weight within two days after arriving at his house, Angus felt deeply guilty.He also looked at a certain kid who was eating happily on the opposite side. It was also a child. Why is this one so difficult to feed?