[Comprehensive] Brother Gun is a bamboo horse~

With a basket on his back, Joel walked to the beach to pick up some "rations" to go back.

At this time, the sea water has begun to rise, and some sea mussels, starfish and small crabs may be brought to the coast by the sea water.

"I don't know what mermaids eat?" He muttered while throwing starfish into his basket.

"Hey, Joel. Why don't you go fishing today!" A big, dark young man patted the young man on the back heavily.

"Hmm." Joel rubbed his aching back, not wanting to say a word to this big man.

"I see, you also want to watch the princess's return to the city at noon!" The big man felt that he had guessed what the young man was thinking, and winked at him, "I still remember the last time you and Mr. One day I will marry the princess back home. Why, accept your fate now!"

"Did I say that?" After putting the last sea mussel into the basket, Joel raised his head and glanced at the big man.

"Yeah! Just three days ago! You forgot it so soon!" The big man had a heartbroken look on his face.

Joel frowned. The big man in front of him is a fisherman from the same village as him, so they should have a good relationship.But how could he not be clear about the memory of three days ago?

"Okay, don't think about it so much, don't forget to go to the city with me at noon. The princess's convoy is not so easy to see!" The big man patted him on the shoulder again. He just stood there bewildered and left.

"Are you really not going to eat it? I think the taste of starfish is pretty good." Joel shook the roasted starfish in his hand again, but the little mermaid still shook her head firmly.

"Okay." Originally, mermaids could eat starfish, so I could eat all the sea mussels. After all, starfish are poisonous if eaten too much.However, I didn't expect that this guy would rather eat raw sea mussels than touch his cooked starfish. After touching his half-full stomach, Joel sighed and picked up two sea mussels in total. The mermaid is hungry.

Diarmuid looked at the boy suspected of being "Yordel", and after watching him eat three starfish in two bites, he suddenly felt that he had guessed wrong. After all, the princess's eating appearance was always very elegant. .

"I'm going out at noon, so you just stay in the bucket obediently and don't run around!" Joel said, gently pulling a strand of hair on the little mermaid's forehead.

Suddenly, he found that the little mermaid's eyes lit up immediately, and she held his hand and didn't let go. "Let go of me... me, okay?!" The clammy hands tightly held his right hand, making him feel at a loss.

The little mermaid seemed startled by his words, then blushed suddenly, let go of his hand quickly, and shrank her head into the water.

"Hey, stay at home, I'll bring you something delicious when I come back at night." Joel shook his right hand, suddenly felt his face was getting hot, and hurried away.

The capital of this country is built near the sea, and the king's castle is built on the cliff near the sea.Today, the capital is full of voices, and everyone is waiting for the princess who has returned in triumph.

Princess Jill is the only daughter of the current king. She has blond hair and red eyes and is extremely beautiful. Her beauty is as famous as her bravery and fighting style, as well as her arrogant personality.

"Did you know? This time the princess captured the king of the neighboring country alive! The land has been annexed by our country!" Passerby A said excitedly amidst the crowd waiting for the princess' carriage.

"That prince from a neighboring country dared to speak disrespectfully to our princess. It is said that he was directly chopped into meat paste by our princess. Tsk tsk." Passerby B also responded.

"Okay, stop mumbling there! The princess's cavalry is coming!" Passerby C seriously told the two people beside him to shut up.

The first to enter the city gate were two cavalry columns. They rode gray horses to open the way in front.Then there was a loud sound of horse braying, and a blond girl in golden armor rode a black steed and galloped into the castle.

"His Royal Highness!" "Long live Your Royal Highness!" For a moment, the crowd on both sides boiled up, and the two rows of soldiers blocking people were almost overwhelmed by the excited people.

Princess Jill's red lips curled up slightly, with pride and disdain.

"Fortunately, when you said that you wanted to marry the princess, no one heard it, otherwise you would be the one who was chopped into meat paste now." The big man pulled Joel and whispered.

"Oh." Joel stared at the princess in a daze.He seemed to have seen such a flamboyant person before, but he was sure it wasn't this princess.He only had a vague impression of this princess, so how could he possibly marry her?

"Get out of the way, everyone out of the way! Today I must express my love to the princess!" A burly man suddenly rushed over holding a large bouquet of roses, and Joel was knocked out by him in a daze. Outside the crowd, he fell on the avenue where the convoy was traveling.

"Chirp!!!" Before the boy could react, he heard a sound of horse hooves and a horse neighing in his ears.

"Are you looking for death?" Joel asked sharply when he saw Princess Jill strangle the black horse tightly at the beginning.

"I..." Joel was a little dizzy, and before he could finish his words, he was taken back by the soldiers behind him.

"His Royal Highness, I am very sorry. It is our negligence to let this troublemaker offend you." The chief guard knelt down and said to Princess Jill, "Do you need to kill him on the spot?"

Joel wanted to struggle, but found that he had no strength in his body.Oops, today's starfish ate too much, he was a bit poisoned.

Princess Jill looked up and down at the pale boy, "No need, put him in a cell, and I'll interrogate him myself later." After speaking, she seemed to have thought of something interesting, so she raised her whip and galloped away.

But the boy who was about to faint from starfish poisoning in the next second thought, "I can't go back tonight, what should I do if the little mermaid has nothing to eat?"

Meanwhile, Diarmuid, who has turned into a mermaid, is trying to find a way to return to his human form.After he experienced the situation where he was about to dry himself, was almost caught and caught, and was ridiculed by a crab, he finally knew the universal method to break the curse.

"As long as you kiss your beloved, you can break the curse. This is basic common sense." A little crab that managed to escape under Joel's hands said in a vicious voice.

Beloved... Kissing?Diarmuid was stunned.

"Hey, the mermaid can change color now? Don't think that I will be afraid of you if you turn red! Humph!" The crab said that it would not compromise!

☆, the Goddess of Fanwai and the Mole of Love

The Goddess of Fanwai and the Mole of Love

This is the story after Diarmuid became the first warrior of Fiona Knights and was with Yodel.

On this day, Diarmuid and his good comrades Oscar, Conan, and Gore made an appointment to go hunting together on a remote mountain, and it might take two days to go back and forth.

Back home, Diarmuid told Jodelle about the hunting as usual, and then went to prepare things for departure tomorrow.

But when he finished sharpening the gun, he found Jodelle staring at him thoughtfully. "What's wrong?" Diarmuid asked puzzled.

"I think you will encounter a troublesome matter related to women tomorrow." Jodelle said solemnly.

"Yodele, you must be thinking too much. The most I can do is to help women who are in trouble, and I will never let other women entangle me." Diarmuid rubbed Yodel's little head and returned road.

Diarmuid was raised by Angus, the god of love and youth, so he also respected women very much, and specially formulated the prohibition of "not rejecting the request of a woman in trouble".And it was precisely this prohibition that made him do a lot of heroic things to save the beauty, which attracted many young women's hearts and threw them into their arms.

At first, Jodel didn't take these women seriously, thinking that as long as Diarmuid ignored them.However, after encountering the 99th woman who deliberately fell in front of Diarmuid, Yodel finally couldn't help but exploded! "I must get rid of your restriction, otherwise I will be really annoyed to death by these women!!!" Diarmuid had no choice but to bear someone's small fist attack silently.

The restriction itself exists to restrain one's own behavior, so the restriction imposed by Diarmuid on himself is difficult to remove by himself, even for Jodel, the daughter of Angus.In the end, Jodel had no choice but to impose another restriction on Diarmuid, that is, "after agreeing to the woman's request, she must also receive a corresponding reward."

At this point, the number of women who fell in front of Diarmuid and then "asked for a hug to get up" suddenly decreased a lot.Because every time Lord Diarmuid is asked to help him up, he will ask for 10 gold coins, and Diarmuid's reputation for being greedy for money has spread like wildfire...

The price of these 10 gold coins was set by Yodel himself, mainly for those nympho women who throw themselves into her arms. For women who really need help, she can give as long as Diarmuid himself thinks it is valuable. up.

"Forget it, it's useless to talk to you." Jodelle sighed helplessly, "I'll go with you this time!"

Diarmui supported his forehead.

"Diarmuid, we went hunting, why did you bring her here!" Oscar couldn't help nagging when he saw Yodel.

"Last time, who was beaten to the ground by me and couldn't get up?" Jodelle shot back.

"You were the one who cheated last time! If you are capable, you don't need supernatural power. Let's compete again!" Oscar said angrily.

"Humph╭(╯^╰)╮" Yodell turned her head and ignored it.

Diarmuid looked at the two with some distress, Jodel was very gentle, Oscar was also cheerful, but for some reason they would quarrel whenever they met, last time he was away At that time, the fight started immediately after a disagreement.

The hunting operation of their group went smoothly, and even Jodelle managed to catch two rabbits, but they didn't have time to go home before dark.They walked through a wood and saw a lighted log house in the dark.When Diarmuid was about to knock on the door, the door of the house opened quietly. "Warriors of the Fiona Knights, welcome." A white-haired old man opened the door and welcomed them.

"How do you know—" Oscar said in surprise, but was interrupted by the old man in the next second. "I know you are the young Oscar, and the other two are Conan and Gore." He pointed to the two standing in the middle, and then smiled at Diarmuid, "You are Dilu with a brilliant appearance. Mudo." After he finished speaking, he called the four warriors loudly and walked into the house, while Yodel, who was standing behind Diarmuid, was completely ignored.

After everyone sat down after being greeted by the old man, they found an unusually beautiful girl walking out of the room in the house. "Grandpa, is this the guest today?" The girl asked after looking at the visitor, and finally fixed her eyes on Diarmuid.However, at the moment Diarmuid is busy helping Jodelle find an extra chair to sit on.

The moment the girl appeared, the eyes of the other three warriors except Diarmuid were immediately attracted by the enchanting girl.

"Yes, hurry up and prepare a sumptuous dinner for the guests." The old man waved the girl in. "Okay, Grandpa." The girl smiled coquettishly, and went back to the house, while Oscar, Gore, and Conan also looked at the girl's beautiful back in a daze, and were very nostalgic.

Jodelle was very satisfied with Diarmuid's fixed gaze, but she also found something strange in this room.Especially the sheep tied in the corner of the room, and the black cat lying on the window sill.

☆、The Goddess of Fanwai and the Mole of Love

The beautiful girl quickly brought delicious dishes to the table.When she was serving the dishes, she also had a charming smile on her face, looking at the warriors of the Fellner Knights with a smile in her eyes.

The young Oscar completely forgot about the delicious food on the table, his eyes just followed the beautiful figure of the girl in a daze, while Conan and Goyle took a big gulp of the wine, meeting their gazes on the girl from time to time, and then They exchanged a subtle look that "all men understand".

Yodell looked at the group of companions on the opposite side speechlessly, turned her head and glanced at Diarmuid who was eating vegetables while not forgetting to hand her a roast leg of lamb on the plate, and found that it was indeed her man who was the best. Reliable.

But such a harmonious scene was quickly disrupted by the goat tied in the corner.Hearing the sound of "baa!", the sheep suddenly broke free from the rope that restrained it and jumped onto the dining table, overturning the plates of food on the ground, Conan and Goyle were also knocked over. All over.At this time, Gore, who has always been in a high position in the Knights, turned very ugly, but he probably considered that he was still in someone else's house, so he turned his head and told Conan beside him: "Get up, take that The head sheep is tied back."

Conan reluctantly got up to catch the sheep, but the goat threw him to the ground with its horns.Gore's face was even more ugly at this time, and he shouted: "Diarmuid, go and tie it up!" Jodelle wanted to see the contest between the goat and Diarmuid with great interest, but the result The goat flung itself and hit the ground.Next, Gore and Oscar tried to catch the sheep, but they were also knocked to the ground.

Just like that, the warriors of the four knights looked at each other, feeling that they would be ashamed if they couldn't even catch a sheep.The old man who had been sitting aside finally laughed, and was about to speak when he was interrupted by a crisp voice.

"Why don't you let me try it!" Jodel stood up and said with a smile.Diarmuid wanted to persuade her not to touch the sheep, but seeing Jodelle's confident look, he decided to trust her for once.After all, Yodel is much "stronger" than him in some aspects.

Jodell walked slowly to the table, the goat did not attack her, but lowered its head docilely, allowing Jodell to pat its head. "Okay, go back to where you should be. Otherwise, I'll make you into a roasted whole lamb next time~" After Jodelle finished speaking, the ferocious goat turned into a goat. The shivering little sheep jumped back and squatted in the corner.

Oscar, Conan, Goyle, and the old man who watched the whole show: ...

It took a while for the old man to realize that he asked the girl to serve some more dishes and called everyone to eat together. "Cough! Well, the warriors don't need to be ashamed, you have done a good job. This goat has been infused with all the power in the world, so it is normal that you can't beat it. The only power in the world that can override the world Above that, there is only Death." After saying this, he gave Yodel a meaningful look.

Jodell understood in her heart that these things were probably made by some little gods and fairies to tease people.After all, gods and immortals have such a long lifespan, and it is inevitable that they will be bored sometimes, so sometimes they will set up some difficulties or even disasters for the mortals they are interested in, and wait until the mortals are about to fail, and then appear as helpers. Earn the guy's favor so you can have more fun with him next time.

In the circle of gods and immortals in Ireland, the members of the Fellner Knights are quite famous, so it is not surprising to find them.Now that I interrupted his plan, I don't know what he will do next?Jodell decided to wait and see what happened, and concentrated on eating the grilled fish, turning a blind eye to everyone's probing eyes.

After dinner, the old man arranged for the four members of the Knights to live alone in a large room, and Yodel shared a room with the girl.

"Our conditions here are relatively simple, and I hope you don't mind the guests." The girl enthusiastically tidied up the bed for Jodelle, and said apologetically.

Jodell shook her head, seeing the girl's incomparable beauty, she suddenly felt a little dizzy.

"Do you think I'm beautiful?" Suddenly the girl's originally gentle voice became ethereal and illusory, and Yodel nodded honestly dizzily.

"It seems that you are a good boy who can tell the truth, go to bed quickly. After you wake up, you will forget everything." The girl's voice became more and more hazy.

After seeing Jodelle lying on the bed and falling asleep, the girl left the room and walked towards the room where the warriors were.

"I am the embodiment of youth in the world. I belonged to you once, but I don't belong to you anymore. Go back, Oscar."

Diarmuid, who was sleeping, was awakened by a woman's sigh. When he opened his eyes, he saw Oscar walking to a corner of the room in a daze, then he tilted his body and fell down.And his other two companions, Conan and Gore, who were still drinking together, had already fallen asleep on the ground.

"What did you do to them?" Diarmuid asked the girl with the red gun beside him.

"Diarmuid, I have no malicious intentions." The girl smiled softly, "They are just asleep. I want to give you a gift, and I don't want these unrelated people to disturb you."

"Where is Yodel?" Diarmuid suddenly became nervous when he remembered that Yodel lived with this woman.

"She is just asleep. Come, Diarmuid, please come to my side. I am the embodiment of all youth in the world, and I can give you the gift that every man in the world wants." The girl continued to sing.

"The God of Youth... As far as I know, she shouldn't be a woman like you." Diarmuid retorted.

The woman's face froze, "I know Angus, the youth he represents is eternal, but what I represent is people's youth only once." She said with emotion: "But I also know Diarmuid You, you have a glorious appearance, and the gift I bestowed on you, I feel worthy of your title."

"I don't dare to expect extravagant gifts from you. I just hope that you can let us all leave safely." Facing a weak fairy, Diarmuid's tone was obviously much softer.

"You are the warrior I admire the most, so I want to give you a love mole, and every woman who sees it will give you her love. In this way, you can easily win the love of all beautiful women. Isn't this a gift for you? Are you not satisfied?" said the fairy.

"In this world, as long as I have her love, it is enough, and having other people will only increase my troubles." Diarmuid refused.

"Angus' adopted son, you'd better not reject me." The youthful fairy's tone suddenly became tough.

Suddenly, Diarmuid felt unable to move his body, but the woman was approaching step by step, "It's just a kiss, you should feel honored."

Just when the fairy's lips were about to touch the corners of Diarmuid's eyes, she suddenly fell down after hearing a "bang".As soon as Diarmuid looked up, he saw Yodel holding a chair with a furious expression on his face.

Aita is the most beautiful fairy by the Xianlin Lake in the Kingdom of Light, and is regarded as the goddess of youth in the Kingdom of Light.

She is beautiful and proud, thinking that there is no one more beautiful than her in the world, and no one can enjoy the glory of "God of Youth" more than her.

However, all these cognitions were shattered after she met Angus.

She is not the only god of youth in this world, but she is just a little fairy with no supernatural power.

Aita was unwilling to be subordinate to Angus, but she gradually fell in love with him through secret observations.

At this time, the unparalleled handsome Angus already had a wife, and his wife was an ordinary water nymph whose appearance was far inferior to her.

She confidently expressed her love to Angus, but what she didn't expect was a merciless rejection.

Although it had been so long, she still felt jealous in her heart, but she couldn't find a chance for revenge.

After knowing that Angus has an extremely beloved adopted son named Diarmuid, Aita thought of such a revenge plan today.

The mole of love can allow him to easily win the love of women in the world, but he will also be tired by love and stay in his youth forever.Because—he simply cannot live to the moment of old age.

"So, you knew the truth from the beginning?"

"No. I just can't tolerate others bullying my man."

"..."

"Hey, Diarmuid. Why are you blushing?"