I can tell fortunes, so I’m not easy to mess with [Cross Book]
Chapter 1 Freshmen
"You have collected so much money from us, why can't you say a word, are you a liar!"
Bai Yiling's consciousness had just completely controlled his body when he heard such a curse.
He opened his eyes, and the sunlight fell between the gaps in the leaves above his head, which was a bit dazzling.
"Everyone come to comment, this kid's cowhide is almost blown to the sky, he is known as 'asking the sky, and divination to the underworld', telling me that there is nothing in this world that he can't figure out."
In front of him, there were three floors inside and three floors outside, surrounded by quite a few common people. A big man was full of anger, and he said to the common people:
"My wife has been paralyzed in bed for ten years. Recently, she suddenly fell into a coma with bleeding spots all over her body. She was about to die, so I spent a lot of money to scrape together ten taels of silver for him, and begged this fortune teller to find a way to save her." , but he took the money, but now he can’t say a word.”
He pointed at Bai Yiling: "What bullshit is magic? If my wife has any troubles because of your delay, I will beat you to death!"
Hearing this, Bai Yiling sighed in his heart.
——The person who collected the money was not himself. When he was scolded, he didn't say a word.
Just half a year ago, he was transmigrated by a magic stick named Han Xian.This kid is very godlike and loves fortune-telling. If he has nothing to do, he will set up a stall at the gate of the temple to solve difficult and miscellaneous diseases for the people of Kyoto.
Fees in advance, ten taels a time, whether you are allowed to pay or not, claiming to be Mr. Han.
In the past six months, Bai Yiling's consciousness has been suppressed by him. The advantage is that he has received all the memories of modern people from the traverser and gained knowledge; the disadvantage is that his body has been taken away by others, which makes him unhappy.
Finally, when the other party was halfway through the fortune-telling just now, he finally managed to squeeze out the consciousness of the traverser with his self-awareness, and regained his body... and then suffered this scolding.
When the surrounding people heard the big man's bloody and tearful accusation, they were furious, and they all urged Bai Yiling to give an explanation. Among them, a tall, thin man with wicked eyebrows and mouse-eyed eyes was the loudest.
"Mr. Han, speak up!"
"Why, can't figure it out? Don't accept this money if you don't have the skills!"
Bai Yiling paused, quickly searched the memories in his mind, and said in a profound manner: "Quiet!"
His voice was clear and dignified, and when he spoke, the people around him involuntarily shut their mouths.
Then Bai Yiling said to the big man: "Let me ask you, did your wife just change the bedding a few days ago?"
The big man was taken aback for a moment, and the angry expression on his face was put away: "Yes... so what?"
Bai Yiling said: "How is it? There's a big problem! The bedding she changed three days ago was made of refurbished shrouds. It's ruining people's anger. Now take it out and burn it immediately. The illness hasn't recovered within a stick of incense. I want you 100 taels of silver."
Among the crowd, the skinny man who yelled the loudest just now said coolly, "Look, it's blowing again."
The big man was also taken aback, and said, "Really, really?"
Bai Yiling said: "If you're still lingering here, it's none of my business if you die."
The big man suddenly realized, turned his head and ran away.
At this time, someone recognized him as Li Dagui, who lived in the alley behind the street.Seeing that Li Dagui went home to burn the quilt, there was something good to follow behind him to watch the fun.
Not long after, the few people watching the fun came back.
Bai Yiling was still at the front to solve problems for other people who had paid, and someone asked in a low voice, "How is it? Has his wife recovered from her illness?"
"My mother, the person who was about to die has really recovered!"
The people who came back from watching the fun slapped their thighs, their faces were full of astonishment: "You said it was miraculous, Li Dagui threw the quilt into the fire, and the blood spots all over his wife's head and face faded away, and the quilt was burned , the person has also recovered, and now I just opened my eyes, and I drank two bowls of gruel in one breath!"
The obnoxious thin man said again: "Hey, you are so clever? These two are nurses, right?"
His voice fell silent, and there was a small commotion in the crowd. The excited Li Dagui ran back by himself and kowtowed three times to Bai Yiling.
"Mr. Han, you are our family's great benefactor! What happened just now was offended by the villain, sir, you don't remember the villain's fault..."
At this moment, the half-believing people also realized that Mr. Han did not lie, Mr. Han, he is really a fortune teller!
People crowded up one after another, with purses in their hands, all wanting to ask for advice, even the skinny man who was full of disdain just now was dumbfounded.
He rolled his eyeballs a few times, tried his best to squeeze out of the crowd, and arbitrarily pushed aside a person who had been lined up in front of Bai Yiling, stepped forward and said, "Hey, fortune teller, I want to do a fortune-telling too!"
The person pushed away by him was dissatisfied: "I came first, what's the matter with you? Go to the back!"
The thin man stared: "I am happy!"
His ferocious appearance scared others back a few steps, and the thin man stopped talking to others, and said to Bai Yiling confidently: "Hey, fortune teller, I'm tired of staying in this capital, and I want to change to a place that is more prosperous. You Do the math, do the math, and I will give you three times the price."
"This brother is so refreshing."
Bai Yiling was not angry, the corners of his lips twitched slightly, instead he stood up and said: "Then I have to get closer and look carefully."
As he spoke, he walked towards the thin man.
The thin man took two steps back vigilantly, and said, "What are you going to do?"
Bai Yiling pretended to look him up and down, and raised his eyebrows: "I think you stay in the capital, which is the place with the most prosperous Fengshui, so don't leave."
The thin man was startled, and forgot to be afraid for a while: "How did you know that?"
Bai Yiling said sincerely: "This strong man, your name is Zhang Cheng. You are a yamen servant with a vicious heart and shameless actions. You haven't done a single good thing since you were born, but you haven't been struck by lightning until now, isn't it? Blessed be blessed?"
Zhang Cheng: "..."
Without giving him room to think, Bai Yiling continued: "Until a month ago, you killed your biological father, raped your own sister, and fled in fear of crime after being discovered by your neighbors. Today, you actually ran in front of me and had the honor to say a few words to me. Few people in this world can enjoy this kind of blessing!"
As soon as this remark came out, everyone was in an uproar and looked at Zhang Cheng, never expecting that this was a murderer.
Zhang Cheng was dumbfounded, his face changed color, and he scolded in a hoarse voice: "You are talking nonsense! I am not Zhang Cheng at all!"
"Isn't it?"
Bai Yiling rubbed his chin, and said with a half-smile, "Well, then Zhang Cheng has a round birthmark on his chest, so you shouldn't have one either?"
Zhang Cheng was tongue-tied, stiff for a moment, then suddenly turned around and ran away, Bai Yiling was not in a hurry, Shi Shiran said: "The fifth and sixth brothers from the left in the front row, as officials, should they be arrested?"
Where Zhang Cheng ran past, the crowd panicked for a while. Only then did the two officials who had been named come to their senses and rushed forward to push Zhang Cheng to the ground.
One of them was puzzled and looked up and asked, "Who are you? Why do you know our identities?"
Although they already believed in Mr. Han's magic in their hearts, as people in the government, they had to ask clearly.
Bai Yiling snorted, raised his hand to take off the mask, threw it on the ground casually, and asked, "Who do you say I am?"
This is the first time he has shown his face, and under the mask is an extremely handsome face.
I saw that he had picturesque eyebrows, delicate facial features, lips like crabapple, affectionate even if he didn't smile, stars in his eyes, his gaze was shining brightly, he was really a rare handsome man.
The sunlight sifted on his body through the cracks of the green pines above his head, and for a moment, it was like a pearl shining brightly, revealing a kind of brilliance that people couldn't look at.
The noisy crowd suddenly fell silent, and even the guard who asked the question was stunned.
He looked at the other person's face, then at the mask on the ground, not quite understanding the meaning of that question.
He tentatively asked, "Are you...a good-looking person?"
[The host's appearance is up to standard, and the system has reached the activation conditions! 】
And at this moment, the system left by the traverser suddenly sounded a reminder:
【alarm!The system has detected an abnormality, restarting...]
[The identity of the host has changed, and the original mission goal "to ruin Bai Yiling's reputation" has been revoked, and the mission goal is being changed...]
Bai Yiling: "..."
[Re-binding, points cleared, cut-in failure time...binding completed, restart successful! 】
【alarm!Since the points were reset to zero, they could not be exchanged, and the host's life value was only 24 hours left! 】
Bai Yiling: "...Wait a minute! Hey! What are you doing!"
It's too shameless to clear things without permission!
When the chaotic siren disappeared temporarily, Bai Yiling discovered that the system left by the previous traverser was actually bound to him, and...some serious errors occurred...
Ignoring his cries, the system continued ruthlessly and unreasonably, and the introduction panel popped up in his mind:
【Restore factory value:
Host: Bai Yiling, age 19.
Identity: Commander of Ze'an North Inspection Department.
Life configuration: cold disease, 24-hour survival time.
Points: 0
Available packs: 0
The ultimate goal: to get promoted and make a fortune, to be a minister of the highest rank, to be under one person and above ten thousand people!
System prompt: Points can be exchanged for life points, please earn the host as soon as possible. 】
Everything was not going well, just after regaining his body and binding the system, Bai Yiling really wanted to find a quiet place.
He hastily dismissed the officials and common people who did not know him, and left along the street alone.
This experience of being crossed made Bai Yiling know a secret—it turned out that the world he lived in was actually a novel called "Splendid Mountains and Rivers", and he was positioned as a high-level cannon fodder.
——The kind that is particularly miserable.
As the eldest son of the Hou Mansion, he was given away by his parents when he was three years old. After a brief counterattack of being a killer and then being promoted to a commander through hardships, the author of this book who killed a thousand swords once again tortured him .
In order to get revenge, Bai Yiling killed his father and mother under the bewitching of others, and made his own brother into a pig.In the end, the protagonist in the book, Linzhang King Lu Qi, who he has been following, succeeded in taking the throne.
Lu Qi became the emperor, and the ministers did not have his share in rewarding him. Instead, because they were afraid of Bai Yiling's ability, they ran out of bows and put him to death and fed his body to the dogs.
When Bai Yiling saw this plot through the consciousness of the traveler, he felt that his eyes were going to be blind.
He felt that the idiot written in the book was not himself.
After his persistent clichés, the traveler finally revealed that Bai Yiling is actually a special character. He has developed self-awareness and has escaped the control of the plot. The character of the character is very different from what the original author designed at the beginning.
In this way, he lives too well and doesn't do anything, and the subsequent abuse plot is likely to never appear again, so there must be someone who will come through and do it for him, and bring Bai Yiling's fate back to what a cannon fodder should have. original plot.
The traverser has completed the task and can get what he wants - regarding this, Bai Yiling can only say that each has a different standpoint, the other party can count him as great if he succeeds, and now he deserves to fail.
At present, what he cares most about is how to get points and survive.
[Get the favorability of important characters in this book, or complete the tasks issued by the system, and achieve the ultimate goal, and it is possible to get points rewards. 】
As soon as the system's notification sounded, Bai Yiling's feet paused.
He felt as if he had stepped on something soft, and when he looked down, a little red fluff appeared in the snow.
Bai Yiling squatted down, pushed away the snow, and found that it was an injured little fox.
The fox's body was stained with blood, his eyes were open, and he looked at him warily.
I... have seen this person.
The appearance of the other party was not the same as when we first met... It was one night, he was dressed in black, and walked in front of him from the darkness. —
But it poses the greatest danger.
What kind of identity is this person, and what does he want to do this time?
Before he could figure it out, the little fox felt his body being hugged, the blood on his body was wiped dry, and a cool ointment was applied to the wound.
The hand brushing against its body was very warm, and the body temperature passed through the fur to the heart.
The vigilance in the fox's eyes dissipated and gradually turned into surprise, and he looked at Bai Yiling.
Bai Yiling carried wound medicine on his body all year round. After helping the fox apply the medicine, he tore off a piece of cloth and wrapped it around it.
"Okay." He did good deeds every day, healed the wound and put the little fox on the ground again, "Can I go?"
The system suddenly popped up a clueless prompt: [Points: +1. 】
The author has something to say: cp is a loyal dog, a little fox × a violent beauty~
Bai Yiling's consciousness had just completely controlled his body when he heard such a curse.
He opened his eyes, and the sunlight fell between the gaps in the leaves above his head, which was a bit dazzling.
"Everyone come to comment, this kid's cowhide is almost blown to the sky, he is known as 'asking the sky, and divination to the underworld', telling me that there is nothing in this world that he can't figure out."
In front of him, there were three floors inside and three floors outside, surrounded by quite a few common people. A big man was full of anger, and he said to the common people:
"My wife has been paralyzed in bed for ten years. Recently, she suddenly fell into a coma with bleeding spots all over her body. She was about to die, so I spent a lot of money to scrape together ten taels of silver for him, and begged this fortune teller to find a way to save her." , but he took the money, but now he can’t say a word.”
He pointed at Bai Yiling: "What bullshit is magic? If my wife has any troubles because of your delay, I will beat you to death!"
Hearing this, Bai Yiling sighed in his heart.
——The person who collected the money was not himself. When he was scolded, he didn't say a word.
Just half a year ago, he was transmigrated by a magic stick named Han Xian.This kid is very godlike and loves fortune-telling. If he has nothing to do, he will set up a stall at the gate of the temple to solve difficult and miscellaneous diseases for the people of Kyoto.
Fees in advance, ten taels a time, whether you are allowed to pay or not, claiming to be Mr. Han.
In the past six months, Bai Yiling's consciousness has been suppressed by him. The advantage is that he has received all the memories of modern people from the traverser and gained knowledge; the disadvantage is that his body has been taken away by others, which makes him unhappy.
Finally, when the other party was halfway through the fortune-telling just now, he finally managed to squeeze out the consciousness of the traverser with his self-awareness, and regained his body... and then suffered this scolding.
When the surrounding people heard the big man's bloody and tearful accusation, they were furious, and they all urged Bai Yiling to give an explanation. Among them, a tall, thin man with wicked eyebrows and mouse-eyed eyes was the loudest.
"Mr. Han, speak up!"
"Why, can't figure it out? Don't accept this money if you don't have the skills!"
Bai Yiling paused, quickly searched the memories in his mind, and said in a profound manner: "Quiet!"
His voice was clear and dignified, and when he spoke, the people around him involuntarily shut their mouths.
Then Bai Yiling said to the big man: "Let me ask you, did your wife just change the bedding a few days ago?"
The big man was taken aback for a moment, and the angry expression on his face was put away: "Yes... so what?"
Bai Yiling said: "How is it? There's a big problem! The bedding she changed three days ago was made of refurbished shrouds. It's ruining people's anger. Now take it out and burn it immediately. The illness hasn't recovered within a stick of incense. I want you 100 taels of silver."
Among the crowd, the skinny man who yelled the loudest just now said coolly, "Look, it's blowing again."
The big man was also taken aback, and said, "Really, really?"
Bai Yiling said: "If you're still lingering here, it's none of my business if you die."
The big man suddenly realized, turned his head and ran away.
At this time, someone recognized him as Li Dagui, who lived in the alley behind the street.Seeing that Li Dagui went home to burn the quilt, there was something good to follow behind him to watch the fun.
Not long after, the few people watching the fun came back.
Bai Yiling was still at the front to solve problems for other people who had paid, and someone asked in a low voice, "How is it? Has his wife recovered from her illness?"
"My mother, the person who was about to die has really recovered!"
The people who came back from watching the fun slapped their thighs, their faces were full of astonishment: "You said it was miraculous, Li Dagui threw the quilt into the fire, and the blood spots all over his wife's head and face faded away, and the quilt was burned , the person has also recovered, and now I just opened my eyes, and I drank two bowls of gruel in one breath!"
The obnoxious thin man said again: "Hey, you are so clever? These two are nurses, right?"
His voice fell silent, and there was a small commotion in the crowd. The excited Li Dagui ran back by himself and kowtowed three times to Bai Yiling.
"Mr. Han, you are our family's great benefactor! What happened just now was offended by the villain, sir, you don't remember the villain's fault..."
At this moment, the half-believing people also realized that Mr. Han did not lie, Mr. Han, he is really a fortune teller!
People crowded up one after another, with purses in their hands, all wanting to ask for advice, even the skinny man who was full of disdain just now was dumbfounded.
He rolled his eyeballs a few times, tried his best to squeeze out of the crowd, and arbitrarily pushed aside a person who had been lined up in front of Bai Yiling, stepped forward and said, "Hey, fortune teller, I want to do a fortune-telling too!"
The person pushed away by him was dissatisfied: "I came first, what's the matter with you? Go to the back!"
The thin man stared: "I am happy!"
His ferocious appearance scared others back a few steps, and the thin man stopped talking to others, and said to Bai Yiling confidently: "Hey, fortune teller, I'm tired of staying in this capital, and I want to change to a place that is more prosperous. You Do the math, do the math, and I will give you three times the price."
"This brother is so refreshing."
Bai Yiling was not angry, the corners of his lips twitched slightly, instead he stood up and said: "Then I have to get closer and look carefully."
As he spoke, he walked towards the thin man.
The thin man took two steps back vigilantly, and said, "What are you going to do?"
Bai Yiling pretended to look him up and down, and raised his eyebrows: "I think you stay in the capital, which is the place with the most prosperous Fengshui, so don't leave."
The thin man was startled, and forgot to be afraid for a while: "How did you know that?"
Bai Yiling said sincerely: "This strong man, your name is Zhang Cheng. You are a yamen servant with a vicious heart and shameless actions. You haven't done a single good thing since you were born, but you haven't been struck by lightning until now, isn't it? Blessed be blessed?"
Zhang Cheng: "..."
Without giving him room to think, Bai Yiling continued: "Until a month ago, you killed your biological father, raped your own sister, and fled in fear of crime after being discovered by your neighbors. Today, you actually ran in front of me and had the honor to say a few words to me. Few people in this world can enjoy this kind of blessing!"
As soon as this remark came out, everyone was in an uproar and looked at Zhang Cheng, never expecting that this was a murderer.
Zhang Cheng was dumbfounded, his face changed color, and he scolded in a hoarse voice: "You are talking nonsense! I am not Zhang Cheng at all!"
"Isn't it?"
Bai Yiling rubbed his chin, and said with a half-smile, "Well, then Zhang Cheng has a round birthmark on his chest, so you shouldn't have one either?"
Zhang Cheng was tongue-tied, stiff for a moment, then suddenly turned around and ran away, Bai Yiling was not in a hurry, Shi Shiran said: "The fifth and sixth brothers from the left in the front row, as officials, should they be arrested?"
Where Zhang Cheng ran past, the crowd panicked for a while. Only then did the two officials who had been named come to their senses and rushed forward to push Zhang Cheng to the ground.
One of them was puzzled and looked up and asked, "Who are you? Why do you know our identities?"
Although they already believed in Mr. Han's magic in their hearts, as people in the government, they had to ask clearly.
Bai Yiling snorted, raised his hand to take off the mask, threw it on the ground casually, and asked, "Who do you say I am?"
This is the first time he has shown his face, and under the mask is an extremely handsome face.
I saw that he had picturesque eyebrows, delicate facial features, lips like crabapple, affectionate even if he didn't smile, stars in his eyes, his gaze was shining brightly, he was really a rare handsome man.
The sunlight sifted on his body through the cracks of the green pines above his head, and for a moment, it was like a pearl shining brightly, revealing a kind of brilliance that people couldn't look at.
The noisy crowd suddenly fell silent, and even the guard who asked the question was stunned.
He looked at the other person's face, then at the mask on the ground, not quite understanding the meaning of that question.
He tentatively asked, "Are you...a good-looking person?"
[The host's appearance is up to standard, and the system has reached the activation conditions! 】
And at this moment, the system left by the traverser suddenly sounded a reminder:
【alarm!The system has detected an abnormality, restarting...]
[The identity of the host has changed, and the original mission goal "to ruin Bai Yiling's reputation" has been revoked, and the mission goal is being changed...]
Bai Yiling: "..."
[Re-binding, points cleared, cut-in failure time...binding completed, restart successful! 】
【alarm!Since the points were reset to zero, they could not be exchanged, and the host's life value was only 24 hours left! 】
Bai Yiling: "...Wait a minute! Hey! What are you doing!"
It's too shameless to clear things without permission!
When the chaotic siren disappeared temporarily, Bai Yiling discovered that the system left by the previous traverser was actually bound to him, and...some serious errors occurred...
Ignoring his cries, the system continued ruthlessly and unreasonably, and the introduction panel popped up in his mind:
【Restore factory value:
Host: Bai Yiling, age 19.
Identity: Commander of Ze'an North Inspection Department.
Life configuration: cold disease, 24-hour survival time.
Points: 0
Available packs: 0
The ultimate goal: to get promoted and make a fortune, to be a minister of the highest rank, to be under one person and above ten thousand people!
System prompt: Points can be exchanged for life points, please earn the host as soon as possible. 】
Everything was not going well, just after regaining his body and binding the system, Bai Yiling really wanted to find a quiet place.
He hastily dismissed the officials and common people who did not know him, and left along the street alone.
This experience of being crossed made Bai Yiling know a secret—it turned out that the world he lived in was actually a novel called "Splendid Mountains and Rivers", and he was positioned as a high-level cannon fodder.
——The kind that is particularly miserable.
As the eldest son of the Hou Mansion, he was given away by his parents when he was three years old. After a brief counterattack of being a killer and then being promoted to a commander through hardships, the author of this book who killed a thousand swords once again tortured him .
In order to get revenge, Bai Yiling killed his father and mother under the bewitching of others, and made his own brother into a pig.In the end, the protagonist in the book, Linzhang King Lu Qi, who he has been following, succeeded in taking the throne.
Lu Qi became the emperor, and the ministers did not have his share in rewarding him. Instead, because they were afraid of Bai Yiling's ability, they ran out of bows and put him to death and fed his body to the dogs.
When Bai Yiling saw this plot through the consciousness of the traveler, he felt that his eyes were going to be blind.
He felt that the idiot written in the book was not himself.
After his persistent clichés, the traveler finally revealed that Bai Yiling is actually a special character. He has developed self-awareness and has escaped the control of the plot. The character of the character is very different from what the original author designed at the beginning.
In this way, he lives too well and doesn't do anything, and the subsequent abuse plot is likely to never appear again, so there must be someone who will come through and do it for him, and bring Bai Yiling's fate back to what a cannon fodder should have. original plot.
The traverser has completed the task and can get what he wants - regarding this, Bai Yiling can only say that each has a different standpoint, the other party can count him as great if he succeeds, and now he deserves to fail.
At present, what he cares most about is how to get points and survive.
[Get the favorability of important characters in this book, or complete the tasks issued by the system, and achieve the ultimate goal, and it is possible to get points rewards. 】
As soon as the system's notification sounded, Bai Yiling's feet paused.
He felt as if he had stepped on something soft, and when he looked down, a little red fluff appeared in the snow.
Bai Yiling squatted down, pushed away the snow, and found that it was an injured little fox.
The fox's body was stained with blood, his eyes were open, and he looked at him warily.
I... have seen this person.
The appearance of the other party was not the same as when we first met... It was one night, he was dressed in black, and walked in front of him from the darkness. —
But it poses the greatest danger.
What kind of identity is this person, and what does he want to do this time?
Before he could figure it out, the little fox felt his body being hugged, the blood on his body was wiped dry, and a cool ointment was applied to the wound.
The hand brushing against its body was very warm, and the body temperature passed through the fur to the heart.
The vigilance in the fox's eyes dissipated and gradually turned into surprise, and he looked at Bai Yiling.
Bai Yiling carried wound medicine on his body all year round. After helping the fox apply the medicine, he tore off a piece of cloth and wrapped it around it.
"Okay." He did good deeds every day, healed the wound and put the little fox on the ground again, "Can I go?"
The system suddenly popped up a clueless prompt: [Points: +1. 】
The author has something to say: cp is a loyal dog, a little fox × a violent beauty~
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