I can tell fortunes, so I’m not easy to mess with [Cross Book]

There is no end, huh?Still fucking count!

Relying on the backing of King Yi, Zhang Ming dared to wantonly humiliate and comment on Xungui's sons. Everyone didn't say anything on the surface, but they were disdainful in their hearts. Who would want to come out and suffer humiliation for nothing?Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay for a while, but they didn't go up to make trouble.

Seeing this scene in front of him, Lu Xie was very proud, and laughed loudly: "Fifth brother, my Taoism is effective, right? Look at how it scares everyone."

Lu Yu let out a "huh".

Bai Yiling has no time to pay attention to the situation in front of him, he is trying to negotiate with Yan Gou: "Calm down first, and talk if you have something to say... I really don't know anything about fortune-telling!"

[Sorry, host. Once the PK mode is turned on, it will not be turned off regardless of life or death. 】

As the system's voice fell, an interface popped up in front of Bai Yiling's eyes. His and Zhang Ming's names were written in the circle boxes on both sides, and there were also automatically generated avatars. It almost blinds the dog's eyes, and the entire interface is so brightly colored that people can't help but resound the old bustard who wears red and green all the year round in Chunfenglou.

Bai Yiling remained silent, and while he was concentrating, the light on the interface gradually dimmed, and the round frame that belonged to him appeared to be shattered and separated!

The system has never seen anything like this before. After being seriously frightened, the siren changed its sound and issued a long beep of [叽——].

[Ji——Please pay attention to the host of Susu, cherish life, cherish the system, and don't damage the system interface!Forcibly unbinding the system will not only cause damage to the system, but the host's life will also be in danger! ! ! 】

Bai Yiling said indifferently: "Who told you to force release the mission without my consent?"

The system is about to cry, and the other friends are all arrogant and in charge of life and death in front of their hosts, what a prestige!It was so unlucky in its turn!The following host ran away at the traverser if they disagreed, and even died with the system if they disagreed!

[Chichijiji——Please ask the host to calm down, this system, just, just doesn't want to see my aesthetic taste insulted... No!This system just doesn't want to see the host being compared with this person! 】

[As long as the host is willing to cooperate to complete the PK, the system is willing to provide all special effects and spoiler support for free! 】

【Depend on!Say something, buddy!I also want to defend your beauty and prosperity, okay?Seeing how shabby Zhang Ming looks, are you willing to be compared to him?It's not good for us both if you are like this!If you have something to say, don't be in a hurry to make it happen? ! 】

【...I'm wrong, it's okay, don't dare next time, okay? 】

Bai Yiling was indeed a little angry at the beginning, since he was a child, he felt extremely disgusted by the feeling of being forced to do things, but with a series of wailing from the follow-up system, it made people laugh and cry.He suppressed his smile, pretending to be indifferent and said: "Okay, let's not make an example."

How to use his thoughts to repel the enemies that invaded his mind was something he had learned during his tireless struggle with the traversers.As the voice of this sentence fell, the system could clearly feel an invisible murderous aura disperse, the interface just grayed out for a second, and the colored lights began to flicker again.

Bai Yiling said: "When I drove the traverser away, he was telling fortunes. At that time, many people saw me. Will I be regarded as the real Mr. Han when I am in my early years?"

The system is much better: [The host once took off the mask when he successfully regained his body.But at that time, the system of this world was re-bound, the data was confused, and the people's memory was not clear.If the host wants people to recognize it, they can restore their memory data, and if they don't want people to recognize it, they can keep it in a blurred state. 】

Bai Yiling: "Good boy."

System: [QAQ, it's really a crime to have such a host! 】

Bai Yiling negotiated back and forth with the system, completely oblivious to what was happening outside, until he caught a glimpse of something flying towards him out of the corner of his eye, Bai Yiling instinctively caught it, and heard someone laughing: "It's Commander Bai." ah!"

Bai Yiling was startled, looked down, and found that what he was holding in his hand was a feathered arrow with the arrowhead broken off. Obviously, he was the next person Zhang Ming would choose to count.

This time there was no word test, Zhang Ming just asked Bai Yiling to write his birth date on a piece of paper and handed it to him. After he took a look, he immediately sighed.

There was amusement in Bai Yiling's eyes: "Daozhang Zhang, is there something wrong with my horoscope?"

Zhang Ming sighed slightly, and said: "Your fate looks like it was originally excellent. You were born in a wealthy family, and you are intelligent and wise. A boy is an official and a noble, and his life goes smoothly, while a girl is a country and a city." , Mother respects the world. It's a pity, but I have committed the evil of kinship."

Someone asked: "What is kinship evil?"

Zhang Ming said: "The horoscopes of birth and parents and brothers are all against each other. With such a weird fate, you are destined to be indifferent to relatives and lonely all your life. Fortunately, I think this adult seems to have been wandering outside since he was a child. Fortunately, you can live until now. To have a life of wealth, but not to enjoy the predestined relationship of wealth and honor, to be separated from your relatives without dying—it is really unlucky."

When Bai Yiling heard these words, he didn't show the panicked and angry expression like Mr. Zhu just now, he interrupted Zhang Ming's emotion with a gentle voice: "Daozhang Zhang."

Zhang Ming was taken aback: "What?"

The sound of strings and pipes came from the music hall in the distance, making Bai Yiling's voice, which was clearly in front of him, seem far away, adding a bit of mystery for no reason.

He said: "To be honest, I know a little bit about Fengshui and Mathematics. Although I can't count my own fate, I have a different opinion from Daoist Zhang from the matter of Mr. Zhu just now."

Their Northern Inspection Department has dealt with various bizarre murder cases and cult witchcraft all year round. For the needs of handling cases, it is reasonable to know these things.

Zhang Ming's gaze sank, a disdainful smile hung on his lips, and he asked Bai Yiling, "I don't know what Commander Bai's opinion is?"

Bai Yiling said: "I thought Daoist Zhang misinterpreted the word 'astringent'."

Xie Fan sat far away, looking at his elder brother who had been separated since childhood. When Bai Yiling just spoke, he had frowned, but when he heard this, he couldn't hold back, and sneered secretly in his heart.

——Although he knew that with his character of not being able to swallow his anger, he would definitely open his mouth to say something, but the excuse he made this time was a bit poor.

Based on Xie Fan's understanding of Bai Yiling, for so many years, even when the other party encountered a suspicious case and heard that there was a ghost, he would refute it and go back. I know, but I don't believe it either.

Now that Bai Yiling said this, he clearly wanted to find evidence to refute Zhang Ming, but talking about metaphysics in front of the master, isn't this asking for trouble?

Although Zhang Ming is arrogant, mean and conceited, it is undeniable that he has some real skills. When he heard Bai Yiling's doubts, he couldn't help rolling his eyes, and he was about to say something ugly.

But at this time, Lu Yu was already interfacing next to him, and said in a gentle voice: "My king has always been very interested in the knowledge of character testing, and I also want to hear Commander Bai's opinion, please tell me."

As soon as he opened his mouth, no one else dared to provoke this scumbag, so Zhang Ming had no choice but to take back all his reluctance, and reluctantly cupped his hands and said, "Yes, I would like to hear more about it."

Bai Yiling said: "Just now when Mr. Zhu was testing the marriage, he said the word 'astringent'. Zhang Daochang said that this son is divided into water, blade, and stop. The blade falls from the sky, but because the ground is wet and slippery, he can't stop walking, so he can't see the light. There is no way forward, this cannot be said to be unreasonable, but you have overlooked one point, that is Mr. Zhu's surname."

Zhang Ming's expression was very ugly, and he said, "Is there anything unusual about the surname Zhu?"

Bai Yiling raised his eyebrows, dipped his hands in some tea, and wrote a proper "Zhu" character on the table, saying: "'Network Zhuzhu', 'Zhulin Huoman', these words mean the rising sun, since When the sun comes out, how can it be obscure? On the contrary, the word "沉" refers to the wind and rain, and the blade has passed, followed by the scene of white clouds and clear birds, and the scene of birds chasing each other. Therefore, In my opinion, such a marriage is bound to happen."

What he said was diametrically opposed to Zhang Ming's point of view, but it sounded logical to laymen, and they couldn't help showing doubts on their faces.

Zhang Ming's face changed, and even Mr. Zhu himself, who had been sitting in the corner sullenly after finishing the calculation of the marriage, murmured in his heart.

Even though he deeply hated Zhang Ming for his lack of face and harsh words, he didn't think that the other party's calculation was wrong.At this time, Mr. Zhu subconsciously wanted to believe Bai Yiling's favorable statement, but he didn't dare to believe it, and his heart was very entangled.

Bai Yiling whispered: "System, you are always ready."

During the PK meeting, Zhang Ming's avatar kept flashing: [Host don't worry!This person is ugly, he will definitely lose! 】

Zhang Ming was wary at first, but when he heard Bai Yiling's words, he couldn't help laughing, and sarcastically said: "Commander Bai is really knowledgeable and eloquent, he doesn't know anything about fortune-telling, and he can make up such an unheard of truth Come."

He cupped his hands at the two lords sitting above him, and said, "Your Highness, I have studied metaphysics and mathematics for many years, and I have never seen such a forceful and unreasonable algorithm. Commander Bai is simply entertaining people!"

Bai Yiling silently agreed in his heart: Yes, you are right.

He's just bullshitting.

Although the system presented a treasure book of fortune-telling before, he didn't read it at a glance. What he said now is entirely because the system gave him a spoiler just now.

The system said that in "Splendid Mountains and Rivers", Mr. Zhu's sweetheart also has a good impression of Mr. Zhu, and her marriage contract has other secrets, which has been invalidated as early as a month ago, but the man has never expressed his intentions clearly. Naturally, it is not good for a girl to take the initiative to go forward and tell others that her engagement has been cancelled, which is why such a misunderstanding has arisen.

Therefore, Bai Yiling basically already knew the definite result, and based on this conclusion, he made up nonsense, and forced the word "astringent" to be a sign of great auspiciousness, a match made in heaven.

This sounds like cheating, but he didn't have much room to think before and after. He talked in front of everyone without thinking, and he could fool most people. This agility and calmness is no longer something ordinary people can do. .

The personnel are exhausted, the next step is to see if the system is strong enough.

Most of the people here are laymen, and they don't understand Zhang Ming's rules. They haven't heard what is wrong with Bai Yiling's statement. explain.

Seeing that Bai Yiling was neither in a hurry nor annoyed, he said, "For the sake of this, Daoist Zhang still doesn't believe me, and I can't help it. Then, should I send someone to find Mr. Zhu's favorite person to verify?"

He said this on purpose, and sure enough, after finishing speaking, Mr. Zhu showed hesitation: "Her home is in the north of the city, and it takes two hours to go back and forth..." It's just for fun, who has the patience to worry about it? Waiting for the result here?

Moreover, if you ask so rashly, what if you scare the girl?

You can't even figure out the general location where the girl lives, and you even say that the marriage contract is not a marriage contract. Isn't this a lie?Since this person came to his door to help him become famous, he really couldn't be polite to him.

Zhang Ming said with a smile: "Why bother? Let's see, marriage in the world is in charge of Yuelao. Whether Mr. Zhu's relationship can be fulfilled or not, let's invite him out to ask, and we will know."

He spoke provocatively and triumphantly. When he said these words, he really shocked everyone. Whoever was at the table asked aloud: "How can you really even invite the gods down?"

Zhang Ming smiled contemptuously, and asked someone to bring up a table and a shrine, where he offered the altar of the old moon, and then offered incense to pay homage.

Everyone held their breaths and waited intently, Zhang Ming's expression also calmed down, he made a big spirit seal in his hand, and chanted the mantra of inviting God:

"Reunion under the moon under the lovesickness tree, a bet on the fate of thousands of miles, love and hatred will not touch the body, the great sage and the great mercy set up a door. I sincerely ask the moon boss to be merciful, and show the power of the heart from the heart!"

As he recited, auspicious energy suddenly appeared in the shrine, red light flashed continuously, and the wine in Lu Xie's hand spilled out in shock, but he didn't notice it.

Lu Yu frowned slightly and clasped his fingers lightly, as if he was about to do something, but then he glanced at Bai Yiling again, only to find that the other person looked leisurely and mischievous in his eyes.

Lu Yu was so familiar with this expression, he paused for a moment, then suddenly smiled again, relaxed his body, and lazily leaned back on his seat again.

The light was flickering and unpredictable, Zhang Ming inserted the incense in his hand into the incense burner, and suddenly shouted: "Show!"

The light... went out.

A silence returned to the shrine, and the few sticks of incense in the incense burner were all broken.

Zhang Ming: "!!!"

Everyone: "???"

Even the most ignorant people should understand that breaking the tribute incense is a very bad omen!

Cold sweat broke out on Zhang Ming's forehead, he quickly replaced two good incense sticks, inserted them into the incense burner, and lit again.

The flames were lingering, but they couldn't burn the incense. Zhang Ming's hands kept shaking, and the incense broke again!

There was an eerie silence all around.

[Customized special effects are ready, may I ask if they are put into use? 】

Bai Yiling thought about it, and clicked on the option "Yes" in the dialog box below, and Lu Yu had already said in good time: "It seems that this god, Daoist Zhang, will not be able to invite you today. Commander Bai, do you have a solution?"

As soon as their eyes met, Bai Yiling already understood what Lu Yu meant, and smiled unconsciously: "I'll give it a try."

Xie Fan in the corner of the room felt something was wrong, staring nervously at the scene in front of him.

Bai Yiling walked slowly to the shrine and hesitated for a moment.He doesn't know how to chant mantras like Zhang Ming, and it would be too stupid to put on a few poses like a great god.

Think about it for a moment, or how to feel comfortable.

Bai Yiling chuckled, tapped twice on the table in front of the altar with his fingers, and said loudly: "Immortal Master Yue, I'll be waiting for you, why not come out and see me?"

As he knocked and asked, the surrounding air suddenly flowed like water waves, the lotus blossoms were shining brightly, and the golden light paved the way. The old man with white beard and red clothes, already carrying the brilliance of his whole body, descended from the midair!

[Special effects release: Yue Lao is one. 】