Watch Me Eat Fish, It's Exciting!

Being ridiculed by Wang Yiming as a madman, Yan Ran raised her foot and kicked Wang Yiming's ass ferociously. This shit shoveler knows too much, let's silence it!

Wang Yiming was rewarded with a cat's foot, so he didn't dare to make trouble anymore, and honestly posted on the Internet, recruiting workers!

Recruitment notice: A lot of fish farms are recruiting ten goblin waiters. They are required to be good-looking, eloquent, down-to-earth and capable. Talk on the phone.

Yan Ran was also curious, "Will you recruit kitten girls? Or, recruit ten kitten girls?"

Wang Yiming glanced at him sideways: "I'm not afraid that your brother will kill you, that's fine." I have to add another sentence, I want the cat girl~

Yan Ran hurriedly held him down, "...forget it, I was joking."

Wang Yiming smirked, hehehe~ Finally there is someone who can control this cat.

No one expected that as soon as this post was posted, it would become popular immediately. When countless goblins saw that the place of work was Yan Ran's farm, they all left their resumes and wished they could fly to the farm for an interview.Yan Ran's identity is no longer a secret. All the goblins know that he was raised by Qin Jinli, especially some goblins who want to break through but can't find a chance. They all want to give it a try. If they meet Qin Jinli, What if good luck possesses a body once and breaks through like this?

Wang Yiming saw that there were more than hundreds of thousands of messages in half a day, and he was stunned, "Yan Ran! Look! They all said they don't want salary!"

Yan Ran reminded: "Are you sure they are all very good-looking young ladies? Or maybe they are the strong man uncle, that bear spirit. He has been fat since he was a child, and he still thinks he is very cute and cute. Don't invite me to be like this." of."

Wang Yiming couldn't laugh or cry, he didn't know what he looked like through the Internet.

Yan Ran looked around and asked softly, "Is it cute?"

Wang Yiming clicked his tongue a few times, "It should be cute, aren't all goblins ugly?"

Yan Ran nodded seriously: "Tell me, cat girl, sister rabbit, sister fox, etc., now humans like it, not me."

Wang Yiming: "..."

Believe it for now.

Wang Yiming carefully selected five female monsters and five male monsters. They all looked very beautiful in the photos, and their eyes were also clever. They didn't need any salary. There was only one requirement, that is, food and shelter.

Wang Yiming was moved, what a kind monster, come to the interview!

The beautiful men and women stood in a row, and Wang Yiming signed the contract with them with great satisfaction, "Very well, you will be employees of many fish farms from now on, and we will advance and retreat together in the future."

The five handsome men and beauties applauded and clapped their hands, Wang Yiming was a little flustered, alas, this goblin is quite obedient.

"We are a big dormitory, and a dormitory can accommodate five people. You are the first batch of employees, so go and choose the house yourself."

"Little boss, we don't want to live together, please give them three dormitories for boys, and we can live together." A girl raised her hand and suggested embarrassingly, her voice was crisp and sweet like a lark The same, a sentence said hundreds of thousands of times, sweet and moving.

Wang Yiming saw that she was pretty, so he was embarrassed to say too much, and said politely: "It's not suitable for the sisters to live in the men's dormitory."

Another girl also stood up, pointing at the three monsters facing him with distaste, "You three, confess yourself!"

Among the three people, a delicate-looking banshee came to Wang Yiming's side all of a sudden, put her arms around Wang Yiming's shoulders and pouted, saying unhappily, "Little boss, they bully people~"

Wang Yiming blushed and hurried away, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, what's wrong with this goblin, why did he stick it on people?

A male demon kindly reminded: "Little boss, you don't have to worry about it. Among the ten of us, only two of them are girls. Don't see through the skirts of the three of them, they might be bigger than you when they take them out."

Wang Yiming:! ! !

The first banshee who spoke agreed: "Yes! The three of them are fake, and they all have penises. They should go to the men's dormitory!"

Apparently, goblins have their own way of distinguishing male and female, and the two female goblins who know the true gender of the three goblins stand together to resist the three fake women.

The monster next to Wang Yiming said helplessly: "What can we do? The competition is too fierce!" He spoke this time with a serious male voice, with a gorgeous and magnetic voice, "It's not just us, more than half of the people who signed up for the interview They are all men disguised as women, and there are few female goblins, so we can only come up with strange tricks."

Wang Yiming was dumbfounded, what's going on? !

"Are you guys going to dress up as women all the time?"

"We can do it!" The male demon dressed as a woman next to Wang Yiming shook his skirt and asked delicately, "Little boss, am I not beautiful?"

In their cognition, Yan Ran is the big boss and Wang Yiming is the little boss.

Wang Yiming supported his forehead, "Beautiful! If you want, then so be it."

He just wanted to call for help, no wonder Yan Ran said that goblins have all kinds of personalities, it's really scary!

"Is it convenient for you to report your own species? It's best to tell me about your cultivation, I'm sure I know."

The fake sister hanging on Wang Yiming said with a smile: "It takes 500 years for a peacock to become a spirit."

The corner of Wang Yiming's mouth twitched, 500 years!Such a big monster is already rare in the whole of China. It is sick to become a female waiter! ! !

The next species left him even more speechless.

"Orchid, 600 years old."

"Rabbit paper~ that's only 3000 years, okay~"

"It takes 300 years for the spirit stone to become refined."

"Rooster, 3000 years."

"Begonia flowers, 500 years old."

"Leopard, 3000 years."

"Pangolin, 3000 years."

The more Wang Yiming listened, the more frightened he became. It hasn't been 2000 years. Are these monsters crazy? ! !

At this time, a weak voice said: "Jiazi, 6000 years."

"Tengu, about 8000 years."

"Wait a minute!!!" Wang Yiming picked out his ears, his forehead was buzzing, "Finally, you two say it again, what?"

The handsome guy said with a gentle face: "Jai Zi, 6000 years of cultivation, shh~ people say that you can't be too aggressive in the world now, speak softly and be gentle."

Wang Yiming almost knelt down.

"Then you are..." Wang Yiming looked at the last baby face, his legs were weak.

Finally, the pure and beautiful girl "female" in a short white skirt said with a smile, "Tengu, 8000 years of cultivation, do you want to change into a prototype?"

Wang Yiming: "No need!"

"I've heard that I've changed into this appearance is very flattering, and it's really hard to mix in the world now," Tengu held his skirt, shook it, and smiled harmlessly, "I'm imitating the current human high school. The appearance of life changes, and I can change whatever you want."

Wang Yiming swallowed his saliva, he was hopeless, Yan Ran!Two ancient beasts came! ! !

Back at Yan Ran's home, Wang Yiming held the cup and poured cold water in vain. Yan Ran ate strawberries and asked leisurely, "What's wrong? Are you stimulated?"

Wang Yiming patted his face to calm himself down, "The goblin is really... very awesome!" After sorting out his words, Wang Yiming choked out this sentence.

Yan Ran nodded, "It's good that you know."

"No! Look at this information!" Wang Yiming was about to cry, "I have provoked two incredible monsters!"

After reading it, Yan Ran asked calmly, "So what? Is it as good as my brother?"

Wang Yiming frowned, "He has more than 8000 years of cultivation! It was there in the prehistoric times, and he can eat the sun! Can your brother do it?!"

Yan Ran laughed, "Do you think he will come to serve you as a waiter if he has such strength now? He said that if he is [-] years old, he is [-] years old?"

Wang Yiming was stunned, "What do you mean?"

Yan Ran ate strawberries, and said slowly: "If there were any threatening monsters, my brother would have warned me a long time ago, but now he hasn't moved at all, which means that these two monsters pose no threat to us. I figured , this Yazi and Tengu will not be more than two thousand years old, they are all little demons, my brother didn't pay attention to them. They are likely to come to us to find opportunities like other demons, but this four thousand The 500-year-old peacock is probably real. Don't mess with him, he can kill you with one tail."

Wang Yiming was heartbroken, he only had one year of cultivation, could he really manage them?

Yan Ran handed Wang Yiming a plate of strawberries, "Stand up quickly, you can fight for another 5000 years!"

Wang Yiming: "...I am dead, burning paper for something small, summoning the soul for a small thing, and digging a grave for a big thing."

Yan Ran put down the strawberry, "I choose to whip the corpse!"

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After getting ready, the farm was fully opened, and everyone in the village gathered together to set off firecrackers. Many people who didn't know each other sent congratulatory gifts, and the gifts were also strange, including flowers and grass. , anyway, visually it is not a person.

As soon as Yan Ran posted on Weibo, many celebrities in the entertainment industry retweeted it, especially the celebrities who participated in "The Country Life of the Big Stars" followed suit.

On that day, the income of the entire farm was 12 yuan, one-third of which was from restaurants, one-third from accommodation, one-quarter from fishing gardens and fish processing, and the rest was fruit and vegetable picking and farming. livestock products.

Cen Tongen urged again: Your development prospect is really good, you should develop it into a resort.

Yan Ran: Nonsense, if I had money, I would have built everything, what do you need to say?

Cen Tongen: I'm a shareholder!

Yan Ran: No need!Don't try to steal my fish!

Cen Tongen: ...

Wang Yiming rushed in holding a poster, "Boss! We are rich!"

Yan Ran put the phone away, stood up abruptly, and asked excitedly, "Where did you get the money?"

Wang Yiming handed him the poster, "The province now supports agricultural entrepreneurship, and you can apply for fund support with your business certificate!"

Yan Ran was so moved that she almost cried, "So good! Xiao Naruko, let's not work tomorrow, let's go get the money!"

Two people who were excited when they saw the money held the leaflet and took the bus to the provincial capital the next day. Yan Ran's face was already well known by the public, and they met many fans on the bus who asked him what he was doing. Yan Ran took out the flyer, held it in his hand like an imperial decree, and showed it to fans: "It is said that we can get money, let's apply."

Several fans felt distressed when they saw him. They should be a few colleagues who formed a group to hang out together. One looked in his early thirties and had a bit of social experience. "

Yan Ran was surprised, "Short?"

"Yes!" The man said jokingly: "This is to encourage entrepreneurship. The common people treat hundreds of dollars as a treasure. If you go and give you a few hundred dollars, is it enough for you?"

"Hundreds??" Yan Ran and Wang Yiming looked at each other, are they so pitiful?

"I dare say, including your celebrity effect, it will definitely not exceed 1 yuan."

Yan Ran and Wang Yiming were stunned immediately, the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment.

Yan Ran covered the flyer on his face, and said sullenly, "I need a job that can make money quickly without breaking the law."

"Let's go filming~"

"Commercials?"

"Isn't the entertainment industry very profitable?"

Everyone was busy giving ideas. At this time, the man who spoke just now said, "I can only think of one job where getting rich overnight is not illegal."

Yan Ran tore off the flyer, stared wide-eyed, and asked curiously, "What?"

Several girls were busy taking pictures of him. When they saw his big eyes, they couldn't stop taking pictures. They were taking side shots, horizontal shots, and vertical shots. The more they took pictures, the more they felt that these eyes had magical powers, and the more they looked, the more beautiful they were. As soon as the sun shone, Yan Ran's hair was golden in tip, and her eyes were also a little golden. When she closed the curtains, she found that her eyes were still dark, and her pupils were large, bright and bright.The man pulled his girlfriend back, telling her not to get so close, and said with a smile: "Gambling with stones, it's not a dream to get rich overnight if you're lucky. But the risk is also great. One knife is poor and one knife is rich, and one knife wears gold." silver, and a knife covered with sackcloth."

Seeing Yan Ran's serious eyes, the girl gave Yan Ran an elbow, and said to Yan Ran, "Don't listen to his nonsense, the risk is really high, and you might lose your fortune if you fail."

Yan Ran touched the jade piece hanging around his neck, luck or something, it seemed that he really had it.

"Yan Ran, are you a mixed race? Your eyes are so beautiful."

"It will change color."

A few girls were still closing the curtains back and forth to verify how miraculous Yan Ran's eyes really are. Yan Ran suppressed this thought for now, and said with a smile: "I don't know the details, it seems to be a little bit of mixed blood."

Parents don't have any, and the aura of heaven and earth is transformed, so much aura is mixed together, it seems a bit unreasonable to say that it is not a mixed race.Yan Ran blinked, and knew that her cat's eyes were different from human beings, so she admitted it generously.

"Wow! Have you seen the photos of your parents? Does Mr. Qin treat you well?"

"You are so short of money now, does Mr. Qin know? Why don't you borrow money from him?"

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Faced with such a question, Yan Ran touched his nose and looked at Wang Yiming, why did he get involved in this gossip again?

Wang Yiming shrugged. He couldn't do anything about it. It was so popular at the time, who didn't know the relationship between you two?

Wang Yiming simply asked Yan Ran: "You are so anxious to make money, how much did you borrow from Mr. Qin?"

As soon as this was mentioned, Yan Ran was about to cry, "650 million, he still asks me for interest."

Wang Yiming: "... I don't understand the little fun between you two."

Therefore, Yan Ran's fan base knew that Yan Ran and Mr. Qin had a very good relationship. In order to develop the farm, they borrowed 650 million from Mr. Qin.And oh, Yan Ran's temper is super good, chatting with him is not airy at all, the most amazing thing is that Yan Ran's eyes can change color, personally verified, the video is proof, it is very beautiful.

When they arrived in the provincial capital, Yan Ran parted ways with the fans, and went to the designated place with Wang Yiming to ask. The staff were all happy, "You are a big star, and you still need this little money?"

Yan Ran nodded solemnly, Que!Too short of money!No matter how thin the mosquito legs are, they are still meat!

Then, under the leadership of the staff, Yan Ran handed in all the materials and received 5000 yuan in support funds.

This is due to the fact that the two of them are celebrities, and they were not asked to make a few extra trips, as soon as the materials were handed in.The two stood at the door and looked at each other. Wang Yiming coughed and said in embarrassment, "This is really a mosquito leg."

Yan Ran: "...how about, let's gamble on stones."