Becoming the White Moonlight of Madame Ban [Comprehensive]

Xihe used to like to watch danmei to pass the time, but it was purely for fun. As for men and boys, she didn't believe it.Men don't have such organs at all, so what is this boy who is holding her leg and saying that he is pregnant with her child ==

Nishiwa's first reaction after this incident happened was to immediately look at Uchiha Madara, and said directly: "I haven't done it!"

Uchiha Madara was speechless for a while, and knocked on Xihe's head with some amusement, "Of course I know." Anyway, he would not doubt Xihe's gender, so getting a man pregnant, Uchiha Madara Believe that Xihe is impossible.

And Uchiha Madara doesn't believe that a man can get pregnant at all, he also has common sense, okay?

Uchiha Madara narrowed his eyes and looked at the man holding Xihe's leg and screaming on the ground, with a bad tone, "How long are you going to hold?"

If it weren't for the fact that he was just an ordinary person, and Uchiha Madara was too lazy to do anything because of his clothes and status, he would have kicked him away long ago.

"Let go of me." Xihe also had black hair, shaking his legs, hoping that the man would let go, "Sir Xue Ming, can you maintain your image?"

Xihe knew the man who hugged her, Yukina, the noble son of the Land of Fire, was the target of Xihe's mission before, and escorted him to the Land of Ze, and then came back.

I have to say, it was really traumatic along the way.

Who would have thought that a nobleman who is said to be knowledgeable about books and etiquette, and behaves elegantly and extravagantly, is actually... a serious hallucination_(:зゝ∠)_

Xihe has never stopped listening to Mr. Xue's talk along the way, and there are some gossip stories.Maybe it was because he was restrained at home since he was a child, and he was too embarrassed to tell his servants about these hobbies, so Mr. Xue Ming had a lot of fun talking along the way, so Xihe suffered.

She really doesn't want to hear it!Who wants to know that so-and-so got bigamy again, so-and-so gave birth to No. 20 children, and so-and-so eloped just to be together! !

If it's just these, it's nothing to listen to as gossip, but later, it is obvious that Mr. Xue Mingzi used his brain to come up with a certain princess who always likes to go out for a walk at night. In fact, it is to meet a monster who loves each other. There are no monsters in the world at all_(:зゝ∠)_

In short, Mr. Xue Ming told many stories along the way, and Xihe was worried about him, worried that he would die because of lack of water because of talking too much.

And later, after Mr. Xue Ming finished talking about the love history between the princess and the monster, he began to talk about the grievances and hatred between the two daimyos. To be honest, is it really good for you to arrange your father and the daimyos of other countries in this way?

The most important thing is that Mr. Xue's words are too true. If it weren't for the foreshadowing in front, Xihe would have almost believed it!

And when he was talking, Xihe couldn't control her imagination. She was also a person with a big brain, and she imagined the grievances and hatreds of two elderly people, and she couldn't hold back for a moment =口=

So if possible, Xihe really doesn't want to see Mr. Xue Ming again, and never expected to see him again now! !

How long has it been? Hey!Only one day has passed! !

Xihe looked at the young man who let go of her legs and stood up straight. If she could, she really hoped that the time would go back to before she and Uchiha Madara entered this store. She would definitely pull Uchiha Madara and leave quickly. Stay for a second longer.

Mr. Xue Ming stood up straight, with an obvious smile on his brows and eyes. Aside from the scoundrel who hugged Xihe's calf just now to prevent her from leaving, Mr. Xue Ming still had the temperament of a nobleman at this time.

The reason why Mr. Xue Ming was so impressed with Xihe was that she was the only one who didn’t feel disgusted by what he said. At first, the reason why he mentioned men and women first was that he was afraid that the other party would not accept men and women. Later, he tried sex. He mentioned it a bit, and found that Xihe didn't feel disgusted, so he said more enthusiastically.

In short, in the eyes of Mr. Xue Ming, Xihe is simply his bosom friend!

Therefore, Mr. Xue Ming was very excited to meet her this time, and as a close friend, he had to take an unusual path when meeting her, that's why he said that just now.

"Hesha, I didn't expect us to meet so soon! It's really destined." Mr. Xue Ming looked excited.

Outside, Xihe's name is still Hinata Kazuya, after all, this is her name in this world.As long as Uchiha Madara and the others know her name, it doesn't matter to others.

When Xihe heard what Mr. Xue Ming said, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, he really didn't know what expression to show, "It's really destined."

"Recently, I have a new idea." Mr. Xue Ming didn't care about the territory, and planned to tell Xihe directly.

Xihe: "..." It's only a day later, and there is another story. How many words have you accumulated? !

However, Xihe didn't want to hear it. It's rare for her to come out to play with Uchiha Madara, so don't waste time listening to the story, and if she just listens to the story, she can also go to Uchiha Yan. Big and fun.

In fact, the most important thing is that the ears have not been clean for half a month, Xihe is a little scared.

So, Xihe held Uchiha Madara's arm, stared at him, trying to make himself seem a little unreasonable, "Don't listen, don't listen! I want to be alone with Madara."

Xihe looked at Young Master Xue as if he was looking at a feudal parent who prevented his children from being together.

Young Master Snow: "..."

However, Xihe underestimated the number of Mr. Xue's name. She never expected that this guy would be so unscrupulous in order to tell a story.

Just after she said this, Mr. Xue Ming's expression changed in a second, and his expression was about to drop, "It's all my fault" on his face, Qi Qi Ai Ai said: "I know, I know I am weak and sick, and I can't satisfy you. So, you choose him, I don't blame you, but...you can't forget my child..."

Xihe: "..." She lost.So can you let go of the child's stalk? !What a goddamned child!It's impossible to have a child after only knowing each other for half a month, especially if it's a boy.

And, what the hell is satisfying? !Is she thinking wrong or is it really what she thinks? !

When Xihe heard this, his expression almost became numb.

Uchiha Madara next to him was thoughtful, seeing that Xihe had such an interesting expression, he couldn't help but curl his mouth slightly.

"Okay, okay, I'm not joking, hey, you two are here to go shopping, I saw Hesha before, you really like sweets, I know there is a shop that has very delicious sweets, do you want to go together? "Master Yukina said, and glanced at Uchiha Madara.

Anyway, he is a person with IQ, and he also knows that Uchiha Madara has an unusual relationship with Xihe, so he invites them.

Anyway, when the time comes, I still listen to him.

Xihe didn't know the psychological activities of Mr. Yukina, but heard the sweets, and subconsciously looked at Uchiha Madara. As a sweet tooth party, Xihe felt that Uchiha Madara would probably also want to try it.

Uchiha Madara thought about it for a while, and felt that it was nothing. Anyway, he was just an ordinary person. If there is one more, one more, at worst, just get rid of him after eating, so he agreed.

However, both Uchiha Madara and Saiwa underestimated Yukina's thick skin and his ability to not wink. From the shop he met to the dessert shop, this guy never stopped talking.

Uchiha Madara also finally knows what Xihe has been listening to for half a month ==

Next time, I really don't want Xihe to take on some escort missions. What kind of weird people will I meet.

Why can he tell the story of two men together so relish?And can he tell some detailed descriptions of the great harmony of the universe without changing his face?In particular, it was still... Uchiha Madara realized that he was talking about his father and the previous head of the Senju Clan! ! !

etc!Did these things happen between his father and the thousand-armed Buddha?Why doesn't he know?

And the time Mr. Xue Ming said was a bit of a coincidence, it happened to be some time when his father was away.Uchiha Madara was suddenly a little curious. After all, the other party is a nobleman, and there are still many sources of information. It is normal to know something he does not know.Moreover, it is not bad to be able to hear some things about my father since he passed away many years ago.

So Uchiha Madara remained silent and decided to listen.

Xihe was sandwiched between the two of them, and he didn't know what to feel for a while.In addition to expressing surprise that Uchiha Madara didn't say anything, he was also speechless that Mr. Yukina chose to speak to elderly people.

However, the other party spoke the truth as always, and Uchiha Madara’s expression seemed to be a little bit believed_(:зゝ∠)_

So, how did he get this information?

Xihe was skeptical, but she didn't say anything for the time being. After half a month of walking together, she also roughly understood that once the other party opened the chatterbox, they would not stop until they finished talking.

When both Uchiha Madara and Saiwa had finished No.20 dishes of dim sum, Yukina finally finished his speech, and he drank a sip of tea before sighing: "Only Kazuya is willing to listen, but unfortunately we can't." See you often."

After all, he is a nobleman, so it is impossible for him to run outside every day, and Xihe is a ninja, and he often has missions, so he may not be able to find them if he wants to.

Mr. Xue Ming thought for a while, and suddenly his eyes lit up. He looked at Xihe excitedly, and grabbed her hand, "By the way, Hesha, why don't you marry me! Then you can tell stories every day."

"Snapped!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Uchiha Madara, who was still thinking carefully about the story Yukina told just now, immediately came back to his senses. A bamboo stick narrowly brushed Yukina's cheek, and the air flow driven by it swept across his cheek. Shallow traces.

"What do you want to do to my fiancée?" Uchiha Madara stared at Mr. Yukina, and an invisible pressure suddenly pressed on the young man!

The author has something to say: Kavin stuck to me recently_(:зゝ∠)_