[Comprehensive] Feasibility report on the marriage of Peng Gelie and Uchiha

"You think too much." Yi Wen glanced at him, "Aren't I worried that it will affect your market?" Looking through her life in the past 15 years, where did she get the opportunity to develop relationships with others?If it wasn't for Uchiha Madara's words to wake up the dreamer before, she would not have realized that she has reached the age where she can talk about marriage!

"Where is my market?" Uchiha Madara said with a smile, "Those girls, who is not afraid to see me?" It's even more exaggerated than a mouse meeting a cat!

"Tsk tsk tsk, it's such a pity that you have such a face that women are jealous of." Yiwen raised her hand and pinched his face, and then teased, "It's obviously a blue face, but why go Pretending to be cold, how hard are you to think about it?"

Uchiha Madara rubbed Yiwen's head politely, "How are you better than me? You are a cute little girl, and I don't know where she learned to be slick, that is, I am here, and I won't talk to you. Forget about it, if it were someone else, wouldn't you be treated as a female hooligan?"

The corner of his mouth curled up, "Tell me the truth, have you ever been sacked?"

"How could I be put in a sack?" Yi Wen expressed dissatisfaction.No, "Where did I become a hooligan?"

Uchiha gave her a white look, "You are not a hooligan? Then what were you doing just now?"

"Didn't I just pinch your face..." Yiwen was only halfway through her words when she suddenly realized that she almost bit her own tongue, and her complexion became extremely weird.

Only then did she realize that this was not her previous life. Boyfriends and female buddies casually joked about each other, and had occasional physical contact. As long as it wasn't too much, no one would take it to heart. The ninja world is very open in some respects, but in In some ways, it's actually quite conservative and traditional.

According to Uchiha Madara's judgment standard, what she did just now was definitely molesting him? ! ! !

Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck, trough, trough! ! !

Thinking of this, Ewen felt bad all over.

Seven years ago, when she left the ninja world, no matter how old her soul was, she always looked like a child. It was okay to do this. However, this time she came back, although she looked thinner, she was actually almost fifteen Now, it's the marriageable age in everyone's eyes. If you do this again, it will fall into the eyes of others. It's no wonder you don't misunderstand!

"Why didn't you remind me earlier?" Yi Wen looked at Uchiha Madara with tears in her eyes.This one pinching her face and rubbing her head, my God, wouldn't others think that she and Madara Uchiha were flirting, right? !

"I also just realized it not long ago." Uchiha Madara said that he was very innocent.

Apart from Yiwen, he has no other friends at all, let alone female friends, not even a reference group, how does he know what kind of opening method is correct? !

What's more, seeing Yiwen again after seven years, he didn't adjust the way of getting along all at once, and subconsciously got along with the way before.

At that time, Yiwen always liked to make fun of him. Of course he wanted to fight back. Later, when she met You Lu, she was able to materialize. Move your feet", before she left, they first had a big fight with the black ball, and many things happened in the middle, and then caught up with his overuse of the kaleidoscope, and his eyes were inconvenient. When Egwene took care of him, the two It is normal for people to have some physical contact.

Both parties are used to it.

Uchiha Madara said helplessly, how did he know that it would be a problem if it fell into the eyes of other people? !

It was only after talking to Quan Nai before that he knew where the misunderstanding came from.

Yiwen slumped her shoulders weakly, "Then what should we do now?"

"If you explain it, it will only get darker and darker." Uchiha Madara felt a little uncomfortable in his heart, "I don't think it is necessary to deliberately distance yourself to avoid suspicion, but if you want, I can also cooperate. "It doesn't matter if his own reputation is affected, but if Yiwen continues to be misunderstood like this, there is no guarantee that it will not affect her future relationship and marriage.

The world is always harsh on women.

"I don't care!" Yiwen waved her hand, and she didn't know what she thought of, she shivered instantly, "It's better to be single, it's best not to marry for the rest of your life."

"What's wrong?" Uchiha Madara asked suspiciously.

Yiwen took Uchiha Madara's hand, just complaining and complaining, what about "Italian men's romance and passion", what about "nobles always have red flags at home, and colorful flags fluttering outside", what about "lover and illegitimate children" Flying all over the sky" ah, what "good men are almost extinct"... It makes the listener sad, and the hearer sheds tears!

"In short, I would rather never marry for the rest of my life than such a man!" Yiwen said loudly, "I will never share toothbrushes and men with others!"

Uchiha Madara touched her head with the other hand, and comforted, "I don't think your brother will force you."

"Speaking of which, you must be feeling secretly happy in your heart, right?" Yiwen waved away the hand that was making trouble on her head, and squinted at him, "What I just said is simply the ideal paradise for men!"

"Hey, hey!" Uchiha Madara expressed his dissatisfaction, "Is that why you miss me?"

"Okay, I admit my mistake!" Yiwen made a gesture of surrender with both hands, "Young master, you are the most innocent, okay?" She couldn't help gossiping, "By the way, it's really rare for you to be in such a situation. Be honest, how many maids have you had? How many women have you slept with? How many times have you been to brothels?"

Uchiha Madara's hair was black, and he couldn't control his hands that wanted to do something wrong, and he flicked Yiwen's forehead heavily, "The more you talk, the more outrageous it is!"

"Your reaction like this..." Yiwen clutched her aching forehead, her expression full of disbelief, "Brother, don't tell me your first holding hands, first hug, first kiss and first night are still there?!" Damn, shouldn't it be a baby? !

She originally thought that even if Uchiha Madara had no marriage partner and no girl he liked, at least he must have experienced everything he should have experienced. After all, he is also 20 years old this year, and other ninjas of his age, maybe There are several children.

Yiwen felt that there were very few men like her elder brother who aspired to be a great magician!

however……

All I can say is, I never expected it!

#So you are such Uchiha Madara#

#士别三日想想感恒，How many times do I have to shave my eyes to be enough#

#少年，You must be fast in making seals#

#I said you and giotto will definitely become friends#

Facing Yi Wen's eyes that were about to smile, Uchiha Madara's face suddenly turned hideous for a moment, and then he looked at her with a half-smile, "Who did I give my first hand and first hug, don't you know? Back then, someone almost smashed me to death!"

Yiwen remembered the incident when she burned the black lacquer into slag, fell from mid-air, and landed on Uchiha Madara's body, her face flushed instantly, "You clearly said at the time that it doesn't matter!"

slander!This is absolutely slander!

Where does she have such a big "weight"? !

Uchiha Madara sneered and declined to comment.

"...I was wrong." Yiwen lowered her head and apologized pitifully, "It's been so long, don't be so stingy!"

"I didn't intend to argue with you." Uchiha Madara shrugged, "Isn't this the first thing you started?!"

Yi Wen stared at him expressionlessly, "Don't you know that when you get along with girls, you have to give way to the other party?" No wonder you don't have a girlfriend yet, you are lonely!

#Friendship of the boat said overturned overturned#

#You know, it’s easy to lose me like this#

#It seems to see that our friendship has come to an end#

#Do you know what is gentlemanly demeanor?#

#No need to answer, I know you definitely don’t know#

"I really don't know!" Uchiha Madara said without guilt at all, "Besides, am I not enough to let you go?" Good morning, okay? !

Yiwen choked for a moment before saying, "...you won."

"Let's talk about business!" She changed the subject nonchalantly, "I heard that the situation in the ninja world is a little tense recently?"

Madara Uchiha nodded, "A few princes feel that their strength is almost accumulated, and they seem to want to establish a country, but others may not agree easily. I estimate that it will take five or six years at least. "After all, this time, it's not a small fight between certain forces before, but the entire continent has been pulled into this vortex.

He didn't count the attacks on each other after the establishment of those countries. If you counted this, it would be less than ten years.

Of course, he doesn't mean that there will be wars all the time in the past ten years, and there will definitely be a short period of peace in the middle, but if you want to completely stabilize the situation, ten years is the least.

Uchiha Madara thought to himself, the final result is nothing more than those two——

Balance, or Unity!

But no matter what the outcome is, bloodshed and sacrifice are inevitable in the process.

He didn't know what the ending of the Uchiha clan was waiting for in this huge meat grinder, so he felt that it was necessary to make two-handed preparations. It didn't matter if he died in battle, but Quanna couldn't accompany him. die with him.

and also……

Thinking of this, Uchiha Madara looked at Yiwen again, "When you come to pick up people again, you follow the others and go back together!" In comparison, their side is safer.