[Comprehensive] God's love

Because I was watching a movie that I was interested in, Yinshi and I chatted and laughed and complained throughout the movie. A commercial blockbuster needs to be paired with beer, fried chicken and popcorn to taste.After this trip, I was really happy. There was no pee in the whole two hours, and it was an adrenaline-inducing movie. I still wanted to wait for the easter egg.

Seeing that I didn't move, Yinshi muttered, "Don't wait, there are no easter eggs in this one."

I looked at him suspiciously: "How do you know?"

"Of course I've seen it. This movie has been out for a week. Come on, don't wait like an idiot, go out."

Carrying a bag full of spicy chicken, he took me by the hand, and Yinshi led me into the slow crowd.

Well, even though it was proposed to try to date, I don't think it's real, and something is still missing.

When I came out of the theater to go shopping, Yinshi who was walking beside me was lazy, I wanted to take a few peeks at him.Seeing this, I was stunned.I saw the man raised his little finger without any burden of idols and spun it 360° in his nostril for further study, then dug out a mosaic, and finally flicked it elsewhere lightly.

God!what did you bastard do!You have damaged a pink and tender girl's heart!

Usually when the heroine looks at the hero, they should meet each other's eyes, or see his very beautiful side!What the hell are you doing! ! !

"You are poisonous." I looked at him in amazement and said tremblingly.

Yinshi seemed to feel that he hadn't dug enough, and started to study again. I was already stunned by his operation.

"Where is Ah Yin poisonous? Do you mean the normal nose-picking thing? Anyone can pick their noses, but it just depends on which finger they use."

Following his words, I fantasized about gods like Akashi and Kurama picking their noses, and my hairs stood on end. "Let's not talk about being a couple, even ordinary friends wouldn't pick their noses in front of each other! What a burden for your idol!"

"You're wrong. When a real couple lives together, they will see each other's appearance. Constipation, diarrhea, crying, nose digging, farting, etc., this is a part of life. Don't live too imaginatively, little six."

Of course I uttered very vulgar words, how could I lose to him in slander!After thinking and thinking, I finally remembered that Yinshi said that his idol was the anchor of Yuye.

I said angrily, "Can you imagine the anchor Yuye exuding body odor and beriberi, picking his nostrils at you!"

"Asshole! My host Yuye won't do such inferior things! She's a little fairy! Even if she farts, it's colorful farts!"

"...I want to hit you over the head with a roadside trash can."

"Let's go, let's play steel balls with Ah Yin!"

Before I could refuse, Gintoki grabbed my wrist with the hand that had picked his nostrils, and forcibly dragged me to the game hall.My mind is full of boogers, okay?

When I arrived at the game hall, Yinshi walked over with a box of game coins, I just looked at my hands and murmured: "I want to disinfect, or cut off my hands."

Yinshi: "Hey, hey! It's not like you've touched poop! What do you dislike! Come on, Ah Yin will show you all the fun."

It is said that there are no high-end restaurants, no amusement parks, but ordinary ramen restaurants and game halls!This poor man is going to refresh my new understanding of dating!

The style of painting that was originally dating was misleading all the way by Yin Shi, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a dick|Si brothers skipped class and came out to play video games.Sadly, I'm still addicted to it.In the online racing game, Yinshi and I drove a car, collided with each other, and galloped on the track.

Seeing Yinshi drifting and overtaking on a curve, I pointed to the door and shouted: "Anchor Yuye stripped naked and ran outside!"

"Where is!"

When Yinshi let go and looked back, I slammed the accelerator and knocked his car off the track, and slammed the steering wheel.By the time Yinshi turned around, I was already at the finish line.

"Shameless! You big|fart|hole!" Yin Shi pointed at me and cursed angrily.

"No, you'd be shameless if you believed my lie."

On the topic of who is shameless, Yin Shi and I fought until evening.Looking at the dim twilight outside, Yinshi fetched the little sheep, put the helmet on my head with ease, and said, "Okay, let's go have dinner."

I don't have any hope for the restaurant anymore, anyway, let's go to some corner to eat Hesse.

Sure enough, amidst the chug chug of the little sheep, Yinshi drove me to a vendor near Heti, selling oden.After parking the car steadily, Yinshi lifted the hanging old curtain, and I followed him in obediently.An old man with a festive expression was stringing radishes. The ingredients in the pot were bubbling, and the aroma mixed with the heat came out.

I couldn't help but take a deep breath and suddenly felt hungry.

Yinshi seemed to be a regular customer. When the old man saw him, he greeted him with a smile, and then set out two sets of bowls and chopsticks.

"Take whatever you want, don't be polite to Ah Yin."

"I will definitely not be polite to you. It's not too expensive!"

"Little Six, this is wrong. There are some things that cannot be measured by money."

"...For example, your morals?"

The guy who sold himself to me for 6000 million is talking about something beautiful, if you don’t listen, fuck off!

After a full meal, my stomach was warm and satisfied.Yinshi warmed a pot of wine and drank for himself.I rested my chin and looked at the boiling soup in the pot, my thoughts drifted.

Yinshi: "How about it, date for a day, do you have any thoughts?"

Me: "Are you a teacher, and you still have to hand in an essay?"

Yin Shi: "Actually, little six, things like falling in love are very broad and profound, and there is no standard answer, just like Leitham, a thousand people have a thousand things."

Me: "It's Hamlet."

Yin Shi: "It doesn't matter if he is Hamlet or All Might."

Me: "...Respect Shakespeare, please! Even the coffin can't hold it down!"

I always felt that there was something in Yinshi's words. I thought about it and reviewed today's date.

After all, I sighed, and I said: "Don't talk, don't talk, it seems to be a weakness with you."

"I don't want 6000 million, but the other 3000 million, I can try to make money. Don't worry, the house will take care of finding a partner."

Not minding my unilateral breach of the contract at all, Gintoki drank the wine in the glass with a smile.I stared at him blankly, and suddenly understood the mood of Tufang for bringing me to Wanshiwu. Most likely, this man made people feel at ease and would never hurt me.

I raised the corners of my lips and said, "Maybe after getting along for a long time, I will really like you!"

Yinshi: "Don't put the FLAG up indiscriminately! Since you want to have a good eye, then Ah Yin can only find you one by one."

Me: "I don't know why I'm suddenly a little afraid of the person you've found. As the saying goes, snakes and rats are a nest."

Yin Shi: "What kind of shitty adjective! Apologize to those rotten guys! Anyway, starting tomorrow, you'll know whoever you like."

Me: "Uh, then, then please!"

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So, I'm such an idiot for expecting someone Yinshi found!

The next morning, I ran to the master house full of expectations. When I saw the sloppy uncle sitting in a cardboard box with his knees hugged and wearing sunglasses, my whole expression drifted.

"Miss Tenjin, my name is Hasegawa Taizo, and I am currently a freelancer. Hahaha, I heard that you are going on a blind date? Although I was married once, my wife left me because I was useless, so I am still single. But , I didn’t expect that Ms. Tianshen is a loli type. Uncle, I still prefer those who still have charm, but don’t be discouraged, Miss, you will definitely find someone better! Fuck you!”