[Bungo Stray Dogs] Ask: Shall we die in love together?

"Wow... let's die for love." I shook my toes and smiled.

"Oh? Are you so willing, beautiful person." Dazai Osamu launched a pet phrase attack on me.

"Yes, handsome sir." I took Dazai Osamu's hand affectionately.

I think we are two actors.

The kind that makes a show when a word disagrees.

"But I'm not interested in loli, alas, what a pity." Osamu Dazai let go of my hand and said disappointedly.

"Oh, that's a pity." I let go of Osamu Dazai's hand with a cold face, and sat back on my seat.

"Hey, so what are we doing now?" I asked, scratching my cheek.

"Of course I want to enjoy the rare leisure time~" Dazai Osamu exaggeratedly said and then turned his head to look at me, "After all, you won't be able to be so leisurely in the next time, world-weary-san."

I raised my eyebrows, "Oh, yes. Indeed."

When the other party receives my picture, they will take action immediately.

No, it should be said that it looks like the other party has already got my photo.

Is it so powerful?

Although Osamu Dazai asked Akutagawa to take me out for a walk for the purpose of leaking information to the other party and making people hook him, I really didn't expect it to be so fast.

It's so powerful, it's almost catching up with my Bagua Pan's ability.

"It's all your fault, Dazai." I said lazily.

Use me as a weapon.

"Oh, don't say that, world-weary-san," Dazai Osamu looked at me, "Isn't this beneficial to you? It's just mutual benefit."

I looked at Osamu Dazai in distaste.

It is indeed beneficial to me. Joining the mafia through this matter, if you are lucky, you can directly gain power, and the mafia can protect my safety.

It's just a small life, and the supernatural power has also declined, so I have to take good care of it.

Just because I want to commit suicide doesn't mean I want to lose my life out of nowhere.

My purpose is unencumbered and voluntary death.

Besides, if I join them, I will be paid. After all, I am still in a state of poverty and poverty. I have not paid for the quilt and the money for books.

Although sometimes I want to ask myself, how can you, a black and carbon-like person, still behave so well, and then I thought about it, probably because I was also a sunny person.

"So you've arranged someone now?" I asked casually, pointing my fingers in boredom.

"Huh? Yes. After all, you are my 'daughter'~ How can I put you in danger?" Osamu Dazai replied.

"Come on." I snapped back, "I think you might be wary of me."

"World-weary-san." Dazai Osamu suddenly looked serious, I couldn't help raising my head, and glanced suspiciously.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"World-weary-san must think that I hate you." Osamu Dazai looked up at the ceiling with a light tone, "But I have never regarded you as an enemy."

"What is it if it's not an enemy?" I was curious. After all, this big pig's hoof pinched me as soon as we met, and almost killed me the next day. I didn't believe his wording.

Osamu Dazai turned his head when he heard the words, "What do you think? World-weary sang."

I was silent for a while.

Then quickly jumped off the chair, stepped forward and pinched Osamu Dazai's face, "Is your head burned?"

"Are you kidding, World-Wanning Sang, is it true that World-Wanning-sang is serious? Oh, yes, how did World-Wanning-sang know that I had a fever last night? Is this the legendary telepathy? I heard that this kind of induction is only available to relatives and lovers. I have it on my body! Oh my god, I really deserve to be the object of my love, world-weary-san~" Dazai Osamu looked surprised, and pulled my hand away and said affectionately.

I shook my goosebumps, and quickly withdrew my hand, "Osamu Dazai is good at teasing girls."

"Thank you for the compliment." Osamu Dazai accepted it with a smile.

"So why are you strapping a bomb to me?" I asked.

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows when he heard this, "Ah, this question, why did the world-weary sang plant mines for me?"

Well, I know what you want to say.

Greetings between patients.

For the first time, I faced directly the difference between Osamu Dazai and me.

Although he is dark, dark and frightening, there is still a slight possibility that he can be saved. Oda Saku is one of the reasons for his survival, but I can't save him.

Not at all.

We are also walking in a world of loneliness, darkness and nothingness. The road is dark and long, and there are no similar people around us, and there is no end.

From crying, to numbness, to despair.

I have prayed countless times for someone to accompany me, and I have made wishes, but every time I failed, just like the devil in the bottle, it made a wish in the bottle, the first time it made a wish, if someone rescued it, it would give him a lot of gold and silver treasures, and then 1 years have passed.The second wish, if someone saves it, it will fulfill all his wishes, and another 1 years have passed.The third time, the fourth time, and the last time, the demon made a wish that if someone saved it, it would kill the other person, and at that time, someone released it.

However, at this time, we are already desperate and numb.

And when we have experienced countless times of despair and walked numbly on this road, we suddenly met a person, maybe Osamu Dazai would first use various extreme methods to destroy the intruders, but he would still linger in the The edge between destroying the opponent and not destroying the opponent, although it is more inclined to eliminate, may still choose to stay in the end.

Because there is still a softness in his heart.

It was brought to him by Oda Saku.

The lonely road is so long, it is good to have someone to accompany you.

But I am different, if earlier I would definitely choose to stay, in the middle I would choose to completely eliminate, now, I will choose to tease this patient, and then eliminate.

Every time it gets worse.

Never thought about staying.

Why stay?Just let go of the warmth you never got, so that you will never experience the pain of being abandoned by warmth again.

It is enough for me to walk this road alone.

I looked at Osamu Dazai with complicated emotions.

Obviously, he no longer intends to kill me, and even faintly accepts my existence. Although he still maintains a high degree of vigilance, he no longer rejects my sudden intrusion.

But what about me?

I am silent.

I suddenly don't know how to talk about this day.

If he still wanted to hurt me like a hedgehog, I would definitely feel no guilt if I pit him, and I would pit him to death, but this hedgehog suddenly showed his soft belly for a moment, which made me feel ashamed .

Bald.

Forget it, let's stock up for a while.

It's not bad to live a little longer, next time you pit him against him, he should be more restrained, at least he can't blindly plant landmines.

"Line mines... because I don't like you." I heard myself say.

Osamu Dazai was stunned for a moment, and then laughed out loud, "That's a good reason, world-weary-san. Ah, by the way, it's because you don't like me attaching bombs to you! Do we count as... each other Hate?"

I glanced at Osamu Dazai like I was looking at an idiot, "Obviously, it is."

Osamu Dazai smiled even more happily, "Yes."

"By the way, what about mafia wages?" I changed the subject.

"What's the world-weary sang asking for?" Osamu Dazai asked me suspiciously.

"Because I'm penniless now, and I haven't paid back Zhongye's money," I said.

"Oh? Could it be that Chuya Nakahara's wallet is at Shiyan-san's place now? I said why the wallet I picked up by hand suddenly disappeared." Osamu Dazai suddenly realized.

"You have a big heart." I complained.

"To each other, don't you still carry Chuya Nakahara's wallet with you? You are not afraid that Nakahara Chuya will find out." Osamu Dazai pointed to my bulging pocket and said.

"It doesn't matter, I'm your daughter now, even if he finds out, it will only be you. I will say, 'Yes... Daddy gave it to me, I thought... thought it was Daddy's money, I'm sorry Woohoo.'" I performed a pitiful gesture with great emotion, then turned my head to look at Osamu Dazai arrogantly, "Look, what a perfect plan."

"I've recorded it." Dazai Osamu shook the recorder in his hand and smiled innocently.

I was stunned for two seconds, and I couldn't help but want to swear, "Give it to me!"

"Oh yeah, world-weary-san, don't be so excited!" Dazai Osamu's smile is so unbearable to me now.

He is a devil!big devil!

All hedgehogs are deceiving, bah!

fraud.big liar.The only liar in the world.

How did I believe in his evil?

"I lied to you." Osamu Dazai threw the recorder to me and smiled while tilting his head.

"Osamu Dazai!" I was so angry that I called out to him.

"Oh, oh, I just realized that World-Wanning-san is so easy to deceive~ That expression is really... very interesting!" Osamu Dazai said.

Heh, one day, I will definitely cheat you.

I thought silently in my heart.

Time always flies by quickly, a week was spent arguing with Osamu Dazai, and then we spent the whole week messing with Nakahara Nakaya.

Then I consciously walked on the street "fishing" alone.

The cold wind was blowing, and I shivered from the cold.

Reasonably speaking, the enemy is really cautious. I have been standing here for almost two hours and they are still observing.

Aren't you cold?

Quickly tie it up, call it a day, and go home for dinner!

No one around me will hinder you!Please go ahead boldly, tie me up and drag me away, I'm almost freezing to death.

If not, I will take the initiative to find you.

Just when I was restless, I was keenly aware that the other party was about to move.

Yes, that's it, hurry up.

I thought silently in my heart.

"Little friend, what's the matter?" An uncle with a beard suddenly appeared in front of my eyes. He tried to pretend to be gentle, but he still couldn't hide his malice towards me.

This year's NPC is too bad.

I complained in my heart, but my face was full of ignorance and sadness, "I...I can't find my way home..."

"That's it... Then tell Uncle where he is, and Uncle will take you home, okay?" The uncle on the opposite side took out a lollipop and put it in my palm.

I squeezed the lollipop.

It suddenly occurred to me that Zhong Yuanzhong also seemed to have someone send something yesterday, and I didn't have time to take it apart to look at it, but it should be the candy he promised me to buy last time.

It's great!

I looked up at the uncle, and said in a sweet voice, "Okay, thank you uncle~"

Hurry up and call it a day, I have to go home and eat candy!

The author has something to say:

Because I am afraid that the words will be piled up and it will not be easy to read, so I simply leave a line in each paragraph

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I always feel like I've missed another chapter.

Is it because there is no reason to promote the development of the plot? /Laugh and cry

Hostess: Oh, liar.What a hedgehog, bah!