[Bungo Stray Dogs] Ask: Shall we die in love together?

Osamu Dazai and I sat across from Chuya Nakahara.

There are three food boxes in the middle.

After a lot of fuss, Zhongyuan Zhong also agreed to let us stay because of the face of my "child".

Neither of us moved.

There was silence in the room.

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at our silence and broke the silence first.

"Hey, didn't you say eat? Why don't you move?"

Osamu Dazai and I exchanged glances, then looked at the food box again.

I reached out, took my share, and poked Osamu Dazai's arm with my arm, motioning for him to take it too.

Osamu Dazai coughed and took the food box.

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't even realize what he was about to face. He looked normal, took the last food box, and was about to open the box.

I looked at Nakahara Chuya, who knew nothing, and suddenly couldn't bear it. Although I thought that what I made must be delicious, it didn't seem to be a good thing for them. I moved my lips and decided to remind him kindly. ,"that……"

"What?" Nakahara Chuya raised his head and looked at me after hearing the words, but his hands kept moving, and he opened the box smoothly.

I couldn't bear to tilt my head, a little afraid to look at the expression on Nakahara Chuya's face.

The room was silent again.

I looked back at Nakahara Nakaya quietly, and saw that his face was stiff, and he kept the movement of lifting the lid motionless.

After a while, he raised his head and looked at Osamu Dazai, who was holding back his laughter, and me, who was bowing his head in silence.

"Dazai!!!" Chuya Nakahara slammed the table, got up and said angrily.

"Cough, Chuya, don't be angry, let me tell you, this is delicious," Osamu Dazai began to lie to Chuya Nakahara again in a serious manner, "Really, I won't lie to you, it's absolutely delicious."

"Do you think I'll still be fooled by you bastard Dazai?" Nakahara Chuya's tone was very firm, "I won't be fooled by Dazai again."

"Oh," Osamu Dazai sighed, "I'm not kidding you, my daughter said it was delicious. Right?"

I looked at Osamu Dazai, and for a while I couldn't make up my mind whether it was delicious or not.

But I do find it delicious.

"Uh, maybe maybe it's delicious?" I used a series of uncertain words.

"I heard that there is no Dazai, it must be that you burned a dark food to kill me, and then forced your daughter to lie to me and say it is delicious, but the heart of a child is honest, if it is not delicious, it is not delicious, but because of Your persecution can only be said to be delicious, but it uses a series of uncertainties! Dazai, you are such a bastard." Zhongya Zhongya suddenly transformed into a logic king, with a clear and logical analysis, and then glared at Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai looked back at me and raised his eyebrows, "Honestly...kid?"

What are you doing?Who is not a little fairy?

I stared back and shouted loudly, "Yes! That's it! Dazai Daddy threatened me!"

"I heard there is no Dazai!" Chuya Nakahara looked down at Osamu Dazai with his hands on his hips, "You can't fool me Dazai now."

Osamu Dazai looked at me, then at Chuya Nakahara, with a disappointed tone, "Oh, Chuya, I really won't lie to you, it's really delicious."

"Delicious? Then you eat your portion first." Nakahara Chuya said.

Osamu Dazai didn't move at all, and agreed in one gulp, "Okay, then if I eat it, you have to eat it too."

Chuya Nakahara stared at Osamu Dazai suspiciously, "What are you going to do again?"

"Don't say that, Chuya, anyway, we are also partners, how can we not have a sense of trust." Osamu Dazai said innocently, "What? Don't you dare?"

Chuya Nakahara gritted his teeth, I suddenly couldn't bear to be tricked by Dazai again in my heart, and I guessed that Dazai probably had some kind of antidote/poison/medicine in his mouth, specifically to trick Nakahara Nakaya up.

What's more, I still owe Zhongyuan Zhongye money, and this time I mainly came to pay back the money.

As for trying my craft...

If it doesn't work, don't force it.

It would be bad if something went wrong and it happened during the mission the next day.

As for Ryunosuke Akutagawa who has been cheated...

He's resting tomorrow, it's okay.

Besides, he didn't give me candy, he didn't care about me, and he wanted to kill me, so I don't care what he does!

Yes, that's how this little fairy holds grudges.

Write it down in a notebook.

"Brother Chuya, don't listen to daddy! Dad Dazai is cheating on you! This dish is terrible!" I suddenly interrupted and yelled.

To be honest, this is the first time I personally say that the dishes I cook are super invincible and unpalatable.

"Oh? You didn't say that when you were at home!" Osamu Dazai said with an incredulous expression.

What are you doing?Can't you change your mind?snort.

I tilted my head proudly and snorted.

Zhongyuan Zhong also saw that I disobeyed Osamu Dazai, and was afraid that he would blame me, so he hurriedly defended, "Dazai, my daughter is also a human being, so don't treat her like a toy."

"That's right! Papa Dazai is so bad!" I yelled loudly over Dazai.

Osamu Dazai was attacked repeatedly by us, his expression was distraught, "Dazai is tired, I didn't expect you to be such a person!"

"Dazai, why are you bullying her again?"

"what kind of person?"

Zhong Yuanzhong and I also spoke at the same time.

Nakahara Chuya turned his head and glanced at me, then at Osamu Dazai, "Hey, answer her question first."

"I'm so heartbroken and tired of Dazai!" Osamu Dazai's voice was full of emotion, and he played a very sad person to the fullest, but it's a pity that all the people present were not interested in his acting skills. "You'd rather help this little mafia than your own father! It's just too scary!"

"Huh? Dazai, what are you talking about?!" Nakahara Chuya frowned, "Is it itchy Dazai? Ah, speaking of which, it's been a long time since we had a sparring session."

Zhong Yuanzhong also said that he was going to punch him with a punch.

Oh it's fighting, it's fighting!

come on! Come on!

I was so excited, I hurriedly left the battle area, sat on a high chair with a relatively wide view and a good view of the whole situation, and even took out a handful of melon seeds from my pocket and ate them with relish.

Nakahara Chuya's fist actually failed!Oh my god, come on Zhongye!

Ah, Osamu Dazai is so cunning!He actually hid in the place where the wine was kept!It's really disgusting!

Hello, everyone is welcome to enter the live broadcast room. Now everyone is watching Nakahara Chuya vs. Dazai Osamu. Which of the two will win?please……

"Dazai hates it!"

I haven't finished organizing the introductory speech I said in my heart, and Osamu Dazai, who is being hunted down by Nakahara Chuya, suddenly calls me unwillingly.

I knocked a melon seed.

"What?" I said back in a loud voice.

"I'm coming!" Dazai Osamu rushed over to me suddenly, I was so scared that I dropped the melon seeds, and saw Dazai Osamu, unexpectedly, hiding behind me, a weak and pitiful child!

Chuya Nakahara's iron fist of justice was close at hand, I quickly lowered my head and rolled off the chair.

I looked up at Zhongya Nakahara's fist that braked in time, patted my chest, and breathed a sigh of relief.

My pretty face almost turned into a patty.

"Dazai!" Nakahara Chuya looked terrified, "This is your daughter!"

Osamu Dazai picked me up and said in an embarrassing tone, "I know you envy me for having a daughter, so there's no need to repeat it, besides, did Chuu stop in time?"

"What if I didn't stop?!" Zhong Yuanzhong also looked very angry, his fists creaking.

"Anya Chuya, am I the kind of person who doesn't care about the consequences?" Dazai said.

Zhong Yuanzhong also lost his anger, but he was still a little angry. He looked at me, who was pale, and felt a little sorry for me, and then patted my head.

I think now is a very good time to pay back your wallet.

In this case, I will definitely not blame me for returning his wallet!

"Brother Zhongye," I said weakly before Zhongyuan Zhongye spoke, "Actually, there is something I didn't tell you."

"Can you please stop hitting me?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also heard about it, and looked at me very gently, "It doesn't matter if you fight or not, just tell me."

I cleared my throat, "Well, brother Chuya dropped a wallet before?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also tilted his head and thought for a while, "Is there any?"

My black line, dare he forget to lose his wallet?

"That's the wallet." I took out the wallet and handed it to Chuya Nakahara, "I picked it up before, and it cost me a little... But! But I made money recently, and I got it back, but it hasn't I'm ashamed to tell you... I'm sorry."

My tone was weak, and my small eyes kept glancing at Zhongye Zhongye's face.

Zhongyuan Zhong also heard the words and smiled extremely gently, "Just this matter, what's the matter, isn't it just a change, this wallet and money are given to you! Use it casually, the password of the bank card inside is simple 123456 , if you don’t have enough money, come and ask me for it!”

I was dumbfounded with my wallet in hand, and swallowed.

Is it so stupid?

I suddenly felt that my black card was not that bad anymore.

There are a lot of bank cards in the wallet!

This...is this the legendary money man?

I looked at Chuya Nakahara, my God, why is his figure so tall!What kind of fairy is this!

Everyone, draw your sword, Chuya is mine!

"Ah, I know Chuya's bank card password!" Osamu Dazai interrupted suddenly, reaching out to take the wallet from my hand.

I reacted quickly and grabbed my wallet tightly, refusing to let go.

"Brother Chuya gave it to me!" I glared at Osamu Dazai.

If you have the ability, you can pretend to be tender like me to cheat the new year's money, why are you robbing me.

This is my little money!

Osamu Dazai looked at me, the strength in his hand was not loose at all.

Let's cooperate?Besides, you're still in my arms.

Osamu Dazai gestured to me with his eyes.

No, just put me down if you are tired, Xiaoqianqian must not give in.

I also looked back with my eyes, firm in my belief.

"Hey Dazai, why do you bully her every day? Is it your daughter after all?" Zhongya Nakahara snatched back the wallet and put it in my hand.

Dazai and I looked at each other.

We were not father and daughter.

snort!

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