[Bungo Stray Dogs] Ask: Shall we die in love together?

I followed the woman back to "home".

In my heart, I wanted to ask around to see if I could find out something. I even went to eavesdrop on the corner, but I still found nothing.

A few days later Osamu Dazai was brought to my house to play.

I met a miniature version of Osamu Dazai in the huge garden behind my house.

I lay down on the lawn in every possible way, shaking my feet, looking at the grasshoppers in the lawn.

"How?" I poked the grasshopper and asked.

Osamu Dazai was lying next to me, looking at the sky, "It's not that good."

I grabbed the big grasshopper that was about to jump away because of my touch, "Isn't it really about falling in love? Don't you have any weird memories in your mind?"

"Ah, this, it's really a little bit." Osamu Dazai turned his head to look at me with an innocent expression.

"What is it?" I hurriedly sat down, threw the grasshopper straight up and asked with glowing eyes.

"That's right, you seem to be my first love, yes, that's it, it's gone." Osamu Dazai spread his hands.

"Ah, but I don't feel anything. It's a pity that I didn't feel the emotion I like." Osamu Dazai said in a disappointed tone.

I shook my goosebumps, "Fortunately, you have the ability of disqualification from the world."

Otherwise, if I am really controlled by the illusion, I will be miserable.

Although I don't think this old fox Osamu Dazai will be controlled by a mere illusion.

"World-Wanning-san didn't feel the memory." Dazai Osamu looked at me and said casually, "After all, World-Wanning-san also has the same ability, ah, to be precise, it is a higher-level ability than this one."

I am silent.

To be reasonable, I am really convinced by Osamu Dazai's IQ now, and I can figure out everything thoroughly.

"Yes," I admitted, and pulled out a weed, "This ability is called "The Gear of Destiny", and all the people who enter it will encounter tragedies, and the tragedies will even lead to the supernatural power Outside, it continues to rotate, entangled with this person's life and cannot be disengaged, so it is called the gear of fate."

I stretched out my hand in the sunlight and continued, "I do have this ability too."

"To be precise, the "gear of fate" of this supernatural being is just a small branch of my supernatural power." I looked at the sunlight in my hand and lowered my head.

"So World-Wanning-san is immune to everything, right." Osamu Dazai got up and pulled out a weed, "But because you have consumed too much and your powers have weakened, so you entered the illusion with me, but you are still immune to memory. cheat."

I glanced at Dazai Osamu and praised, "You are really smart."

Osamu Dazai threw the weeds and lay down on the lawn in a large font, yelling, "It's so boring. I don't know what Chuya is doing outside. It seems to be only a few minutes outside."

I nodded, "Yes, only a few minutes."

"Oh, yes, world-weary-san," Osamu Dazai suddenly stared, looking forward, "Why don't we try the method of dying for love here! Anyway, it's still a long time!"

"No." I rebuffed straight away, "I'm in a very excited mood today, and the matter hasn't been resolved yet, so I won't commit suicide yet."

"That's it, what a pity." Osamu Dazai lay back down and said disappointedly.

"Dazai," I called out to Osamu Dazai, "are you ready? Let's go directly to the next stage."

"Huh?" Osamu Dazai looked at me, "Okay, come on."

Seeing Dazai Osamu's fearless expression, I was a little bit hesitant to do so.

According to Osamu Dazai's memory of having or not having the same thing, this task may really be about falling in love. Generally, as soon as the relationship progresses, it will automatically enter the next stage, so...

I decided to give Dazai a hug.

but!

I don't know why, but I really can't do it!

I was silent and sat there thinking about life.

"Oh, world-weary-san, what's the matter?" Osamu Dazai said in a frivolous tone, looking at me who was silent.

"Nothing." I replied.

Just hug it, it won't lose a piece of meat, right?

I coughed, stretched out my hand, and quickly hugged Osamu Dazai.

The scene changed and we sat in the school.

Osamu Dazai and I were sitting together in school uniforms, and the teacher was still writing with chalk on the podium.

I quietly tugged at Osamu Dazai's sleeve.

"Hey, has the memory changed?" I asked in a low voice.

"Yes," Osamu Dazai said with a meaningful expression on his face, "it said, that we are secretly in a relationship. A young couple who are like glue, the kind of underground love."

"Puppy love?" I asked.

"Huh? Obviously it's a long time love, childhood sweetheart." Osamu Dazai said.

"I have a question." I suddenly said seriously.

"what?"

"Why are you still wearing bandages on your face and hands?" My tone was serious.

It's so unscientific, why are there bandages everywhere.

Not even in the fantasy world!

"Huh? I don't know either." Osamu Dazai said innocently.

While talking, a chalk head suddenly flew towards Dazai Osamu, Dazai Osamu reacted quickly, he had to avoid the chalk head reflexively, his body slightly turned towards me, and very successfully avoided the ruthless attack of the chalk head , looked at the person who threw chalk at him.

"Osamu Dazai! It's class time now, don't whisper to each other, you're still world-weary!"

The familiar scolding sound came, and I seemed to have returned to the years when I was a child.

Homework is piled up like a mountain, and my homework progress is always written 1% the day before school starts, and then stays up late to finish the remaining 99%.

I think this is also a supernatural power, right?

Extraordinary ability, fast handwriting!

It was so vivid, I couldn't help laughing out loud.

"World-weary! You all go out and punish me!"

To be fair, this is the first time I have been punished in my student career.

Osamu Dazai and I leaned shoulder to shoulder against the classroom window and stood obediently with our heads bowed.

"I was fined to stand." Osamu Dazai said looking at the sky.

"Yeah." I nodded, "I was punished to stand."

There was silence.

"So what should be the next step for couples?" I asked, "How to get to the next stage."

"Ah, I know!" Osamu Dazai looked at me like I knew everything, "Propose! Marry!"

"So fast?" I looked at Osamu Dazai suspiciously, "We are still students now!"

"But isn't its mission to fall in love?" Osamu Dazai asked.

You're right, I can't argue with that.

"There should be some abuse at this point in time. For example, various misunderstandings." I thought for a while and said, "If this misunderstanding is resolved, it can be regarded as a change in tragedy."

"Changing the tragedy..." Osamu Dazai walked to the other side of the corridor and knocked on the handrail.

"Hmm." I nodded.

"Osamu Dazai! What are you doing? Listening to class!"

The teacher's roar came from the classroom.

I glanced at Osamu Dazai gloatingly, listening to the class, and then mouthed to Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai and I stood outside the corridor for a class.

After class, I was called to the office by the teacher.

Familiar taste, familiar recipe.

I stood up very obediently, pulled Dazai Osamu who was expressionless, and listened to the teacher's earnest persuasion.

"Osamu Dazai, I know that you are very smart even if you don't go to school. You have perfect marks in all exams, and everything is good except for being playful." The teacher first looked at Osamu Dazai who was expressionless, "But how did I tell you back then? What? I said that she is not good at studying because she is world-weary, and you and her are childhood sweethearts, so take her with you when you have time, instead of letting you take her down."

Osamu Dazai pointed at me, "It was the world-weary-san who asked me the question first."

Ok?

Oh, it seems to be like this.

I lowered my head and answered honestly, "It's me."

The teacher sighed, "We are world-weary, you won't be able to get into a good university with your grades. Listen to the teacher's persuasion, don't be so wasteful anymore, okay?"

???

So I'm learning scumbag design here?Osamu Dazai, is he a student of God?

This is not fair!

We stayed in the office for a noon.

We were not allowed to go out to eat until it was time to eat.

Then... we went out to wave again hand in hand.

Um?What?What did you say?

What a scumbag, I am obviously a god of learning, the kind who gets perfect marks in every exam!

Almost every school has one of those dating sanctuaries, hidden groves or something.

Osamu Dazai and I were walking down the corridor thinking about our next step.

Generally, the promotion of the plot is always indispensable to passers-by A, B, C, D. Those with strong combat power are generally dubbed the title of male and female supporting roles, but now the male and female supporting roles that promote the development of the plot seem to have not yet appeared. I kicked the small stones on the road and felt that I It's starting to get boring and a little moldy.

When people are in a daze, their thinking seems to diverge, just like me now.

I haven't eaten my hairy crabs yet, I haven't brought back my folding chair, I lost a shoe before, I don't know if I saw it, I forgot where my black card was, and I haven't used my new mobile phone...

I used to take the duck egg test when I was in school, fell during the school running competition, fell asleep standing up during the principal's meeting, once won the grand slam of all duck eggs in the exam, and was the last in the school...

well?Thinking about it this way, I seem to be a scumbag.

"World-weary sang." Dazai Osamu called me suddenly, his tone flat.

I came back to my senses when I heard the words, and looked at Osamu Dazai with a serious expression beside me, "What's wrong?"

"The sky has collapsed." Osamu Dazai focused on looking into the distance. I followed his gaze and saw that the corner of the sky was a little broken.

"There are fluctuations in the illusion." I thought about it, "Did something happen outside?"

"Maybe—someone is coming, world-weary-san." Dazai Osamu put away his usual joking look, the shadow of the tree in the corridor hit his face.

I looked at Osamu Dazai without saying anything, then I turned my head and felt the hot sun shining directly on my face. Seam looked at the fragmented sky, with a light tone.

"Yes, the master is here."

The master of the supernatural ability—here he comes.

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Heroine: It's so unfair, they are all human, why is he a god of learning and I'm a scumbag.