[Bungo Stray Dogs] Ask: Shall we die in love together?

I dragged my cheeks and looked at the face of "Snow White".

His bandages were unraveled quite a bit.

Although I really want to know what it looks like under Osamu Dazai's bandages, but I can't take advantage of others!

At this time, Osamu Dazai looked very quiet with his eyes closed, no, it should be called tranquility.

After all, it is a "corpse" now, so it is usually described as serene.

I was playing with his bandages in boredom, like pulling on Osamu Dazai's bandages.

Circle after circle, why so many?

I looked suspiciously at the increasing number of bandages and the bandage on Osamu Dazai's hand that hadn't decreased in the slightest, and was silent for a while.

I suspect that any further pulls on his bandages might entangle me.

He should not call it a bandage waste device, but a bandage production device.

Continuous production, no matter how you smoke, you can't finish it.

A must-have product for home travel, so that you will never be afraid of getting injured and forget to wear a bandage on the road.

Magic.

Bored, I wrapped a long bandage around my neck, strangled my neck, stuck out my tongue as if hanging myself, and then let go of the bandage feeling bored.

Why hasn't the "Prince" come yet?

Osamu Dazai doesn't know how to talk with me, there is nothing around, I am alone, and I can't do things well, although Osamu Dazai has a capsule in his mouth, but the task of waking up "Snow White" is not me.

I can't steal the task of "Prince", can I?

It's not impossible to let me be a "prince", but, when the time comes, Nakahara Chuya will come and see Dazai Osamu who is full of air, isn't it a bit embarrassing.

"Snow White" and the two "Princes"?

Or "Snow White" and "Prince" plus a "Knight"?

The Central Plains who came late is also called a knight, and I am called a prince?

Forget it, I'd better be a "prince" who waits and sees.

This "prince" is cold-blooded and ruthless, she has no expression on her face, she is indifferent to Snow White's beauty, and even feels that he is not as good-looking as herself.

God, what a terrible "prince" this is!

Only this family, this prince, her name is world-weary!

The name of Snow White with such a cold-blooded and ruthless prince is Osamu Dazai.

The world-weary prince was indifferent to him, and the prince Chuya of the Central Plains was furious for him, punching the tyrannosaurus, just to save Snow White, he kicked the world-weary scumbag, and then stepped forward to give Snow White a punch.

My mother, it's terrible, why are these two princes so violent.

Snow White is too miserable.

I managed to make myself laugh.

See, people always have the ability to entertain themselves.

And I'm one of the best.

I stretched out my claws and started braiding Osamu Dazai's hair.

Braid?

I thought about it and decided to braid it.

I made it up for a long time, but nothing came out.

Forget it, don't make it up.

It's no wonder that my ability I saw before was untied hair. It turns out that I am a scumbag who braids my hair.

Scum, big scum, not even braids.

I stroked Osamu Dazai's dog's head and thought.

It's so quiet.

Especially now when Osamu Dazai is unconscious, touch his head with me!

how cute!

My claws pinched Dazai Osamu's smooth hair, and I never tired of playing.

Then I heard the prince's call outside.

The Central Plains is also here.

I hurriedly hid aside and hid myself.

As expected, Chuya Nakahara soon came to Osamu Dazai and punched Osamu Dazai.

They start to fall.

I also went down with them.

Snow White finally woke up and touched the prince's face. The prince calmed down a lot, and then scolded Snow White.

I squatted next to them and watched them in some strange postures.

Then he asked, "Dazai, why did you hug Nakahara Nakaya but not me? Just watch me fall?"

Osamu Dazai turned his head to look at me, "Ah, if you can save me like Chuya, I will hug you."

"Oh, let's talk about it when you are in danger again." I rested my chin, looking at Osamu Dazai's stupid hair that stood up because of my kneading.

Pfft, silly.

Osamu Dazai looked at me, belatedly touched his head, then stared at me helplessly, and beckoned to me, "Come here."

"What are you doing?" I took a step back warily.

Osamu Dazai smiled innocently, "Nothing."

I dubiously leaned over, and then?Then I was carried to the side and punished to stand.

The most disgusting thing was that my head was tied with more than a dozen small braids. Because my hair was short, it was all curled up, like a lion's head with fried hair.

I'm so wronged!

Lolita body shape, black cloak and black stilts, and the hair is a killer.

I'm dry.

Osamu Dazai was too active, so he tied a dozen or so braids for me on the spot.

The braids are also colorful.

demon!big devil!

Whoa.

The most frightening thing is that Osamu Dazai made me verbally promise to bear this first month.

What?

Forced by Osamu Dazai's coercion, I... succumbed.

After a month, when the braids are taken off, my head shape has already been fixed, right?Maybe even worse.

It's like... a peacock spreading its tail?

withered.

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Heroine: Osamu Dazai, the big devil, wow!

Chapter 38 I was born when you didn't know it, and I left when you didn't know it

The fight was raging outside, Dazai Osamu helped Nakahara Nakaya up and let him lean against the big rock next to him, and then went to change his clothes.

???

You are so free!

I changed back to the clothes I used to wear in the Armed Detective Agency.

I thought I should have touched your pockets to see where you took out your clothes.

I stared at Osamu Dazai intently with the "fried hair" boss on my head.

Smart people are amazing.

Because you always can't predict what he will do next, just like if I don't have supernatural powers, I can't guess that Dazai Osamu is still carrying a change of clothes with him.

That's great Dazai Osamu.

I lifted my leg and moved the stilts.

"Dazai." I looked down at the ground and called out to Dazai.

Osamu Dazai looked at me, "What's the matter, misanthrope-san?"

"Aside from suicide and crabs, what's your favorite thing?" I asked.

"Favorite? There are a lot of things I like." Osamu Dazai said, "I like wine and monosodium glutamate. Of course, if you say you like it the most, then of course you would die for love!"

"Oh." I nodded, "Got it."

"Then do you know what Akutagawa likes?" I continued to ask.

"Akutagawa?" Osamu Dazai thought for a while, "He likes desserts very much. He likes antique calligraphy and paintings, tea, all of them."

I nodded understandingly, "Understood."

Osamu Dazai came over and touched the braid on top of my head, "Let's go."

I nodded and "abandoned" Nakahara Chuya with Dazai Osamu and walked towards Nakajima Atsushi and the others.

Not surprisingly, Akutagawa once again perfectly missed the opportunity to meet Osamu Dazai.

Really, if I were this baby, I would have to collapse.

I wish I could just bury myself.

As the sun slowly rose, I walked on stilts, with my head held high and my face expressionless, step by step like walking a red carpet. The first thing Nakajima Atsushi and Izumi Kyoka saw was Xu Xu Osamu Dazai walked like a "Tenjin", but I, who is very eye-catching next to the "Tenjin"--hair.

After defeating the boss, the solemn atmosphere instantly collapsed. I successfully broke the serious atmosphere and turned the scene into a comedy.

Don't look at me, I don't want to be like this either.

But it doesn't matter, everyone is a person who has seen the world, Osamu Dazai and Atsushi Nakajima managed to talk to each other, I looked at the armed detective agency staff coming from a distance, the president's steps were very steady, leading everyone away come over.

However, my appearance was not fluctuating, but inside I was screaming like a groundhog.

Ah!

my image!

there is none left!

The president stopped in front of me.

I looked up at the president with tears in my eyes.

The president looked at me blankly for a while, and I suspected that he didn't know what he was crazily complaining about in his heart, and then he might think that I was a little horrible, so he turned his head and ignored me.

Kunikida Doppo next to me looked at my hair, and he didn't hold back his usual serious face. Holding his glasses, he lowered his head and tried not to let me see his desperately suppressed smile, saving me some face.

But needless to say, I also know that you are snickering!

Miyazawa Kenji stepped forward to look at me with admiration, left and right, "You really deserve to be from a big city!"

No, I'm not, I'm not.

Yosano Akiko stepped forward and patted my shoulder, praising me for being brave and courageous, I cried and hugged Yosano Akiko.

I need reassurance.

Everyone went back and had a banquet.

For the first time, I poured a little red wine into the goblet.

The wind was blowing outside, and I was sitting downstairs in the Armed Detective Agency with a goblet.

Take a sip.

"Are you down too?" I asked.

Osamu Dazai sat next to me, "Yes."

"Would you like to prepare a gift for me?" I shook the drink.

"Yes." Osamu Dazai looked at the moon, "But what gift are you going to give me?"

"I can't tell you this." I said, "It would be better to know in advance."

"Ah, well then, I must see what kind of present Misanthropy-san will make." Osamu Dazai casually lay down on the steps.

"I got it, remember to keep it well." I put down the goblet.

"of course."

And so our conversation ended.

I don’t know if Osamu Dazai took it to heart. I only know that the land where I planted tea leaves after so much difficulty was covered by some animal.

Give arch.

But it doesn't matter, after all, only through setbacks can you see a rainbow!

Recently, I have been living a quiet life. By the way, I saw a good piece of wood and carved the appearance of Osamu Dazai.

There are two carvings, one with a bandage and one without.

When I was thinking about preparing presents, I realized that many of the Armed Detective Agency were cat lovers.

Nakajima Atsushi, Tanizaki Junichiro, president Fukuzawa Yukichi, Haruno Kirako are all.

So I made some cat pendants and stuff.

Although I want to give the cat directly, but the cat has its own thoughts, it always feels a little inappropriate, maybe because I think I ignore the cat's thoughts?

Or do I feel like I'd hurt their hearts if I raised them, developed a relationship, and ended up abandoning them and giving them away?

I don't know what to do.

Kyoka’s is a big rabbit doll; Akutagawa’s tea leaves are still growing; Yosano Akiko’s is a bookmark made of dried flower petals; Edogawa’s is a variety of beautiful glass marbles; Kunikida’s is me I made my own notebook; Miyazawa Kenji bought headphones.

The Tanizaki Junichiro brothers and sisters, the president, and Nakajima Atsuka Haruno Qiluozi are all cat pendants.

Nakahara Chuya got a hat, and Mori Ogai didn't think about what to give, so he prepared some nice little clothes.

As for Osamu Dazai, I still prepared a pot of dark dishes made by myself, spicy hairy crabs.And wine.

I buried the wine under a tree near the Armed Detective Agency. After all, it was freshly brewed, and it took a long time to drink it.

Osamu Dazai is very busy, but occasionally he would come to visit the tea garden with me.

I started writing postcards.

Anyway, it’s just a few words, it’s nothing more than what I made myself ×××, I hope you like it!some type of.

I packed everything one by one and let the post office set a time to send it out.

After that, I sat for a day in the bgm store I once opened.

I bought another ticket the next day.

I don't know where it is, whatever it is, it's fine.

The weather is fine tonight, I stand on a high place and look down.

Although it is in the loli form, the railings are a little higher than me, but it doesn't matter, because I sat directly on the railings.

I didn't call or anything, after all, after they beat the local tyrants, they had to rest for some time before facing the situation where the leaders of both sides were unconscious.

But they can still take it easy now.

Destroying the world will not destroy it, so I will go on my own.

It's boring, I'm really boring to live.

I held my head up and fell backwards.

Maybe it's because they did this often before, so they don't feel much anymore. They should be able to receive gifts today, right?

I from Akutagawa specially gave him the tea garden, and I also gave him the two small figures of Osamu Dazai carved.

I don't know if I like it or not.

Although I always dislike Akutagawa, this kid even thought about tearing me apart with Rashomon, but I know this is a good kid.

It's just that I didn't treat him kindly.

As for Osamu Dazai, if you can find the wine, give it to him, if you can't find it, then forget it.

I hope everyone is well.

It doesn't matter if I get injured, another "I" will inherit my memory, and I won't care more or less.

If you do encounter a devastating event.

goodbye

Tomorrow will be another happy "I".

——I was born when you didn't know it, and I left when you didn't know it. ——

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