[Bungo Stray Dogs] Ask: Shall we die in love together?

(One)

It was still sunny today, and I took up Osamu Dazai's sofa and lay on it.

Osamu Dazai kept shaking me, trying to drag me out.

I smeared the summary report in his face.

"Here, I've written your last summary report for you, don't shake me, I'm dizzy."

"World-weary-san! This is my sofa!" Osamu Dazai accused me.

"Who said it was yours?" I said casually, "Obviously it belongs to the Armed Detective Agency."

Osamu Dazai quickly found a reason to refute me, "That's right, it's from the Armed Detective Agency, so the world-weary-san can't take it all by himself!"

"Then you don't do this often?" I helplessly got up and sat aside, "Sit down."

Osamu Dazai sat up with earphones on, and I moved a little away from him in disgust.

As a result, he pushed forward and occupied the entire sofa step by step, while I stood aside.

……

I went downstairs and stood next to Dazai Osamu with a big sword from the bgm shop.

Then the entire armed detective agency echoed Osamu Dazai's screams.

"World-weary sang!"

And my knife reflects the light.

(two)

I was sitting in my seat, I had long hair recently, it was a girl hairstyle, suddenly remembered the fear of being dominated by supernatural powers before, so I had a whim, and traveled to the past.

Just after successfully transmigrating, I felt my whisper in my ear, "Who are you for, with long hair?"

I got on top of my wickedness, and lifted my chin on the opposite side with a short knife, and whispered softly in her ear, "For you."

Hahahahahaha I give full marks to this expression!

I looked at me on the opposite side with a terrified expression on my face and smiled super happily back to the present. Tears of laughter came out. It was really fun!

Osamu Dazai looked at the nervous me from the side, and roughly guessed the reason, so he said faintly, "Is the world-weary sang laughing at myself for being stupid?"

Ok?

what? ?

I waved my hand proudly, "She's not me, that's me in the past, can I laugh?"

"Okay, you devils are just different." Osamu Dazai patted my shoulder.

hey what are you doingWhat the hell am I being like a devil again?

Humph.

(three)

Walking on the road today, I ran into Akutagawa.

I don't know why, Akutagawa's attitude towards me suddenly changed. I didn't know the reason until I saw Osamu Dazai hanging on his mobile phone.

Are feelings bought by my gift?

I saw him coughing and standing in front of me, staring at me without saying a word.

What are you doing, have you never seen a little fairy?

After a while, he made a sound.

"Don't think that if you bribe me, I will forgive you."

Yes, big brother, you won't forgive me, your Rashomon is obediently looking at me.

Very gentle, this is the first time I have seen such a gentle Rashomon.

So, your coat is the body, right?

I looked at the back of Akutagawa going away and thought so.

(four)

Buying wine today, I saw Nakahara Chuya again.

I saw that he saw that I was a little awkward, so I went up to him and asked him what was wrong. As a result, he looked at me for a long time, then gave me a bottle of wine, and ran away by himself.

???

I took the wine home suspiciously, and then I saw the words on the bottle: Reciprocity.

If you return the gift, return the gift!What are you doing so twitchy.

Oh no, so they are so easy to bribe?If I had known earlier, I would have sent gifts by the dozen!

I drank and thought.

Then?

Then the next day I found out that my wine had been stolen by Osamu Dazai.

Oh man.

——Walking around, the scenery here is so beautiful with you——

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