The big orange is the most important [comprehensive British and American]

After listening to Ye Yi's ideas, Zatanna criticized all of the first Robin's ideas:

"Special problems require special treatment. The little girl doesn't even know your true identity. How do you plan to develop a relationship? According to your way of being Brucey's baby, you will definitely be struck out at the beginning Out of the game! And that set of omnipotent tricks can't be used when you are Batman, do you really want to wear this dark suit to go to the movies and send flowers and treats to dinner?! Believe it or not, if you You really want to scare people half to death if you do this?"

"Ye Yi can get along with so many girls because even if he wears a superhero mask, he can't hide his sunny personality and a good ass-sorry, no offense, but God knows this stuff Bonus points - he's got a whole bunch of girls going for him, whether he's standing there as Dick Grayson or Bludhaven's Keeper, but you don't care about your own The real identity is hidden so well that you are two people when you put on the mask and take it off. You feel your conscience and ask yourself, do you associate Batman with Gotham's Brussy baby?!"

Bruce shook his head at first, then remembered something he had seen from Red Robin when he was bored, and suddenly felt that if it was a girl like Fiona who was very good at brainstorming, she might really be able to guess it The relationship between the two is not guessing now purely because she has learned to control her own power, and at the same time, she also knows that people must maintain a certain boundary in order to live in peace:

"... She can even imagine me as an orange cat, what else can she not think of?"

Zatanna: ... I really didn't expect there to be such an anecdote between you, and I had to accept it because of the lack of thinking hall.

The two looked at each other, and Zatanna decided to struggle again, what if it really happened?Her thoughts are the same as Nightwing's. Marriage is the thing that can change a person the most. If Bruce and Fiona can enter the marriage hall smoothly, wouldn't the Justice League be like "Batman's gaze" in the future? Is it insulated from something so cold that even Superman can stop his rampage in an instant?Wow, that couldn't be more beautiful!

"You see, she doesn't reject your identity, and she also knows how good you are as a Batman-don't look at me with such disapproving eyes! B! Please change your family Is this character who feels uncomfortable when others praise her? Why don't you start from this angle? Since she is still a member of the Birds of Prey, she should cooperate with the Birds of Prey more, and by the way, I will ask from the Birds of Prey With the help from the mysterious side of her, take care of her more when working together, first get closer and then find a chance to reveal your true identity, then everything that follows will be a matter of course?"

On the surface, Bruce accepted Zatanna's suggestion seriously. In fact, as soon as Zatanna left, he threw all these very useful practical methods that taught him how to pry a piece of lettuce back from the next door. To go after.If all his colleagues think about the optimistic situation that marriage will bring, then what he, who is terribly calm in everything, sees is the combination of two people. series of problems.

Fiona is still very young, and her coming-of-age ceremony was not until this year's Victory Day. If the two people with such a huge age gap really get married, then there will be deeper issues such as secret identities, positions, and three views. Not to mention, the public opinion caused by this age difference alone can overwhelm people.And according to the situation in the world today, under the premise that the man is obviously older than the woman, public opinion must be biased towards defending the man and maliciously targeting the woman. Even if he can kill all these reports in the cradle, it will be difficult to stop There are many people in the house, and there is no way to guarantee that everyone Fiona meets when she goes out is not a malicious guy.

She is still young and has a thin skin. If this kind of thing happened to her by accident, the full malice from outsiders who don't know the truth is enough to crush her from the weakest point of her heart.

"Master." Someone suddenly uttered a voice not far behind him. It was Alfred, the housekeeper of Wayne House. His surrogate father, current logistics, personal servant and confidant, etc., right now he is looking at Bruce expectantly, and asks:

"Because Miss Zatanna's cry just now was really miserable, I overheard some secrets, do you think that the room of the hostess of Wayne Manor, which has been vacant for so many years, will soon be occupied by its long-term residents?"

After being silent for two seconds, Bruce answered this question for the first time. All the repulsion shown when he was urged to marry in the past disappeared at this moment: "...it depends on the situation."

Neither Bruce nor Batman gave such vague, ambiguous answers.His answer has always been only two options of "yes" and "no", and there is no third option in the middle, but now, he has made an exception for Fiona more than once.

Fiona, who was far away in St. Petersburg and had just landed for no more than two hours, didn't know that there was still someone on the other side of the ocean worrying about her future marriage.She just returned to the normal world from the turbulence of time and space, and she said that she is very tired now, she just wants to fall asleep and sleep hard, then get up and eat something before going to sleep, and she doesn't want to do anything else.

But the ideal is beautiful, but the reality is skinny. Before she stepped into the gate of Bentiva, she was dragged by Tatiana to a basin of water, and her usual dagger was still sinking in the water. If the sky was darker , if the surrounding environment is more cramped and gloomy, and if some red dye is added to the water, then this is definitely the opening scene of a horror game.

Luckily Fiona's imagination wasn't quite as rich.Tatiana patted the water basin to let her pass, staring at the knife, the double reflection of the blade's front and the water surface can give feedback on the information of what she is carrying:

"Come on, routine inspection."

Fiona looked at the knife obediently, but saw nothing except the water ripples projected on the blade by a little ripple of water. She couldn't control her curiosity and asked in a low voice: "Everyone What can you find out?"

Tatiana has done this kind of thing too many times, and she can be said to be familiar with it, because sometimes psychics will help the surrounding residents to deal with some minor problems. This method is the most commonly used, so she can even While talking to Fiona, he carefully adjusted the position of the knife:

"Theoretically, everything can be checked, especially for those who often can't find things and don't know where they put them, but they can find them again after a few days This trick works especially well for me. Most of these people are haunted by the curse of the mischievous elf. From the blade and the water, you can see what kind of elf the curse came from... Let me see you When you came back, did you accidentally bring back some special products from outside, such as pranks and little curses?"

Fiona stood obediently on the spot, letting Tatiana hold the sharp sharp knife flat in her hand, circling around her while muttering, and still continuing to adjust the direction of the blade to ensure its smoothness Those drops of water remaining on the top can just reflect Fiona's image:

"Although these things won't hurt you who are protected by white witchcraft, they will affect us, so routine inspections are still necessary. Don't be nervous, it will be fine soon."

——Thanks to Fiona's big heart.If there is a woman with smoky makeup in black clothes, messy pale blond hair who seems inexplicably crazy at first glance, circling around you with a bright sharp knife, mouth Li was still muttering to himself, any normal person would be nervous to death, no wonder Tatyana would habitually comfort Fiona "don't be nervous", this is probably the way she used this method to go out and solve problems for others Sometimes, it is a habit formed by meeting too many nervous people.

As a result, before she finished her last sentence, she suddenly let out a gasping but choked sound, as if she saw something unbelievable, but she had to control her screaming to keep herself calm Same.

Fiona suddenly had a very bad premonition, and the next second her premonition came true, because Tatiana was staring at the knife in her hand in disbelief, as if she wanted to see a flower from this plane At the same time, Martha came out of Bentiva with another group of witches, who seemed to be there to welcome her, but Tatiana, who was facing away from them and should have sensed the arrival of her colleagues, had just been received There was an unknown blow, so they didn't feel Martha's arrival at all.

So when Martha stood on her tiptoes full of curiosity and looked around, she was also silent. The group of witches behind her were also people who couldn't control their gossip—gossip is human nature, no matter what. Are you a man, a woman, a shemale, a superhero, a witch, or an ordinary person—otherwise, you wouldn’t have successfully opened up that high-stakes gamble, so I probed one by one, and the result After just such a glance, they all froze immediately, as if they were all under the spell of a certain wizard named Tongtong petrification.

A suffocating silence filled the air. It was so long that Fiona didn't even dare to take a breath. What finally broke the long silence was Martha's exclamation word by word:

"Old, god, what."

After she let out the first exclamation, it was as if she had dropped the first small stone on the calm and waveless water that no one dared to disturb. Being cast down ended the tranquility that seemed to last forever.

At the moment when this suffocating silence ended, the band of witches from Bentiva let out a scream at the gate of their school. The scream was so loud that Fiona swore she saw it with her own eyes. The pigeons beside the artificial lake in Banthi Wari were frightened and flew up. Various expressions and interjections were mixed together, and thousands of words were condensed into a single resonance:

"Fioshka?! Who gave your beloved a support—?!"

Fortunately, Tatyana, as the head witch, still had the last bit of reason left. After screaming, she immediately came back rationally and volunteered:

"If you don't even know yourself, I can use love magic to help you find out who that person is. Fioska, leave it to me. I'm very good at love magic!"

——After all, the little girl who was eighteen or nineteen years old and who read all the books like Schopenhauer during the period when the crucial concept of love was formed, did not react immediately after she really liked someone, and also It's too normal. At this time, Tatiana, a master of love magic that has never failed and tried every time, needs to make a move.

However, I don’t know if it’s because the force field of the white witchcraft is too strong, or because Tatyana was shocked by the news that “Fiona, the smallest group favorite in all Bantiva, has a romantic relationship”, and her level was greatly lost. She pulled Fiona inside, lit sage and rosemary in front of her, and watched their smoke for a full five minutes without seeing anything ugly.

Tatyana: ... Embarrassment, embarrassment.

However, these psychics themselves are very open-minded. After all, horses have blunders and people have blunders. Except for Fiona, who is protected by white witchcraft and is a bug-like existence, no one Dare to say that my psychic ability has been so perfect that there will be no problems at all.

And no matter how mysterious their skills are, this world is still based on matter. Since spiritism can't tell who this person is, then using the method of elimination can also have the same effect.So a group of psychic witches gathered together under Fiona's dumbfounding eyes, and wrote down all the suspects—to put it mildly, the possibility of developing a relationship—on a piece of paper, and then slowly eliminated them. :

The signs of the pillar of true love have been faintly existing before, and it is only now that it has been completely erected. That is to say, the change in feelings only happened recently, so I haven't had much contact with Fiona during this period of time. People can rule out...

and many more.

and many more.

Wait a mininute.

Based on this alone, 90.00% of the nine or more people are out, and the remaining one is Batman who has stayed in the turbulence of time and space with Fiona for an unknown amount of time, but there must be a basic premise of love for a long time up!

Tatyana and the others felt that the breath was stuck in their throats, unable to go up or down. Fiona looked at their shocked eyes, shrugged and added:

"I wanted to talk about this just now...but you guys were so enthusiastic when you reasoned, I'm too embarrassed to interrupt your lively discussion halfway through."

After a while, a second burst of screams mixed with grief, indignation and disbelief broke out again.The pigeons in Bantiwa are so miserable today. They were so scared that they flew around and no one came to feed them bread crumbs, because the witches who would come to feed bread at this time on weekdays are all paying attention to this gossip now:

"I refuse to believe that our good lettuce has been stolen in the dark!"

"Where's my lettuce? Where's the big one I put here?!"

"Fioshka——Fioshka, listen to me! If you want to get married and live in the future, you must choose someone who knows the basics, even if you are not in the same industry, you can't choose someone who is not even willing to show you the real face people!"

Fiona was stunned for a long time, and when all the members of the Witch Association carefully stopped talking and looked at her, for fear that she would be stunned by the excessive amount of information, she showed a sudden and relieved smile:

"Very well, I also think I like him quite a lot... although I don't even know when it started."

"I remember I said before, such a good hero, who would not like him, I really didn't expect it, I didn't expect it..."

When she laughed at this moment, she finally had the carefree and fresh look that a girl of this age should have.The melancholy that seems to be engraved in the bones of the psychics to see through the world finally has to retreat in the face of the brilliance of love, just like the dark clouds in the sky have to give way to the light of the sky after encountering the scorching sun:

"Words are really powerful. Isn't this what happened to me?"