The big orange is the most important [comprehensive British and American]

Q: Why is it best for a person to only have one wedding once in a lifetime?

Answer from the most realistic point of view of ordinary people: Because divorce requires division of property, and re-marriage requires re-notarization, it is a loss.

Answer from the more mysterious angle of the psychic: because it will increase the branding.The psychic ability will be weakened after there are too many marks, and the psychic ability will be weakened to the same level as ordinary people if there are too many marriages.

Answer with the most authentic inner feelings of the well-known non-lettuce: because of tiredness.

——Big truth, this is 100% unadulterated truth.

It is true that when one person gets married, all relatives and friends will collectively feel pressure.

Ever since she yelled out the imposing declaration of marriage proposal in St. Petersburg, when she returned to Wayne Manor again, she finally understood Alfred's inexplicable expectation and desire when he looked at her. How did the loving eyes come from:

It was the look of "the Wayne family finally has a successor, so gratifying".

Fiona: ...I feel a little stressed.

And after she moved into the previous room again, she finally understood what was going on with the inexplicable sense of solemnity she felt before.Last time I came here because I was unfamiliar with the place, I was embarrassed, and I had a lot of troubles on my mind, so I didn't notice the subtleties of this room.Right now, she is familiar with the first time and the second time, she will soon know what is going on in this room:

This is the hostess' room at Wayne Manor, one of the master bedrooms.

In a house, there are always some rooms that can make the psychic feel a subtle difference when entering, even blindfolded.For example, when you enter the kitchen, you will see fire and water, and if you are more precise, you can see the illusion of food; when you enter the bathroom, you will have the most intuitive feeling that it is dirty here; If you are in the master bedroom, you will feel the coercion accumulated by the owners of the house for generations.

The longer the history of the house, the more you can feel this kind of things accumulated over the years.

Fiona: ...I feel a lot of pressure.

It's not over yet.When she moved into Wayne Manor for the second time with all her wealth—carrying the cat and dragging the suitcase—because the news about the "Viking White Witch" was hot, many paparazzi tried their best not to eat it. Do not drink day and night squatting around the Wayne Manor also want to take a picture of her.However, for some unknown reason, all these equipment failed. No matter how expensive the lens and how complete the equipment, there is no way to leave a clear image.

However, the trivial matter of not having clear photos can't help them. These gossip reporters really gave full play to the spirit of creating conditions without conditions and wishing to squeeze water out of stones, and brought their creativity and imagination to the extreme. :

They directly put the photos of Bruce and Fiona on the same background, and cut out a wedding photo of Fioca from the material library.He really deserves to be a person who can do anything to create sales in the gossip section.

Fiona: ...I don't have a problem with this, I have a problem with this person's straight male aesthetics.It’s fine if you P my picture!What do you mean by giving me a bright pink wedding dress!I'm already very stressed, and I'm about to start performing sea otter hair removal live!

However, to Fiona's surprise, no matter what language or region the newspapers were, the evaluation of their marriage was overwhelmingly positive.She was already prepared for the gossip bombing, but she didn't expect that this was not the calm before the storm, and the storm evaporated on the way.

Puzzled, she really couldn't figure it out, so she took the newspaper to ask Bruce himself.Bruce was still there at the time discussing experiences with the only married Aquaman couple in the Justice League, although most of the time it was those two who were talking about Bruce listening and taking notes.

Once Fiona entered, she saw Mera.The red hair of Haihou was really conspicuous, and the aura around him also gave Fiona a very familiar feeling.So she couldn't do two things at once, she forgot what she was here for, and stared at Meera for half a minute before saying:

"I seem to have seen you in a dream."

——If someone else were to say these words, I didn't specify how greasy the words would be.But her eyes were so serious and clear, there was no hint of a joke in it, and even those who listened to her had to be serious.

Meera felt that this girl was really more pleasing to the eye, the fluffy and soft long brown hair felt very good to the touch.The people of Atlantis who lived on the bottom of the sea have seen many aquatic and semi-aquatic animals. She immediately thought of the kind of sea otter that would hold a shell and slam it. It is super cute:

"Then our fate is really not shallow, little girl."

Aquaman: ...I also feel very stressed now.Somebody please take your lettuce away.Thanks.Wife, don't look at other people's little girls anymore, I will raise sea otters for you in the shallow sea when I go back!

After the Neptunes left, Fiona remembered why she had come here.Just as she was about to hold up the newspaper in her hand to show Bruce, Bruce asked her first:

"Did you see the Queen of the Sea in your dream?"

Fiona nodded confidently: "It's that dream I had before, and I even reported it to you!"

After she finished speaking, she felt that Bruce was not the kind of person who would ask random questions. There must be something she wanted to ask her, but she didn't know why she couldn't ask, so she asked, "What's wrong? What's the matter?" ?"

Bruce was silent for a while before asking in a low voice: "...then have you ever dreamed about me?"

This question was spoken very quickly and vaguely. If Fiona hadn't been waiting for his answer intently, I'm afraid that there would only be a vague and slurred speech.Without even thinking about it, she hit a straight ball back:

"Now I can see you every day. I used to cooperate with you every once in a while. What are you still watching in your dreams? Isn't it good to see real people?"

Bruce: ...It's a straight ball, I can't catch it, excuse me, excuse me.

But being interrupted by him, Fiona completely forgot what she was here for, so Bruce secretly hid the newspaper she brought, and diverted her attention by the way:

"Ah Fu made cookies, do you want to go up and eat them?"

"I want it!" Fiona immediately ran up from the bat cave.After she left, Bruce took out the newspaper that he hid just now, glanced at it in a hurry, and felt that there was nothing wrong with it, everything was going according to his plan, so he satisfactorily wrote the two pages of the plan in his heart. Tick ​​off a to-do item:

Ask married people about their experience√

Control public opinion√

But in fact, even if he doesn't worry about it, the public opinion won't be too ugly.At present, the name of the Viking White Witch is in the limelight. Even if you are not superstitious, everyone will respect the power of the mysterious side. Just in case, just buy all the magazines and newspapers that have no bottom line in gossip.

So when the public reports came out, everyone was discussing such a topic:

How long will the Viking White Witch get over this dude?

——However, others don't know what everyone thinks in private. If you really want to check carefully, more people must have less confidence in their Gotham baby.

But these are private matters, no one wants to gossip publicly at the risk of losing their jobs, so the person involved doesn't know, let alone want to know, because what she has to deal with right now is a private detective who flies in like snowflakes business card.

It is not that things sent by outsiders can enter the Wayne Manor unimpeded, so some people found another way and sent their business cards and business advertisements to Bentiva.

However, what they didn't expect was that if they sent the things to Wayne Manor, if they happened to happen, they could still be asked to take a look by Fiona, who had nothing to do and wanted to make fun of herself. , but if it is sent across the ocean to Russia, these things may not even have a chance to see the light, and they will be taken to the stove.

Fiona flipped through the business cards and advertisements of these private detectives, and her expression changed drastically when she looked at it, from "what a good thing this is, let me take a good look at it" to a completely dumbfounded look , because there is only one message revealed in all business-soliciting advertisements and self-introductions:

Monitor your husband and prevent extramarital affairs!Effectively notarize your pre-marital property and help you start a divorce outpost beautifully!

Fiona: I'm not!I don't!Don't talk nonsense!We are in a good relationship!Don't talk nonsense, you guys——! ! !

In short, no matter how messy the two people's pre-wedding preparations were, the wedding was held in June as scheduled.When they held their wedding in Gotham, the witches in St. Petersburg were checking the information to see who had won the most. After all the calculations, everyone gave the same key information points. Wouldn't this mean that the dealer takes all? !

"Wait, where's Martha?" Tatyana, who suddenly found out that she had been missing someone for some time, suddenly lifted her spirits, and felt that she had found a loser to turn in the bet:

"Did she find out that she couldn't become Fioska's bridesmaid, the predicted future was invalid, and she had to pay the bet, so she ran away?"

Natalia looked at her with pity, and shattered her dream with a stick:

"Overthinking, dear. Martha has already flown over to be Fioska's bridesmaid."

"By the way, since everyone's guesses have the same amount of information, I'll cover the betting money. Hey, don't say it, I'm a little embarrassed."

Tatyana: ...I suddenly feel a little financial pressure.

On the day of the wedding, Dick really succeeded in fulfilling his bet, wearing a bridesmaid dress with a high collar-to hide the Adam's apple, a low cut-the pecs are also the chest, high slits-my legs are so good that there is no reason not to show them. There was a cutscene in front of everyone in the alliance, meaning "I am a man of my word", and then he was chased by Damian all the way back to the locker room, accompanied by a roar:

"Greyson, if you don't dress me properly, I'll kick your ass on your night watch, and I'll do what I say!"

When the wedding began, Dick honestly changed back into his suit, and stood side by side with his childhood idol Superman in the best man group, and Martha filled the gap left by the bridesmaid group.In the end, Damian was unable to resist his elder brother, and was stuffed into a small suit abruptly, with a garland stuffed in his hand, and there was Tim beside him watching the excitement and making a big suggestion:

"Demon bastard, you have to smile, or it will be too out of tune with today's atmosphere."

Damian: I want to kill someone.

——If Drake hadn't promised him that as long as he dressed like this, he could steal that chubby orange cat for him the next day, he wouldn't have done it!

Tim and Dick exchanged glances:

【You really promised Little D to help him steal the cat?For the sake of the brothers, I advise you to be cautious in your words and deeds. 】

【I'm just thinking about it. Whoever wants to steal the hairy ball that can't be touched as long as he has a bad intention, thinks his life is too long? 】

【...Then you have to hurry up and get ready to run, brother. 】

After the wedding, Fiona Petrova Belekova's full name changed to Fiona Wayne, and the organization she belonged to also changed, and she was automatically separated from the Birds of Prey squad. , officially joining the Justice League, and no more coveting from the Saints:

This is a guy protected by the Justice League, who would be so hard-pressed to seek death? !

Everything seemed so perfect, but on the second day of the wedding, Fiona discovered something not so good:

Her orange cat is gone.

Tim: ...Wait, that's not what was planned!Is the plan I prepared to run away going to be broken so soon by a cat that disappeared first?

Alfred used all the cameras in Wayne Manor and the Batcave, but no matter how hard he searched, he couldn't find where Fiona's orange cat went. The outstanding orange cat disappeared from Wayne Manor rather abruptly, as if it had encountered some supernatural event and disappeared out of thin air.

In desperation, Fiona had to ask the Witch Association for help, trying to find out where her orange cat was.It was Daria who answered her phone. After listening to her question, Daria was silent for a long time before softly saying:

"Fioshka, you are so smart, you can actually think of the answer."

"The wishes of all competent parents in the world are basically the same: to watch their children grow up safely, to construct their own dreams and ideals, to find a path that suits them, and if possible, Just have another person who can accompany you through this journey. If you don’t have one, that’s okay; if you do, that’s fine, as long as you are happy, your parents will be happy.”

"I know." Fiona looked at the empty cat litter, her eyes suddenly turned red:

"I just...don't dare to think about it."

There is no way a cat can live that long, and even if there is, it is impossible for a cat to become so fat.

The sesame paste raised by Barbara has become an ordinary black cat after fulfilling the entrustment of the undead, so the orange cat entrusted by Fiona's parents has seen her become so powerful and unbreakable. How can you continue to stay in the world after you rely on and have someone who can accompany you for a lifetime?

Even the power of the mysterious side cannot turn life and death upside down. After fulfilling this wish, she and her orange cat will say goodbye overnight, dust to dust, dust to dust.

This made Fiona sad for a while, and she couldn't even cheer up for the honeymoon trip, and she didn't want to go, but she could always feel that there was something waiting for her in the dark, so she still forced herself to go up.

As a result, on a cloudless starry night, when the two were traveling across continents by car, Fiona accidentally looked at the side of the road, and Dang even hit her head on the car glass in shock:

"Stop! Bruce, stop the car!"

Obviously, it is impossible to see such a small figure on the side of the road while driving at high speed.What's more, the sky is so dark, and there are twinkling stars in the sky. It is impossible to see something too small, let alone see the color of this thing clearly. It is nonsense at all-but She just saw a little orange cat abandoned on the side of the road.

It was as if it had known Fiona for a long time before, and now it was going to come here specially to wait for her.What she sees is not the optical image seen with "two eyes", but the interaction of memory and "eye outside the eye", showing its most essential characteristics in Fiona's senses.

When they turned around and parked the car on the side of the road, the orange cat still didn't seem to be startled by the sound of the car's engine and lights and ran away. It was still squatting in place, waiting for Fio Na turned back to look for it.

As soon as Fiona picked up the cat, she felt heavy in her hands. Good guy, it looks like a thin orange cat that hasn't gained weight on the surface, but the weight transmitted to her hands is incredible. Not at all!How familiar, this is clearly the weight of her fifteen-pound fat orange soul——

So heavy!

Under the boundless starry sky, Fiona squatted on the side of the road holding her orange cat that suddenly left but came back suddenly, with tears in her eyelashes, and suddenly laughed.

Bruce didn't rush her either.The two stood silently and quietly by the side of the road, with the gentle night breeze blowing through their hair and clothes, and the boundless starry sky would like to shower blessings on this pair of newly accomplished lovers and her lost partner. shimmer.

Souls circulate endlessly, even if they are thousands of miles apart, kind souls will eventually meet.

——Even across countries and continents, life and death.As long as you are good at waiting, you will eventually meet again.