The big orange is the most important [comprehensive British and American]

That was after Fidelis and his wife both died in battle.

The wizards in Durmstrang are obviously practical. If you use the division of arts and sciences to describe them, they are all science students, and if you expand it, they are straight men and straight women who study science.On weekdays, the whole school would not see a robe other than black, and if they were given a chance to dress up as Muggles, they would all choose plaid shirts, plaid trousers, and plaid trench coats by coincidence.

What a grand sight...

a hammer.

And such a group of hard-working people took Fiona, who was still in her infancy, away immediately after reading Fidelis's suicide note. Fluttered empty:

What a bullshit prophecy!Can't believe it!Haven't you had enough trouble with the famous "this battle will destroy a great country" back then, what are you doing!Since it is the descendant of our alumni, no one wants to raise it, so let us raise it!

Justified and convincing...

a ghost.

Durmstrang is known as a "black magic factory", but not a "little expert in raising children". Moreover, after the war, the talent was withered, which directly led to the fact that all the remaining faculty and staff are all eternally glorious, noble and great single dogs .

If I insist on adding an attributive, it would be "a group of straight men and straight women, more than 80.00% of them have never even held hands with the opposite sex, and they are all pure-blooded single dogs who are always thinking about how to disrupt and make big things" .

Fortunately, house-elves know how to babysit.So the wizards retreated to the second line one after another, only responsible for teaching this little girl to learn the knowledge of the magic world.

So in such a big environment, there will be similar to the first spell that a little wizard learns in primary school is not a floating spell like "Wingardium", but a very aggressive "fainting" stun spell; The first potion I learned was not the standard scabies potion in the textbook, but the Potion of Living Hell; the first thing I learned that was actually related to my gender was not to choose skirts for myself, but "valuable [crossed out] precious Unicorns only like to be touched by girls, so boys are worthless big pigs' hoofs" It's also normal...

shit.

Not at all normal.

In the end, the professor of divination became violent and took over from her colleagues the important task of "at least cultivating the gentle temperament on the surface of the little lettuce that has been crooked inside".

Divination professor: ...I'm under a lot of pressure.Damn, bald.

However, even so, she is the most suitable candidate, after all, divination and psychic communication still have some subtle similarities.So at that time, it was just a divination professor who just graduated, went to the battlefield and was fatally injured. In the end, if he survived a catastrophe, he would be blessed and chose to stay in school. He was responsible for holding a little Rapunzel girl in his arms every day. Consciously assumed the role of a caregiver, holding her out to watch the stars every night.

Thanks to the over-developed modern industry, in fact, psychics in ordinary society have no starry sky to see, but this is in a magic school.If you want to see the starry sky, you have the spell to remove clouds; if you want to draw a star map, you have a professional astronomical telescope. In short, you can see everything you want.

As they gazed at the infinite sky that was too far away, Fiona spoke suddenly.This is the first time that she has taken the initiative to speak when she is alone with the divination professor—or, this is the first time for a little girl who has become more and more withdrawn after knowing her life experience, and whose strength is beyond normal. Take the initiative to speak to others for the first time:

"Teacher, look, there are snow mountains."

The divination professor almost burst into tears: She really thought they would teach a second Grindelwald!Thanks to Merlin for the socks, this girl still has the potential to come back!

In the distant Durmstrang, when the young Fiona pointed to the blurry image in the sky that only she could see, and said the word "Snow Mountain", Bruce Wayne, who was far away in Gotham, had just Breaking away from the pain of losing his parents, he embarked on a long journey around the world to learn art.

——The moment Bruce stepped into Tibet, he raised his head in a strange way, and was instantly shocked by the vast expanse of stars.That kind of overly vast beauty makes everyone who can face it have the most real sense of insignificance in his heart, and under such a sense of insignificance, all personal love and hatred are gone in an instant , subsided.

When I come back again, the heaviness and suffocation that almost oppresses people to death will fade away, and it will become a whetstone that can sharpen people forward.

Under the distant star dome, someone looked at the same sky from afar.

Ten years later.

Because of a case of "the dark wizard scum of Durmstrang escaped from Azkaban Prison", the reputation of the already notorious Durmstrang School of Magic hit a new low, so Durmstrang sent Their black magic professor went to hunt down his student, vowing to end the life of this scum in his own hands; and the escaped black wizard has come to Gotham, America, no matter how many murders happen in this city It won't be as conspicuous as in other cities. By the time the Justice League and the Batman Qiqi found out about this, there were already nearly thirty victims.

"After all, he is a wizard." Zatanna inspected the body of the deceased and sighed:

"Clean and neat, a spell ended the lives of ordinary people, without any pain, just like falling asleep."

"However, this is not a good thing." Suddenly a voice sounded outside the window, the gentle voice was a little scattered by the night wind:

"Death without suffering is not alarming, and I don't think that's a good thing."

Zatanna immediately felt something was wrong in this sentence: If you look at it from this person's point of view... wouldn't it be that the more painful the dead, the happier she would be? !

——What the hell kind of logic is this? !

And they are gathering in the autopsy hall of the Gotham Police Department, this is the third floor, what sound can be heard outside the third floor? !

Zatanna immediately threw out an irony magic, but was beaten back directly. If the Flash hadn't pulled her back, she would have been immobilized by his own irony magic; super vigilant superheroes immediately Pointing the weapon at the window, Diana’s mantra lasso had been thrown out, but nothing was caught, and it was still bounced back; Batman also turned on infrared scanning, and no matter how they looked, the outside was full of It's blank, nothing.

Quite weird.

Just when this group of people was facing an enemy, the man spoke again:

"Don't be so nervous, ladies and gentlemen, I am sent by the Durmstrang School of Magic to join hands with you to resolve this issue peacefully."

Zatanna didn't dare to be careless.She did receive a notification from over there, and there was indeed such a thing, but the black wizards are all liars, people who don't blink, murder and steal things like a routine, if she hears these few words, she will believe it, needless to say , it must be that Zatanna Zatara's brain is not working well, not to mention that this person's logic is still the logic of a black wizard from beginning to end:

"If you really want to resolve this matter peacefully with us, you should show your face and talk to us!"

Outside the window in front of them, a piece of air suddenly rippled slowly, revealing a person in a black robe.After the man was silent for a while, he slowly approached the window, nodded and said:

"That's true."

——After getting closer, when the person spoke, all the people present looked sideways, and couldn't believe their ears:

This is a woman? !

It's not that they have any prejudice against women, it's just that the biggest difference between men and women is physical strength, which is innate and determined by nature from the beginning, as long as the intensity of exercise is the same, without any weird If it is transformed, then women are naturally weaker in this regard.

To be able to come all the way from the distant Norway Durmstrang overnight and not lose the slightest in the confrontation caused by a misunderstanding just now, in addition to having abundant magic power, you must also have a strong body. If you are an ordinary person It has fallen down a long time ago, how can it survive until now?

So everyone preconceived that this tall wizard in a dark black robe was a man, which made sense.

— Not to mention her voice is so nice.

Green Lantern couldn't control himself, whistled softly, and was immediately elbowed hard by Zatanna.This magician from the Three Holy Clans of the East was more cautious when facing the invisible witch in front of him, every word seemed to be squeezed out from between his teeth:

"Don't be careless, this is someone from the black magic factory!"

The implication is obvious, even if it is really the wizard sent by Durmstrang to help them, it must not be underestimated!

The witch who hadn't shown her true face suddenly laughed very lightly.

Her voice was pleasant to hear, but when she smiled like this, it became more like a spring breeze blowing on her face and a nightingale singing:

"You are Zatana Zatara from the Three Saints of the East?"

Her voice seemed to have some kind of magical power that was hard to ignore, and even Zatanna, who was full of vigilance, couldn't help but nodded:

"it's me."

The witch who knew she was extremely young just by hearing the voice let out a sigh of relief: "That's great, I'm relieved if it's you."

Before the group could figure out what she was "relieving", the young outsider took off her hood.At the same moment, the cold night wind blew directly through her long brown hair, forcing her to raise her hands and pull those messy hair behind her ears, revealing her skin that was so white that it could almost glow , slender neck, and bright, piercing gray eyes.

Zatanna looked at the person coming, and said cautiously: "I really didn't expect that the youngest dark wizard from Durmstrang is... such a good-looking girl."

This is a typical Russian girl.

Her beauty is quite aggressive, sharp and cold but with a restrained atmosphere after being suppressed to the utmost, just like a good knife, if no one tries desperately, they will not find it Sharp and sharp, even when she lowered her eyes and stared at others with those bright gray eyes, there was a rare gentleness in them.

However, this gentleness is like the moon in the water, the flower in the mirror, the morning dew meets the warm sun, the mist meets the gentle breeze, and it will shatter and disappear in an instant:

"I'm a visitor from Durmstrang, black magic professor Fiona Petrova Belekova, you should have heard of me."

Zatanna was choked by her own saliva immediately:

Of course she had heard of the girl.

In the magical world, there are many magical places that cannot be explained by common sense. For example, Norway, where Durmstrang is located, has a mysterious sea area, which contains genuine sea monsters and prehistoric creatures. Every ordinary person's ship will fail, and then get trapped inside, turning into a ghost ship.

For many years, this place has been known as the "Endless Sea". Even wizards will not take a shortcut here unless they have to, but will choose a long detour.

——Fiona Petrova Belekova, a ruthless person who crossed the endless sea alone on the way back to school when she was still in the seventh grade in Durmstrang, and what is even more ruthless is this The human reason turned out to be "I'm going to miss the prom".

This is not the place where Zatanna eats whales the most.

She turned her head to look at Batman in disbelief at the first time, because a few days ago, along with the message "Our school will send people to contact you, please take care of me", and her A prophecy from my best friend, Durmstrang's new divination teacher:

【Zatana Zatara, Zhan Xin'an.Without further ado, I'm going to start. 】

[This prophecy goes free to the most thoughtful and richest male superhero in the Justice League... forgive me for not seeing more, so be it, listen up—]

Completely beyond Zatanna's expectations, Batman nodded to the black witch who came all the way from Norway:

"Hello."

Now that's all right, all the people present who are familiar with Batman's nature turned their heads and stared at him as if they had swallowed a whole lettuce, as if they saw "Batman painted his battle armor" It's as scary as pink":

Such an ordinary way of saying hello to Batman is like fucking love at first sight.

【——Your lifelong partner is about to come across the endless sea, loving you deeply without any regrets. 】

【Copy [-]】

Hetty Brown, once a well-known fan in the American comic circle, but on the way home from selling books at a comic exhibition, met a driver who ran a red light, and crashed himself into the world of superheroes , was also forcibly tied to a system:

"We can win if we dig a hole to continue our lives."

The hand speed is not enough, and the brain hole is used to make up, but after Hetty found that every hole written by her would come true for a short time, she vowed to cover her vest, or give her ten holes The life extension system is not enough for her brains.

——Until one day, Hetty's vest finally couldn't cover her.

Facing the villain alliance who sharpened their knives and vowed to dig three feet into the ground to find her out and settle the score, Hedi shivered and hid behind her boyfriend.

Jason: Where did your guts go when you wrote this stuff?

Hetty: ...the moment you broke through the window in the middle of the night and said you were going to be my boyfriend, you were all scared away.

Villains around: ? ? ?Excuse me, are we supposed to be here? ? ?

【Text [-]】

Before the bright light fades away,

You are the enlightenment of the world;

After death the sky also darkens,

You are Chang Geng of the night.

The pre-acquisition of the copywriting of the original romance "Teaming up with the monster boss to abuse the scum" that will be opened this year has been opened!

For victims, justice late is as good as absent.

Ye Nan, who regards the above words as her motto, has not written any peaceful reports since the day she entered the news circle.Her pen has always pointed to the dark depths that ordinary people dare not touch, peeling off the bright skin of a scumbag, revealing the rotten inside, and then hanging it up for public display, and then——

Repaying debts, killing people and paying their lives, karma is justified.

The voyeur who followed the waiter of the milk tea shop in the name of love at first sight, and fell into a paraplegic in broad daylight under the eyes of everyone;

After the man who could not be entangled in courtship slashed his ex-girlfriend dozens of knives, his body was decapitated that night, and the wound showed signs of beast bites;

A company executive who harassed his female subordinates by relying on his high position and power was found dead at the bottom of the river one morning with incomplete bones;

A university professor who repeatedly attacked his own students but had too many backgrounds to do anything, was tortured to death in a single apartment.

Ye Nan: ...How many times have I said that if you don't die, you won't die.

This article is also known as: "Scum Boy Biss, I'm Hanging", "Guide to Legally Abusing Scum to Death".