The big orange is the most important [comprehensive British and American]

That night, Damian, who failed to find Bruce in the lion area of ​​the zoo during the day, came over murderously with a knife, and put on a posture of "if you play any more tricks, I will let you be decapitated and separated." , Fiona is not surprised, the soldiers came to cover up the water:

"I warned you, Damian, if you break even a single thing in my place, you'll never see my cat again."

Damian: Tt, childish, is he the kind of kid who bows to others for a cat?

...it seems to be true.

The orange cat Bruce has already fallen asleep at this time. After all, even if he is Batman, he still needs to catch up on sleep after the night watch; not to mention that he has now become an orange cat who has always been pampered. The lack of sleep is already the limit, if he continues to endure, I'm afraid he will become the first orange cat in history to die from overwork.

It's not that he didn't think about borrowing Fiona's computer or any electronic product to send a signal to the Batcave, but Fiona hasn't turned it on since turning off the computer, which is too cautious, and He is still inseparable from him as an orange cat, even forcing him to run the roller:

"I just spent more than 100 knives to buy you a roller, big orange, you have to be worthy of the price, run hard, run hard, and strive to become as thin as a lightning bolt, when that time comes, you will be the most coquettish of all the orange cats the one!"

Bruce, who is sweating and running on the roller: No need to run the roller, really, he guarantees with his years of experience that now this orange cat is the most dominant one when going out, no matter in terms of temperament Or in terms of weight, yes.

Why didn't the cat need to run before, and had to wait for him to come before letting him, an outsider, run for it? !

This heartless world!Can it be better?

So now, it's no surprise that he's sleeping so darkly in the cat's litter box that Damian's voice doesn't wake him up once again in the flower shop:

"I'm not going to break your stuff. So where's your cat?"

Fiona: "I ran the newly bought roller today and fell asleep happily. Okay, let's talk about it, what are you doing here again? Didn't you find Batman?"

It's okay if she didn't say this, but Damian got angry when he mentioned it: "You are not lying, Belekova, we searched the lion garden all over and found no abnormal lions! Did you make a mistake?"

"I can't make a mistake." Fiona immediately argued for her reputation:

"To be reasonable, Damian, have I made any mistakes in the matter of psychics over the years?"

Damian reluctantly admitted: "No."

It is based on this that the relationship between him and Fiona has not become particularly bad. After all, assassins respect the strong, even if Fiona is too weak-Shu Damian bluntly said that he can beat ten Fiona This is not sweaty - but the extraordinary talent she has shown elsewhere is enough to move people.

If the League of Assassins are all masters of the Physical Attack Department, then she is a good candidate for the Mage Department.Even if she didn't receive any formal training in the League of Assassins, a place that didn't fit in with her, and she didn't have any guides on the path she was walking on, Fiona's abilities were still developing vigorously, and she was already very strong. Can explain the problem.

So if her strength is really that strong, what is the problem?

Puzzled, Fiona suddenly remembered something, her pupils constricted suddenly, and she couldn't help turning her head to look at her orange cat:

Orange, imposing, feline, shaggy...

Could it be...

And at this moment, Damian's communicator rang.He immediately turned sideways to pick up the built-in earphones, and Dick's voice full of surprise rang out there:

"Little D, come back! B is awake!"

Damian answered, hung up the communication, and nodded towards Fiona: "This matter has been resolved, farewell." Then he stepped on the window sill that Fiona had just wiped during the day and jumped away with a rope gun , so light that it seems to be weightless, really worthy of his Robin clothes.

Fiona let out a breath slowly, feeling a vague feeling that she brushed past something, but she couldn't tell what brought about that subtle feeling.Her orange cat had already woken up at this time, let out a soft cry, then turned her stomach over, facing upwards undefended, in a sleeping position stretched all over, growing randomly, and continued to fall asleep.

In the Batcave at this time, Bruce looked at the Robins who were waiting for an explanation with burning eyes in front of him, and the butler Alfred who was waiting for his instructions on the other side, and found that even if he was as calm and wise as him, it was really not enough. I am ashamed to tell others that I have become a cat, and even ate the cat food and ran away with the roller. This simply wiped away the dignity and face of the dark knight on the spot. In the end, he said succinctly:

"I'm connected to the consciousness of some animal, and it seems to be able to come back after going to sleep in its body for a period of time."

"Really, as Damian said, you became a lion with human consciousness?" Dick asked, "Then why didn't we find you when we went to Gotham Zoo to look for you today?"

After Bruce and Dick looked at each other for three seconds, they decided not to deal with the outstanding detectives of their own family. Before Damian came back, to be honest, maybe he could still be in the house of his three adopted sons and former current assistant. Save some face in front of you:

"I actually became the cat in that flower shop."

The entire Batcave was silent for three seconds on the spot.

Both Dick and Tim were trying very hard to hold back their laughter, but Jason was different. He put the thing that looked like a red bucket on his head, and then began to tremble all over--it was really trying to hide it, everyone Knowing him laughing silently under the hood:

He really became more unscrupulous just because he had a bucket, Jason Todd!

As a result, at this moment, Damian came back, and it was even more coincidental that he heard this sentence as soon as he came in. The impact of this news was too great. On the spot, he stumbled with his left foot and rolled down the steps with his right foot, but there is no sign of optimism in the current situation.

I heard what Batman has become. I almost reached out and scratched his chin. Damian, an animal lover, was almost picked up by my own son as a cat. The real weight is more than 200 pounds, which is considered a human being. The big orange in the hero cat and Batman Bruce looked at each other, suffocating embarrassment spread in the air, and the scene was once very embarrassing.

No one slept well that night, but Fiona didn't sleep well for a very different reason than the bats in that family.After tossing and turning on the bed for a long time, she finally got out of bed with bare feet, got dressed and went to the flower shop.

At this time, the flower shop was completely closed, and there was no light at all. Fiona could only see the outline of things in the room through the faint light coming in from the window.But unlike most people who have a natural fear of the dark, the darkness gave her an extra sense of security, and she also has a particularly keen perception, so the darkness is really not a hindrance to her.

She rummaged through boxes and cabinets with ease, and found a safe with six locks. When she opened the last lock, she suddenly hesitated. After an unknown amount of time, she sighed and said to herself:

"My certificates have all been sealed, so why bother with this nonsense."

This certificate sealing is the only guarantee for her to have a peaceful life so far.For example, when you step into the other world with one foot, if you are not yet an adult, the world will be extra tolerant to you and allow you a chance to repent.That is to say, if a minor repents, completely isolates himself from the other world, and cuts off all connections between them, no one can bother the repentant person, so Thalia Will let her leave the League of Assassins with such confidence, because iron is indestructible.

——But if Fiona takes the initiative to lift the ban, it will be equivalent to opening Pandora's box and opening the gate of hell. Everything she has now is a peaceful life, a small but warm flower shop, and a considerable inheritance , and even the fifteen-pound orange cat may not be able to keep it.

If she prepares for the worst, she may have to continue in exile like this. After all, the people who want her life are not only people from the side of pedophile politicians, but also her biological mother and the biological daughter of the leader of the Assassin Alliance. some kind of power.

That's why she hesitated. After all, compared to those brave and golden hero stories, she was just a little girl who didn't know 100% of her abilities, let alone received any formal education.

To be honest, who is not afraid of death?Who does not covet peace and security?Who is willing to give up their lives for people they don't know, just for a vain "justice"?Not even heroes can win every battle, so people with inexperienced abilities have to worry even more.

She thought for so long, until her legs were numb and her hands were cold due to insufficient blood supply before she stood up and pushed the safe with only the last lock left into the cabinet.

When she woke up the next day, she felt top-heavy. It seemed that the lack of sleep last night had left her with enough sequelae. At this moment, the door of the flower shop was pushed open again, accompanied by a pleasant wind. One big one and one small one walked in with the ringtone, and it was——

"Good morning, Damian." Fiona could sense who one of the visitors was without even looking, so she struggled sleepily to pull herself up from the counter, opened the curtain and poked her head out: "The cat is in the den." The flowers are in a bottle, please do what you want, remember to tip more if you pet the cat, I want to be extravagant at noon today, and add a layer of beef to the Big Mac burger."

After she finished speaking, she gave a slight nod to another customer who was looking at her, and then fell down again and closed her eyes to rest, not forgetting to draw the curtain.That's right, in order not to be rude to the customers, she even drew a curtain on the counter so that her sleeping state would not be seen by the customers.

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Dick Grayson, who has been the number one "most popular police officer" of the Brudhaven Police Department for several months, fell into a brief silence just like Bruce Wayne, who came to the store for the first time:

Does this girl have no concept of beauty or ugliness?

When the owner of the flower shop is non-violent and non-cooperative, even if the two detectives who come here are detectives with the strongest reasoning ability and intelligence gathering ability, they will not be able to get any extra information from here.When Damian came to the counter with a bouquet of flowers to pay, he pulled Fiona out of her dream.

When Fiona bid farewell to Damian in a daze, she suddenly felt jittery and woke up completely. The inexplicable premonition prompted her to reach out her hand to hold Damian, to see that after so many years of sharing joys and sorrows and throwing blame at each other—— No no no support each other—and for the tip of the ultra-luxury super-luxury Big Mac with meat and cheese, which is enough for her to eat three meals, I gave Damian a friendly reminder:

"Be careful of the people around you, he will make you stumble."

Damian is well aware that Fiona's "prophecy" is different from some psychics who are vague and chattering. What she sees and premonitions are very clear and clear, and the directionality cannot be mistaken. For example, what she said at this moment is " The people around her" refers to Dick, and the big somersault she said is really the kind of mouth-biting mud in the literal sense.

Don't be afraid of 12, just in case, so during the night patrol that night, Damian raised his vigilance by [-] points, but nothing happened.Just as he breathed a sigh of relief and was swinging with Dick's Batman in the air with a rope gun, he suddenly heard Dick ask:

"Little D, are you childhood sweethearts? Oh, it's nice to be young—"

When Damian was so frightened by this sentence, he almost fell to the ground, even knowing that Batman had turned into an orange cat had never shocked him so much:

Go fuck your childhood sweetheart!Fuck Berekova!He once again believed in Fiona Belekova's plausible, extremely accurate but always subtly infuriating personal predictions. He is a mallet, and he is the super solid kind!

The author has something to say: [Today's Small Theater - Records of the Daily Life of the Assassin's League]

Damian: Wake up and wash, train, try to lick Fiona's cat, train, eat, train, catch the pot firmly and throw it back, train, eat, train, wash and sleep.

Fiona: Get up and wash, pet the cat, stop Damian from petting the cat, find out that the orange cat has caused trouble and start throwing the pot, eat, read, catch the pot thrown back by Damian and shake it again, self-adjust perception ability, eat, watch crystal ball, wash and sleep.

Basically everyone agrees that if a pot is thrown back and forth between Damian and Fiona, it's probably the cat's fault.Thalia will not punish Damian for such a trivial matter, after all, this is her best finished product; nor will she punish Fiona, after all, she is an embarrassing status, but the cat... is hard to say, so blame it It is also a way to protect the cat. Generally speaking, after the pot has been shaken seven or eight times, there is nothing serious about it. Both the cat and the cat's owner can survive the punishment.

Where the pot ends up depends on whether Damian has successfully picked up the cat that day.