Black Moonlight's Self-Cultivation

Shen Jialan felt that he was really obsessed with ghosts, and at this time he followed Xu Mingzhe to meet his parents, his brain was eaten by a dog, right?

He couldn't help asking: "Erhei, do you know what outsiders say about me now?"

While driving, Xu Mingzhe said casually, "What did they say?"

"Anyway, I have an unlucky 'predecessor' in front of me, Lin Ye. They said that I was cheated by Lin Ye and was dumped."

Knowing that Shen Jialan was still angry when he mentioned this matter, Xu Mingzhe hurriedly said: "They are talking nonsense, as long as I know the truth, I know there is nothing between you and Lin Ye."

"Humph……"

"Why are you unhappy?"

Shen Jialan gritted his teeth, and said viciously: "Are you pretending to be stupid or are you really stupid? Words are scary, don't big families like yours value reputation the most? I followed Linye first, and then you, what would others think of your family? What do you think, you don’t need to think about it, you know that your family will not agree, so I don’t want to make fun of myself.”

Xu Mingzhe said with a good temper: "No matter what other people think of my parents, I have to do it with you? Why are you so difficult, I want to call you ancestor."

"...I want to get out of the car."

"No."

Shen Jialan raised a smile and said, "Then you can call 'ancestor' to listen, it must feel very good."

Xu Mingzhe: "..."

You are really my ancestor, alive.

He quickly changed the subject and said, "Zuo Yundi is back, do you know?"

Shen Jialan turned his head and asked knowingly: "Who is that?"

"It's Linye's true love. The two have made it clear that they have been together for many years."

"Oh, the guy who is incompatible with Lin Ye, who likes back and riding styles, likes to be called 'Brother Ye' in bed, and has a red birthmark on his waist?"

Xu Mingzhe's face turned dark, and he said, "What do you remember so clearly?"

Shen Jialan pulled his face and said, "Are you pissing me off? I want to get out of the car."

Xu Mingzhe was tortured so much that he wanted to bump his head to death, and it wasn't the first time he had this thought. History is always surprisingly similar and repeated.

"You are really my ancestor..."

Xu Mingzhe sighed, while the evildoer next to him smiled happily.

He grinds his teeth, and in the future he must make Shen Jialan cry, for example, cry under him...

Xu Mingzhe, who set such a "big goal", drove the car into the air calmly, while Shen Jialan, who didn't know anything, dug out the chocolate from the car and ate it deliciously.

At noon, they entered Fulong Mountain, and Shen Jialan still found it quite novel. He had been here several times, and it seemed that he was in a different mood each time.

"Erhei, are you really going to your house? Is it too late to turn around now?"

"Hmph, it's late."

So, Xu Mingzhe dragged the "unwilling" Shen Da monster back home.

It just so happened that the whole family was there except Mrs. Xu, and Dad Xu was a refined middle-aged man.

Then, I saw Xu Mingzhe put his arms around a man's shoulder and said carelessly, "Mom, I brought my wife back."

"Pfft..."

What Dad Xu sprayed was tea.

Mrs. Xu sprayed honey water.

What Xu Mingcan sprayed was orange juice.

Brother Xu was the most unlucky, the orange juice was colored, not to mention conspicuous on his white clothes.

"Brother, what are you talking about? I didn't hear clearly."

Xu Mingzhe said contemptuously: "How come you are deaf before you are old?"

Mrs. Xu stared at her future "daughter-in-law" and wiped her mouth with her hand. The surprise came so suddenly that she was already shocked.

Little bastard, this is a man man man man...

Why are you blind when you are young?

Xu Mingzhe took Shen Jialan aside and asked him to sit down, his gentle and considerate appearance almost blinded people's eyes.

He turned to look at the sluggish old lady, ignored his father, and said, "Mom, this is my own decision. I like men, so don't be angry with Shen Jialan. He has a bad temper. There will be a row."

In fact, he was afraid that his old mother would fight with his little ancestor. Neither of them had a good temper, so it was entirely possible.

The veins on Mrs. Xu's forehead twitched, and she said viciously, "Little bastard, what do you mean? You got it so soon, right?"

Listen, what is this called?

The little bastard not only took the blame and blame on himself, but also defended this man inside and outside the words.

The little bastard was born by her, so how can she know if the little bastard likes men or women?The little bastard thought that the photo album of sexy beauties that he searched out from the corner of his room was fake?

If the little bastard really likes men, she can eat those photo albums in front of him.

and many more……

What is this man's name?

Mrs. Xu screamed: "Shen Jialan? Is that Shen Jialan?"

Xu Mingcan also screamed strangely: "Shen Jialan? Could it be the Shen Jialan I thought of?"

Dad Xu, a good comrade who doesn't gossip, regained his composure, and just watched them in surprise.

Shen Jialan raised the corners of her lips and said, "Maybe I am the Shen Jialan you all think of."

Mrs. Xu had a complicated expression on her face. She joked for a long time this morning, saying that Shen Jialan was too aggressive. As a result, Shen Jialan was finally taken back to her home.

Little bastard, can you handle him being "violent"?

Mrs. Xu forced a smile, and said, "Little bastard, don't you like sexy big beauties the most? The kind with chest and waist, this, this kind of tough man like you, let's forget it?"

The most important thing is that a man can't bear her a grandson!

With his nostrils upturned, Xu Mingzhe said firmly, "No."

He didn't listen to the good words, Madam Xu raised her eyebrows, and she was ready to beat someone, the little bastard was dishonest, so he had to give him a beating to loosen his muscles and bones.

At this time, Xu Mingcan popped up again and said, "Brother, why did you suddenly decide to be with Shen Jialan? You had a good relationship with that beautiful woman before, and you slept with her, so don't you want to be irresponsible?" ?”

Before Xu Mingzhe had time to say anything, he saw his old lady beaming and said: "Yes, yes, I think the beauty really likes you, and she even said that she wants to have a baby for you! You and the beauty are both asleep, I'll come Counting the time, maybe the beauties are already conceived, you can't do such a thing as abandoning your wife and children!"

Xu Mingzhe: "..."

Shen Jialan: "..."

Hey, Xu Erhei's old lady, are you going too far?

What can Mrs. Xu do?She is also very desperate!

In order to prevent her little bastard from taking a "detour" path, even if she is a villain, she has to separate her little bastard from Shen Jialan.

Speaking of this, Mrs. Xu calmly gave her youngest son a look of approval. Fortunately, the youngest son mentioned the matter of the beautiful woman before.

Mrs. Xu felt that she could make use of the topic, ahem, Shen Jialan, did you hear that?The little bastard has a big beauty, and he slept with the big beauty, and both of them have children, so, you should, be good, be good, quit, get out!

It's immoral to be a mistress who destroys other people's happy families, you won't be happy, come on, quickly dump the little bastard and find another one, if you can't find it, I can help you find it!

Mrs. Xu thought very well. Originally, Shen Jialan, as a man, must be very sensitive to children when he is with his little bastard. Now that the little bastard had an affair with another woman and had a child, He must not be able to bear it.

Xu Mingzhe had a constipated face, and already knew what his mother was planning.

He opened his mouth and said, "Forget it, don't mention the past..."

That time, Shen Jialan was dressed as a woman in women's clothing, and there were many unclear things involved in it, so it's better not to mention it.

Mrs. Xu raised her voice and said deliberately: "What are you talking about, little bastard? The beauty is your fiancée. You brought it back yourself. She is also my daughter-in-law. I will give the family heirlooms of our old Xu family to you. Beauty, how can you lie to Jialan!"

Make it up, have to keep making it up...

Xu Mingcan looked at the twitching corners of his old mother's mouth, and didn't know whether to sympathize with his old mother or Shen Jialan, anyway, he absolutely couldn't sympathize with his elder brother, who was ugly and had a bad temper.

Xu Mingzhe frowned: "Heirloom?"

Shen Jialan looked surprised and asked, "What heirloom?"

He didn't remember what valuable things he took from the Xu family!

Is it a necklace?Or a bracelet?He remembered that it was a set of sapphire jewelry, although it was exquisite and expensive, it looked nothing special.

Mrs. Xu had a "sorrowful" expression on her face, and said to Shen Jialan: "Jalan, let me tell you, the most important thing for this child is to have a complete family, right? My little bastard lied to you , that's him, damn it, he's an asshole, but the child is innocent, you, you just act like you've never met such a philandering scum!"

Shen Jialan blinked and said, "Auntie, that child..."

This is simply a matter of no shadow, okay?Why are you still so energetic?

"The child is innocent. It's all because the little bastard didn't control himself and made a mistake. Now I can't wait to chop him with a knife. You, you can just destroy his uncontrollable thing?"

Xu Mingzhe twitched the corners of his mouth, while pointing to Shen Jialan with his eyes, his old lady is a dramatist, and all the fake ones are as true as the truth, so ignore her.

"Galan, you are a good boy, and you are beautiful. You will definitely find someone who will love you and not lie to you."

Shen Jialan nodded and said, "Oh, I found it, it's Xu Erhei."

"Don't, he has a beautiful fiancee, you will be the third child after following him!"

Shen Jialan said calmly: "There is no mistress, that big beauty is me."

"Little San'er won't be happy, what...you said you are that one..."

Mrs. Xu jumped up all of a sudden, she was too excited to speak.

Shen Jialan took the time to say: "That's right, the 'woman' brought home by Xu Erhei is me, and thank you, auntie, for the clothes you prepared for me."

Mrs. Xu looked shocked, pointing at Shen Jialan who was completely speechless, was it just a joke that she had worked so hard to act for a long time?

Xu Mingcan had a Spartan look on his face, and he was about to stuff his fist into his mouth.

Well, Dad Xu is still very calm.