Archdruid Farming Online

The clear music flowed from the ordinary green leaf in Su Che's hand, like a trickling stream under the moonlight.

The sound of the leaf flute gradually increased, and the stream rolled up under an incomparable force, turning into a towering giant tree with a canopy as dense as clouds, and each drop of water was a leaf, reflecting the moonlight. Yinhui spreads out thousands of bright branches and leaves.

"哗啦啦", a gust of wind moved.

Other voices began to appear in the sound of the leaf flute like a clear spring in the mountains.

"Chirp, chirp, chirp—" is the melodious call of a bird.

"Swish-swish--" it was the squirrels running quickly through the woods.

"Zhizhi-zhizhi-" is the taunting sound of insects, crisp and loud.

"Quack - croak -" is the nocturnal frog jumping out of the puddle, carefully hiding behind the stone and looking around.

In an instant, there seemed to be many pairs of curious eyes in the green woods, and they came alive all of a sudden.

……

Green Jinjiang Platform——

"It sounds good."

"Good sound +1"

"Good sound +10086"

"This is really blown out by a leaf? How on earth can a leaf blow out so many voices? Who will pinch me?!"

"I'll come, thank you [Nurse Rong's face]"

"...I don't understand music, but I seem to have discovered a very scary thing."

"??? [Wait for melons]"

"Look at this frog [screenshot] [screenshot magnified a hundred times], look at the frequency of its cheeks beating, does it seem to be accompaniment to brother Su Che?"

"..."

"I think too much upstairs."

"Upstairs is thinking too much +1, maybe Brother Frog is just salivating over the little Veela, and he is thinking about what angle it is more convenient to say it from."

"Hehe, I don't cry when I don't see the coffin."

"???"

"I knew that a screenshot wouldn't convince you all. Look at these—[Lark] [Braun magnified [-] times], [Thrush] [Thrush magnified [-] times], [Squirrel] [Squirrel magnified [-] times]"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Are the Squirrel Brothers watching a concert? They brought their own snacks?!"

"The frog beats the beat, the lark thrush sings along, the squirrel claps the pine cones and applauds... yes, there is a line. This is indeed the brother Su Che I know."

"No! I don't believe it! He must have been sprayed with pheromones that attract wild animals! I want to bet you! Bet a couple!"

"... Another crazy one, let's drag it on."

"Upstairs, if you don't believe it, it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Let's find out about the Oral Cloning Offer at the Andrology Hospital?"

……

With these unexpected concert guests, the slightly thin sound of Ye Di immediately became richer.

On the towering giant tree, life seems to be conceived in it.

In the early morning, there are birds chirping in the shade of the trees, in the evening, there are squirrels chirping and passing by holding pine cones, in spring and summer, there are insects and frogs, and in autumn and winter, there are showers and thunder.

The big tree always stands in place, watching everything under its feet with silent and gentle eyes, and its branches and leaves spread like a cover to shelter them from wind and rain.

Ye Di's voice gradually became soft and soft, repeating the last melody continuously, and it lingered for a long time, and faithfully transmitted the melancholy and nostalgic melody to Lujinjiang's live broadcast room through the camera around him.

Su Che held the leaves, looked at the small village with only a tip on the other side of the mountain, and thought of the conversation with his best friend——

"This is the tune calling to Aiolia, that is, the elf mother tree. Only elves born in the Moonlight Forest can play it."

"Then can Aiolia hear it now?"

"...No. It's too far away from the Moonlight Forest."

"It's okay, you can play it to me in the future, no matter where you are, as long as you hear this song, I will definitely rush to your side as soon as possible."

"..."

Su Che was deeply moved, and then felt something was wrong.

"No need...the sound transmission spar is very expensive." He looked at his tall and handsome best friend in military uniform, "Besides, isn't the demon shaman doing it to their horses by whistling to summon their comrades? Can't turn into a horse."

"If I want to change, I should change." As he said, he used the transfiguration technique of the druid's talent, and his limbs stretched out under the moonlight, turning into a vigorous sika deer, with branch-like horns facing his best friend's belly, Throwing him onto his back, he spread his long legs and ran away——

"Sit down! Let's go!"

"..."

Lying on the warm deer's back, holding two antlers in his hands, the man who was forced to gnaw a mouthful of deer hair in the howling wind felt profound helplessness in his heart——

Knew it would be like this.

You incomprehensible dumb deer!

……

In Qingshan Nature Reserve——

"I know it's useless."

Su Che took the leaf from his lips and threw it into the grass beside him. The expression on his face was a bit indescribable, mixed with displeasure and disappointment.

Su Che remembered what Chen Jingying often said when scolding Xiao Xiaoming——

Men are big pigs who don't talk too much!

"Forget it, let's go back and cook mushroom soup."

……

Thousands of kilometers away, in the freezing cabin, a finger soaked in the nutrient solution suddenly moved, followed by the wrist, arm, body...

The nutrient solution rippled in circles.

The man's eyelashes trembled slightly, and finally opened his dark eyes under the transparent water.

He listened to the vaguely familiar tune coming from outside the freezing cabin, and the green leaf totem on his heart shone brightly, rising and falling with the sound of "thumping" heartbeat.

The slightly pale palm was raised and stuck to the surface of the freezing cabin.

——If you say you will come to you, you will come to you.

——No matter when and where, I will never break my promise to you.

……

"rhubarb!"

Su Che didn't know what happened in the distance, he only felt his heart beat suddenly, and then returned to the usual frequency.

Without thinking too much, Su Che called Big Yellow Dog: "Go back soon, or you won't be in time for lunch!"

"Gululu—" Rhubarb responded from his throat.

As early as the sound of the leaf flute, it "plopped" into the waist-deep grass, rolling around and rolling around in the grass, as if drunk.

Roll left, roll right, roll forward, roll back...

With infinite love for the little liver, Rhubarb flopped around, covered in grass leaves, and rolled intoxicated.

Sudden--

"Flapping!"

Disturbed by the sound it made, several beautiful birds flew out of the grass, but they were reluctant to fly far away, so they landed on Su Che's shoulders.

"squeak!"

A cricket bent its powerful hind legs, kicked Rhubarb's nose fiercely, jumped three feet high, and landed behind Su Che.

The squirrel hugged its big tail, rustled up the tree, and before leaving, it didn't forget to drop a pine cone as a reward, which happened to be thrown into Su Che's pocket.

The hare was the least courageous. It only saw a pompom-like gray tail flickering, and then disappeared with a "swish".

rhubarb:"……"

It was not drunk in an instant, jumped up, pricked up its ears, and vigilantly bit the air, super fierce.

—Where did these rivals come from? !

——Not even an evolutionary animal, dare to compete with me for my heart? ? ?

Rhubarb consciously made a mistake, and the expression on his face suddenly became...very sinister.

……

In Green Jinjiang's live broadcast room——

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Finished blowing?"

"It's over."

"what time is it now?"

"Two and five."

"What? 15 minutes? I feel like I've only been listening for a while!"

"I also……"

"+1"

"Schrödinger for a little while."

"It's over, this professional class...it's too late! I have to hang up!"

"+1 for being late, +1 for being late"

"What's the point of failing a course? I'm late for work, and my salary for this month has been deducted. I can't even afford the nutrient solution!"

"I don't know if Lu Jinjiang will pay compensation in this case?"

"Compensation is necessary! This is a biochemical weapon from Little Veela, which directly attacks the brain. The symptom is hallucinations in the brain nerves, making it impossible to feel the passage of time!"

"I agree with the upstairs. If we don't pay, we will go to the Lujinjiang headquarters to sit in and demonstrate! I will offer a small bench!"

"I make peanut-flavored nutrient solution!"

"Melon seed-flavored nutrition tablets."

"mineral water."

"My friends upstairs should be calm. What's the point of being late? Like me, even though I'm late for my wedding today, I'm still very calm."

"Worship upstairs."

"Ask the secrets of calmness upstairs?"

"To be calm about this kind of thing, the most important thing is to calm down and look down on life and death... Let alone, the ambulance came, and my father-in-law was still chasing me with a knife."

"..."

Although there were too many viewers who were late because of Ye Di's distraction, there were many clever barrages in the live broadcast room, but there were still some real feedback from the audience——

"What kind of fairy song is this? I have suffered from insomnia for many years, and I couldn't fall asleep until midnight. I was so relaxed just now that I even took a nap."

"Upstairs you just took a nap, and I snored, and now I'm thinking about how to kill myself painlessly."

"Are you so strict with yourself upstairs? It's just a snore, it doesn't matter."

"...No, I'm shopping for clothes with my wife. She just finished picking out a lot and gently asked me to swipe my card."

"...Go upstairs."

"Walking upstairs is good +1"

"Go upstairs [lighting wax]"

"Don't be so smart, can someone from the music department tell me what the song is?"

"Doctor of classical music, never heard of it."

"Doctor of modern music, never heard of it."

"Doctor of Alien Music Department, I haven't heard of it."

"..."

"Wait, when will our planet have an alien music department?"

"It has been there for a long time. The Discovery spacecraft left its parent star to explore new planets decades ago, and has discovered more than a dozen habitable planets so far."

"So...could this song come from another dimension?"

"Fortunately, I recorded the screen, and I will send it back to our professor."

"Damn it! The upstairs knelt down and begged for me to send me a copy. I just took a nap and didn't even bother to record it."

"Snooze +1, Didn't record +1, Beg +1"

"Have you ever thought that no one has heard this song, what if brother Su Che wrote it himself?"

"...Impossible. Isn't brother Su Che's personality a little Veela? When will he be able to compose music?"

"Upstairs playing Su Che must also follow the basic law. The song just now is definitely at the level handed down from generation to generation. Could it be possible for a rich second generation like him who is ignorant and inexperienced to compose it?"

"Hehe, don't talk too much, what if?"

"In case, I..."

A certain spectator hiding behind the computer screen originally wanted to say something harsh, but, thinking of Su Che's previous record, he stopped typing on the keyboard at a critical moment.

Forget it, the cost of mouth-to-mouth cloning in male hospitals is still very high.

"If it is really his composition, then he is an out-and-out musical genius." He finally said, and added unwillingly——

"Whoever recruits such a genius into "Metamorphosis" to do farm work is really blind, and deserves to be blasted [-] times!"

——Reverse flag!Perfect!

The Keyboard Man inspected the barrage contentedly, and clicked send.

"..."

Far away in the villa where the program team temporarily lived, Director Huang, who was instructing the staff, suddenly felt a chill behind him.

The author has something to say: Susu: Where are you?

Friend: I'm cheating...

Author: Your special bgm for spoofing corpses is ready, please wait quietly for the system to release—Tuhao Jinjiyou x1.