Archdruid Farming Online

Although the killer whale is not a singer like the humpback whale, as a small ventriloquist, its sound is extremely penetrating and deafening, and it can cover tens of kilometers of sea area effortlessly.

It's like...a high-power radio that is amplifying the Divine Comedy in the square. Whether you want to listen to it or not, it will pull you to a high.

It can be said to be very unethical.

The cruise ship continued to move forward amidst the cheerful and lively "嘿嘤嘘嘿嘘~" of the baby killer whale, pushing away the white waves and entering the middle of the sea.

Gu Zheng rubbed his forehead and asked Su Che: "What is it singing?"

With the help of the contract, Gu Zheng can feel the baby killer whale’s desire to go to the sky, but it is still difficult to understand what it is thinking. After all, this baby’s emotions are too rich, like a crackling big flower. fireworks.

Su Che was silent for a while, and translated what was in the mind of the baby killer whale——

"I sucked someone today~ I'm so happy, so happy~"

Gu Zheng: "..."

He looked at the tourists huddled on the side of the boat, cheering happily, with bright eyes, trying to attract the attention of killer whales with exaggerated movements and voices...

Suddenly, as if touched by the enthusiasm of the tourists, the killer whale turned its head, slapped its tail on the surface of the sea, jumped to the top, and bit a small fish that it shot out of the water.

Audiences--

"it is good!!!"

Cheers and applause.

The killer whale triumphantly patted the sea surface twice with its pectoral fins.

"Mom, it's so cute!" A little boy next to him grabbed the railing excitedly.

The baby killer whale flicked its tail: "Hey!"

Deafening.

Gu Zheng suddenly didn't dare to speculate on the whale's thoughts.

Su Che calmly translated in his ear——

"It was exclaiming to the group of killer whales dozens of kilometers away-'Mom, they are so cute!'"

Gu Zheng: "..."

The most unbreakable truth in the world is that when you are watching animals, the animals are also watching you.

You think you are playing with them, but they are actually playing with you.

Fine, that's fair enough.

In any case, the baby killer whale and the tourists on the "Siren" were very satisfied with each other's performance just now.

They made persistent efforts and contributed more entertainment to each other.

Most people didn't notice what was wrong, but there were also a few people who had some doubts in their hearts.

"Didn't you say that there will be a program brought by a professional killer whale breeder?"

Among the couple behind Su Che, the young man picked up the program list and read: "The killer whale welcomes the guests, jumps into the water and swallows the fish, jumps vertically at high speed, the cat catches the mouse..."

"Welcome guests and swallow fish. What about vertical jump and cat-and-mouse? How can such a big ocean world play tricks?"

"That's right," his girlfriend said, "there is also the ocean float parade just now, which seems to be inconsistent with the propaganda. Those dolphins, sea lions, and seals all ran out to play by themselves. Cute is very cute, but they agreed to perform. program..."

They looked at the playlist one by one.

"Heading, yes; singing, yes; backflips, yes; dancing and surfing...Barely yes; handstand, hula hoop, water walking, four arithmetic, rocket trapeze, football performance..."

Gu Zheng saw the young couple's eyes on him, shook his head and said, "It has nothing to do with me, I'm also a tourist who just came to the island."

"It turns out that you are not the trainer who is hiding on the boat and is responsible for interacting with marine animals?"

"No," Su Che replied instead, "We're here for vacation."

"???"

Those who thought Gu Zheng was the trainer before were shocked.

They looked at each other, wondering: "So... is there any trainer on this boat?"

"How come all the projects that require the participation of trainers have not been carried out?"

"..."

The incomprehension was like flowing water, spreading from this small corner of the ship to the entire cruise ship.

Someone asked the staff who lived on the cruise ship to ask, but these staff were just the most ordinary employees in Sea World, and they were even temporary workers who had just been recruited on the ship recently. They just shook their heads in denial.

"what the hell?!"

Now even the most conscientious tourists noticed something was wrong.

They swarmed down the viewing platform, wanting to go to the captain's cabin to ask about the situation.

"Be careful! Don't crowd!" Seeing the surging crowd, Su Che felt bad.

When there are too many people, it is difficult to maintain order, not to mention that there are many tourists with children on the scene. Seeing a little boy being squeezed by the surrounding adults, he almost fell off the railing.

Su Che stood on a high place and yelled several times, but it was difficult to maintain order, so he said to Gu Zheng, "Cover your ears."

In the next second, his mental power suddenly connected with the baby killer whale, as close as one.

Su Che: "Your singing is actually not good at all."

Killer Whale:"……"

"Also, the hat on your head is very ugly, it doesn't suit you at all."

"!!!"

"The people on the boat don't want to be sucked by you at all. They are afraid of you to death. They just pretend to tease you."

Orca: ~~o(>_<)o~~

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The six-meter-long orca baby was wronged. It flapped its two pectoral fins, trying to express the emotion of "I don't listen, I don't listen".

However, if you don't listen, you have to listen, the ruthless archdruid is still trying to hurt its young heart.

"What's the use of a whale that can only be cute and not majestic at all?"

"..."

Finally, a wave of grievances and bewilderment surged over like a huge wave, and the baby killer whale couldn't bear it any longer, and let out a roar that was earth-shattering——

"What———"

The roar of the overlord of the sea pierced the clouds and cracked the rocks, and the fish under the water surface were frightened by its anger, and they swam out of the water with a white belly, daring not to move at all, like a dead fish.

The tourists who were still pushing and shoving just now were also frightened by the loud noise like landslides and ground cracks, their minds went blank, and their movements subconsciously stopped in place.

A great commotion calmed down in the blink of an eye.

Gu Zheng hurriedly stood up and directed the tourists to evacuate.

"Relax, I have reported the incident to the police, and the speedboat from the Griffin Police Station is heading to the scene."

"Everyone stand still, be careful not to be squeezed off the ship, is there anyone familiar with cruise ship driving? Come with me to the captain's cabin to find out the situation!"

He is indeed the person who has been the number one leader of Central Continent for many years, and he stabilized the situation in a few words.

Su Che let out a long sigh of relief.

"I'm sorry, I was just kidding you just now." He bowed his head, sincerely apologized, and used his mental power to comfort the heartbroken baby killer whale, and sent a large force of nature to him by the way.

"How can I not like you? You are the most popular baby in the whole ocean world!"

Su Che made a gesture to coax the child: "Your merchandise sales exceed the sum of all other animals. Beluga whales surpass dolphins in seconds, and great white sharks are as far as a hundred seals!"

"Huh?"

really?

The sadness of the baby killer whale came and went quickly. It floated to the surface of the sea, raised its round head, and looked up with its two washbasin-sized eyes that were still full of tears.

"Really." Su Che stretched out his hand from the railing, touched the killer whale in the air, and took out the killer whale badge bought on the shore to show it.

Killer whale baby: (*^▽^*)/

Happy!

This human sucks!

Lei, who is so attractive, will never tell a lie!

It made a decision as simple and straightforward as that.

then--

"Beeeeeeeeee~~~"

Wanting to take a few more bites of the cutie at close range, the killer whale jumped up from the sea and rushed to the top.

Even knowing that this is the most terrifying predator in the ocean, the tourists on the boat can't help but smile.

It can only be said that the roundness of the black and white flowers is really an advantage. If it is a great white shark, maybe a dozen tourists have passed out by now, even though it is really not as fierce as the killer whale.

Tourist: I don't listen, I don't listen.

Human beings are such creatures that look at faces, very superficial.

Seeing that the atmosphere returned to normal, the human and the whale began to suck each other happily, and suddenly——

"Mom, whoa whoa!"

A terrified cry came from the left side of the ship.

The killer whale tilted its head and saw a human cub in a red dress hanging from the corner between the gangway and the railing.

it:"???"

Together with the other adults on the boat, Su Che paid the railing and twisted his body desperately. Only then did he see a six or seven-year-old boy hanging on a steel bar protruding from the outside of the gangway, unable to fall off. It was very thrilling.

His tears fell patter, hitting the sea below and being crushed by the propeller.

The little boy was pushed off the deck just now, and his parents were more than ten meters away. Because he didn't keep an eye on the child for a while, he encountered such a thrilling scene, and his face was full of remorse and fear.

"Come on, hold on to me."

Before I had time to say more, the young man closest to the child immediately knelt on the deck, took off his coat, and handed it to the little boy as a rope.

"Don't be afraid." Seeing that this little boy was the one who asked Gu Zheng with his parents why he didn't join the Zhongzhou football team, the tourist next to him comforted him: "Hurry up, you are the little hero who will lead the Zhongzhou team to the World Cup in the future." .”

Such encouragement seemed to give the little boy courage. He stretched out a hand, and carefully grabbed the sleeve hanging in mid-air.

With the situation at stake, everyone held their breath and put their hearts in their throats.

Sudden--

The cruise ship swayed violently and bumped violently on the sea surface. Before the little boy could make a sound, his hand slipped, like a bird with a broken wing, falling to the sea surface more than ten meters high.

The situation on the field became too fast, and many people didn't even utter an exclamation, gasping and screaming were blocked in their throats.

In the next second, there was a flash of black and white lightning in the air, and the baby killer whale, which was washing water in front of the ship, swooped down, accurately grabbed the little boy who was so frightened that he fainted, and threw him on his back.

"Beeeeeeeeee~~~"

It swung its tail triumphantly and flatteringly, swam to the side of the ship, and signaled Su Che to take the little boy away.

There was a few seconds of silence above the ship, followed by thunderous applause.

Although they didn't see cats catching mice and headstands, the audience felt that the killer whale baby in front of them was so cute, and the appearance of flying to save people was more exciting than any deliberately arranged performances.

The lifeline was carefully lowered from the boat, and a lifeguard on the ship descended with the rope, tied up the little boy, put an orange life jacket on him, and gestured to the top of the ship.

The two climbed up the rope together, and the young man boldly nodded his thanks to the baby killer whale.

As soon as the killer whale saw that someone could suck it, it immediately turned into an anthropomorphic mode. It used the sea surface as a jumping bed, and vigorously used its head to hit the two people in the sky.

Although he knew it was playing, but seeing the six-meter-long baby's wide mouth and the sharp teeth in the mouth, the sucked humans on the ship couldn't help speeding up the speed of retrieving the lifeline.

Killer Whale: "嘤嘤嘤~~~"

It waved its pectoral fins and acted coquettishly.

Such a six-meter-long, ten-ton-heavy cutie can't be tolerated by anyone once she acts coquettishly.

The tourists on the boat were looking at each other, thinking about the correct way to deal with it, when suddenly——

"boom--"

Continuous white waves rumbled over from a distance, with an astonishing momentum.

It has a graceful curve like a lute arched on its back, and a pair of large pectoral fins that are half the length of its body. It is as big as two and a half baby killer whales and suddenly flies out of the sea. One of its pectoral fins catches the coquettish killer whale. The baby was slapped to the side like an oversized bowling ball.

Killer whale baby: "..."

"Snapped!"

It lay on its side on the sea surface next to it, dizzy for several seconds, then straightened its posture, and let out an angry cry——

"What a sneeze!"

Why are you beating me? !

The wage-earning humpback whale, which was found by the big octopus from thousands of miles away, was not afraid of it at all, and sang a beautiful song in response——

You are the one who draws!Who told you to eat people in front of me? !

Killer Whale:"……"

But humans are not on my diet?It shook its head and chirped, wanting the humpback whale who got it wrong to apologize to itself.

The overbearing singer humpback whale has its own evaluation criteria for this.

It sang a beautiful melody again, expressing righteously——

It doesn't matter who you're eating when I hit you, what's important is that you are actually eating!

"..."

The baby killer whale has grown up in this sea area since childhood, and has never seen a creature that is not afraid of itself, let alone a big hooligan who beat him and not only did not apologize, but was confidently preparing to continue to attack.

It was aggrieved, puzzled, unbelievable, and let out a loud cry——

"What a sneeze!!!"

unacceptable!

Do you think you, a bad old man, are sick? !

……

Completely understanding that the bull's head is wrong, Su Che: "..."

He had a little understanding of the habits of humpback whales, but not deeply, so he turned his head and asked, "Why don't humpback whales let killer whales eat?"

Gu Zheng had already gone to the captain's room, so when faced with Su Che's question, the tourists behind him looked bewildered, more puzzled than him.

They stared blankly at the two giants that were huddled together.

More than a dozen tons VS dozens of tons, the entire sea surface suddenly turned up with huge waves, and the "Siren" kept shaking in the sea. It was obviously a luxury cruise ship customized by Griffin Ocean World, but it was like a ship under this huge force of nature. A small sampan that can capsize at any time.

Tourists feel that this is probably an unbearable weight in their lives, it is too heavy.

A young man introduced to his girlfriend in a low voice: "The one that just appeared is just a humpback whale, because it has two powerful and large pectoral fins, so it is also called..."

"Big breasted whale?" Su Che, his girlfriend and nearby tourists asked together.

"...No, humpback whale."

All the tourists present who heard this alias were all at a loss, staring blankly at the irascible humpback whale waving two large pectoral fins in the water and whipping the juvenile back and forth.

why? ? ?

It's not a good name at all, is it? ? ?

The author has something to say: Dazhang~

Baby Killer Whale: You are a very bad old man!