Archdruid Farming Online

No matter how sincere the trolls behind the Internet are, they can't have any influence on the three little friends in the rose garden.

They were already sitting in the house, drinking the delicious mushroom soup.

"Ah..." Delicious food has conquered Xiao Xiaoming's entire heart and comforted him from the hurt caused by the Moonstone.

The blue-haired boy disassembled the beef jerky, chicken breast, and spicy strips, soaked them in the soup, and ate the meat with each mouthful. He was very satisfied——

"It would be better if there are some staple foods, such as rice, noodles, steamed buns and so on."

Chen Jingying snorted: "What are you thinking? You are so beautiful."

"You don't know how expensive food is?"

"During the cataclysm, the parent star was hit by an asteroid, and the meteorite fragments with radiation polluted most of the land that could be used for planting, resulting in expensive and scarce uncontaminated fields. This is the environmental restoration of the parent star in the past 200 years It is better to allow a small amount of radiation-treated land to be opened to grow vegetables and fruits, otherwise, more than 100 years ago, even the leaders of the nine continents and the five generals who ended the doomsday could only live on nutrient solution."

"You don't know happiness when you are in the blessing."

"Okay, okay." Xiao Xiaoming was just daydreaming casually, but he didn't expect to be forced into a long section of familiar science by his friends.

He didn't want to have another history lesson in the show "Metamorphosis", so he muttered dissatisfiedly: "You are overly glorifying the leader, the five generals have signed an agreement with the evolutionary species, who knows if they have stolen it?" Vegetables, fruits, pheasants and rabbits in the nature reserve?"

"What did you say?" Before he finished speaking, Chen Jingying had already held his ears in his hands.

"Even dare to slander heroes, are you tired of living?"

Xiao Xiaoming faltered in an instant——

"I'll just beep beep casually, can't I beep beep casually?"

"no!"

"Which law did you break?"

"I'm in a bad mood." Chen Jingying, who is a die-hard fan of Queen Caroline Hull of Xizhou, rolled up her sleeves without saying a word, picked up Xiao Xiaoming like a chicken, and pointed at his curly hair and slapped it.

"I want to smoke someone when I'm in a bad mood!"

With her curly blue hair trembling in the wind, she asked, "Did I break the law by beating you?"

"..."

Xiao Xiaoming trembled with his curly hair, and had no time to answer.

Su Che thought he was asking himself, he hesitated for a moment——

"Uh, animal protection laws?"

Xiao Xiaoming: "..."

He almost wanted to kneel down to Brother Su Che——

I'll ballball you, if you can't speak, just shut up, okay? ! ! !

……

After a while of flying around, everyone finally sat back at the dining table.

Xiao Xiaoming behaved himself this time, he just ate but didn't talk.

With a "gudong", he quickly poured half a bowl of soup in front of him into his mouth, and then filled another bowl with lightning speed before Brother Gou stopped him.

Dog brother:"……"

It looked at the dying Xiao Xiaoming, narrowed its eyes, and sharpened its paws on the ground.

——It’s fine to eat for free, do you still dare to add another meal?

"Wang!"

Xiao Xiaoming suddenly felt a chill behind him.

The desire to survive prompted him to grab the beef jerky on the table, tear off the package and hand it to Brother Gou——

"You eat, you eat!"

"..."

Brother Gou evaluated the meal fee offered by the blue-haired boy, and found it acceptable, so he let go, and returned to his seat with the jerky in his mouth.

"call--"

Xiao Xiaoming heaved a sigh of relief, feeling that Senhan's sharp teeth biting his butt had left, and the ripped open waistband was no longer so windy.

The only bad thing is--

"..."

He bowed his head, bent his body with difficulty, and stared at the hole in his butt that still had dog teeth marks.

Xiao Xiaoming: "Another pair of pants was scrapped! Another pair of pants was scrapped! I brought a total of ten pairs of pants here! Are my pants disposable?"

The blue-haired boy couldn't help thinking seriously, whether Brother Gou had a natural conflict with his pants.

When he thought that he would have no pants to change in the future, and would have to wear holey pants gnawed by dogs to raise chickens, water flowers, fetch water, and work, Xiao Xiaoming felt ashamed from the bottom of his heart.

"unacceptable!"

"Wang?"

Facing the sincere accusation of the blue-haired boy covering his butt, Brother Gou responded by raising his eyelids, gave him a boring look, and then continued to grind his teeth with a beef stick in his mouth.

——Teddy whose combat power is about 0.5 goose, don't worry about it.

……

Green Jinjiang Platform——

"Shocking! The director of "Metamorphosis" and the guests broke their shirts one after another, all because of the same dog!"

"What? Exploding shirt? Where?"

"..."

"writer of sensational headlines."

"Did you go to another live broadcast room upstairs to attract viewers?"

"I can't do it. After all, garbage shows rely on torturing the guests for fun. Brother Su Che has too few fans, so it's easy to suffer in battle."

"admire."

"Sure enough, she is a mother fan, very thoughtful."

"I don't quite agree with the second half of the sentence, 'It's easy to lose in battle?' Where do you put the king? Is it okay if the king is one fan and ten black?"

"It's not just Ten Hei. When the combat power is fully activated, if you spray a hundred, the sprinkler is not as efficient as him!"

"Suffocation... Ballball upstairs don't remind me of the battle to become famous."

"Okay, let's talk about something else, such as Xiao Ming's little yellow duck underwear?"

"I didn't expect little brother Xiao Ming to be this kind of little brother Xiao Ming, the duck is cute!"

"Wait, I have a question. Why did Lu Jinjiang give a huge mosaic as a gift when Danshen was bitten on his pants, and Xiao Ming's brother was also bitten on his pants, but he frankly showed his cute little yellow duck?"

"..."

"good question."

"The Sith is empty."

"Green Jinjiang's regulations: When the system discovers excessive nudity, blood, violence and other disharmonious content in the live broadcast, it will automatically add a mosaic to block it."

"so……"

"Could it be that the bottom of Egg God's pants is not underwear, but..."

"Spicy eyes!"

"Forget it, hurdles, skip this question!"

"Brother Xiao Ming exposed the little yellow duck's underwear in public in order to drink more soup. It was a great sacrifice."

"Fuck, what's the point of showing your underwear? Mushroom soup is so delicious, let me have a sip, even if I run naked in public!"

"+1"

"+2"

"+3"

"Upstairs... so exaggerated?"

"I can't help it. I've been tormented by the aroma of mushroom soup all day. It's all because of Lu Jinjiang and the smell simulator it launched! This unlucky simulator also has smell preservation and smell reproduction! It's crazy! It's inhumane !"

"+1, watching others drink soup surrounded by 360-degree fragrance is simply unbearable in life."

"Too tortured!"

"...To tell you the truth, I have already bought a bag of natural mushrooms from the Lvjinjiang online shop, boiled the water, sprinkled salt and pepper on it, put the mushrooms in, and I almost drank it with the boss."

"Backed by Amway upstairs, I went to Lvjinjiang to look at the price of natural mushrooms. Ten thousand bags... Sorry to bother you."

"A bag of mushrooms = half a month's salary for me, and there is farmland upstairs."

"There is farmland in the upstairs house +1"

"There is farmland in the upstairs house +2"

"There is farmland in the upstairs house +10086"

"Speaking of farmland, brother Su Che and the others will be arranged to farm in the afternoon?"

……

The audience's poisonous grandma was very accurate.

After lunch, the three of Su Che were indeed called together by another assistant from the program team.

This time, not only the assistant, but also Director Huang was by his side.

"Is everyone here?"

He glanced at the three of them, and took out a lottery box from behind him.

"Okay, let's draw your task two."

"Drawing tasks?" Chen Jingying was puzzled: "Didn't they all be assigned directly before?"

"We changed it this year," Director Huang said with a rigid expression and a stern face: "That's too unpopular."

"Is there a burst point for drawing tasks?"

"Of course." Editor-Director Huang said impatiently: "The task is light or heavy, it all depends on luck. The lottery, luck, the dispute between Europe and Africa, and the koi of "Transformation Meter", aren't there enough explosive points?"

"Forget it, why am I explaining these professional things to you? Why don't you come and draw, you want to be deducted points?"

"..."

In fact, if it wasn't for the strong request of the chief director, director Huang would like to assign the task directly.

Unexpectedly, the chief director read the plan and protested tactfully——

"Little Huang," he said, "If you do what you do, our show will be complained by the audience for operating in the dark."

——The black box operation is too obvious, you idiot!

"Then let them complain," Director Huang said nonchalantly, "Black red black red means that the darker the program, the higher the ratings!"

"..."

Before he finished instilling his black and red theory to the chief director, the chief director's roar resounded in his ears——

"Black and red ass! I only want to be red! Not black!"

"Operation in the dark also requires skill! Will there be a lottery?! Will there be a wheel of fortune?! Will the koi in "Metamorphosis" be possible?!"

"In short, what you want the audience to see is what you want them to see, but you can't let them find out that what you let them see is what you want them to see!"

After finishing the above long sentence like a tongue twister, the chief director picked up the cup on the table and took a sip of water, then extinguished the anger in his heart, and asked director Huang: "Do you understand, Xiao Huang?"

"..."

Director Huang asked cautiously: "How do you let the audience see what you want them to see, but not let them realize that what you see is what you want them to see?"

"boom!"

The glass full of water was smashed on the computer screen, seeing the chief director's expression, he even wanted to smash it in the face of Director Huang——

"Magic! Do you understand the principle of magic? If you don't understand, read a book!"

"If you don't even know how to read books, how about we learn about it?"

"Go online! Search! Learn from the staff of the Welfare Lottery Center!"

"……Understood."

Director Huang went to study with a spittle on his face.

The chief director breathed a sigh of relief——

Talking to idiots is not only exhausting, but life-threatening.

But when he thought of the ratings, he quickly became lively again, and let the smart speaker in the office play a waltz for himself.

#《转形计》Who will the koi go to? #

#小贝娃How to become a little black hand? #

#赛奖赛别受听听听听，并有这个奇怪的内容#

#技术中洲福色[-] kinds of cheating methods, "Deformation Meter" uses...#

#黑箱导演员货向别家，《转形计》program group issued an announcement, resolutely resisting program planning without a bottom line, we are still the innocent and good program we used to be#

Accompanied by the waltz melody of "Boom Chacha, Boom Chacha", the chief director happily crossed his legs, and clearly arranged the Weibo topics to be posted later.

——What does it matter if the darker the program, the higher the ratings?

——Of course, the darker the program and the more popular the ratings are, the more praiseworthy it is!

The author has something to say: Although the chief director is an uncle who likes to dance in the office, he arranged choreographer Huang clearly.