Archdruid Farming Online

Tree shadows.

The deep-rooted and leafy forest is the most natural barrier, hiding the two evolutionary animals that have dominated Daqingshan for many years, and also hiding the ulterior transaction between them...

Gun Gun sticking out the black and white flower's buttocks, nestled together with the snow leopard in a waist-deep grass.

Its dark circles looked furtively around, and then—

"squeak?"

- Got it?

"Meow!"

--certainly!

The panda immediately spread its paws, "Squeak."

——Say it soon?

The snow leopard turned its head, bit its tail, and rolled its light blue eyes.

Gun Gun has dealt with this dead leopard for many years, and he knew from his eyes that it wanted to negotiate terms, so he immediately grunted and raised his thick bear paw.

—Have you grown courageous?

——I don’t want to give you some flair, do you really think that this panda’s bear character is obtained by being cute? !

"brush--"

The sharp sound of the wind seemed to carry ice balls, which instantly extinguished the little flame in Snow Leopard's heart that divided Daqingshan equally.

It panicked all of a sudden, let go of its tail, jumped back half a step, and roared: "Wow!"

——I said, can't I say it's not enough?

"squeak."

——It should have been like this long ago.

The black bear paw stopped in mid-air, Gun Gun tilted the snow leopard out of the corner of his eye, signaling——

Hurry up, don't delay me peeking at the little one!

So the snow leopard put its head close to its ear and started "ooooooooooooooooow".

——Simply put, what the little one wants is Jinkela.With Jinkela, we can grow crops, supplement nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium, and the yield of wheat is [-] per mu.

Regardless of how cowardly and arrogant this snow leopard is, its inductive ability is still very good. It can clearly express the cause and effect in one sentence, and it doesn't even miss the commercials that Su Che accidentally uttered.

"squeak?"

--Jinkela?

The panda rested its chubby chin on its chubby paw pads, thinking deeply——

What is Jinkela?

Why has it never heard of this kind of treasure after being the first brother of Daqingshan for so many years and fighting invincible hands all over the mountains?

"Ow!"

Panda thought about it, and accidentally "squeaked" his own thoughts. Snow Leopard heard it and quickly added——

It's fertilizer!fertilizer!Be careful said it yourself!

fertilizer?

Panda made a worry.

As long as it is something that Daqingshan has, it can give it to Xiaogan, but fertilizer is something that only human beings need, so it can't open a fertilizer processing plant in Daqingshan?

"..."

After pondering for a moment, Gun Gun had an idea.

After all, it is different from the snow leopard, an evolutionary animal that has been defeated and defeated repeatedly. It is a domineering roll with the air of a king.

Years of being a king has forged Gun Gun's thinking mode of supremacy, and he made a decision in less than a moment.

——Isn’t it just chemical fertilizer?

--Simple!

"Pushing—"

Suddenly a gust of wind blew up in the peaceful forest, blowing up the dust, blowing the grass stems, and making the leaves of the whole forest rustle.

"squeak--"

A majestic cry resounded in the wind, and immediately, an aura that was a hundred times, a thousand times more majestic than this cry radiated around the center of the bill, suppressing hundreds of miles of boundaries in a blink of an eye.

The domineering and irresistible aura is engraved in this coercion, conveying the same meaning to all the evolved animals on the entire mountain——

Go to Xiaoqingshan.

to where humans live.

Find a chemical fertilizer called Jinkela and offer it to me.

Whoever can find Jinkela will be under one beast, above ten thousand beasts, and share this land with me!

"..."

Suddenly, the wind stopped.

The evolved animals, who were so oppressed by the majesty of the Lord of Daqing Mountain, lay on the ground and did not dare to move, came out of their hiding places, and tentatively felt the atmosphere around them.

Very good, it doesn't smell like bamboo or bamboo shoots.

Immediately, they realized what they had just heard, and communicated with their neighbors what they had heard.

after that……

The evolutionary animals of the entire Daqing Mountain are boiling!

This is a great opportunity to step up to the sky!

The weaker the evolved animals are, the more excited they are. They firmly engrave the three words "Jinkela" in their minds, and walk out of the jungle, tree hole, and crypt where they have lived for many years, towards the outside of the mountain, towards the human world. , head towards the place where there is gold and rubble!

Su Che: "..."

He picked up the big yellow dog's ears, and slapped it on the face lightly twice. After waking up the dog who was about to share wealth with Gun Gun, he took a few steps forward and walked into the woods .

Pushing aside the weeds that blocked his view, and facing the black and white, chubby butt in front of him, Su Che couldn't hold back his druid heart for a moment.

he--

stamp.

poke.

Poke poke.

Black and white Hua'er's round buttocks are like a soft steamed bun that just came out of a steamer.

It is impossible for Gu Gun not to notice such a big movement. It turned around and roared angrily. The emperor was so angry that he bled and drifted away.

Bleeding...

drift……

Seeing clearly who was poking him, Gun Gun was startled, then twisted his waist in an agile posture that didn't match his chubby figure, and handed the other half of his buttocks to Su Che's hand.

"squeak."

—Poke again?

Su Che: "...cough."

There are still opportunities after poking the ass, but another thing must be planned and prepared from now on.

Trying hard to ignore the black and white flower buttocks that offered to come to your door, restraining yourself with strong perseverance, the urge to masturbate all afternoon while hugging the national treasure, Su Che rubbed the panda's ears, and communicated with it: "You don't need to go outside to look for it anymore." .”

He has already asked Chen Jingying to check, and there is indeed no fertilizer named Jinkela on the market, not even in the Lvjinjiang online shopping mall, so he had to...

"About Jinkela, I would like to ask you for a favor."

"Squeak."

- You say you say it.

Rolling patted his chest, wrapped everything around, and listened to Su Che recounting his plan in its ear——

"I wonder if you've ever heard of composting?"

"..."

The panda opened its dark circles and listened to Su Che talking about manure fork to septic tank, farm manure to nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium.

The doting smile on its face is very reluctant.

"...What?" Su Che poked Black and White Hua'er's butt again, and asked cautiously, "Can't you?"

The word "No" was like a sharp arrow, piercing Gun Gun's chest in an instant, piercing the heart with an arrow, and hitting the vital point.

At this moment, an endless desire for protection and a sense of responsibility surged in its chest.

——As the master of Daqing Mountain, how could it be impossible? !

Facing the cautious and darling, he returned to his senses and waved his hand with great pride.

"Squeak."

——All right, all right!

—Don't talk about a cesspit, I'll give you my life!

Squeak, it also kicked the little snow leopard beside it with its paw, signaling it——

Stupid leopard, what do you think?

"Ow~"

The little snow leopard held back its tears with its tail in its mouth, and lied to itself that it was nothing.

——How else can I see it?Look at the big brother and the little one!

——Otherwise, wouldn’t she be hammered into biscuits again? !

"squeak!"

Gaining the support of the darling and his defeated generals, Gun Gun was elated, with high ambitions, and swung his claws vigorously.

Immediately, the sound of the wind that had subsided rose again, and a new coercion surged in the wind, and a new order from the Lord of Daqingshan was conveyed in the coercion.

it--

All attention, all attention, no more looking for Jinkela!

Now, your great chief needs a cesspit!

The size is 30m×20m×5m, close to the edge of the forest, the environment is beautiful, and it is convenient for transportation.

Whoever can dig out this cesspit the fastest and best will get the most favor from the leader!

The evolved animals that had just moved out of their nests were crushed to the ground by the mighty coercion of the Lord of Daqingshan before they had time to walk out of Daqingshan.

They listened to Gun Gun's new instructions with their faces on the ground, and then—

"..."

I!Never!seen!in this way!It was changed day and night!Shameless leader!

……

Although Su Che has temporarily given up obtaining Jinkela from the outside world and composted it by himself, Gu Zheng's wish to establish a San Diego fertilizer factory in the United States has not been shaken by this.

Near noon, the sun moved directly overhead.

The golden sunlight poured down from the top of the head, covering the group of people who had just walked out of the forest, soothing their physical fatigue and warming the hearts of the travelers after a long journey.

However, these warmth and brilliance have nothing to do with Gu Linan, his heart is so cold.

Gu Zheng glanced back at the stele with the words "Dragon Bone Forest" written on it, and asked his great-nephew: "When you came here, you took a military plane, and you went back, too?"

"Yes." Gu Lin'an affirmed, "It's Grandpa's special plane."

"When can I arrive?"

"That..." Gu Linan said with a bitter face, "They must not have thought that we would come out so early. The agreed time is the day after tomorrow, but I can contact you in advance."

"Then what are you waiting for?" Gu Zheng glanced at him and walked on the road leading to the nearest city.

He told the bodyguard: "Use the satellite map to check, where is the nearest mobile phone store?"

Gu Lin'an: "..."

Extending the head is also a knife, and shrinking the head is also a knife, and it is impossible to avoid this knife.

——Admit it.

He ignored the middle-aged and elderly men's mixed doubles, and immediately felt a lot more relaxed, and he thought about his grandfather diligently.

"Grandpa, it's still hundreds of miles away from Xiangshui City, why don't we take a taxi?"

"...Let's rent a car." Gu Zheng hadn't driven a car for a hundred years, and his hands were itchy.

"also."

Asking for the bodyguard's mobile phone, Gu Lin'an called the nearest car rental company and asked them to send five sports cars over, and they must be top-end luxury models.

The car rental company moved quickly, and within half an hour, a row of Thunder X-series sports cars stopped in front of everyone.

"Which one is Mr. Gu?" A driver got off the sports car at the front, and he took out his tablet: "Verify."

"Drip." The computer scanned the QR code on the phone and automatically prompted——

"Identity confirmation, the user holds a Zhongzhou driver's license and is allowed to ride."

After scanning the four bodyguards one by one, the driver asked as usual: "Do you need a substitute driver?"

After getting a negative answer, he stuffed the tablet back into his pocket, took out a self-balancing scooter from the back seat of the sports car, stepped on the pedals and rushed back to the same direction.

"Have a nice ride!"

Gu Zheng: "..."

I haven't cheated on corpses for 100 years, so I may be a bit behind the times.

He glanced at the jet-balancing scooter flying up to the sky with a speed of [-] mph, and then at the supercar that looked so cool that he had no friends, and he suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.

"Grandpa, get in the car."

Gu Linan didn't wait for his grandpa to figure out the bad premonition in his heart, opened the car door respectfully, and gave him the steering wheel.

"..."

Gu Zheng sat in the driver's seat, holding the familiar steering wheel, and stepped on the accelerator.

The speed of the sports car is faster and faster, like real lightning.

The speed and passion made Gu Zheng throw away the troubles and restraints in his chest, and he felt like living again.

Suddenly, it seemed that some critical point was reached, with a "click", the slats on both sides of the door opened, the bottom tires were retracted, and a booster airflow was ejected from the rear.

It took only a moment for the sports car to break through the gust of wind and then step on the sound of the wind under its feet. It suddenly rushed into the sky, flew thousands of miles, and soared freely.

...then undulate in the air, turning flight into surfing.

People in the car: "..."

Gu Lin'an tightened his seat belt in the huge earthquake of the airflow, and shouted: "Slow down! Lower the altitude! Turn on the autopilot mode! Grandpa, you can't drive a speeding car, why didn't you tell me earlier?!!!"

Gu Zheng: "..."

He tightened the handbrake, and while trying to control the speeding car, he shouted to his great-nephew: "I have three types of special vehicle driver's licenses, tank driver's license, aircraft driver's license, submarine driver's license, aircraft carrier driver's license..."

But who knows that I haven't seen you in 100 years, you poor descendants drove the car into the sky!