Archdruid Farming Online

The cesspit located in the Daqingshan Nature Reserve has not been dug yet, but this does not mean that Su Che has nothing to do.

After the matter of the twenty male geese was exposed, the program team sent ten more female geese and told Su Che that his task was to take good care of the thirty geese. Scoring eggs.

The program assistant who came to inform thought that the task load was increased out of thin air, and the guests should at least resist, but Su Che accepted it very calmly.

"Just right." He drove ten geese into the yard: "Twenty geese are not very good for rehearsing the phalanx, but thirty geese are almost enough."

assistant:"……"

Although he has worked together for several days, he still can't understand the brain circuit of the guests.

"Really?" The program assistant smiled politely but embarrassedly: "It's best if you understand, come on!"

"En." Su Che nodded, looked at his thirty geese, and thought about rehearsing a military parade for him on the day Director Huang came to count the eggs and giving him a big surprise.

"Squeak."

The gate of the courtyard was closed, and facing the girl, the twenty male geese were full of energy, with their heads held high and their chests held high, showing their best condition.

"Gah!" they yelled at the girl.

"Yes, show your momentum." Su Che guided from the side.

"Quack!" The male geese stretched their necks, full of fighting spirit, and fluttered their white wings.

They formed two teams and rushed to the mother goose.

...and was called a dog by the goose girl who was at a loss.

Su Che: "..."

Gander: "..."

The Druid, who had worked out a perfect courtship plan for the ganders, coughed lightly, lovingly stroked the gags whose feathers were flying wildly and fled, and poured chicken soup for their souls.

"There will be more time to get along in the future, and you can slowly show your masculine charm."

"For example, practice hard, build muscle, and grow to [-] pounds as soon as possible..."

"A strong goose weighing [-] pounds, are you afraid you won't be able to find a partner?"

"Okay," he clapped his hands after speaking, signaled the male geese to line up, and showed the female geese how to walk.

Afterwards, ten female geese formed the third column and joined the goose army.

"Practice well."

Su Che ordered Brother Rose to keep an eye on them, and then rode a tricycle out the door.

He was going to inspect the wheat fields.

——I don’t know if the crow in the wheat field is still so shy today?

……

The lush green wheat seedlings carry a natural breath and the rhythm of life, which can make people feel happy at any time.

Parking the tricycle on the side of the road, Su Che changed into his overalls, and the first thing he did was to look at the beef jerky that was left on the brim of the scarecrow's hat yesterday.

However, before he got close to the scarecrow, he saw a circle of villagers in a place that was rarely visited by people.

Some of these villagers were carrying hoes, some were carrying shovels, and some were carrying shoulder poles. Obviously, they all got up early in the morning to work.

They whispered to each other and looked at the center of the circle with shocked eyes.

"This is……"

"how is this possible?"

"Aren't these birds always in and out?"

Su Che stepped on the ridge of the field and stood behind the crowd. He couldn't see what shocked the villagers. He only heard the sound of wings flapping.

There were several more black crows than yesterday. They were circling in the sky in groups, their black feathers fluttered up and down, and their pitch-black eyes were staring down, as if they were wary of the crowd.

Suddenly, there was another sound of flapping wings, and Su Che saw a small group of crows flying over, led by the blackest, largest and most ferocious boss crow, with something in their mouths, shining in the sunlight.

"Pa-ta-pa-ta", the crows swooped down, one plunged into the crowd, and the sound of falling raindrops could be heard endlessly.

"Gah."

"quack."

"Quack quack."

Su Che heard them say distressedly——

nice one.

All good stuff.

All the good things that the boss took us to grab!

"quack?"

—Is that right?

The crow boss responded with a rough voice.

It loudly questioned the little crow——

"Quack quack quack quack?"

Was yesterday's jerky delicious?

The younger brother was intoxicated and said: "Quack quack quack quack!!!"

--That's right.

With a flick of his feathers, the boss crow announced domineeringly——

"Quack quack quack!"

We are polite crows, we must know how to reciprocate!

"quack!"

……

Rao Su Che has been a druid for so many years, and he is already considered a master in animal language skills, but he is still dizzy amidst the endless quacking of dozens of crows, as if he has fallen into a crow farm.

he:"……"

Looking at the pitch-black big brother and younger brother Crow, Su Che suddenly had a bad premonition.

At this moment, an unknown crow suddenly saw his figure first, and gave a loud croak excitedly——

Beef jerky is here! ! !

Su Che: "..."

Before he had time to react, the crow who reported the message was slapped aside by the boss of the crow, mercilessly.

—What beef jerky?Here comes the cutie!

——Idiot who knows how to eat!

The crows poured out from the tops of the crowd and from the gaps. Their notoriety of robbing houses over the years brought a great sense of oppression to the villagers, prompting them to move aside naturally, and opened a two-person wide entrance in front of Su Che. , as Moses divided the sea.

"Quack quack quack!"

Black feathers fell from the top of his head, and the boss of the crow led his younger brothers to hover above Su Che's head, urging him——

Come in and have a look!

These are all good things we have snatched...no, good things for you!

No need to go in, just standing at the outermost edge of the crowd, Su Che could feel a burst of dazzle, dazzled by the pile of colorful things inside, and rational tears welled up in his eyes.

he:"……"

Su Che realized that he was wrong.

Perhaps because of the influence of the fiberglass irrigation pipe, Su Che always thought that although these crows had robbed for many years, but because of their poor vision, they had never been able to get rid of poverty. They were a group of downright poor birds, but...

The gaze flicks from the hills of pearls, gemstones, and gold rings, to the gleaming mobile phone and tablet screens, watches with sapphire faces and platinum wristbands, beaded necklaces, jewelry, shoes, Among them, diamonds, red and sapphires, emeralds, corals, glass shards...

Su Che said sincerely, "I underestimated you."

How can you not encounter ghosts if you walk a lot at night?

Even if the robbers have bad eyesight, how can there be no real goods in the den for more than ten years?

"..."

"Gah!"

The boss of the crow didn't understand the exclamation in Su Che's words, it yelled loudly, landed on the jewel mountain, patted the babies with its wings, and signaled——

Just choose!

……

Green Jinjiang Platform——

"Aunt Wu!"

"Aunt Wu appears!"

"Aunt Wu's appearance...isn't easy."

"What's your name, Aunt Wu? It's called Empress Crow! Empress is a bird with a mountain of jewels as her dowry! Can she be the same as those coquettish bastards who are poor and white, who know how to act coquettishly and hug their thighs?"

"It's not the same."

"It's nothing compared to nothing."

"The status of the three aunts Huang, Mei, and Xue is worrying."

"Hey, who is that, what do you want to do? What does it mean to reach out to our aunt Wu's noble ass? Haven't you done it without seeing the little Veela?"

……

"Gah!"

In the wheat field, Brother Crow turned his head and slapped fiercely on the arm of a villager who was sneaking towards the watch.

If it wasn't for maintaining the image in front of the cutie, this mouthful alone would have caused the villagers to bleed like rivers.

—Stealing in front of a senior robber?

——Do I want to lose face? !

"hiss."

The thin and dark villager suddenly covered his arm, and a hole was scratched in his sleeve, and a large bruise appeared on the skin underneath in a short while.

"Liu Shiquan, what are you doing?" Su Che's acquaintance, Uncle Zhang from the field next door asked.

"Brother Zhang," the little villager frowned, and looked at Boss Crow warily: "That watch is mine!"

"What?" There were buzzing voices among the villagers.

"How is it possible?" Someone asked, "That watch looks worth a lot of money. With so much money, you have immigrated to the city a long time ago, so you still need to farm in Qingshan Village?"

"That is, they are all from the same village, who doesn't know who?"

"Really!" The villager surnamed Liu saw that everyone didn't believe him, so he was anxious. He argued: "It's a family heirloom left by my grandfather! If you don't believe me, look at the back of the watch. There is a scratch half the length of a fingernail. Accidentally knocked on the ground!"

The villagers were dubious, but they didn't dare to provoke the group of rogue crows in front of them.

Liu Shiquan suggested: "It's better to bring the air gun from the village..."

"..."

When the atmosphere became stalemate, he pushed Brother Crow's butt with one hand, and then picked up the watch in Liu Shiquan's mouth under its shocked and intoxicated gaze.

Su Che took the sapphire-faced gold watch in his hand, and flipped through it with a "crash".

"Is there really a scratch half the length of a fingernail?"

He squatted next to Jewel Mountain, poked Brother Crow with his finger, and pointed at the villagers—

"You snatched it from him?"

"If yes, nod your head, I want to return the property to its original owner."

"..."

Big Brother Crow regained his senses from the shock of "cute licking me, so happy, happy, dying, dying". When he looked up, he saw the villager with dodgy eyes and malicious intentions, and he was furious immediately——

"Gah!"

— Where did the pheasant come from?Also worthy of being robbed by me!

……

Green Jinjiang Platform——

"Downstairs, what do you think?"

"Upstairs, there must be something strange about this matter."

"Be more specific?"

"Not this one."

"why?"

"Look, his hair is almost bald by Brother Crow! Since ancient times, there is no good bird to be bald. It's either a pervert or a scum."

"..."

"Makes sense."

The author has something to say: At the end of the article, the audience threw a stalk and shook their heads, not laughing at the bald man. After all, out of ten authors, nine are bald...